Chapter 231: Rhetoric
The fuse breathed a sigh of relief and said with a smile: "Auntie, do you still beat people?" I'm not going to call someone to beat someone! ”
Catherine looked at the fuse with panda eyes open and smiled cautiously, and couldn't help but "poof!" "Laugh.
Then he immediately put on a straight face and said: "Whether you beat people or not depends on how this big liar explains!" ”
The fuse immediately nodded and said: "It's good to laugh, it's okay to laugh, I'll call that kid, don't worry, after calling over, if this kid makes you unhappy, I'll help you catch him and let you beat him up, it's the other way around!" Dare to make our Phantom sister angry! After speaking, he trotted towards the direction in which Li Qingcang had fled.
Li Qingcang was hiding behind a house at the airport at this time, sneakily watching, and saw the fuse running all the way shouting his nickname.
Hurriedly showed his figure and beckoned to him, and when the fuse came closer, he saw that the old brother's eyes were swollen, and asked, "What's wrong with your eyes?" Dude. ”
The fuse scolded angrily: "I'll do it! You are embarrassed to ask, this is not a good thing that your little female leopard did, Lao Tzu went up to persuade her, she gave Lao Tzu a punch without saying a word, this is for your sake, Lao Tzu doesn't care about this little girl, you go with me now, explain it to the girl. ”
"She's emotionally stable and unstable now, Tiger Girl's pull out just now scared me, and she will listen to me when I go over now?" Li Qingcang asked with palpitations.
"You little white face, his grandmother's! Catherine is reluctant to beat you, but she doesn't hesitate to beat Lao Tzu, I really don't know what kind of ecstasy soup your kid poured into this girl?
"Lao Tzu has said a lot of good things for you in order to coax her, and you have to compensate Lao Tzu when this matter is over! Go now, she wants me to call you. Don't grind! The fuse urged.
When Li Qingcang heard that Catherine was going to be the fuse, he didn't dare to hide anymore, so he had to muster up a heroic courage, put on a cheeky face, and follow the fuse towards Catherine.
At this time, the captain finally came out, and was whispering to Catherine in that pleasant voice. Xiao Nizi didn't say a word, lowered her head and wiped her tears from time to time.
Seeing Li Qingcang coming, the captain glanced at him, glanced at him, and signaled that Lao Tzu could only help here, and the rest was up to you.
Then he waved everyone to get on the plane and wait, including the flight attendants, who also called the plane, leaving only the two at the airport.
Li Qingcang looked at Catherine with pear blossoms and rain, and her heart welled up with infinite tenderness, and she wanted to explain but didn't know where to start, so she said, "Baby, I ...... it"
"Don't call me baby, your baby is someone else." Catherine angrily interrupted Li Qingcang's words.
"Tiger girl, I ......" Li Qingcang hurriedly changed his words, at this time, this little aunt and grandmother are the biggest, and what she said is the holy decree.
"Don't call me Tiger Girl, call me by name." Catherine had a cold face and an unaccommodating look.
Li Qingcang scratched his head, stiffened his head and said, "Okay! Catherine, listen to me, I did lie to you last time, I didn't go to China, but to Nijaria to save a friend. ”
Catherine sneered and asked, "It's great!" What friends to save, is it your former concubine in China? ”
Li Qingcang said: "Catherine, please don't say that about her, yes, I am going to save my girlfriend, but she is by no means my concubine, in my heart you are as important as her, no matter which of you has something, I will save you regardless of my life!" ”
When Catherine heard Li Qingcang say this, the scene of this liar rushing into the minefield without fear of life and death and using his body as a gun for himself, risking being killed to help him clear mines.
As soon as this situation came out, my heart was full of resentment and couldn't help but turn into a knot in the bowels, and I secretly lamented that I couldn't let go of this liar who was really fake in this life!
Hate said: "Since you already have a girlfriend, why didn't you tell me in the first place?" ”
Li Qingcang blushed and said hesitantly: "I...... I liked you at first sight, so ...... That's why I didn't tell you about it! ”
Hearing Li Qingcang say this, Catherine felt a little better in her heart, it turned out that this big liar also fell in love with herself at first sight!
So he asked: "Tell me, that woman, how did you meet, how long did you get along before me, what kind of woman she is, what kind of woman you will never forget, and since you are a Chinese girlfriend, why did you run to Nijalia to save her?" If you big liar lie to me again, be careful that I kill you and your Chinese girlfriend together! ”
Seeing her ask like this, Li Qingcang thought that the matter had come to this point, and no matter how much he concealed it, it would be useless, so he met and fell in love with Hai Ruyu until he was forced to separate in Blackwater City.
Then his girlfriend, in order to surprise him, joined a domestic cultural exchange group and went to Nijalia to visit him, but was hunted down by the rebels.
After that, he wiped out the rebels, killed the lion, and after the Watta tribe got the title of divine envoy, he returned to China to deal with the matter of manslaughter of the People's Liberation Army before returning and told Catherine the truth.
This passage is quite informative, and it makes a little girl stunned, but her attention is not on the oracle of the Watta tribe now.
Instead, he cared about what kind of character the university teacher named Hai Ruyu was, and despite the opposition of his family, he went to Africa to meet this big liar.
At that moment, he asked, "Who is more important to you, me or her, and what are you going to do in the future?" And who is beautiful, Hai Ruyu or me? ”
Li Qingcang was originally playing a drum in his heart, but when he heard Xiao Nizi ask this, he couldn't help but snicker in his heart, thinking that this woman's thinking is really different from that of a man, and at this time, he still cares about who is more beautiful.
He immediately replied: "Tiger girl! You are as important as she is in my heart, when I met Hai Ruyu, I was still a penniless poor boy with nothing, she never disliked me, she was an extremely kind-hearted woman.
"What will I do next, you ask? Don't be upset when I tell you the truth, I won't let go of either of you, I'll marry both! ”
When Catherine heard this, her sword eyebrows were upside down, her face was shy, and she shouted: "I beat you to death a pervert, you are fat enough, and you dare to say that you want to marry someone else in front of your mother!" ”
As he spoke, he swung his fist and slammed it into Li Qingcang's chest, but this fist had no strength, but it was about the same as the power of the two of them flirting on weekdays.
Li Qingcang didn't dodge or dodge and let Catherine beat her chest twice, and slapped her ass shamelessly with a shy face, "Baby! Hit it if you want, as long as you don't get angry! As long as you don't kill me, I will marry the two of you. ”
Catherine spat him and asked, "What you think is beautiful!" Pervert, who is beautiful me or her? ”
Li Qingcang couldn't be stupid at this time, and hurriedly said: "Needless to say, of course it's baby you, you are the number one beauty in the whole iron-blooded, who is as beautiful as you?" ”
Catherine couldn't help but smile in the corner of her eyes, tickled Li Qingcang's chest and punched her twice, frowned and thought for a moment, and said: "I don't believe it, you pervert has a very bad appetite, you must be coaxing me happy again, no, I'm going to China to see her!" ”
Li Qingcang heard that it was not good to scream, so he hurriedly raised his hand and said to forgive: "Auntie, she doesn't know that you exist, you have to do something if you go like this!" Next time, next time I tell her in advance, so that she is a little mentally ready, okay? ”
Catherine's sword eyebrows were raised, her apricot eyes widened, and her tone was immediately full of murderous aura, "What?" You big liar, the stinky pervert still dares to push back until now, do you think that the old lady is reluctant to give you a heavy hand? ”
As soon as Li Qingcang heard it, he knew that Xiao Nizi was determined to go to see the sea girl, so he had to say softly: "Okay! Go and go, but baby, don't be impulsive when you see someone, Miss Hai is a teacher, and she can't stand your punch if she is polite, if you are angry, just hit me, I promise not to run. ”
Catherine puffed up and punched him in the chest again, this punch was quite hard, and let out a "Boom!" The muffled sound.
Li Qingcang immediately gritted his teeth and made a painful appearance, and moaned in a trembling tone: "Okay...... It hurts! Tiger girl, your hand...... That's a lot of strength! It hurts me, ouch ......! ”
When Catherine saw his scoundrel appearance, she was angry and laughed, and scolded: "You can pretend to me!" You big liar, the bullets hit you alive, and it will hurt you if I hit you like this? I wonder how I fell in love with you badass? What debt must I have owed you in my last life?
"If you want to pay it back in this life, don't worry! I just want to see what kind of woman this Hai Ruyu is, if it doesn't get into the eyes, don't blame me for saying ugly things in front, I won't allow you to associate with her again, if it's really as affectionate and righteous as you said, and so good to you, the old lady can think about it! ”
Li Qingcang was overjoyed when he heard this, and secretly shouted, "God Luoa blesses, and the Buddha is merciful." It seems that he has passed the most difficult hurdle in his plan to have double beauties, coaxing this violent Catherine, and the gentle little Yu'er should be able to pass the test as long as she is cheeky and coaxed.
When the time comes, Lao Tzu will go to Africa to build a small country by himself, hugging Xiaoyuer on the left, hugging the little tiger girl on the right, and a group of invincible arrogant soldiers and warriors below.
As soon as Catherine saw Li Qingcang's demented pig brother on his face, she knew that this pervert must not have any good thoughts in his head.
Stretched out his hand and dragged Li Qingcang's ear, and said hatefully: "You big pervert, what do you think about so happy, I can warn you, the matter is not over yet, the old lady has always thought that you are a righteous gentleman, Hai Ruyu will not say it first, if you dare to hook up with other women in the future, the old lady will definitely cut off your little brother and make you a eunuch!" ”
PS: If you really learn that her boyfriend stepped on two boats according to Catherine's temperament, she would probably kill Li Qingcang, but I personally like the two heroines, so I still wrote that they were going to meet, so accommodating each other is a bit inconsistent with Catherine's brutal domineering, but after all, it is a story, and book friends should have fun in front of it. In addition, ask for a monthly pass, ask for a recommended ticket, a new January, a new beginning.