"According to what you say, Liu Yan and Wang Jun in your room, they are not male and female thieves, you are. You killed both of them? Painter Zhang understood the conspiracy of these two people.

"You're smart." The powerful began to peel the second orange. "Those two dead men and women, stealing things and stealing things to our heads, do you say that you are looking for death."

That night, Wu Jingya drank the Forget Worry Grass and fell asleep grogily, and found nothing wrong. At 12 o'clock, the boat docked, and Wang Jun and Liu Yan started to move before docking.

Wang Jun sneaked into Zhang Lei's house, and he knew that Zhang Lei would definitely be easy to deal with after playing games and drinking so much alcohol. He took out his knife and prepared to cut off the jade pendant on Zhang Lei's neck, and after cutting off the jade pendant, he found that the thing Zhang Lei was carrying around his neck was much clearer than he imagined, and it was a typical fake. He was just about to get angry when he heard Liu Yan's roar from outside the house. It turned out that Liu Yan quietly climbed in front of the bedside table between Qiangguo and Wu's two beds. He opened Wu's box, and her eyes were full of ocean and dollars to see her heart flutter, and at this moment her mouth was grasped by Qiang, who was lying on the bed and pretending to be asleep. Wang Jun ran out of the house to rescue Liu Yan, but he didn't expect that the back of his head was hit hard by Zhang Lei with two books, Zhang Lei took the book and said, "Well, knowledge is power." ”

"Aren't you getting high?" Wang Jun said strugglingly.

Liu Yan and Wang Jun were pulled by Zhang Lei and they to a very remote place at the stern of the boat.

"Hmph, I've never been drunk in my life." Zhang Lei grabbed Wang Yan's white rabbit fiercely with his hand. "Shu Tan, there is not enough time today, otherwise Lao Tzu will do you as a little goblin."

Liu Yan cried in a daze, "I knew that I shouldn't go out to live with you, a prostitute who has no money, because there is more than enough success and failure." I used to carry it in the Red Mansion, and although I said that I was not free, I didn't have to worry about my life. ”

"Fucking it's a disaster, I shouldn't be working with a woman like you."

Qiangguo looked at the pair and sighed sadly, "It's superfluous for people like you to die. ”

The boat docked, and Wang Jun and Liu Yan still got off the boat as they wished.

After a short time on the dock, the whistle whined again, and before the boat left the dock, the two clatters of the water did not attract anyone's attention.

Qiangguo looked at the bubbles coming out of the water, "You said that the box tied to them can sink them to the bottom of the sea." ”

"Well, almost, the box is full of my dead books, and it can be regarded as a well-deserved death for them to die in the ocean of knowledge. These two guys, who are neither male nor female, may be able to mix up their personal appearance by reading more books in their next life. Zhang Lei teased.

"Who do you say is not a man or a woman, I dress up as a woman because the job needs it?" The complaint of the powerful country broke Zhang Lei's memories.

Zhang Lei picked up the fruit knife on the table, "You said it was a stab in the stomach, or a pain in the neck." ”

"Girls love beauty, and it doesn't look good to stab your neck and die." Wu Jingya's voice came from the box.

"What, you're not dead?" The powerful country shouted.

Wu stood up and looked at Qiangguo and Zhang Lei with his hands on his waist, and Painter Zhang glanced at Wu Guang's slippery appearance, "You are not afraid of catching a cold in this style." ”

Wu embarrassedly blocked something with the pillow on the sofa, "You two turned out to be male and female thieves who have been hiding by my side." You can really pretend to be a strong country. ”

"Didn't you get bitten on the neck by the poisonous snake I released? You can't be fine. ”

Wu wiped the blood off his neck with his hand, "These are snake blood, not mine." The main reason why I didn't get bitten to death was because I never believed in the saying that smoking is bad for your health. ”

It is said that in the bathroom that day, the snake was getting closer and closer to Wu.

At that time, Wu was so tired that he leaned back in the bathtub and fell asleep, holding a cigarette in one of his arms, and when the snake was about to approach him, his cigarette butt just burned his finger. The pain stimulated him to wake up, and then he saw the approaching poisonous snake, and after Wu got the snake, he pretended to be poisoned, and then wanted to see who was doing the ghost.

Zhang Lei glanced at Qiangguo, "Since everything is exposed, let's kill it." ”

Zhang Lei pounced on Wu with a fruit knife, Wu opened the lid of the box to block the fruit knife, and then slashed his neck with a hand knife. Zhang Lei was a little out of breath by this clever attack, and fell backwards to the ground. Seeing that Wu was so difficult to deal with, Qiangguo immediately aimed the focus of his attack on Painter Zhang.

Zhang tried to dodge backwards, but Qiangguo was very nimble at his feet, and he picked up the fruit knife on the ground and stabbed at Zhang. Wu jumped out of the box with a dry onion and kicked it towards Qiangguo's stomach, but Wu underestimated the height, and his heel kicked Qiangguo's life.

Qiangguo covered his lower abdomen and screamed flatteringly, "Oops, this is going to kill people." ”

Wu clapped his hands and said playfully, "This time it's really a male and female thief." ”

Wu looked at Painter Zhang gently, "Don't be afraid, I will protect you." ”

Painter Zhang's eyes closed slightly, "I'm afraid I'm okay, but can you put on your pants first." ”

"Oh, I'm sorry." Wu hurriedly ran to the side of the bed and wrapped himself in a sheet, and then he took a rope and tied the male and female thieves together.

At this time, Painter Zhang finally let go of the worries in his heart and easily threw himself into Wu's arms, "Seeing that you died just now, I really think I might as well be dead." ”

"Before we die, we have to have a new love, otherwise it will be so boring to die."

The two men hugged each other and laughed.

"This car is my best car, with an in-line six-bar engine with a maximum horsepower of 90 horsepower and a maximum speed of 110 kilometers per hour, I dare to say that this is the fastest car in China now and in the future." ”

Lin Feng, the co-pilot, kept rubbing his neck with his hands, obviously he was not very comfortable with Lin Feng's bursting driving method. The prince drove too casually, changing lanes for a while, braking sharply for a while, and Lin Feng didn't eat or he would definitely vomit it all.

Ah Feng in the back row had long been accustomed to his brother's selfish way of driving, and saw Lin Feng's unsuitable appearance. She was a little worried, "Brother, you drive slowly, Captain Lin is not used to your way of driving." ”

The prince braked sharply, the car stopped, Lin Feng pushed open the car door with the last shred of reason, stood on the side of the road and vomited wildly. Ah Feng patted Lin Feng's back in distress. "You're alright?"

The prince lit a cigarette, "I'm sorry Captain Lin, I didn't expect you to get motion sickness, how can anyone in this world get motion sickness?" ”