Hearing that a Taoist priest asked to see him, Liu Bei was a little speechless in his heart.

He thought to himself in his heart: Didn't I just make a rumor come out, why did all the demons and monsters jump out.

I wanted to beat this Taoist out of the way, but I couldn't help it. said to his subordinates: "Presumably, this person is also here to congratulate him, just give him some money and send it out." ”

After a while. The soldier came back and said, "The man refused to go, saying that he had sent a messenger to congratulate him last night." I came here today to meet the general. ”

Liu Bei heard this, and felt strange in his heart. The heart said, "Last night, no messenger came to congratulate him." I was trying to drive away this nonsense Taoist. Suddenly it occurred to me, could it be that the white crane last night was made by this Taoist, if it is true

So, this man has some means.

So, Liu Bei asked, "What does this person look like?" ”

The man replied, "The man has one long leg and the other short, one eye open and the other closed." Wearing a white rattan crown and a green lazy coat, the description is very eccentric. ”

Hearing this, Liu Bei's mind suddenly flashed a person's name. Hurriedly said: "Hurry up, please, hurry up." ”

Sure enough, the man was squinting, lame, wearing a white vine crown and a green lazy coat. Wait until he reports his name. It is the surname Zuo, the name Ci, the character Yuan Fang, the road number, Mr. Wujiao.

Hearing this name, Liu Bei immediately gasped. In the Later Han Dynasty Book Fang Ji Biography, this Mr. Wujiao is written as a god. As for the descriptions above some wild histories, that is even more Zuo Ci's blowing,

It's all gone.

For example, Liu Biao, he wanted to kill Zuo Ci, but he was afraid that he was not sure, so he brought 10,000 troops. As a result, Zuo Ci gave him 10,000 people, and each of them gave three glasses of wine and a piece of meat. In the end, Liu Biao thought about it for a long time and didn't dare to do it.

Even Sun Ce wanted to kill him, Sun Ce killed the Taoist priest Yu Ji, Zuo Ci visited Sun Ce, so Sun Ce carried a knife and chased for a long time on a horse, Zuo Ci walked in front, Sun Ce couldn't catch up no matter how he chased him, and finally in the end

It didn't work out.

As for Cao Cao, what is written in the Romance of the Three Kingdoms is even more realistic, and it can be said that several overlords of the Three Kingdoms have been played by this Zuo Ci.

Liu Bei invited Zuo Ci in. Asked Dian Wei to wear armor and accompany him, in the face of this kind of chattering character, safety is still the first.

The two sides sat down, and Liu Bei asked, "What does Mr. Zuo have to say here?" ”

Zuo Ci said: "When I learned about Xuande Gong, I was happy to have a noble son. Congratulations. ”

Liu Bei thanked Zuo Ci.

Zuo Ci said: "I heard that Xuan Degong once said: 'All soldiers who die for the Han Dynasty can enter the heavenly court to enjoy immortal blessings forever after death. 'Not from any canon. Why has Zuo never heard of it. ”

It turned out that Zuo Ci was originally living in seclusion in the mountains. I heard that Liu Bei came up with a mythological system of heaven and earth. So he was overjoyed and said, "My way is done." ”

Only then did I come to see Liu Bei.

Liu Bei's heart was bright. It turns out that Zuo Ci is here for this.

At that moment, Liu Bei said: "There are thousands of classics in this world. Sir has never heard of it, and it is normal. ”

Zuo Ci laughed and said, "I'm afraid that this is made up by Xuande Gong himself." Could it be that Ming Gong is not afraid of deceiving ghosts and gods. You need to know that there are gods in the three feet of the head. ”

Hearing this, Liu Bei was slightly stunned. The heart said: Is there really a ghost or god in this world? I remembered again that I had inexplicably traveled to the Three Kingdoms era. I was also a little uncertain in my heart. I had to be silent.

Seeing that Liu Bei did not speak. Zuo Ci smiled again: "Xuande Gong, although Zuo is not talented, he also knows Xuande Gong's thoughts. ”

Liu Bei glanced at Zuo Ci and said, "Mr. Zuo, please try to speak." ”

Zuo Ci stroked his palm and said with a smile: "Xuande Gong, you are nothing more than worried. In the future, there will be Zhang Jiao's generation, and there will be another Yellow Turban Rebellion. Therefore, I want to pass it on to my family. It's just that Xuan Degong, although you have wisdom and bravery, but after all, you don't know the matter of virtue, and you don't know how to operate it. ”

Liu Bei sighed when he heard this: "Mr. Zuo." I really know my heart. Presumably the gentleman is here. There must be something to teach me. ”

Zuo Ci said: "Does Xuande Gong know the Yuan Shi Heavenly King?" ”

Liu Bei was slightly stunned for a moment, and asked rhetorically: "But Yuan Shi Tianzun." ”

Zuo Ci shook his head and said, "It's not the Yuan Shi Tianzun, it's the Yuan Shi Heavenly King." ”

When ordinary people say Taoism, they will immediately think of Sanqing. In fact, the Three Qings are the products of the fusion of the Heavenly Master Dao, the Lingbao School, and the Shangqing School, and they were formed very late. It was about the time of the Yuan Dynasty that it was completely unified

Sanqing. It's just that Taoism at that time was already on the streets.

Liu Bei said: "Yuan Shi Heavenly King, I have never heard of it. ”

Zuo Ci roughly talked about the Yuan Shi Heavenly King. However, it was: "Before the stick was opened, there was the essence of heaven and earth, called the "Yuan Shi Heavenly King", swimming in it. After the two rituals were divided, the first king of heaven lived above the center of the sky, sucked the weather on his back, and drank the spring on the ground. After several eons, he was born with the Taiyuan Jade Girl, and the Emperor of the West gave birth to the Queen Mother of the West, the Emperor of Heaven gave birth to the Emperor of the Earth, and the Emperor of the Earth gave birth to the Emperor of the People. And said: "Xuandu Yujing Qibao Mountain, above Daluo, there are upper, middle and lower three palaces. The upper palace is the place of Pangu Zhenren, the Yuan Shi Heavenly King, and the Lady of the Wife. ”

Liu Bei shook his head when he heard this, and said, "Since Zhou in my Huaxia, the highest god is Haotian. The ministers and doctors all agree with Haotian. There is really no need to create a new god. ”

Zuo Ci said again: "The Yuan Shi Heavenly King is an innate god, how can he say that he is newly created. ”

Liu Bei said: "If this is the case, the name of the king of heaven is only known to the world, why is it unheard of." ”

After a pause, Liu Bei said: "If Mr. can help Liu Bei create a religion of loyalty and patriotism, then the Yuan Shi Heavenly King will definitely be a righteous god." ”

Of course, Zuo Ci didn't know that the Yuan Shi Heavenly King he created would be so great in the future, he was the first person in the Three Qings, and the number one god of Taoism.

Therefore, hearing that Yuan Shi Tianzun can become a righteous god, Zuo Ci was overjoyed and thanked, and said: "If this is really the case, Zuo is willing to drive away." ”

Liu Bei said with a smile: "I want to set up a new sect of Cao to engage in and take charge of the religious affairs of a state, I don't know Mr. Zuo, but I am willing to give in." ”

Zuo Ci was overjoyed and said: "Zuo is not talented, and he is willing to serve the lord." ”

Seeing Liu Bei stunned for a moment, he said in his heart, this will take down Zuo Ci, Zuo Ci is the first face slap king in the Three Kingdoms, this is too simple.

Actually, if you think about it, you can't say it's an accident. Zuo Ci is showing off his Taoist skills everywhere, is it just that the pain is not light, so he has to go out and have a look.

I'm afraid, but I also have the intention of seeking an official.

It's just that whether it is Cao Cao, Liu Biao or Sun Ce, they have probably learned the lessons of the Yellow Turban Rebellion and want to kill Zuo Ci.

Therefore, Zuo Ci had no choice but to show off a wave and then run away.

It's really a pity for these people, wouldn't it be better for a character like Zuo Ci to stay and work by his side.

At this time, Liu Bei accepted Zuo Ci and was really curious, so he asked: "Dare to ask Mr., Mr. Bei Suwen has a strange technique, I don't know if it's true or not." ”

Zuo Ci laughed and said, "It's just a small skill of carving insects, not enough to worry about." ”

Liu Bei got a son, and many officials in the plains came to congratulate him, and they each sent congratulatory gifts. Liu Bei set up a banquet to entertain him, invited Zuo Ci again, met with everyone, and said: "This is Mr. Wujiao Zuo Ci, Zuo Yuanfang." Mr. Zuo is familiar with the inside story of the Yellow Turban, and I am engaged in it as Zongcao. ”

Liu Bei said to Zuo Ci again: "Mr. Su Wen, there are many strange arts, I don't know if I can see it." ”

Zuo Ci smiled: "Why not." ”

At that moment, Liu Bei asked, "What is Mr. Unknown's skills?" ”

Zuo Ci arched his hand and said: "Lord, today the water and land are ready, the feast of the ministers, there are a lot of foreign objects in the Quartet, there is nothing in it, and the poor Dao is willing to take it to respect the lord." ”

When Liu Bei heard this, he first had a problem, and said: "I want dragon liver as soup, can Mr. take it." ”

Zuo Ci said: "What's so difficult about this. ”

At that moment, Zuo Ci ordered someone to take an ink pen, draw a dragon on the powder wall, and then flick the sleeve of the robe, and the dragon's belly opened itself. Zuo Ci raised a pair of dragon livers in the dragon's belly, and the blood was still flowing.

The guests from all over the world were stunned and amazed.

Liu Bei saw it and ordered someone to look at the dragon painted on the wall, only to see that it was just a painting. Liu Beixin said, the top magician, that's probably it.

So he said, "This is not surprising, if you hide it in your sleeve first, you can also conjure it." Today's VIP gathering, the delicacies of the mountains and seas are roughly complete. All that's missing is minced fish made of sea bass in the Songjiang River in Wu Guo. ”

Zuo Ci said: "What's so difficult about this. ”

He ordered a copper plate to be taken and filled with water. Fish with a bamboo pole and bait on a plate. After a while, a sea bass was caught. Liu Bei watched the magic trick happily and applauded, and the people at the banquet were surprised.

Liu Bei said again: "One fish can't make all the guests at the banquet eat, it's good to have two." ”

Zuo Ci fished again, and after a while, he fished out another one, which was the same as the previous one, more than three feet long, and it was very cute.

So, Liu Bei ordered people to make these two big fish into fish powder.

Zuo Ci said: "Cooking Songjiang sea bass must be purple sprouts and ginger." ”

When Liu Bei heard this, he said, "Please also ask Mr. to take it." ”

Zuo Ci smiled: "It's a trivial matter. ”

Order to take a golden basin, and Zuo Ci will cover it with clothes. After a while, the purple buds and ginger were full of pots, and Liu Bei applauded again.

After thinking about it, Liu Bei said again: "I have a son today, and I want to reward the soldiers under my command, three glasses of wine for one person, and one pound of meat, but I can't prepare it for a while, dare to ask Mr., can you take wine and meat?" ”

There is a god in Western religion who has done this. And a child with five loaves of bread and two fishes offered to him. And this God gave the fish and bread to the disciples and distributed them among the people. More than 5,000 people did not finish eating, and in the end, twelve baskets were filled.

Zuo Ci smiled: "What's so difficult about this. ”

Liu Bei ordered all the soldiers in the palace to come, Zuo Ci poured wine with a wine jug in one hand, and took a large piece of meat with a knife in the other hand to cut the meat down. By the time hundreds of soldiers arrived, everyone had eaten and drunk to their heart's content, and there was still wine in the jug, and the meat was not finished.

Liu Bei, who watched it, was dumbfounded, but just said, "This is not scientific." ”

Just in the Plains City, Liu Bei and a group of people were waiting for a happy magic, and when they were watching the magic, earth-shattering changes had already occurred in Luoyang City.