Body 12 You get the idea

Hundreds of generations have their own affairs

Why do you need to know everything about the millennium

Life is too short to waste

The history is famous

Luoyang Inner City Gulou West Qingshui Street, a shop door hung high a banner, on the book "Li and fried chestnut" four big characters painted gold, the wind fluttered in the wind to attract attention, the street in front of the door lined up a long long people waiting to buy his special sugar fried chestnuts, eight guys in the store are busy, a white face slightly fat slightly fat middle-aged man dressed in a cotton shirt sat on a rattan chair, his left hand held a palmetto fan from time to time, the right hand held a teacup, occasionally drank a few sips, the tea was orange and translucent, from time to time overflowing with mellow tea fragrance.

Suddenly, the middle-aged man raised his left hand lightly, pointed forward, and said with a smile: "The shopkeeper Gao's family is a newcomer, take care of me." ”

Star, who was selling chestnuts, said that the guy was pushing at the dustpan and then shouted, "Next." ”

Coming forward from behind was a man dressed as a man wearing a small soaphorn hat and a coarse cloth short shirt, only to hear him say a little nervously: "I think... I think..."

The star man smiled and asked, "What do you want?" Say yes. Eight taels or a pound? Clear or heavy? ”

The man dressed as a soaphorn hat and a coarse cloth shirt peeked at the middle-aged man in the store counter, swallowed his saliva and said in a stutter: "I think.... I think...."

Xing said that the guy "poofed" and said, "Do you want me to sing?" Do you want to be quiet? Do you want to, do you want to get over all the difficulties and obstacles together? What the hell do you want to do? ”

The person dressed as a small soaphorn hat and a coarse cloth short shirt wiped the sweat that had just appeared, and said aggrievedly: "Can you give me mixed clothes, or I can change positions with the next one." ”

The star said the guy laughed: "What? When you came, your shopkeeper told you? Don't fish in mixed waters? Hehe, spread out and talk about the same sentence, our shopkeeper explained, tell you that the high shopkeeper, no diamond diamond don't do porcelain work, this street Zhang Wu Feng Huang four shopkeepers have also sent people many times, have been seen through by our shopkeeper. Cai Shilang He knows what he has done, and slowly kneel for the old lady of his family for three hundred and sixty-five days. Don't be foolish. Okay, good, I'll weigh you, two catties and two taels, weigh high, and I'll benefit you. ”

Seeing the hand of the star man who stretched out to ask for money, and the bag of sugar-fried chestnuts that were obviously small and yellow, and the person dressed in a small soaphorn hat and a coarse cloth short shirt wanted to cry without tears.

The crowd in line behind shouted loudly: "Hurry up, hurry up, don't sell people, don't waste time, time is money, and I will be delayed by hundreds of millions of dollars in minutes." ”

The man dressed in a small soaphorn hat and a coarse cloth shirt looked back and saw a few people he had seen in the casino, crying in pain when he lost a few dollars of silver, and the lord who couldn't get by, was grinning at himself, squeezing his eyebrows, teasing himself. If it weren't for the fact that this chestnut was sold at a fixed point, and it was not allowed to trade privately after going back, otherwise the right to buy it next time would have been canceled, and he would have left long ago. Helpless, it's also an evil door, this chestnut seller is open to the eyes of the sky or what's going on, I hired a few outsiders to buy it secretly a few times, but all of them are like I bought them, all of them are this little withered yellow. Either hired outsiders to buy it or the size was average, but when they went outside to trade with those people, the other party often ate all the big ones and said that someone told them.

The old lady of the Cai family, who loves to eat Li and fried chestnuts for 50 years, can't eat the good taste of the past, and will punish Cai Shilang to kneel. He stupidly took out the money, hung his head and left with the chestnuts in his hands.

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The middle-aged man watched this scene with a smile, took a sip of tea comfortably, closed his eyes slightly, lightly fanned the palmetto fan, and gently shook the rattan chair back and forth.

Suddenly, I felt that the palmetto fan in my hand snapped and fell, and I was thinking to myself why I couldn't hold things steadily before I was old? I felt my hands being held tightly, and a voice said, "Help me!" Help me! ”

Middle-aged people say Uncle you? Uncle obey you~~ Scared me, see if I don't clean you up.

When he opened his eyes, he saw a child-faced giant breast, uh, no, an old Taoist priest with crane-haired childish face and long hair waist-length half fell on him. Seeing the strange eyes of the guys in the store and the chestnuts they bought, the middle-aged man coughed and said in a warm voice: "Brother Dao, Brother Dao, Brother Hongyang, why do you say this, that, and, pay attention to the impact, the neighbors are looking at it, eh, it's not okay not to look at you like this, it's okay to throw yourself into your arms and stain your superior image." ”

The old Taoist priest of Hongyang said with tears in his eyes: "Is the image still important?" Hurry up and save me, or I'll just hold your hand like this, never let go, and walk hand in hand, even to the end of the day. ”

The middle-aged man looked at the silver hair of the old Taoist priest in Hongyang, blinked his eyes, opened his mouth and didn't speak, he thought for a while, looked up at the crowd in line, and said to the guy in charge of the store: "Yuqian, Brother Hongyang and I have something to talk about in the backyard, you are in charge of the affairs in the store, the store will close on time, and the 15.28.33.46th guest will be under special care." In the sound of the man's promise, he passively dragged the old Taoist priest of Hongyang to the backyard.

The middle-aged man walked to a pineapple wooden stool and turned around and sat down, and said to the old Taoist priest of Hongyang who was holding his hand: "Okay, I can't run or jump either, Brother Hongyang Daoist, tell me about the specific situation, why let me save you?" ”

Seeing the middle-aged man gesture to his hand a few times, the old Taoist priest of Hongyang reluctantly let go of his hands, walked to the pineapple wooden bench next to him, and sat down fiercely. Before the words fell, only to hear the sound of "poof", the old Taoist priest of Hongyang fell to the ground, and came to squat, "ouch" The old Taoist priest of Hongyang looked at the three-legged pineapple wooden stool into a two-legged pineapple wooden stool, and shouted at the middle-aged man with fire-breathing eyes: "Li He, you hurt me again, don't I just look at you more Qingyang Taoist scriptures?" You let me go to death, and when I come back, I still think about falling to death, ouch, my old bones are about to be tossed and scattered by you. ”

The middle-aged man, Li He, smiled shamefully and said, "Brother Hongyang Dao, you are a dog biting Lu Dongbin who doesn't know the hearts of good people, I shouted just now, so you can slow down." I've given you a hint,"

The old Taoist priest of Hongyang, who got up with Li He's support, muttered: "Prompt a fart, I didn't hear your prompt until I fell, which means that I didn't say it," and then the voice became louder|" It's okay not to say that the prompt is fine, say, you prompted me to go to Huangshan to find an opportunity, did you sincerely kill me and let me go to death? ”

Li He helped the old Taoist priest of Hongyang to sit on a sturdy pineapple wooden stool, and said with a smile: "Why did Brother Dao say this? ”

The old Taoist priest of Hongyang said loudly: "Since I went to Huangshan, I have been looking for the opportunity you said, what is broken" drinking the eight immortals" wine I have also drunk, helping the old grandmother up the mountain, helping the little brother to climb the tree, helping the big sister to hold an umbrella, free fortune telling and divination, I have also done all kinds of things. I never found the key that would help me break through the Mind Clearing. ”

Seeing Li He's attitude of being high and cloudy, the old Taoist priest of Hongyang was angry from his heart, and gritted his teeth and reached out to grab Li He's sleeve: "But, but, then something happened that I regret and regret for life, how I want it not to happen, if I have to ask for a deadline, I hope it will be hundreds of millions of years." Looking at Li He, who resisted and pulled his sleeves, the old Taoist priest of Hongyang couldn't stop crying: "You definitely don't know, what I saw, you must want to know, what I saw, but I can't say, do you know how painful I am holding back?" I am so uncomfortable that someone like me is a warm and cheerful chatter to keep such a secret. ”

Ignoring Li He's still angry appearance of hello, hello, hello, everyone, it's not a big deal, the old Taoist priest of Hongyang continued to say angrily: "On the way back from Huangshan, I often talk to myself, others are about to treat me as a nervous disorder, but I don't dare to shut up, I'm afraid that I can't help but talk to someone, and tell others about that matter, and if I leak the secret of heaven, I will be punished by God." I feel that there are nine heavenly gods and thunders in the sky all the time circling around the circle above my head, just waiting for me to speak to others, and I am scared that I will keep doing good deeds and accumulating good karma along the way. ”

Li He smiled dumbly: "Who told you not to take the Taoist path of enlightenment and self-cultivation, you have to learn some calculation techniques, and you still don't sleep and pestering me for the opportunity to become enlightened." Why, I regretted the opportunity when I got it? ”

The old Taoist priest of Hongyang snorted and said: "I just want to learn well, so as not to waste this god-given spirit body, it would be good to know five hundred years in advance and five hundred years later, but now this opportunity is too great, I can't afford it." ”

Li He raised his hand to support the shoulder of the old Taoist priest of Hongyang, looked at him warmly and said: "How big the heart is, how big the world is, and how big the stage of life is." ”

Looking at the misty eyes of the old Taoist priest of Hongyang, Li He patted the old Taoist priest of Hongyang on the shoulder with encouragement: "Brother Dao, don't be afraid, you should be happy, this experience of the monkey has given a glimpse of the Western heavenly opportunity, broadened your horizons, and helped you a lot in the future.

The old Taoist priest of Hongyang opened his eyes wide, a little blind, opened his mouth, and stumbled and asked, "How do you know so much, why?" Why? Why? ”

Suddenly, he looked up at the sky in horror, glanced at Li He, looked at the sky, looked at Li He, looked at the sky, looked at Li He...........

Li He stretched out his hand and took out a book from his arms and handed it to the old Taoist priest of Hongyang, only to see the dragon flying and phoenix dancing on the book written three big characters "Tao Te Ching", he smiled and said: "My surname is Li, you know!" ”