Chapter 412: Who's the best at sycophancy

Hu Che'er walked towards Zhang Xiu.

"Hu Che'er, take Yuan Tan down for me!" Zhang Xiu glared.

As soon as Hu Che'er stretched out his hand, he pressed Zhang Xiu to the ground.

Zhang Xiu has been pampered all these years, she is fat and fat, her knees still hurt when she takes two steps, she has no force left, she can't resist, she can only struggle.

At this moment, Zhang Xiu was kicking around, "What are you doing, Hu Che'er?" What are you doing! ”

"Have you rebelled?" Zhang Xiu shouted.

Hu Che'er said coldly: "It was you who betrayed." ”

Zhang Xiu's face suddenly turned pale, thinking that he had caught Yuan Tan, but the reality was cruel.

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At the end of the summer of 208 AD, Yuan Tan recovered the last Wancheng in the Central Plains and unified the Central Plains.

As the news spread to the world, the world was shaken again.

On this day, the national capital is Yecheng.

At the court.

"The prime minister has unified the Central Plains!"

When the good news came, although Emperor Han Xian had already prepared, he still drew it.

Emperor Xian of the Han Dynasty and Ma Riyan saw them grow step by step. From the beginning, he had to borrow 1,000 troops from Yuan Shao, and now he has unified the Central Plains with hundreds of thousands of armor.

The Yuan Tan, who had nothing, seemed to be just yesterday, and it was unacceptable.

A month later.

When Yuan Tan led the army to triumph, Yecheng and the surrounding hundreds of thousands of people spontaneously organized to meet him.

At the beginning, Yuan Tan was still the protagonist, and the scene of hundreds of thousands of people kneeling down was amazing.

But then Yuan Tan is not the protagonist.

"Look, that's the dragon's bones!"

"Wow......."

The four-story tall Super Tyrannosaurus Rex, with its huge skeletal body, completely shocked these ancients.

The dragon that has been said to be thousands of years old has never been seen, and this time it is finally seen.

Some of them were pale, followed by fear from the heart.

Some of the people's faces turned red, and they stared at the keel with excitement.

The pale-faced people couldn't help but start bowing and worshipping.

But the red-faced people immediately scolded, "What are you kneeling for?" ”

"Huh? It's a dragon. The pale man looked at the ruddy-faced man, "Are you stupid?" ”

"You're stupid." The ruddy-faced man said disdainfully, "What's wrong with the dragon?" It's not that he was slaughtered by the prime minister. The dragon that was slaughtered by the prime minister, what is there to worship? ”

"The dragon meat has been eaten by the soldiers!"

"It's said to be quite fragrant."

"I really want to eat a bite of dragon meat."

"The prime minister slaughtered such a huge dragon alone, it's really amazing!"

The ruddy-faced people began to talk with pride from the bottom of their hearts.

"That's right!" The pale people did not kneel down to worship the keel, but when they stood up, their faces turned rosy.

"The prime minister is too good, with the prime minister, we will never have a hard life again!"

Everyone looked at Yuan Tan with even more admiration.

At this time, a group of triumphant soldiers began to move freely, and these people were meritorious soldiers in the Central Plains United War.

"Sister! This is dragon meat, so take it back and give it to your parents. ”

"Dragon meat! Brother, it's great that you can think of your father. Why do I want to cry so much....... "My sister's eyes are red.

"Daughter-in-law, this is my dragon meat, I don't want to finish it, you take it home quickly. I think it's time to stew, so you can drink dragon soup! ”

The people were envious when they saw this situation, and you can see that everyone has dragon soup to drink.

It's a special dragon's.

"Son, do you have dragon meat!" A father couldn't help but shout out to his son while standing in the queue.

The son immediately signaled not to shout, and the dragon meat was in his pocket.

At this time, Zhao Yun rode over on horseback, "Don't shout, folks, every soldier has dragon meat, and he is reluctant to eat it, so keep it for his family." This is also what the prime minister often teaches them, to help the old and love the young. ”

So the scene boiled again.

Some of those who did not join the army regretted that they wanted to join the army, and if they had another chance, they would be able to eat dragon meat.

Keel, dragon meat .......

It's all legendary.

Yuan Tan looked at the frightened Emperor Han Xian and the hundred officials, pointed to the keel and said, "The prime minister is going to place this keel on the square in front of the palace." ”

Ma Riyan and Dong Cheng were really shocked, dragons can be slaughtered, what else can't be done?

What the? It's going to be placed in the Palace Square. They suddenly realized, I have to say, he is too good at pretending.

The hundred officials who took refuge in Yuan Tan were ecstatic, it seemed that their original choice was too wise, with the presence of Prime Minister Yuan Cheng of the Han Dynasty, there was no hope for the Han family at all.

"It's strange that there is such a powerful prime minister, but the royal family can't do it."

"I have said such things blatantly, and no one has yet punished them."

"Hahaha......." The hundred officials who took refuge in Yuan Tan were happy.

Ma Riyan and they were full of grief and anger, and they suddenly felt that the future was dark, that is, when Dong Zhuo was the most rampant, they didn't feel like this.

"The prime minister swept Liuhe, swept the eight wildernesses, governed martial arts, and created a peaceful and prosperous era." Guo Tu exclaimed excitedly, and then fell to the ground.

Although Ma Riyan and the others were unwilling, they were afraid of Yuan Tan's might and could only kneel on the ground.

Jia Xu touched his white beard, looked at Guo Tu, and said to Pang Tong: "He is better than you." ”

Pang Tong touched his black beard, "Hehe, there is no one who is old enough for you to pat on the back, other people's sycophants are tangible, your sycophants are invisible, and the invisible is more deadly." ”

The eyes of the hundred officials looked more at the soldiers who gave the dragon meat.

Yuan Tan signaled to Pang Tong.

Pang Tong immediately came up with a team of soldiers, each with a golden tray in his hand.

Yuan Tan removed a golden cloth cover, "This is dragon bacon." ”

"How can the prime minister forget you, one piece for each person, take it to the family to eat, it can strengthen the body and bring good luck."

Wang Lang, Guo Tu, they were excited.

Wang Lang cried at that time, and the prime minister was still thinking about us people, woo woo, I was so moved. Wang Lang wiped away his tears and said: "There is a way, those who follow the sky prosper, and those who go against the sky die." This dragon went against the sky and was killed by the prime minister, but he was to blame. ”

"Your Majesty, did you say that?" Wang Lang turned around and said.

I wiped it~, Emperor Han Xian smoked.

He also said to everyone: "In the past, Han Gaozu cut the white snake and got four hundred years of luck, compared with it, it is simply a firefly and a bright moon competing for glory." ”

The hundreds of officials who surrendered to Yuan Tan nodded one after another, and said in their hearts that if the white snake can be obtained for 400 years, the prime minister must have at least 4,000 years of luck.

Four thousand years,! The history of China is not so long.

I feel that my children and grandchildren can finally have no worries about food and clothing in the true sense.

Emperor Han Xian's whole body trembled at this moment, you bastards, you are so blatantly saying such a thing in front of me, you are too confident....... Full of helplessness and grief.

Ma Riyan has already smoked it.

Pang Tong and Jia Xu glanced at each other, and were suddenly shocked by Wang Lang, it seems that he is the best at sycophancy.

Bite! Congratulations to the host for the success of the pretending, and the pretending value is increased by 8

Bite! Congratulations to the host for the success of the pretending, and the pretending value is increased by 9

Bite! Congratulations to the host for successfully pretending to be forced, and the pretending value is increased by 10.

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After the triumphal ceremony, Yuan Tan walked home non-stop.

From afar, I saw the daughters-in-law come out to greet them, and each daughter-in-law was holding a baby in her arms.

Yuan Tan was excited, "Children, I'm back!" ”

He dismounted and ran over.

"Woo-woo-woo......."

"Wow, wow, wow......."

The children were all frightened and cried when they saw a strange fierce man running over.

This can't be blamed on them, firstly, the children cry instinctively when they feel in danger, and secondly, they don't know Yuan Tan at all.

When Yuan Tan set out on the expedition, the eldest eldest son, Yuan Mi, had just been able to climb, and now that a year has passed, Yuan Tan has long been forgotten.

The eldest Yuan Mi is almost two years old, and the others are one and a half years old, and they can already call Dad, but not Yuan Tan.

After all, it's rusty.

"Don't cry, this is your father, aren't you clamoring for your father all day long, and now that your father is back, why are you crying!" Zhen Mi coaxed her son Yuan Mi.

"I don't want a father, I want a mother! Woo woo woo ....... ”

As soon as Yuan Mi cried, the other babies cried.

Yuan Tan was embarrassed, unable to advance or retreat, so he had to temporarily withdraw his hand holding the baby.

When the daughters-in-law saw this situation, they were all in tears. But I also know that Yuan Tan is for this family, Yuan Tan doesn't go out to fight, others call him, and his own family will be finished.

Yuan Tan was very depressed and wanted to play with the child, but the child was afraid of him and did not dare to approach.

Therefore, although they had a lively reunion dinner, the children did not call their father, and their father was not happy.

Although Cao Jie and Zou were accompanied at night, they were not in the mood.

"How can you make the children happy? The original appearance is to hold the child ....... This stumped the powerful Prime Minister Yuan Cheng.