Chapter 1037: Scared to pee
Shi Yuan's courage is definitely not big, on the contrary, his courage should be regarded as a relatively small kind of person. Most of the time he's a dead duck with a hard mouth—just holding on. And being able to get to where he is today actually has a lot to do with his luck - he understands this luck as the "halo of the protagonist".
Qin Hongmian saw that Shi Yuan suddenly stopped making a sound as he spoke, so he frowned, "What's wrong?" ”
"Stiff stiff ......" Shi Yuan trembled, and said the word "stiff" three times in a row, but he just didn't make it clear what he saw.
"Frozen what?" Qin Hongmian saw that the situation was not good, so he bypassed Shi Yuan and walked up.
By the light of the fire, she could see clearly: in front of Shi Yuan was a corpse, to be exact, this was a dried corpse. I don't know how the other person died, but now he is staying here in this strange standing position. Except for some folds in the skin, there is no decay at all!
"It's just a corpse, General Shi, you don't have to be afraid of being like this, right?" Although Qin Hongmian said so, she couldn't help but swallow a mouthful of saliva - this kind of thing, anyone who sees it will be afraid.
Shi Yuan still didn't move, as if he was scared stupid. When he came in before, he didn't care at all, but in fact, only he understood how scared he was - in short, he seemed to be as stable as a tiger, but in fact he was panicked like a dog.
Along the way, he kept thinking about the plots in those horror movies, and talking to Qin Hongmian was just to divert his attention. As soon as he thought of zombies, when he turned around and saw such a thing standing in front of him, he suddenly felt a cold back and a hot crotch...... That's right! In Daqing, which caused an uproar and played a key guiding role in this north-south dispute, the great Shi Yuanshi Ritian Shi General He was scared to pee!
After Qin Hongmian finished speaking, he quickly smelled a smell of urine, and then looked at Shi Yuan's stunned expression, and quickly understood what was going on, "General Shi, you ...... Wetting your pants? So, she sprinkled a handful of salt on Shi Yuan's wound......
"Ahh......h I ...... "But Shi Yuan's mind was completely blank.
"Or ...... Go out and get you a change of clothes? ”
"Good...... No, no need! Shi Yuan's consciousness gradually recovered, and he shook his head at Qin Hongmian in a panic.
"Really, don't you need to?" Qin Hongmian was trying to hold back a smile.
"No need, let's take a break, let me slow down." Shi Yuan didn't care about Qin Hongmian's attitude at all, shook his head, and finally moved his steps and squatted to the side.
Shi Yuan had always felt that there was no such thing as "being scared to death", but now, he believed that people could indeed be scared to death! When he shone the torch in his hand on the dried corpse in front of him just now, his heartbeat stopped for a while. If it weren't for the fact that he was talking to Qin Hongmian before and got a buffer, I was afraid that he would have fainted with fright.
Seeing that Shi Yuan seemed to be really frightened, Qin Hongmian also put away his intention to laugh and stroked his back with his hand......
The panic after being frightened comes and goes quickly. Under Qin Hongmian's comfort, Shi Yuan quickly returned to normal, and his body, which was already unconscious, gradually became conscious.
"His grandmother's, how could there be such a thing? I almost scared Lao Tzu to death! Back to normal, Shi Yuan complained very dissatisfied.
"Looks like he's been moved here after he's dead, and then fixed here." Qin Hongmian stood up and examined the dried corpse by the light of the torch in his hand.
Shi Yuan heard the sound and looked, and saw that the other party's feet were indeed nailed with two coffin nails! Standing up against the wall, he shook his feet again, and got used to it slightly, and then walked to Qin Hongmian's side, "Why is he nailed here?" And there's no decomposing ...... there's no body left behind."
"It should be some kind of ritual in this fairy grass village. As for why he didn't rot...... I think it has something to do with the structure of the cave. After a pause, "The previous herbs can last for hundreds of years without incident, and this corpse should be the same." ”
"It should be like this...... Shi Yuan also nodded, only then did he notice the warmth in his crotch, and remembered his previous gaffe, which made him smile at Qin Hongmian a little embarrassed, "Girl Hongmian, about Fang Cai...... Can you keep it a secret for me? ”
"Of course!" Qin Hongmian nodded in response, "No matter who has this kind of gaffe, of course I will keep it a secret for you, General Shi!" Speaking of which...... Before, General Shi, you only existed in all kinds of rumors, and it was out of reach, but now I feel that General Shi, you are very real. ”
Qin Hongmian didn't know if it was sarcasm or emotion, Shi Yuan didn't care, and smiled bitterly, "Is it real?" I'd rather not have such a real ......."
"Don't worry! I'm sure I won't tell anyone. Qin Hongmian pursed his lips again and emphasized.
Shi Yuan could only nod helplessly, "I hope the Cotton Girl can keep your promise." Feeling the warmth under his crotch, he sighed softly in his heart: his prestige, this is over......
"Shall we keep walking? This time, I'll go ahead! Qin Hongmian didn't know Shi Yuan's thoughts, so he took the torch and prepared to walk forward again.
It is true that being protected by a woman is very faceless, but feeling the warmth between his crotch, he didn't say much, and accepted Qin Hongmian's suggestion with peace of mind.
"Don't touch this corpse with your hands, this thing is not clean, beware of evil spirits." Qin Hongmian cautiously walked past the corpse, and turned back to warn him.
"Evil spirit?" Shi Yuan frowned when he heard this, although he didn't want to believe it, he still gave up the idea of pushing this dry corpse to take revenge.
"It looks like there are a lot of corpses like this here, General Shi, you have to be careful." After walking a few steps, Qin Hongmian turned around and said again.
Hearing the sound, she saw the dried corpse in front of her, the same as the previous dried corpse, which was nailed up with a coffin, "What happened to this fairy grass village before?" ”
"I don't know, but I guess there should be something important to the villagers of this Xiancao Village!" Qin Hongmian couldn't say that she was as scared as Shi Yuan, but this gloomy environment also made her heart beat faster.
"Something very important? What could it be? Shi Yuan cautiously dodged the dry corpse and muttered to himself with some doubts.
"I think there might be an answer here." Shi Yuan was thinking about it, but Qin Hongmian in front of her suddenly stopped—there was an empty place in front of her, and on this empty platform, it was actually covered with such dried corpses!
(End of chapter)