Chapter 523: Catch the Big-Eared Thief First

Three days later.

The sun was shining on this day, and the gentle wind blew the breath of the great river.

Yuan Tan came to the riverside far away, sprinkled a soak of urine on the river, and suddenly there was no wind and three feet of waves.

Yuan Tan looked at the flood peak formed by his soak of urine, and suddenly sighed, it was the first time that he knew that he could even soak urine so good.

When Dian Wei and Xu Chu saw this situation, they were frightened. Is this peeing? It's a galaxy!

On the other hand, Zhou Yu, the governor of the capital, was sitting in the big tent of the Chinese army, looking at the river outside, and was playing the piano.

The beautiful melody is intoxicated by soldiers who don't understand music.

"The Metropolitan Governor is elegant!"

"The Metropolitan Governor is so calm."

"Looks like we're going to win this battle." The soldiers were talking.

Some of the resting soldiers did not go out, but went to the Metropolitan Governor to listen to the music.

It didn't take long for the Governor to sit outside the Metropolitan Governor with soldiers listening to the music.

"General Huang, how is my song?" When Zhou Yu was on the rise, he couldn't help but ask conceitedly.

"Oops......." General Huang sighed with emotion, touched his white beard and said, "This song should only be ...... in the sky." ”

"It's a flood!"

When Zhou Yu heard this, he smiled indifferently and said, "The old general's words are inappropriate, how can the momentum of my song be a flood?" ”

Huang Gai hurriedly said: "Governor, I didn't say it, it was someone outside who shouted for a flood." ”

"Huh?"

With a bang, the strings of the Grand Governor broke.

"It's a flood!"

I saw Jiang Qin galloping on his horse, followed by Tai Shici, Zhou Tai, Ling Tong and other Jiangdong generals.

Zhou Yu hurriedly stood up, and saw that what these people were chasing behind them was actually a wall of water, and when the waves were turbulent, Tai Shici and them were swept away by the flood.

Groove~

Zhou Yu was shocked, and saw again that the soldiers who were originally sitting there listening to his music were swept away all of a sudden.

That's more than 1,000 people.

The Metropolitan Governor was heartbroken, "How is this possible! ”

Before Zhou Yu could get out of the big tent, he was swept away by the flood.

It seems that the flood came too suddenly, with a fast flow and a large amount of water, and there was no time to avoid it.

A minute later, the Governor stubbornly rushed to the surface of the water, stepped on the water, looked around with a pale face, and saw that his soldiers were densely covered with water, denser than tadpoles.

"Help!"

"Oh no, I can't swim!"

"Save me!" A nearby soldier shouted.

It seems that there are many people in the Jiangnan Army who can't swim.

", why don't I sink?" The soldier who hoped for the rescue of the Metropolitan Governor was suddenly stunned.

And on the North Shore.

When Yuan Jun watched the monstrous flood annihilate the south bank, they were all shocked.

"Can't believe what you're seeing?" Lao Jia asked Pang Tong.

"Uh-huh, uh-huh......." Pang Tong has lived for more than 20 years, and he has never seen such a scene.

"Actually, I can't believe it." Lao Jia Xu touched his beard and said lightly.

Then you still ask me? Pang Tong pumped over.

"It's a flood!" For a time, the voices on both sides of the river converged and soared into the sky.

"Lord, there is a flood, there is a flood!"

Jia Xu and they all rushed to Yuan Tan's place.

In fact, the flood was put by Yuan Tan, and now it seems that the effect of this 'weak water 3,000' picked up is really good.

At this moment, he scratched his head, "There is a flood, what about the water?" Why didn't I see it? ”

Jia Xu shouted excitedly: "My lord, where can you see it, because they are all on the south bank." ”

Everyone nodded excitedly.

"My lord, you are truly a man of God. You said that there was a flood, and indeed there was a flood, and you said that it was just a flood on the south bank, and it was indeed a flood on the south bank. My admiration for you is like this flood, out of control. Pang Tong was excited.

In fact, everyone was excited, the lord was too bullish, saying that if there was a flood, there would be a flood, and if the flood had a sense of direction, the flood would have a sense of direction.

Although Yuan Tan has been surrounded by sycophants, he is still very calm, and said seriously: "As a general, he knows astronomy and geography, and he knows the trend of mountains and rivers in his chest." ”

Everyone nodded, thinking that you are too good at pretending, but you are too good at pretending.

"God help me!" Yuan Tan took the case, "Immediately the three armies launched together, drove the boat across the river, and smashed the locusts." ”

Locust?

That's right, just smash the locusts!

As the order came out, the morale of the officers and men of the three armed forces was all sluggish.

With such a big flood, the water village on the opposite side can't be seen, so there is no need to fight this battle at all, just occupy the place directly.

"Rush!"

"Kill."

"Zhou Yu, where are you! Come out and play a song for me, and give me more money ....... ”

Yuan Jun made a big noise up and down.

And at this time, the wet Metropolitan had just boarded a small boat.

Now the river is full of his overboard soldiers, and it is too difficult to find a boat.

When the Governor got on the boat, he heard the shouting and killing sound from the north, and when he looked back, he saw that Yuan Jun, who was looking at the water and killing, was high on the water, which was simply the height of treading the waves. One by one, the patrol is like a yaksha.

The Governor was shocked, "What the hell, why did the flood only hit the south bank?" Why not storm the North Shore? ”

Everyone looked at the Metropolitan Governor with awe, or not to say that the Metropolitan Governor is talented, we can't think of this, and the Metropolitan Governor wants to wear it at a glance.

But, Governor, we don't know.

Zhou Tai and the others became even more frightened because of this, this flood is too evil, there is a reason to only impact one side, and it is not peeing.

"Governor, what are we going to do now?" saw Guan Yu coming, his whole body was also wet, and his beard was tangled together.

The warships on the side of the Sun-Liu coalition army have been completely scattered, some may be about to enter the sea now, and some have turned upside down, and most of the army has long been unaware of rushing to that corner.

This was simply not able to withstand the attack of Yuan's army.

And no one can blame anyone. If you have to complain, you can only complain that this flood is too fucked.

"Withdraw, withdraw!"

The Metropolitan Governor said to Guan Yu again: "Second General, you have also seen this situation, it's not that we are wrong, it's that God is blind." Now I can't take care of you anymore, you let your eldest brother ask for more blessings. ”

So the Governor retreated, and the soldiers could no longer take care of it.

So when Yuan Jun came up and down with a long wind and waves.

"Don't fight, don't fight, I'm surrendering!"

The Sun-Liu coalition forces all began to surrender.

"You can't surrender, why do you have to surrender after two moves, right?"

Soldier Sun Liu almost pulled over when he saw Yuan Jun's soldiers' hateful eyes looking at him.

I thought you were on the boat, and we were soaking in the water, and we were still wearing yarn.

You still don't like to surrender, you can pretend to be too coercive.

"Brother, we will be a family from now on, let's give my brother a hand." A Soochow soldier stretched out his hand.

So, everywhere Yuan Jun went, everyone surrendered.

A few hard-hearted ones were also beaten and surrendered after not wanting to.

"Lord, a great victory!"

Jia Xu and the others were trembling with excitement, after all, there were more than 500,000 enemy and enemy soldiers piled up on both sides of the strait, and they thought it was a bloody battle that made the Yangtze River red, but they didn't expect that the soldiers would not be bloody.

It's like looking for a lantern for 2,000 years, and you can't find such a battle.

It's amazing.

"Lord, should we go to Jingnan to clean up Liu Bei first, or go to Dongwu first?" Pang Tong hurriedly asked, this is related to the focus of the next step in the use of troops.

"Catch the big-eared thief first!" Yuan Tan said.

"Why?"

"Because the big-eared thieves are gone." Yuan Tan said lightly.

Jia Xu and the others immediately stretched out their thumbs and said in unison: "The lord is far-sighted, I can't wait." ”