Chapter 215: A Mouthful of Old Blood (Three Watches)
As soon as Chen Gong came, he blasted away all those twisted waists, and then showed the letter to Lu Bu, and Lu Bu said, "Bang!" The handsome case was smashed, and he said, "Big-eared thief!" How dare you calculate me! β
That is, a brainless person like Lu Bu believes what he sees, and he doesn't have the slightest consideration at all.
Even Lu Bu slapped the table, this matter must be very important, how could Chen Deng's father and son not be curious, Chen Deng arched his hand and said, "Wen Hou, what's wrong?" β
Lu Bu was furious, and shouted: "Liu Bei, that big-eared thief, actually united with Cao Cao to try to get me Xuzhou!" β
Chen Deng's father and son glanced at each other, each of them knew in their hearts, they had been in correspondence with Cao Cao, Cao Cao wanted Lu Bu and Liu Bei to bite each other, of course they also knew.
Chen Qi is seventy-nine years old, and he will be eighty next year, he still likes to join in the fun, arched his hand to Lu Bu, and said: "Wen Hou, Liu Bei, this hypocrite, if you don't get rid of it, you can't do it, when he came to Xuzhou, the old man suggested that he be driven away, but he didn't want Chen Gong to insist on letting them garrison Xiaopei, now it's okay, Liu Bei's wings are hard, he is going to spread his wings and fly high, I'm afraid it's too late to get rid of him now." β
The fire lit by Chen Qi was not strong enough, Chen Deng took a fan again, and said: "Wen Hou, Liu Bei, a shoe seller, from the time he was stationed in Xiaopei, I knew that he was at odds with Wen Hou, and repeatedly asked Wen Hou to blow him away, or get rid of him as soon as possible, because we seized Xuzhou with our strength, Liu Bei's shoe seller must have a grudge, I didn't expect Wen Hou to be merciful and take Liu Bei in, and now it has finally made a big mistake, all of them are villains, and I suspect that there must be Liu Bei's spies in the army, Otherwise, no one would have suggested that Liu Bei should be stationed in Xiaopei that day! β
As soon as Chen Gong heard this, the fire hit upward, as soon as the father and son spoke, they were about to point the gun at him, he had long wanted to break the father and son into pieces, but he couldn't find a chance, at this time Liu Bei had an accident, and the two actually led the fire to him, so they jumped up at that time and pointed at Chen Deng angrily: "Chen Deng!" What do you mean by that!? β
Chen Deng also seems to be a guy who doesn't remember to eat, he has been beaten many times by Chen Gong, the more he beats, the more he wants to be beaten, it seems to be the legendary masochist, at this time he still said to Lu Bu without changing his face: "Wen Hou, let's make a decision quickly, while Liu Bei has not yet sent troops, it is better for us to strike first and give him a surprise attack!" β
When Lu Bu heard this, he immediately clapped his hands and said, "Okay!" Exactly the idea! β
As he spoke, he was about to give orders to the generals, but was stopped by Chen Gong, Chen Gong only felt that things were very strange, if in the past, Chen Deng's father and son often had objections to this kind of thing, why did they agree to attack Liu Bei today?
Chen Gong didn't know if it was a ploy or not, but he felt that everything was right as long as he was working against the father and son, so he said to Lu Bu: "Feng Xian, this matter should not be rushed, wait until someone is sent to confirm the news, and then it will not be too late to attack." β
Chen Gong's voice fell, Chen Jue spoke, his beard shook and shook, and said: "Wen Hou, don't listen to Chen Gong's words, the war is changing rapidly, Sun Tzu has words, the soldiers are fast, in case the news leaks, we can't sneak attack, but we were attacked by Liu Bei, who is responsible for this loss?" β
Chen Gong immediately said: "I'll be responsible!" β
Chen Deng immediately sneered: "Hmph, you are responsible? Are you responsible? Brother Gongtai, if the following is good, this news was intercepted by you, and now you are not allowed to send troops to raid, what is your intention, do you still want to secretly report to Liu Bei? β
"Fuck you!"
Chen Gong scolded, these people are old rivals, it's not the first time that they have scolded and fought, and it's a miracle that no one died.
As soon as Chen Qi heard Chen Gong scolding his dead wife, he was immediately so angry that his hat shook wildly, and he couldn't bite his steel teeth, although he didn't have a few teeth left, he still bit it and said, "Stay!" Okay, you Chen Gong, a guy who eats people and doesn't pull, talking is talking, what are you scolding? It's just a shameless villain, you are Liu Bei's spy! β
When Chen Gong heard this, this was okay, his hometown was itchy again, and he came up directly with a kick, kicked Chen Jue to the sky, and said: "The one who scolds you is the old immortal!" β
Chen Deng saw that his old father was beaten, his father could bear it, but his son couldn't bear it, so he came up directly and fought with Chen Gong.
Chen Gong is a practitioner, he once learned martial arts, where is Chen Deng's opponent, and Chen Deng has always been in poor health, he has always been sick, and the medicine at home has not been broken.
Lu Bu took a look, what is this called, these people are used to seeing this set back and forth, and he is too lazy to come up to persuade him, and when these people are tired, he will speak again, he has always liked to watch performances, or how to say that Lu Bu is a child who doesn't grow up.
Chen Qi is an old fox, deliberately looked at the expression on Lu Bu's face, and found that Lu Bu actually sat on the mountain to watch the tiger fight, this time he didn't come out to support himself, he felt cold in his heart, but he couldn't get up and down, so he could only stand up and fight hard with Chen Gong again, saying that father and son were connected, and their strength was broken, which was still a bit base.
This time, Chen Deng and Chen Qi didn't suffer any losses, because in addition to using their hands and feet, they also used their mouths when they fought, and they couldn't bite Chen Gong's hand, so they bit Chen Gong's legs, biting like mad dogs, biting their calves and not relaxing, making Chen Gong hurt so much that he screamed.
Chen Gong didn't show mercy either, and slapped Chen Gong and Chen Deng on their backs, heads, and waists, and slapped them loudly, but they just didn't let go, and decided to bite off a piece of Chen Gong's meat, and go home at night to make a braised pork.
Lu Bu finally couldn't stand it anymore, and said, "A few adults, have you made enough trouble, and you have to move your hands and feet when you go back, are you annoying?" Really, there is time to watch you fight, I might as well watch the dance for a while, everyone works together, don't make the relationship like this, in the future, I, Lu Bu, still expect you to work together to make suggestions, how can it be done if it's always like this, stop it. β
But they were all tired, and when Lu Bu persuaded them like this, they all lay on the ground, sticking out their tongues like dead dogs.
Lu Bu finally chose to attack Liu Bei with a decisive word, no matter whether Liu Bei really wanted to unite with Cao Cao, he had long wanted to clean up the three brothers of Liu Guan and Zhang, especially Zhang Fei, who always scolded him for his three family slaves, he was so angry that he vomited blood, and a mouthful of old blood spurted out three feet high, it was really difficult to solve the hatred in his heart if he didn't beat Lu Bu, after capturing Xiaopei, the first thing was to cut Zhang Fei with a thousand knives, as for Guan Yu and Liu Bei, Lu Bu felt that as long as the two of them surrendered, they could still give him a way out, he was quite naΓ―ve.
(End of chapter)