Text 6 This monkey is not ordinary
There is a golden house in the wine, and there is Yan Ruyu in the wine.
The drunkard's intention is not to drink, but to be sad when he is drunk.
Fan Li and his second uncle walked slowly with a few helpers, and saw many people lying on the ground in front of them, snoring and snoring, and couldn't help shouting: "What are you sleeping, get up!" β
Fan Li and his second uncle walked slowly with a few helpers, and saw many people lying on the ground in front of them, snoring and snoring, and asked: "Why don't these people sleep at home and crawl here to sleep?" Like me, wake up early and make up for sleep? An enthusiastic person next to him replied: "A group of small people are here to get rid of the fairy spirit." It is said that some time ago, there seemed to be a few people who were known as the "Eight Immortals in Drinking" gathered here, and one of them dreamed of the pen and flowers here, and after waking up, he composed a hundred poems, the first of which was a good story. It attracted students and young people from nearby counties, towns and villages to come to pay their respects, and they all hope to have the same adventure. β
Fan Liqi said: "Lie down and sleep to become a god?" Is it more effective than sleeping with a godfather? β
A loud voice came: "This guest officer, of course it doesn't work to sleep, even if you sleep for eight hundred years, it's in vain." However, if you drink the new generation of "DK" divine sake that we have invested heavily in the DK Group, you may have an adventure. You must know that this god wine is by the god of wine under the seat of the talented disciple Du Ziteng using the 9981 flavor of the elixir after 3721 days of waste sleep and forgetting to eat to develop the basic formula, after the overseas search for immortals returned from everyone a drop and Jixian Institute of external international friends of the special wine professor eight shell silk more deletion and repair into the finished product, the function is extraordinary, the effect is powerful, "drink in the eight immortals" Huangshan Festival only exclusive wine. Mr. Taibai drank this wine and had a drunken dream, so that he was able to let go of himself, break through the shackles, and make 100 famous poems with the help of God. Mr. Bo Gao also had an epiphany, the penmanship has made great progress, oh, please see, this is the word that Mr. Bo Gao used as a pen to write specifically for the group, "
I saw that the man with a loud voice looked back and pointed with his hand, Fan Li looked up and saw a big flag stabbing obliquely; Inserted in a big tree in front of a grass pavilion, there are two black beaches, the pen is wild, and the teeth and claws are dancing. After several careful distinctions, it was discovered that the Chinese pinyin letter "DK" was suspected to have been launched in advance.
Fan Li muttered to himself: "There is no madness, no madness, and there is still a lack of madness." β
The loud-voiced man still chattered endlessly: "Everyone, look carefully, although the Japanese group feels that all the students are studying hard and making progress every day." In order to help everyone get the opportunity as soon as possible, the company is open to the public to sell divine wine, but it is not easy to brew and the output is scarce, the group strictly controls the chain franchise of each store, and each store only sells 228 copies per day. Due to the popularity of the market and the lack of supply, there is a flood of A goods and many counterfeiters. Please look for the only registered "DK" trademark, Mr. Bo Gao personally handwritten genuine LOGO, carefully identify the product, beware of being fooled into buying fakes, and delay the opportunity. β
"Big brother, how much does it cost? 9998, as long as 9998, not 98, not 998, right, you heard it right, 9998, didn't bring enough money? It doesn't matter, it can be staged, but it can be bare strips~~Don't hesitate~Don't hesitate~Please hurry~ If you drink it one day earlier, you will have a chance to get a great opportunity one day earlier. Seize the rare opportunity, and don't miss the opportunity again. Money and wealth are external things, and knowledge is immortal. Pay a little bit, and get the word for 10,000 years. After drinking this god wine, I wish everyone to go up the mountain with great anticipation and go home with great joy."
The saliva splashed and continued: "Next, I will sing a song for everyone to drip advertising songs~~~ September Nine Brewing God Wine ~ God Wine is out of our hands ~~ Drink our wine ~ Ventilation up and down without coughing......... 147 369~99 to 1 Follow me~~ God wine! Divine wine!"
Crazy dripping waved his raised hands: "Divine wine!! Divine Wine !! You deserve --------------------."
The voice changed: "Oh, I'll go, the monkey who stole wine is here again, Zhang San and Li Si copy the guy, don't be cowardly, just do it~~ Catch Yadi and send it to the monkey management center to educate and educate well!" β
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But I saw a monkey in the crowd, jumping up and down, running around, and a few people behind shouted and chased after him. At the end is chickens flying and dogs jumping, wolf smoke is moving, waves are flying, and the noise is abnormal.
The reckless men and the old men laughed, and the big girls and little daughters-in-law reprimanded angrily, and they were endless.
Those who slept on the ground, their snoring was still the same, their dreams were still beautiful, and they were not moved by the outside world.
Fan Li's second uncle said: "Don't look at it, let's go, I want to drink it and buy you a few catties so that you can get drunk and have a dream encounter." The voice muttered faintly: "Shenma" DK", let's sell dog meat on the head of a sheep, and the side ball implies that the god of wine "Du Kang" is tall and tall, but in fact it is "a big money and a big pit", let's slaughter one by one. β
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Not far ahead, a loud man's voice came: "This monkey has mixed in with the monkeys again, Tainyima Monkey Essence Monkey Spirit." β
Fan Li raised his eyes to look to the left of the road, but saw that the mountain stream was still in the background, and the bamboo trees were shady and clear. I can't see the sea of fog churning, the waves and clouds are treacherous, and I can only hear the voices of people and the roaring of monkeys.
On the edge of the cliff, on the cliff, in the forest, the big horse monkey ~ the golden snub-nosed monkey ~ the tarsier monkey ~ the capuchin lemur ~ the long-tailed langur ~ the macaque ~ and many other monkeys or climb and jump, or tease each other and play, there are a few gibbon gorillas mixed in the middle, the end is lively and noisy.
Many good men, women, old women, and children are holding melons, fruits, pears, and peaches, or throwing or throwing or sending them, competing to feed the monkeys. The monkeys either picked up and threw it back, or picked it up and ran away, or picked it up and opened their mouths to eat.
Three or five men came over scolding, and one of them said: "This broken monkey, let's steal wine and drink, and even took away Lord He's robe." I don't know that in order to decorate the faΓ§ade, Boss Du used the excuse that Lord He complained too hard after drinking at the last cocktail party, and there were too many stains, and the clothes that were changed were not washed a few times because they didn't buy the tide collar, and they were forced to stay in the same place as a grand event decoration exhibition, and they wanted to wait for this trend to pass and then return it? What should I do? β
The other person whimpered and said fiercely: "The salary will be paid at the end of the month, and if you can't catch it up now, there will be a mistake, and the salary will definitely be deducted." Poor drops, I originally asked Sister Ruhua to go to Peach Blossom Peak to enjoy the peach blossoms and watch the goldfish, but now the money to buy tickets is in vain, and I don't know how to face Sister Ruhua's eyes with affection and expectation. MDZZ, caught the monkey, it's the chicken. A hundred chicken bullets can't solve hatred! β
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Xuanyuan Peak.
The power is overwhelming, and the top of the rock is lined with old trees.
The fragrant wind looks at the fairy pavilion for ten miles, and the aura is full of blue and falling.
Fan Li and his second uncle and others came to the front of the main hall of Xuanyuan Temple, only to see that there were two lines of big characters on the left and right pillars: "Grace Kyushu Sun and Moon Tonghui ~ Derun Wanshi Gong Covers the World ~". The hall was brightly lit, and several people were kneeling down and making wishes.
The two went to the incense place to find the incense Taoist and invited some special Taoist incense, and asked the helper to put the pig's head offering and the incense paper candle brought in front of the Xuanyuan statue, and then the two came to the Xuanyuan statue, meditated, walked slowly to the kneeling mat with their hands together and bowed and knelt down, performed three knocks and nine bows and chanted the words of thanksgiving, bowed and got up after the ceremony, and withdrew from the hall, with respect and sincerity.
Fan Li's second uncle said to Fan Li: "Okay, the wish is complete, and your grandmother's wish has been granted." Next, when you go to Beijing to take the exam, many things will depend on your own efforts. Three points for God's blessing, seven points for hard work, don't slack off! β
Fan Li replied: "What my uncle said is very true, and my nephew must follow the teachings. β...............
During the conversation, Fan Li saw a red-faced Lei Gongzui dripping monkey loosely draped in a Xiushi robe, and the casual hat on his head was also mixed in the crowd later, saluting at the statue of Xuanyuan, and couldn't help but be amazed. It is also strange to bow down to the people.
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Hearing the sound of the monkey's mouth, and the paws of each other made a contrived shape, the monks present all said that the Xuanyuan Immortal Emperor had a spirit, and the supreme morality could actually influence the birds and beasts to come to worship.
I don't know when he appeared under the side porch, sitting on a small bench with a teacup and drinking tea, and posing a gossip image in front of a crane-haired childish old Taoist priest beckoned to the monkey and said: "Oh, you are a foreign monkey, I look at your monkey Ge Jingqi, not ordinary monkeys can be compared, come on, stretch out your claws, I will give you a paw phase, give you some guidance." It is not allowed to ask for money. β
The Taoist priests turned their heads and said: "This big fool, fooling people is not enjoyable, even the monkeys are fooling, there is really no lower limit." "Monkeys know something, and they are not allowed to ask for money. This mouth is full of trains. "The temple owner is also drunk, how can such a person who cheats on food and drink and does not do his homework be allowed to place orders? Is it cool to let him ruin the reputation of the temple all day long? β
It's really weird, the monkey seems to understand people's words, and he came to sit down in front of the old Taoist priest with long hair and waist, stretched out his monkey paw and handed it to the old Taoist priest with long hair and waist of the crane-haired child.
The crane-haired child-haired, long-haired, waist-length old Taoist priest said with a smile: "Little obedient, don't listen to others' nonsense, you must know that I have known for five hundred years, and I will know ~~~" Before the words fell, I saw his eyes in tears, tears flowed down his face, and he cried and said: "Ahhh???h Lord Yama??? God??? The Western Heavenly Buddha ??? I want to take the medicine I want to take!!!!!!!!!!!! β