The anxious voice of the fat man faintly came from outside the window, "Brother Qiang! Brother Qiang! Where are you, hurry up and reply! ”

Thinking that Luo Fat Man was still waiting for him outside, Xu Qiang laughed silently, quickly washed his face a few more times, wiped the water, rushed to the urinal, hurriedly stepped on the table that was still under the window, turned over and got out of the window.

"Plop", a black shadow smashed to the ground from above, Luo Fatzi, who was looking up and chattering about Brother Qiang, was startled by this sound, and saw that it was Xu Qiang, his face, which was still worried, instantly became angry and smashed it with a punch.

Xu Qiang was so tired that he was weak, his limbs were sore, he didn't pay attention to falling from the window for a while, and at this time he was sitting on the ground regardless of his image, and he wanted to laugh at Luo Fatty's Xu Qiang saw the fat man's punch coming, and quickly sat up and dodged backwards, but he didn't want to be hugged by a person behind him, but Luo Fatzi's punch was suffered by him alive, and he snorted.

"Brother Qiang, you bastard, why did you run back again? Do you know how worried we are about you? In case something happens to you, how can I explain it to my sister-in-law? Do you want me to take care of her in your place? ”

As he spoke, Luo Fatzi's eyes were already red, and there were faint tears swirling in his eyes, which made Xu Qiang, who had been punched, a little moved. But when I listened to it, I felt that something was wrong, the tears in Luo Fatzi's eyes were gone, and the expression of crying turned into a giggle in a blink of an eye, and after saying "Do you want me to take care of her for you", the tone had already become proud, which made Xu Qiang, who was already a little moved, speechless in an instant, this Luo Fat Man is still so unbearable.

Looking behind him, the person holding him was a thin man who didn't walk away, it seemed that the two of them were worried about themselves and had been waiting here. The original worry turned into incomprehension of Xu Qiang's behavior when he went back, so the two took the opportunity to take revenge, which can be regarded as venting their dissatisfaction with Xu Qiang just now.

The three of them hugged each other, laughing, and the whining siren of the fire truck came from in the distance, Xu Qiang picked up his own backpack handed over by Luo Fatzi, and the three of them hooked their shoulders together, walking towards the group of survival freaks gathered in the distance, and the sound of the three joking spread far away, mixed in the background sound of the city.

That night, Xu Qiang, who returned home, briefly explained to his girlfriend the accident that happened in the bar, and hurried to take a shower.

The next morning, Xu Qiang, who had been warm with his girlfriend for half a night, slowly opened his eyes under the sunlight outside the window, the young and beautiful girlfriend was still lying in the crook of his arm, with a sweet smile on his flawless face, obviously having a beautiful dream, the flush on his face had not dissipated, the long eyelashes trembled slightly, he breathed evenly, and exhaled like an orchid, the breath on his face made his heart itch, the round arms that were white like lotus roots hugged Xu Qiang tightly, and the fragrant shoulders were half naked, under the cover of the hair, like an egg breaking the shell, the fragrance hit people, Xu Qiang, the direct teacher, was itchy and unbearable, and the beautiful feeling of leaning on the red and green came spontaneously.

But the good mood of this weekend morning was broken by a mobile phone ringtone, which made Xu Qiang want to drop the mobile phone, the beauty in his arms frowned, sighed, twisted his body, buried his face deep in Xu Qiang's arms, and the strength of the two hands was greater, exposing the unobstructed back, with beautiful curves and moving.

Xu Qiang, who had an annoyed expression, hurriedly grabbed the mobile phone at the head of the bed, and gritted his teeth when he saw that the caller reminded that it was Luo Fatzi, but thinking of the purpose of this guy's call, Xu Qiang stopped pursuing it, pressed the answer button, and the fat man's broken gong voice came from inside:

"Roar, Brother Qiang, it took so long to answer the phone, are you and your sister-in-law in passion? I'm sorry, why don't you put the phone aside and you continue, I'll just listen to it, but not too loudly! I'm afraid my heart can't stand it! Ha ha! ”

Xu Qiang, who knew that Luo Fatzi didn't have any good words in his mouth, didn't answer, and said casually:

"Fatty, it's not there yet, are you in such a hurry?"

"Hehe, Brother Qiang, every time I go out for survival training, I feel more enjoyable than watching*, so excited that I get up at five o'clock in the morning, if you don't go downstairs, I'm going to broadcast downstairs! I just borrowed the loudspeaker on the side to collect the rags, would you like to try it? ”

The fat man's obscene voice came, Xu Qiang was so fierce that he was excited, and the beeping sound of the megaphone faintly came from the microphone, remembering Luo Fatzi's "criminal record", in order to avoid becoming famous in the community, Xu Qiang hurriedly shouted: "Stop, stop, fatty, I'll go downstairs in half an hour, wait!" ”

The treacherous Luo Fat Man sat on the public chair downstairs of Xu Qiang's house, and when he heard the sound of Xu Qiang going to the bathroom before he had time to hang up the phone, the fat man laughed and hung up the phone casually.

remembered that one morning last year, when he came to find Brother Qiang, he never answered the phone, and Luo Fatzi, who had no choice, saw the megaphone of the waste collector in the community, so he stepped forward to borrow it, pinched his throat, and shouted at the megaphone:

"Xu Qiang~~, you stinky shameless, you don't know me after turning over the sign last night, right, wife, I'm here, if you don't show up again, I'll tell you about the two of us at the Blue Love Bar last night!"

The mobile phone was turned off and muted, and Xu Qiang, who was sleeping with his girlfriend covered at home, was woken up by the sound of Luo Fatzi's horn, and after hearing what the fat man said, he was startled, and hurriedly ran to the balcony in shorts to call Luo Fatzi to stop, but when he saw that the residents outside were standing on the balcony and looking down, pointing and pointing, he wanted to die, and he didn't dare to stand on the balcony, turned around and ran to the house to call the fat man, only to restrain the fat man who was yelling downstairs, and promised a bunch of benefits before stopping. Every time he mentioned this matter, Xu Qiang was so angry that he always seized the opportunity to torture before he could take a breath.

Grabbing his backpack and holding the car keys in his hand, Xu Qiang kissed and said goodbye to his girlfriend. Looking at his girlfriend's affectionate autumn water, Xu Qiang couldn't help but kiss her deeply again, I don't know how long, maybe it's been a desolation.

Walking downstairs to the parking lot, the fat man was already waiting there, backed by a silver-white Dongfeng modified off-road pickup, which was Xu Qiang's car.

At this time, the fat man had a cigarette in his mouth, the cigarette butt drooped down slightly, the ash was half burned, the sparks inside were uncertain, the smoke rose upward, a gust of wind blew, the smoke drifted away, and the fat man's eyes were blown away, becoming foggy, squinting his eyes, and looking sideways, he was also a man. nodded in approval, but seeing the fat man's figure and the saliva flowing from the corners of his mouth, Xu Qiang was "speechless". Then he looked forward with the fat man's eyes, but found that the fat man was staring at a young woman with a child in front of him, and his eyes were fiercely staring at the ditch that was exposed when people were squatting on the ground.