Chapter 68 If you don't go crazy, you can't live

On the huge luan drive, Liao Emperor Yeluzong really sat upright, and in front of him was a young man with a big beard.

Sitting up straight for a long time made Yelu Zong really uncomfortable, but in the face of his son, who was calm and quiet, strict and resolute, if he didn't face him so carefully, he would make Emperor Liao even more uncomfortable.

Finally waiting for his son to finish speaking, Emperor Liao yawned and said, "Emperor, you don't actually have to pay attention to the actions of the emperor's younger brother."

A hundred years after the father, the throne can only be passed to you, how can there be a reason to pass it to the emperor's brother, that promise is just a joke after the father's drunkenness, (Liao Xingzong took Yelu Chongyuan's hand after drinking and told him that after his death in the future, Yelu Chongyuan can succeed to the throne, which is also the origin of his emperor's brother's name, here is a historical fact, and it is also the reason why Yelu Chongyuan later rebelled against Yelu Hongji) Don't take it to heart, the emperor's brother is our closest relative.

If you don't do that, you won't be able to get the title of King Yan Zhao. ”

Yelu Hongji saw that his father was not interested in the border army affairs he was talking about, but instead pulled the title of King Yan Zhao, and couldn't help frowning: "Father, the child is the crown prince, what do you want the title of King Yan Zhao for?"

Uncle Huang doesn't seem to have any intention of letting it out, if you take it by force, Uncle Huang will make trouble again.

The child didn't want to see a man dozens of years old rolling around in the hall, if possible, just let the imperial uncle give up the position of generalissimo of the world's soldiers and horses.

He has been in this position over the years, and my Daliao has been defeated repeatedly, especially the battle of Montenegro has made my Daliao lose face. ”

Yelu Zongzhen angrily slapped his son's head and said angrily: "That battle was fought by your father and me, do you want to say that your father and emperor made me lose face?" ”

Yelu Hongji, who was slapped by his father, smiled bitterly: "My father is the best father in the world, and he is also the best brother in the world......"

Yelu Zong said: "If you want to say that your father is the most incompetent emperor in the world, just say that we don't need to hide it like this between father and son."

Over the years, my father's health has deteriorated, the last battle was fought for your aunt, she was tortured to death by Li Yuanhao, and my father only found out about it three years after Li Yuanhao's death...... The army fought but failed miserably.

If you don't breathe this way, my father and emperor, I won't be blind to death! ”

Yelu Hongji comforted his father and said: "Li Yuanhao of Western Xia is arrogant and lascivious, poor and militaristic, and the people in the country are not happy.

Sooner or later, there will be civil strife, and then we will have another chance.

To get rid of the Western Xia, only by uniting with the Song State can it have a miraculous effect, but in this way, the benefits of the Song State are far greater than those of our country, and it needs to be carefully weighed before it can be started. ”

Yelu Zongzhen patted his son's hand and smiled: "Father, I have been in a coma all my life, and now that I am old, I don't plan to correct it, my son has always been heroic, and I think he is a heroic lord, even if my father sees his ancestors in the future, he can also explain." ”

Yelu Hongji didn't seem to be very comfortable with his father being close to him, so he silently withdrew his hand and said with a smile: "Father, the emperor and uncle were harassed by assassins yesterday, but I don't know if he has recovered. ”

Yelu Zongzhen shook his head and said: "It is said that he was injured by gunpowder, and his ears are still bleeding, and he can't hear the sound clearly, which may leave the root of the disease." ”

Yelu Hongji said with a smile: "Some people say that Uncle Huang has done too many evil things, so that thunder fell from heaven......

After hearing about this, the child asked a craftsman to test the gunpowder last night, although the gunpowder exploded, but the power was far less than the gunpowder that the imperial uncle encountered, even if the amount of medicine was increased, the effect was still far less.

The most suspicious thing is that under the protection of the 6,000 army, he can still be injured by the assassins, and the child always feels that this matter is extremely strange. ”

Yelu Zongzhen shook his head and said: "Imperial Physician Han Kuang has personally examined your imperial uncle's injuries, your imperial uncle has indeed suffered a heavy injury, and it is also a fact that Guo Liang, the head of the water department of the North Courtyard, was dismembered by gunpowder, and it is too difficult for thousands of people to witness it."

Moreover, there is no need for your imperial uncle to do this, and this matter must not be mentioned again, lest the courtiers think that my son is harsh and has no grace to tolerate people! ”

Seeing that his father was really tired, Yelu Hongji quit Luanjia, stood on the tall Luanjia, looked at the snow, gritted his teeth hatefully, and ordered the attaché of the prince's mansion beside him: "Speed up the march, Luan Jiajia must enter Xijing before noon!" ”

After hearing that the Mughal Salig was killed by the Liao, Tie Xinyuan was silent for a while and then said to Xu Dongsheng: "Make the story of Salig into a small song and spread it to Xijing City."

He has sung the heroic deeds of others all his life, and it is time for someone to sing his heroic deeds. ”

Xu Dongsheng sighed: "It's really dead, I don't know what to say!" ”

Tie Xinyuan shook his head and said: "The Mengwu people are simple-hearted, and they want to dedicate their best to the Liao Emperor, but they don't know that what they think is the best is exactly what the Khitan people despise the most.

If Salig had used the same method to meet the Great Song officials, the effect would not have been much better.

Through the Salig matter, we must learn a truth in the future, no matter what, we cannot refuse the kindness and kindness of others, the most terrible thing in this world is not a murderous enemy, but forcing a simple person to become our own enemy.

Most of the simple-minded people are persistent, once they decide that you are their enemy, they will use their whole life to entangle with you, and maybe they will lose the life of their children and grandchildren, such an enemy we cannot afford to provoke. ”

Xu Dongsheng frowned and said, "Some savages will invite you to eat their food!" ”

Tie Xinyuan said: "Food is precious, this is the treatment of guests." ”

"Some wild people will invite you to do ugly dances together."

"That's good, it's a courtesy that only friends can get."

Xu Dongsheng looked at Tie Xinyuan suspiciously and said, "There are also some barbarians who will invite you to sleep with his wife and daughter!"

If you don't, you'll be a disgrace to them! ”

Tie Xinyuan looked back at Xu Dongsheng and said: "This is a wise decision they have made for the reproduction of their own race, the earliest purpose of male and female intercourse is to reproduce, only healthy men and women can give birth to healthy offspring."

In ancient times, people had a completely different view of women's beauty and ugliness than they do now, men need to have thick bodies, women need to have huge breasts, so that people will like them, Pan An Song Yu and other guys will be thrown out by the tribe to feed the dogs in that era, Zhao Feiyan, who can do palm dance, has no meat on his body, and it is estimated that he is also starved to death.

Therefore, when you encounter this kind of thing in the future, it is more appropriate for you to go, and they don't look down on people like me who are handsome and thin! ”

Xu Dongsheng looked up at Bai Xue outside the window and sighed: "I don't know how the princess of the Great Song Dynasty looks like she is so observant of the city!" ”

Tie Xinyuan laughed and said: "In the future, if you see me even ignoring the country for Zhao Wan, don't stop me, this must be my truest mentality."

Don't think I can't go crazy for a woman!

There are not many people in this world who can care about me, and none of them can be! ”

Xu Dongsheng said to Tie Xinyuan seriously: "I have been running around the Western Regions Road for many years, and everyone thinks I am crazy, and I am proud of it.

It wasn't until today that I realized that I was nothing but madness, and that you were simply a madman. ”

"If you don't go crazy, you won't survive!"

Tie Xinyuan replied to Xu Dongsheng lightly, then poured the remaining tea on the ground, cleaned up his clothes and said to Xu Dongsheng: "Let's go, let's go and see the pomp of the Liao Emperor."

Back then, Xiang Yu saw Emperor Qin go out on patrol and said - the eldest husband should be like this! Then I swept through the one hundred and two Qin Passes, I don't know if the majestic wind of the Liao Emperor's patrol can make me excited! Stimulate me to take 100,000 iron horsemen to the world! ”

"Wait for me!" Xu Dongsheng hurriedly put on his coat and walked out closely behind Tie Xinyuan.

The Luan driver of the Great Song Dynasty's official family, whether it is Tie Xinyuan or Xu Dongsheng, has seen it more than once, but it is rare to see the Liao Emperor Luan driving all year round.

Even if there is goose feather snow on their heads, the streets of Xijing have become crowded, the snow makes people white, and the cold wind makes people blush, which is not enough for the Khitan people or Han people in Xijing City to stop, they are all looking up and tiptoeing, eager for the arrival of the Liao Emperor's Luan.

As soon as he walked out onto the street, Tie Xinyuan regretted it, because he found that countless Liao soldiers had come to the street, dividing the people into pieces and waiting for the emperor's arrival in an orderly manner.

As soon as Tie Xinyuan came to the street, he was rudely stuffed into a pile of orchids by an errand officer, and hurriedly looked around, but he couldn't find Xu Dongsheng and Ga Ga and Wei Chiwen, surrounded by orchids wrapped in fur and chattering.

Some orchids were touched by Tie Xinyuan, and they originally wanted to scold angrily, but after seeing Tie Xinyuan's face, they raised their palms and gently touched Tie Xinyuan's face, and then rubbed their fingers, shouting and telling other orchids her new discovery, there is a young man whose skin is more delicate than a woman's......

Luan drove into the city, and Tie Xinyuan knelt in the cold snow and died of shame. Who would have thought that to look at Emperor Luan, you need to kneel on the ground to watch!

As far as the eye can see, as long as there are people left on the street, no one can stand, including the errand who kicked Tie Xinyuan's knee just now to make him kneel.

Tie Xinyuan tried his best to avoid those singers who always liked to rub themselves, took out a thin tube one and a half feet long from his arms, and took out a jade box from the small bag hanging under his ribs, and twelve blue-gray ice needles were lying quietly in the box!

This is Tie Xinyuan's experiment, he doesn't know if there is that kind of magical effect after the mushroom powder is frozen into an ice needle with water!

Emperor Liao asked him to kneel, and he felt that he also needed to teach Emperor Liao a lesson, the ice needle that would melt after hitting the target was just right to use in the season when the cold wind was howling and the snow was fluttering! (To be continued.) )