The Imperial Palace of the capital.

"What? He's not dead? "The emperor took the case. looked at Changping with a happy face in shock, and then, the emperor's expression gradually soothed, his eyes showed ecstasy, and finally looked up to the sky and laughed: "This melee boy!" I knew he couldn't die! God wouldn't dare to accept such a scourge! ”

Changping smiled, twisted his body dissatisfied, and said coquettishly: "Father, what do you say? How did he become a scourge? He's your son-in-law......"

The emperor smiled, and then sank his face: "There must be a premeditation behind this matter, I don't know who is the mastermind." Hum! What a guts! Deliberately making a fake corpse to confuse the public, in a vain attempt to disrupt my arrangement of the court situation, if it weren't for Mi'er, you are careful, I'm afraid I would have fallen for his trick! ”

Although Changping is a woman, she grew up as a royal after all. Seeing but also extraordinary, he pondered for a moment and said: "Father, if my husband is really dead, according to my father, who will benefit the most in the court?" ”

The emperor glanced at her, his face twitched, and finally sighed: "The biggest profit?" ”

Changping raised his eyebrows when he heard this, she and the prince are not brothers and sisters of the same mother, and they have no family affection at all on weekdays, and when they heard that it was possible that the prince instigated the murder of her husband, she couldn't help but be angry in her heart.

The emperor groaned, shook his head, and said, "...... If someone wants to blame him and profit from it, won't the prince be wronged? ”

Changping snorted: "Blame the prince, what benefit can the lord behind him make?" ”

The emperor smiled and said: "You are your daughter's family, you don't have to understand these things, now the plan is to find Fang Zheng as soon as possible." ”

The emperor said in a deep voice: "Someone! Xuan Feng Qiu Dao, Wen Sen~~ Functional Warriors Meet! ”

Not long after, Feng Qiudao and Wen Sen entered the palace.

The two of them had calm faces, but their eyes also showed undisguised joy, it seemed that they had already known the news that Fang Zheng was not dead in the Fang Mansion.

The emperor looked at the two of them and said slowly: "Fang Zheng is still alive, you already know about this matter, right?" ”

Seeing that the two of them nodded again and again, with a smile on their faces, the emperor also smiled, and continued: "One of the two of you is Fang Zheng's friend, and the other is his subordinate, presumably he is the most trusted person, I have sent you an envoy, with your subordinates, be sure to find Fang Zheng!" ”

The two bowed down to receive the order, and Feng Qiudao said: "Your Majesty, how many soldiers and horses can the last general lead out of the camp to look for?" Please show the emperor! ”

In ancient times, generals were training in the barracks, and they were not allowed to take troops out of the camp without following orders, and even if they were ordered, they had to give a clear account of how many people they brought and what they were going to do, otherwise they would be punished as conspiracy.

The emperor thought for a while and said, "You can lead 5,000 soldiers and horses, and the search range is not necessarily only outside the city, you can look for it a little farther away from the capital." I guess Fang Zheng may be in some kind of predicament. Otherwise, I won't be denied contact with me. After you find him, you can lead the troops and horses of your headquarters to help him get out of trouble, and the 5,000 soldiers and horses can be handed over to him for command, and if necessary, you are allowed to transfer troops to support the Longwu army. ”

Feng Qiudao answered loudly.

Changping looked at the figures of the two of them leaving the palace, and his eyes couldn't help but be clouded with some worry.

Where the hell is this damn bastard~ Sensual Warrior egg? What's the dilemma? I wonder how many people in my family are worried about him?

"Mi'er, Fang Zheng is fine, you should rest assured. You haven't eaten in days, haven't you? Come, I'll have something to eat with you. The emperor gently pressed Changping's thin shoulders and said warmly.

Changping bit his lower lip, and then shook his head again: "Father, my father-in-law and mother-in-law are worried about the safety of my husband at home, the second elder is not in good health, I have to serve them, go back first." ”

The emperor looked at Changping, his eyes seemed to be relieved and lost, and he smiled and sighed: "My Mi'er has grown up and is sensible......"

Changping smiled, his big eyes curved like a crescent moon: "I am the young lady of the Fang family, my husband is not here, the second elder is weak now, I should be the backbone of the family, and I can't let my husband disappoint me." Father, Mi'er retired. ”

The emperor looked at Changping's increasingly thin figure, sighed and shook his head. This daughter who has grown up in the palm of her hand since she was a child, this golden branch and jade leaf who has always been rude and willful, and never thinks about others. Now that she is a new wife, she has taken on the rise and fall of her husband's family, she is finally sensible, and she is even more cherished-

Fang Zheng was very uncomfortable now, he was lying on a simple bed, and on the floor next to the bed was a wooden barrel, which was half full...... Lake?

Fang Zheng touched his round belly and sighed, and was about to say something to sigh about his bumpy life, when his mouth opened and his face turned white again. Hurriedly pulled the barrel, and with a "wow" sound, he continued to spit out the muddy lake water into the barrel.

The two bandits who were in charge of guarding him next to him sneered: "I can't see that this kid Wenwen is weak like a wilted chicken, and he can still hold a lot of it in his belly, this is the second bucket, right?" ”

Another bandit laughed and said, "Yes, this kid is also a little bit old, don't jump into the water if you can't swim, isn't this looking for death?" ”

Fang Zheng wiped his mouth after spitting, and couldn't help but answer: "What if you don't jump?" Aren't you going to kill me? Even if I am drowned, I will be left with a whole corpse, and I will be chopped into dumpling stuffing by you, and I can't fight it. It's you, can't you jump? ”

The bandit laughed: "But just before you dived, our leader had already spoken, and I won't kill you......"

Fang Zheng felt a burst of grief and indignation when he heard this, and finally couldn't help but let out another "wow", and spit out two mouthfuls of bitter lake water: "...... Speak early! If I knew that you would not kill me, would my grandson be willing to dive......"

Functional Warrior # Lying on the bed weakly, Fang Zheng sighed heavily.

It's been almost a year, right? How could I ever be in such a bad situation? Fang Zheng never thought that he was a capable person, he didn't want to engage in the current invention, he didn't have the great wisdom to survive in officialdom, and he didn't even think about being the king and hegemon, at best, he relied on his own little cleverness to take advantage of a little bit of advantage, this is not a big sin, right? He feels that the value of his existence is not enough for the whole society, even if it does not contribute much, it is not enough to be beheaded.

But why are you so miserable? Originally, I thought that after Pan Shangshu was poured, I could live a leisurely life with my wives for a few years, I could fish at home, drink wine, take advantage of my wives, and even go to the Qinglou painting boat to drink a flower wine or something without knowing Changping. What an outstanding young man who has no quarrel with the world, how could he be kidnapped by bandits without provoking anyone?

Also, this kidnapping came very strangely, and if you say that there is no instruction behind it, you won't believe it if you kill him. must have seen that he was in power and blocked someone's way, so he secretly made a black hand. The question is, who am I getting into? If I go missing or die, who is in the best interest of the court?

The situation in the DPRK and China has gradually balanced, under the arrangement of the emperor, the prince is on the side, he and the fat man are on the side, some conservative old ministers in the DPRK and China are on the side, plus the new officials and neutrals, there are now four factions in the DPRK and China are vying openly and secretly, all want to take the initiative in the new round of the DPRK, if something happens to him, then the fat man alone will definitely be difficult to support alone, and it will not last long, and the balance of the court situation painstakingly arranged by the emperor will be broken, and if someone comes forward to suppress and win over other forces. And then integrate, and there will be the old situation of Pan Shangshu dominating the court again.

Who has the ability and prestige to come forward and win over other forces?

The answer is imminent.

Prince. If something happens to him, the prince will naturally benefit the most.

But why did the prince do this? The violent death of Liu Changsheng, the general of the Shence Army, the crown prince has already registered in the emperor's heart, and the suspicion has not yet been taken off, does he dare to openly attack himself? With his IQ, it seems that he would not do such an idiotic thing, isn't this forcing the emperor to depose him?

Whoever instigated this, it was in his best interest to kill me on the spot, why did he just let the bandits tie me up to the mountain? It's a very puzzling question, but am I still useful to him? And it seems that these bandits are not simple characters, daring to do this case, and transporting themselves out of the city without hindrance, shows that they have colluded with a powerful person in Beijing, but they don't seem to know that they are tied up by a court official......

There are too many doubts about this matter from beginning to end. It's like having several dead knots tied on a rope, Fang Zheng can't untie any of them now, and he can't help but feel a little depressed.

For now, are these all secondary and what are the most important? It's going to be a killer in this. Survive in a den of spooky bandits! Only by living can those mysteries be solved, and if a person dies, everything has nothing to do with him.

Fang Zheng gritted his teeth and secretly made up his mind. Stay alive! Definitely live! I want to go down the mountain alive, return to the capital alive, and reunite with my family and ~ my wife......

Thinking of this, the expression on Fang Zheng's face changed. Suddenly, he became very flattering, and smiled flatteringly at the two bandits guarding him: "What do you call the two eldest brothers?" Hehe, the little brother Fang Xiaowu is just a small servant of a rich family in Beijing, I don't know what happened to the eldest brother tying up the little brother to the mountain? ”

The bandit rolled his eyes and said: "It's close to the old functional, the warrior, how does Lao Tzu know why the boss wants to tie you up this useless waste?" ”

Fang Zheng nodded again and again and said with a smile: "Yes, yes, the little brother also feels puzzled, it is not easy for you to go down to Tangshan, you kidnap me with no money and no relatives, it is really incomprehensible, the little brother is not listening." You're making a loss-making deal......"

The bandit smiled indifferently: "Boy, if you expect us to let you go down the mountain, then you have made a big mistake, if you don't have money, you can try the knife for our brother, we don't care about the ransom of the two jujubes, we just want to kill and kill, have a good time, haha......"

Fang Zheng's face turned pale with fright, and he swallowed saliva with difficulty, these inhuman functional warrior bandits! provoked the young master and my sex, I still ...... Really have to get along with them......

Fang Zheng sat cross-legged on the bed sullenly, not knowing what he was thinking, and the two bandits ignored him. Talking about the day, they were hotly discussing which Qinglou's fans were the most beautiful under the mountain, which kiln bustard was the most coquettish, which casino's ** out of the old thousand, etc., the topic of the bandits was very humane, and they couldn't do without four words, eating, drinking, prostituting and gambling.

Very suddenly, a seemingly heroic, but in fact piercing singing suddenly sounded in the room.

"The great river flows eastward, and the stars in the sky are in the Big Dipper! Hey, hey, hey, hey, Beidou Wow, a bowl of wine at the turn of life and death, wow......"

The two bandits were so frightened that the knives in their hands fell to the ground, and the two looked around vigilantly. only to find that the voice came from Fang Zheng, who had his back to them.

Fang Zheng turned around as he sang, facing them, his mouth opening and closing hoarsely. But with a flattering smile on his face. He kept wincing at them......

“…… Let's go, wow, you have me, you have everything...... Hey, hey, hey, all of them, wow, there's no turning back in the fire and water......"

The two bandits frowned.

"What's wrong with this guy? Why is the broken voice embarrassed to sing so loudly? A bandit couldn't stand Fang Zheng's shrill singing.

Fang Zheng's face was suffocated when he heard this, Lao Tzu tried his best to sing to please you, but you actually said that I broke my voice! Don't know how to appreciate?

Thinking angrily in his heart, Fang Zheng's mouth didn't stop: "...... When Lu saw injustice, he roared, and when he should make a move, he should make a move......"

When the singing arrived, Fang Zheng's voice became more and more high-pitched and ...... Cacophony?

The bandit's face turned pale, and he scolded fiercely: "Shut up the old functional warrior!" What the hell is shit......"

Another bandit was obviously more educated, so he hurriedly grabbed him and said, "Hey, let him sing, the voice is a little ugly, the words are not bad, it seems to be talking about the behavior of our heroes, it's a bit interesting." Fun! ”

Suddenly, the door of the wooden house was kicked open, and more than a dozen bandits rushed in with knives and guns. Fang Zheng trembled in fright and quickly stopped his mouth.

After the bandits came in, they looked left and right, and the leader of the group was puzzled: "He, the functional warrior, the mother!" What were you doing? ”

The two bandits defending Fang Zheng pointed at Fang Zheng: "This kid doesn't know what crazy he is, he's singing......

"Singing?" The leader glanced at Fang Zheng, and Fang Zheng quickly smiled at him flatteringly.

"Dog ~ Sensual Warrior Day! Don't sing it anymore! Did you hear that? The leader turned his face when he said it, and after glaring at Fang Zheng viciously, he turned his head and left, walking aside. He also scolded and scolded: "He guenynghi!" I thought that the officers and soldiers were beating the gong and going up the mountain to encircle and suppress us. I also said that this officer and soldier were enough to bring a noodle gong up the mountain, and knocked him guengynghi Niang's heart......"

“……”

Qu Gao and Widow! Fang Zheng clenched his fists angrily, in order to live, I will not give up to please you! Wait!

Before I knew it, a whole day had passed, and by the evening of the next day, Fang Zheng had been allowed to walk around in front of the open space of the wooden house, of course. This is also related to his well-behaved currying favor with the bandits, after all, the bandits are not unreasonable, Fang Zheng only said a dozen meat jokes and completely conquered them.

There are no female dependents on the mountain, and the bandits are not allowed to go down the mountain on weekdays, and now there is a meat ticket for them to say that the meat joke is boring, of course the bandits are happy to give him a little convenience, and the bandits are not lacking in heart, but they are quite confident in the traps on the mountain, knowing that even if Fang Zheng admits that he did not pay attention to slipping away, he will never be able to get out of this mountain alive.

From this point of view, the situation is more optimistic, Fang Zheng estimated that if he told them the golden bottle plum at the bottom of the box word for word, they might not allow themselves to walk around the mountain, of course, the key depends on the attitude of the master who has never met. If people are not good at this, I will continue to sing good songs to him, if he is an iron-blooded tender, I will sing deeply and rainy, I don't believe that I can't let him go......

After walking for a while, Fang Zheng returned to the room.

The bearded face brought him dinner, the bandits' life was still quite good, Fang Zheng's dinner was a fat and thick, oily hooves, a large bowl of rice, and a bowl of mushroom soup. It seems that what the boss said is still quite authoritative among the bandits, he said that he couldn't harm Fang Zheng, and the bandits didn't abuse him.

Fang Zheng stared at the bowl of soup in front of him, his face turned a little blue, and he couldn't help himself from vomiting. Since Fang Zheng was fished out of the lake by the bandits yesterday, Fang Zheng was like having rabies, and he was afraid when he saw the water, even if it was a bowl of soup, he felt uncomfortable looking at it......

At this moment, the cheers of a group of bandits came from outside the house, and the bearded face listened carefully, and then said with great joy: "The master is back!" Hehe, hehe......" After saying that, the bearded face slipped out of the smoke and greeted his boss.

Fang Zheng was stunned for a moment, put down his chopsticks and planned to follow him out to see who the bandit leader was.

After thinking about it, Fang Zheng sat down again.

Can't go out, what if they let their heads see the meat tickets they have caught with their own hands, swagger around in their bandit den, and chop themselves up if they are in a bad mood? Wronged or not?

Thinking of this, Fang Zheng picked up the chopsticks and ate a lot. The boss of the family, not my boss, why am I going out in a hurry? How cheap! No matter how capable the head of the family is, he is just a thief, Lao Tzu has no ability, and he is also a big official of the court. Make up your mind that you will never take the initiative to meet him!

After Fang Zheng decided, he stayed in the house and never went out. The largest wooden house in the bandits' den was bustling that night, with a large crowd of people arguing and laughing, mixed with the sound of fists and dishes smashing. There was also the sound of drunken vomiting, so noisy that Fang Zheng covered his ears and tossed and turned on the bed, and couldn't sleep. This is his functional warrior who is going to put aside his previous life, Lao Tzu called the police early on, a bunch of things without social morality!

The bandits made a fuss until midnight, before they dispersed one after another, and the bandits' den finally quieted down.

Fang Zheng sighed, turned over and continued to sleep. I thought in my heart, if I get out of danger and return to the capital in the future, not to mention anything else, I must persuade the emperor to establish a noise nuisance law, whoever is noisy and haunted in the middle of the night and cries wolf, will be fined!

Turning over again on the bed, Fang Zheng sat up helplessly, test! Insomnia! These bastards!

Changing clothes, Fang Zheng opened the door and walked out. He was going to take a walk, maybe he would be able to fall asleep when he got tired of walking.

It's winter, and the mountain breeze at night is bone-chilling. Fang Zheng couldn't help but shudder, gathered his clothes, and walked towards the lake.

To tell the truth, Fang Zheng was a little scared when the black light was blind, what if he accidentally stepped on the mechanism buried by the bandits? What if you accidentally step on the air and fall into the lake? In case of...... What should I do if I encounter a ghost?

Fang Zheng shrunk his neck, and after thinking about it, he decided to go home and continue to sleep, don't do bold things for timid people, life is your own. You have to cherish it.

Just as he was about to turn around and walk back, he heard the sound of stones thrown into the water from the lake, Fang Zheng was startled, and he stood up with goosebumps all over his body.

"Who? Who knows? Fang Zheng squinted and looked hard.

No one paid attention to him, Fang Zheng took a few steps closer with courage, but saw a huge mountain rock by the lake. There was a woman seated.

The night was too dark, Fang Zheng couldn't see her appearance clearly, only to see that she was dressed in a samurai suit, setting off her slender figure gracefully, a pair of slender long legs curled up, the woman was holding her knees with both hands, raising her head and staring at a dull and colorless crescent moon in the night sky.

Fang Zheng was shocked, how could there be a woman in a place where birds didn't lay eggs? Could it be a ghost? Ghosts?

His mood was like electricity, Fang Zheng thought about it, and decided to get closer to see if this female ghost was beautiful. If you're not pretty, it's not too late to turn around and flash yourself......

Young Master Fang, who was full of lust, finally couldn't resist the temptation, and quietly walked a few steps forward, and with the faint moonlight, the woman's pretty face finally saw it clearly. This look made Fang Zheng's soul disappear.

I saw a woman's goose egg face and beautiful lips. Long eyebrows and a juan face, the bridge of the nose is straight, and the eyes are like autumn water. If the facial features are separated, in fact, it is not very surprising, but the wonderful thing is that when they are matched together, they look pleasing to the eye, which makes people admire the magic of creation. What's even better is that her eyebrows are a little too straight, which makes the whole person soft and a little heroic, and she is really a rare beauty in the world.

"Fairy Sister......" Fang Zheng couldn't help but mutter.

His image at this time is really embarrassing to describe, with disgusting saliva, a lewd gaze in his eyes, and staring at the woman's stunning face for a moment, like a nymphomaniac.

"Who?" The stunning woman came back to her senses. Deep voice.

Fang Zheng subconsciously shrank his neck, and seeing that the woman had seen him, Fang Zheng simply took a few steps forward, looked up to the sky and snorted, and said in a deep voice: "The drunken road should be heard often, and it is unbearable to be ......in other places."

"Who are you?" The woman was obviously not interested in Fang Zheng's writing, but still stared at him, and a bit of sharp light flashed in her eyes.

Fang Zheng also approached to look at her, this time Fang Zheng was overwhelmed by her stunning appearance, seeing that the woman was wearing a bright red power suit, her eyes were staring at him defensively, Fang Zheng's eyes rolled, and then suddenly realized, and finally became angry.

He's a Sensual Warrior 1! These bandits are so inhumane! actually snatched such a beautiful fairy sister up the mountain. It must be the lady of the bandit leader who is in charge, otherwise why is she dressed like a big red envelope? Perhaps the big house was so noisy just now that he forced this woman to come to his church. So now she is looking at the moon with sorrow, she must be thinking of her family, oops! What a distressing beauty......

The more he thought about it, the more he felt right, and Fang Zheng was angry in his heart. After Lao Tzu goes down the mountain, he must transfer tens of thousands of soldiers and horses to kill your group of kings, who have lost their conscience! Take Sister Fairy to my house for a few more days......

Thinking of this, Fang Zheng smiled at the fairy sister in a friendly manner, then raised his finger and shushed, and whispered, "Immortal...... Ahem, girl, don't be afraid, hehe, quack...... I'm not a bad person......"

Seeing Fang Zheng's obscene appearance, the woman frowned and didn't speak.

Fang Zheng continued: "I, like you, am all hard-working people...... Alas, you were tied up to the mountains by their damn bosses, and you must be like me, aren't you? Alas, the same is the end of the world. Hug how to ......"

Seeing that the woman didn't react, she just stared at him coldly. Fang Zheng sneered, touched his nose, and said with a smile: "Don't be afraid, girl, I won't hurt you, you were also robbed up the mountain by them, right?" This damn bandit leader can't die well! Girl, if you want to escape, I can help you come up with ideas. If we cooperate with each other, we will definitely be able to escape from the mountain......"

Hearing this, a strange look flashed in the woman's eyes, and she raised her heroic long eyebrows. "Oh? What idea do you have to escape down the mountain? ”

What a beautiful sound! How could such a perfect delicate flower be inserted in the puddle of cow dung of the bandit leader?

Fang Zheng smiled, looked around, and said in a mysterious whisper: "...... It's very simple, aren't you the lady of the village who is in charge of their house? I'm going to go to those bandits tomorrow to get some arsenic, crane top red or something, what about you, just quietly get down to his tea or meal you, let's work together to poison the king, the functional warrior, the bastard, as soon as the bandit leader dies, these men will definitely find the murderer, let's make a perjury, say that an assassin sneaked up the mountain, stabbed them to death, and then ran down the mountain, the bandits must be furious, poured out, revenge for their home, you and I can swagger down the mountain...... What do you think? That's a good idea, right? ”

Wan Fang Zheng smiled proudly, look at the IQ of buddy!

The woman looked at him in amazement, and then the expression on her face changed to a smile, and she whispered, "Sounds good......"

Fang Zheng was about to boast again, when a delicate female voice came from not far behind him: "Master, it's not early, rest early." ”

The woman replied in a deep voice: "Got it, you can go back." ”

Fang Zheng was like being struck by lightning, staring at the woman in a daze for a long time, and said expectantly: "When ...... ...... the owner? You...... Are you in charge? ”

Fang Zheng's body shook for a moment, and then he quickly lowered his eyelids, and stretched out his hands flatly. Like a zombie in a movie, Bangbang turned around and muttered at a volume that could be heard by both of them: "...... Sleepwalking, I'm sleepwalking, I'm done swimming, go back to sleep......"

………… It doesn't count as a word count............

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