Chapter 47: The Mind of the Blue Eye (2)
The third happy event is Xiahou Yuan's expedition to Jingzhou. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info Lei Xu, you are a hero enough, as the commander of the Luzhou battalion of Liu Fu of Yangzhou Assassin History, after the defeat of Cao Cao Chibi, he openly rebelled under the banner of killing Han thieves and avenging Liu Fu, and Xiahou Yuan supervised the generals to crusade and was escaped by you. made you an example of anti-Cao in the world, and you were completely angry, which led to frequent uprisings in Cao Cao's realm, and became a thorn in Cao Cao's side. This time, Cao Cao sent Xiahou Yuan to supervise and carry out the thorn pulling operation, which was enough for Liu Bei to eat a pot, and I sat on the mountain to watch the tiger fight, and then sat on the mountain to reap the benefits of the fisherman under the dispute between cranes and mussels. Cao Cao's old thief is outdated, you have unified the north, and your prestige has reached its peak, but you are not greedy enough, and you want to swallow the world, but it is a pity that my Sun Quan has burned my eternal ambition.
However, I also want to thank you for your help, it's not that you were defeated in Chibi, where is my grandson Quan so prestigious, and he is on an equal footing with you Cao Cao. In the past, many people said that I had my father and brother Yu Yin, and I didn't have any ability to sit back and enjoy the success of the third generation of officials, but now who dares to make irresponsible remarks. Actually, I have to form an alliance with Liu Bei, who told you to want to swallow me in one bite, I can't believe that you old man Cao is cunning and cunning. As the saying goes, it is better to be the head of a chicken than the tail of a phoenix. I, Sun Quan, are the most practical, today I can have an alliance with Liu Bei in the same bed against you Cao Cao, and tomorrow I can also join forces with you Cao Cao to retrieve Jingzhou. You should know that our Liu and Sun families are like husband and wife, they are harmonious in front of outsiders, and they often make noise and punch and kick when they return to bed. My Sun Quan is a sincere person.
Cao Apu is also a dead brain like Liu Bei, Emperor Han Xian was coerced by you to order the princes, used for so many years, you have raised him for so long, and married two daughters to him, which is worthy of him. Without you, he would have died in the chaos. Anyway, he is already a waste puppet, don't you burn this god card, you can claim the emperor, and the son-in-law gives the position to the father-in-law, what can the world say about his own family? Anyway, I'm the first person to applaud you for your pleasure, and it's for myself. Because you call the emperor of the Han Dynasty is gone, I don't have to be this Han Chen who exists in name only, the general and the marquis of Eastern Wu, I can be the emperor of Wu in a down-to-earth manner. It's so cool to say that there are few lonely roads, I can choose the three thousand beauties in the harem, which one is the one, and no one dares to make irresponsible remarks. Lest the old lady and her wife and concubine nag all day long that I have trespassed, hug a little beauty and be happy, and the Wu people are talking about it. When I become emperor, they will only have to follow the road. Old man Cao Cao, I want to go to the table, please call yourself the emperor, let you roast on the stove, you wait. Ha ha.
At this time, Xiahou Yuandu's "Five Good Generals" Yu Ban, Zhang He, Le Jin, Xu Huang and Cao Chunhu rode leopards, sweeping all over the world, Zhuge Liang, can you withstand it? Brother Xiahou, you are the most important old Cao, and it is said that you are the best at long-distance running, so you have to fight for my Sun Quan's hatred. I heard that you are Zhang Fei's old uncle-in-law, you have to put national affairs first, and you can't be martyred. Zhuge Liang, Guan Yu, and Zhang Fei, you also have to fight back with hatred to avenge the great revenge of Changbanpo. It's best that you lose both, fight to pieces, and all of you die. I'll be able to clean up the mess for you. Ha ha.
No, Zhang Liao, the first of the "Five Good Generals", didn't come, where did he go, to be honest, this Xiahou Yuan is not terrible, he will only show the courage of a horseman. Only Zhang Liao worries Gu the most, this person is brave and strategic, calm and composed, extremely powerful, and knows the art of war, like a cunning tiger. When Cao Cao attacked Wuhuan in the north, he regarded 200,000 Wuhuan iron horsemen as nothing, led the tiger and leopard to the battle first, and was extremely brave, slashing and killing the Wuhuan King in one fell swoop, which can be called Cao Cao's real chief general. None of my men can match it. This guy heard that he stayed in Luzhou to suppress bandits, that is, he and Zang Ba beat Mei Cheng and Chen Lan, hoping that Mei Cheng and Chen Lan would resist and make the terrible Zhang Liao unable to get out. By the way, keep an eye on what he's doing. Hehe.
The only trouble is that the old lady and her sister come to the house all day long to make noise. The old lady sighed and scolded me, although I was not her own son, who called me her son who brought me up? Filial piety comes first, how can a son do something to his mother? Now, looking at the world, I, Sun Quan, am just afraid of this old lady. I can't afford to provoke them when they come, so I can't hide, so I have to hide out of sight, and it's a good thing to hide in this secret room to have fun. But let them shout everywhere, Lone's reputation will be completely ruined, and this is embarrassing to death! What should I do?
And since Sun Ce's death, he often dreamed that his eldest brother who was covered in blood swung his sword and slashed, and he was tortured by nightmares to the point of almost insomnia, so that he didn't dare to turn off the lights and rest at night, and only the company of beautiful women could sleep peacefully for a while. Someone reminded him to worship the eldest brother, and after worshipping, he felt a little at ease and continued as before. Thinking of the troubles, Sun Quan drank a large pot of wine violently, closed his blue eyes and howled loudly, like a lone wolf howling the moon, terrifying the two orchids and other courtesans so frightened that they did not dare to move.
Just when Sun Quan was venting to his heart's content, a confidant suddenly came to Jingzhou to report that he was engaged in Langzhong and had an urgent visit. Urgent? Hmph, the meaning of the comer has already been revealed, it must be Xiahou Yuan's involvement, Sun Quan rolled his eyes and smiled coldly. Let's take a look at what the envoy from Jingzhou said, and find out some of Cao Liu's battles.
Yi Ji had been waiting in the palace for a long time, and when he saw Sun Quan change his clothes, he was about to go up to pay his respects.
Sun Quan had heard that Yi was very eloquent, so he wanted to try his eloquence, so he joked: "Old friend of Uncle Ji, you have worked very hard to serve the King of Daolessness." Yi looked stunned for a moment, and immediately replied: "Worship together, why bother." Sun Quan was greatly surprised by the quick response of the Iraqi improvisation.
Yi Yuan was very annoyed by Sun Quan's rudeness, but his face was as usual on the surface, he saw Sun Quan's face haggard and his eyes were black, and he smiled in his heart: "Wu Hou doesn't have to serve the monarch, he is at ease every day, why is it so hard?" He said this pun, implying that Sun Quan is not a monarch, but a subordinate of the Son of Heaven of the Han Dynasty, but Liu Bei, who I serve in Iraq, has the opportunity to become a monarch, and you Sun Quan can't sleep every night, has he done some bad things that are unseemly and made him so haggard.
"Xie Gui cares, without him, it's just that the rest is not good." Sun Quan was embarrassed, and deliberately laughed and said, this Yi is very powerful.
Seeing that Sun Quan was speechless, Yi Ji couldn't help but smile secretly, and continued: "The Japanese ministers of the Spring and Autumn Period do not say anything about the king's mistakes, and now Sun Liu is an alliance and an in-law, and it may be inappropriate for Wu Hou to speak like this just now. Wu Hou and my lord are both Han ministers and in-laws, and they also ask Sun Liu Alliance to work together to support the Han family. ”
Yi didn't want to dwell on this matter, so he changed his words and said: "Today, I am ordered by the military advisor to ask Wu Hou, why did my housewife return to Jingzhou after visiting Guotai in Jiangdong for more than a month?"
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