What does it feel like to have fleas on your body? Yu Wenwen didn't know before, but now he knows, he was possessed by fleas when he was patrolling the camp, and he didn't deal with it immediately because of his face, and as a result, he was bitten dozens of bags all over his body, with red spots everywhere and unbearable itching.

The feeling was similar to torture, but Yuwen was able to endure it, and when he returned to the station, he immediately had hot water, sulfur soap, and razors prepared - he had to shave off all his hair and give fleas a place to hide.

This is the most effective means for the slave catcher team to 'remove fleas' from the captives, and Yuwenwen has sulfur soap and razors in the military supplies with the army, which is always ready to 'remove fleas' from the captives.

The harm of fleas is similar to a toothache, when fleas bite, it is really fatal to itch, but when I heard Yuwenwen shaving my hair, I was so frightened: King Xiyang shaved his head, could it be that he saw through the red dust and wanted to become a monk?

Of course, Yu Wenwen is not a monk, he is determined to 'go to fleas', but after all, his identity and status are there, and there must be a saying for shaving his head, and his statement is "temporarily becoming a monk and making a vow, thanks to the Buddha for protecting the Great Zhou".

Anyway, these years the powerful believe in Buddhism, he thinks this rhetoric is very good, and he can also live a short hair (hair) addiction, otherwise the matter will cause an uproar, and even cause serious political consequences.

If there were reporters from the Shock Society in this era, there would probably be a lot of explosive headlines:

Astound! The person who made the King of Xiyang disheartened and followed into the empty door turned out to be her!

The truth of King Xiyang's entry into the empty door, the man was silent, and the woman was in tears!

Brothers, behind the wall of Xiyang, King Xiyang followed into the empty door, it turned out to be due to the unbearable past of King Qi!

Faced with the hardships of the left and right, and in the face of the fact that this matter is very likely to lead to unpredictable consequences, Yu Wenwen finally gave up the idea of shaving his head, but the fleas must be destroyed.

So he soaked himself in a large wooden barrel, wiped himself with sulfur soap, rested his head against the edge of the barrel, spread his long hair, and combed his hair with a wooden comb coated with sulfur ointment in one hand.

At the same time, I talked to Wang Fei, who was sitting in front of me, for the purpose of "talking about lice".

"I heard that Wang Senjun has a lot of research on fleas?"

In the face of Yu Wenwen's provocation, Wang Jun resolutely counterattacked: "Such absurd remarks, I don't know who the king listened to?" ”

"yes, who said such a ridiculous statement?" Yu Wenwen is as cheeky as ever, he is in a bad mood because he suffers from fleas, "The so-called Wei and Jin Dynasty are romantic, in the past, Wang Mengmeng talked about lice, and it was a quick thing to think that there were fleas on the body of celebrities, how could Wang not know when he joined the army?" ”

"King, if you are angry at will because of trivial matters, this move is very easy to provoke villains and cause unforeseen disasters, please be cautious." Wang Hao persuaded and began to defend and counterattack: "King, don't forget Qi Wenxiang's death. ”

After the death of Gao Huan, the prime minister of the Eastern Wei Dynasty, the eldest son Gao Cheng succeeded him, controlled the government, and scolded the emperor in public as "dog's foot".

His younger brother Gao Yang succeeded to the throne of Qi, was called Emperor by Chan to establish the State of Qi, and posthumously crowned Gao Cheng as Emperor Wenxiang.

Wang Wei persuaded Yuwen Wen Mo to be angry at will, lest one day the people around him burst out and assassinate him and he was caught off guard, this truth Yuwen Wen understands, and has been taking measures to prevent it from happening, so the other party's persuasion is ineffective.

"Wang joins the army, fleas, fleas?"

Wang Hao was stunned for a moment when he heard this, then he was speechless, and after a while, he admitted defeat: "It turns out that there is something in the king's words, but his subordinates are stupid." ”

"There are a lot of fleas on the widow's body, there is no time to chat, back to the point, you are going to supervise the elimination of fleas, you must be eliminated!"

"My subordinates understand!"

"You are offering advice in Yecheng, of course you understand that fleas are harmful, but the soldiers may not understand, because although fleas are small, if they are more numerous, they will kill people, and at critical times, you must cut through the mess quickly."

"Please also ask the king to set the tone."

"Kill if you should kill, slaughter when you should slaughter, you will carry the name, and the benefits will be few!" Yuwen Wen said coldly, "If someone makes trouble for you with these things in the future, there will be a widow to bear it!" ”

"My subordinates understand!"

When you are the lord, you have to let your subordinates carry the black cauldron if necessary in order to get benefits and ensure your good reputation, but the subordinates who carry the black cauldron must also be protected.

If you really want to poke out the basket, as long as it is not the kind that touches the bottom line, refrigerate it for a period of time to avoid the limelight, and it will be reused after the limelight.

To sum it up in one sentence, that is, "Your Majesty is a saint, and all bad things are done by traitors!" ”

Wang Fei got Yuwenwen's confession, and hurriedly left, he offered advice in Yecheng and adopted it for Yuwenwen, and now he has a heavy responsibility, so he is naturally full of energy, and he walks with the wind, but Yuwenwen's attention is not here.

Because his head is still itchy.

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"Lord Lang, please rest assured, the little one is on this expedition..."

"How many times have you said it, you are already an official of the imperial court, don't be the lord of Lang all day long."

"Master Lang, fifteen years of life has been Lord Lang's slave!"

"Okay, okay, let's say that in private, pay attention in public." Yuwen Wen said with his eyes closed, he was still soaking in the barrel, and Yuwen Fifteen was helping him catch fleas.

In fact, fleas are not a big deal, but since Lord Lang minds, Yuwen Fifteen naturally 'humiliates the servant to death', as a family born in the Qiguo Mansion in the past, Yuwen Fifteen grew up with Erlang Jun of the same age.

Generally speaking, such a son is the absolute henchman of the lord of Lang, and his status is different from that of ordinary slaves, so Yuwen Wen handed over the responsibility of guarding the family to Yuwen Fifteen, so for so many years, Yuwen Fifteen did not have many opportunities to make military merits.

And now, here's the opportunity.

"You rarely have the opportunity to lead the troops to fight alone, so it is inevitable that the scene will be ugly in battle, it doesn't matter, just eat a trench and grow wise."

"As for apologizing for oneself after losing a battle or something, that's a coward's move, just win it back in the future!"

"Just now, the widow has already made a deal with Wang Senjun, if necessary, scold him to carry it, you can let go of it.... That's it. ”

Hearing what Lord Lang said, Yuwen Fifteen replied solemnly: "The little one understands." ”

"Understood? Tell me, what are the things that the widow said? ”

"Burn, kill, loot."

"Those who surrender will leave a way to live, no torture and killing, it is good to be an official army, and there must be a bottom limit to set an example, you dare to let the soldiers string the baby with a spear, and the widow will string you up and tree it at the head of Xiyang City!"

"Don't worry, Lord Lang, the little one will never act like this!"

The master and servant talked like this, Wang Fei proposed to Yuwen Wen in Yecheng to exterminate the 'flea', the so-called flea is the surname of those strong sects in Lianghuai, these wall grasses are completely unreliable, and there are more than enough successes and failures.

Taking the north-south struggle as an example, the southern army and the northern expedition, Henan, Lianghuai and other wealthy families responded enthusiastically, and each Wubao played the banner of the Southern Dynasty to welcome Wang Shi to recover the Central Plains, but there were no soldiers and no food.

Once the southern army was defeated and defeated, these wealthy families who had supported the Northern Expedition a moment ago changed their faces in an instant, refused to help, and even chased and killed the southern army as a meeting gift to the generals of the Northern Army.

This kind of behavior is actually the helpless choice of the Henan and Lianghuai Hao clans, which have been devastated by war for hundreds of years, because the families that do not do this have long been wiped out.

However, even if this move is understandable, it is not a reason to sit idly by, Wang Fei feels that Yuwenwen must cut through the mess quickly, because Yuwenwen may have to attack Huainan next, so he has to deal with these wall grasses.

Yuwenwen's troops are insufficient, these wall grasses must be yang and yin, of course welcome is welcome, there is no way to send troops and food, if Yuwenwen wants to pull out one by one, when will it be pulled?

If Yuwen Wen takes a tough attitude towards these wall grasses, the other party will fall to Wei Chi or Chen Guo, and it is precisely because of this that these wall grasses must have no fear.

Yuwen Wen's troops are coming to the city, they will be 'anyway', but they don't make great efforts, if Yuwen Wen succeeds in occupying the land of Lianghuai in the future, of course, these wall grasses will suddenly have soldiers and food, but if Yuwen Wen eats a big defeat...

Even if Yuwenwen didn't lose the battle, and he was in a stalemate with Yu Chi or Chen Guo in Lianghuai, how to stabilize these uncertain wall grasses would sooner or later become a headache for Yuwenwen.

These wall grasses are like fleas, which make people unable to die, but they itch unbearably.

Wang Fei, who has a lot of "research" on "fleas", prescribed a dose of "prescription", and Yu Wenwen agreed, so the question is who will carry it out and who will bear the possible infamy.

So the "Flea Exterminator" general Yuwen 15 and the supervising army (dog-headed military division) Wang Gong appeared on the stage.

"Back the black cauldron" is not a word in this era, but the meaning is not difficult to understand, Yuwen Wen let these two carry the black cauldron, of course, to keep a good reputation while taking benefits, and by the way, Yuwen Fifteen and Wang Hao can brush up their military exploits.

After all, not just any subordinate is qualified to carry the black pot for the lord!