Chapter 207: Worship the Mountain
Zheng's values think. It's easy to explain the words with German clothing and human tattoos. Unconvinced... Chuan he took it.
The dust has settled, and the bandits have been completely subdued by Fang Zheng's shameless character, Luo Yueniang looked at this scene in a daze, suddenly held her forehead, and snorted: "It's over, fuck it!" My Qinglong Mountain will be closed from now on! ”
Fang Zheng:
The bandits hastily bowed down, and the inauguration ceremony of the second leader was over, and the next repertoire was "Eat and drink."
With Fang Zheng's temperament, the new second master of the new boss made a big deal of silver to invite people to buy people's hearts, but unfortunately Young Master Fang is now penniless, and more than 20,000 taels of silver tickets have already been allocated by Luo Yueniang and sent to the bandits, so the current Fang Zheng has no other way than to give free smiling faces to the bandits.
Until now, Fang Zheng still has a feeling of being in a dream, how did I become a bandit: the master? Everything seems reasonable, but there is also something unbelievable. The whole thing felt ridiculous, and Fang Zheng's life trajectory seemed to be completely off the original track, heading for a future that even he didn't know.
Zhao Jun, I stayed here to wait for Zhao Jun.
Fang Zheng tried hard to convince himself in his heart that as long as the causes and consequences of his kidnapping were clear, Lao Tzu immediately picked on him. In this kind of broken place, if it weren't for a beautiful and eye-catching female bandit leader who was beautiful and delicious, Fang Zheng wouldn't be able to stay even for a day.
It's a pity, this female bandit leader can really only look at it, don't even think about other ideas, through getting along with Luo Yueniang in the past few days, Fang Zheng probably figured out her character.
Luo Yueniang is different from Changping, although they are very hot-tempered, but Changping's fiery temper is more often just a willful and brutal little girl who wants to be petty, just like a shower at noon in summer.
And Luo Yueniang's fire storm was affected by the living environment to a certain extent. Imagine being in a den of bandits surrounded by wolves and eyeing each other. If a delicate and stunning woman does not have an iron-blooded ruling hand and a pungent temperament, how can she control this group of unruly bandits? At this point, she was executed several times in succession without blinking. The renegade subordinates can see that Fang Zheng dared to bet that if she changed Changping, she would never be so ruthless and ruthless no matter what, Changping would talk about the Nine Clans every day, but when did this threatening cruel word ever be fulfilled?
The fate of people is different, one is a princess who is high and golden, and the other is a ruthless female bandit who is struggling for the survival of herself and her subordinates, these two women who don't care about it were actually met by Fang Zheng, Fang Zheng sighed in his heart, and couldn't help but secretly look forward to it, God arranged for Luo Yueniang to know him, maybe, maybe. Could it be that there is the next step of "development" between him and Luo Yueniang? The kind of hyper-friendship? Hehe, if there is really a follow-up development, Young Master Ben must try a few novel postures...... A hand slapped Fang Zheng's shoulder heavily, causing Fang Zheng to grin in pain.
"Giggle again, giggle again!" Luo Yueniang's dissatisfied voice came into his ears: "Alas! My mother really regrets it now, and I don't know if it's a blessing or a curse for you to be the second master."
Fang Zheng shrugged his shoulders indifferently: "Then you withdraw me, it's better to withdraw now, anyway, I'm not rare."
The front hall was full of cups and plates, and the bandits were already drunk. Luo Yueniang held a wine glass.
He sat down beside Fang Zheng with a big grin, and asked bluntly, "Seriously, aren't you leaving?"
Why did you suddenly decide to stay? Is our poor ravine so worth your lingering? ”
Nonsense, just this place, let alone lingering, Lao Tzu doesn't want to take a second look, it's not to wait for that Zhao Jun.
Fang Zheng said with a smile: "Here, although the scenery is not very good, there are people here who are worth waiting for, for him, I can say that I think about it day and night, tossing and turning."
When Luo Yueniang heard this, her originally smiling and pretty face suddenly changed, a pair of beautiful and moving big eyes narrowed slightly, and her eyes exuded a sharp light.
Seeing this, Fang Zheng mentioned in his heart, this kind of expression he had seen before, a very dangerous signal. At the same time, I also saw Sun Wangwang, now Sun Xiaowang is already a dead man Fang Zheng panicked, talking well, why did I provoke her?
Luo Yueniang stared at Fang Zheng for a long time, and said gloomily: "Are you beating the old lady's idea?" ”
Fang Zheng was so frightened that he wiped his cold sweat and hurriedly said, "No" No! Absolutely nothing! ”
"Still say no? What is worth waiting for, what day and night thinking, tossing and turning, damn it! Isn't this the idea of beating the old lady? Luo Yueniang's tone gradually became unkind.
"Huh?" Fang Zheng was dumbfounded, this, this girl is too self-inflicted, right?
"Misunderstanding, big misunderstanding," Fang Zheng wiped his sweat and explained with a smile:
"I'm talking about the guy who's worth the wait, uh, he's not you, definitely not, the master.
Don't think too much about Luo Yueniang sneered: "This stops; There is only one woman on the mother, and the person you are waiting for is not me, but a man? Are you a rabbit? ”
Fang Zheng's face turned red with anger, as if he had been greatly insulted, and slapped the table and scolded:
"You're a rabbit! Your whole family "Ahem, I'm sorry Xiaosheng lost his temper, Xiaosheng apologized to the master,"
Luo Yueniang held the wine glass in one hand and put a small dagger on the table lightly in the other. Seeing that the wind made the rudder extremely fast, Fang Zheng immediately changed his tone.
"Ahh Look, what a beautiful mountain view! As the saying goes, "the mountains are colored from afar, and the water is silent" is such a beautiful scenery, when it can be put into poetry and painting, and the aftertaste is long! Well, Xiao Sheng is going to pee and know..."
Fang Zheng stood with his hands in his hands, shook his head, groaned all the way, and the slender figure paced out the door, and then passed away in a flash.
Luo Yueniang looked at the empty door in a daze. After a while, he suddenly sneered, and a warm smile gradually rose in his pretty eyes. The bandits in the front hall who were not drunk were shocked when they saw the smile in Luo Yueniang's eyes. Many people even rubbed their eyes in disbelief.
The boy has never seen such a genuine smile in charge? In the past few years, the head of the family has been laughing every day, but that smile is like a mask on the face, not real at all, fake smile. Sneering, laughing and smiling on the back is a flattering smile, that is all a kind of fake for others to see, and now when you know the smile of Tishan, people can see that it is from the heart. It's a rarity. No wonder the boss ignored everyone's opposition. Determined to promote Fang Xiaowu to the second master, could it be that between these two people, Fang Zheng, who walked out of the front and far away, naturally didn't know the speculation in the hearts of the bandits, he glared angrily at the front hall, and hatefully kicked a small pebble under his feet far away, and secretly worried about the little girl, stinky girl! All day long, I only know how to scare Lao Tzu by force, what kind of hero is it! It's kind of reasoning with me, it's okay to play brain teasers...... Morning and evening, Lao Tzu wants to get you to bed. Let you put on thirty-six different postures and say, shouldn't this young master go down the mountain and get some medicine? For example, I love a piece of firewood or something, and then put it in the wine of that little girl, ah! It's wicked! This young master is a good citizen who abides by the law, how can he do such a thing that is inferior to a beast? Let's use midnight ** incense, that night, according to the custom, the bandits still drank until midnight, and they dispersed drunk.
Early the next morning, Fang Zheng woke up with his bearded face.
"The second master, wake up, the boss calls you" What does she want to do? Fang Zheng yawned impatiently: "There are more than two hundred people on the mountain." She's the one who has the most! And it's all useless."
"The second master, Erlong Mountain is here, and people worship the mountain. The owner said please deal with it."
The bearded face scratched his head and smiled.
"Erlong Mountain?" Fang Zheng shook his head. Sober yourself up a bit: ", Yang Da is in charge? Didn't that guy plot against Sun Wang's rebellion? Now that Sun Wang is dead, he still dares to come to worship the mountain? Don't want to die? ”
"Exactly, hehe, but today the surnamed Yang didn't come, he sent a leader to worship the mountain. The head of the house said that you were in charge of this brain-using matter, so she didn't come forward, "The head of the house trusts me so much?" Fang Zheng's heart swelled with emotion, only then did he become the second master, and Luo Yueniang handed over such an important diplomatic matter to herself, "The girl is a little fierce, but she is still quite interesting to herself."
"How can it," the straight-talking beard smiled honestly: "The head of the house drank too much last night and wanted to lie down for a while, she said that it was not an important matter anyway, so let you do it." The head also said, "
, it's all cold in Fang Zheng's heart, what a second master! I'm just running errands for a long time.
"What else does she say?" Fang Zheng said with a calm face.
She also said, if you don't do this well, when she wakes up, she will kill you and stop doing it! Resign! ”
After all, Fang Zheng still came to the front hall unwillingly.
Anyway, the purpose of staying here is just to wait for that Zhao Jun, as for whether he will be reused. was not accepted by the bandits, but it was not within Fang Zheng's consideration, and he flashed when he found out about being kidnapped, what did he care about them?
In the front hall, a thin middle-aged man was sitting with Erlang's legs crossed, looking at the sky with his eyes and humming a little song in his mouth, looking like no one in his eyes.
Scarface and dozens of bandits surrounded him in the middle, glaring angrily, and the middle-aged man was not afraid, still shaking his head leisurely. Apparently they didn't take Scarface seriously.
The rules of the rivers and lakes cannot be rude to people who worship the mountain. This is the same as the meaning of the two countries fighting and not beheading, so although Scarface and the bandits were angry, they couldn't do anything about the middle-aged man for a while. The middle-aged man also relied on this rule, proudly crossing Erlang's legs, fearless, and arrogant.
"Yo, it's really lively today, what's wrong? How many drinks are the brothers going to have early in the morning? Fang Zheng appeared in front of everyone with a smile. A harmless, green smile.
"I've seen the second master." Scarface led the bandit brothers to salute Fang Zheng. Although Fang Zheng's victory over Hu Laosan yesterday was disgraceful, since they recognized Fang Zheng as the second master, they were able to meet each other politely no matter how dissatisfied they were.
Fang Zheng smiled happily, "You're welcome, you're welcome, your own brother, just go through the motions?" The middle-aged man with two eyes to the sky opened his eyes wide and looked at Fang Zheng in shock. When did Qinglong Mountain have an extra second master? ”
Scarface sneered: "Old Dao Peng, we have an extra second master in Qinglong Mountain, do you have to tell Yang Da in your Erlong Mountain?" ”
Peng Laodao rolled his eyes, and said in a strange manner: "That's not necessary, our big boss has a lot of opportunities, and I don't have time to care about you Chen sesame rotten grains!" It's just that I'm weird. As we all know, you Luo Da are the most beautiful beauties on the top of our green forest mountains within a radius of 100 miles. Now there is a little white-faced second-in-command, "Hehe, I really don't know what the idea of the big boss Luo is, could it be that she likes the tone of this little white-faced?" Haha"
Scarface and the bandits were angry together, and they all pulled out their waist knives and pointed directly at Peng Laodao, and Scarface said coldly: "Peng Laodao, Ming people don't say dark words." The bachelor doesn't rub the sand in his eyes, make it clear, what do you mean by that? ”
Peng Laodao was not afraid at all, and snorted coldly: "It's not interesting, just talk about it." What's wrong? This is how Qinglong Mountain treats fellow citizens in the green forest? Hum! Don't embarrass you big bosses. ”
Scarface's hand holding the knife trembled. His face was so angry that he was blue, the green tendons on his neck jumped violently, he thought for a long time, and finally put the knife away fiercely, and said angrily: "Zhang Lao Dao, speak with some virtue, you are here to worship the mountain on behalf of the Yang family, and don't embarrass you Yang Da family!" ”
Fang Zheng stood aside but listened with joy. This is the second person to say that he is a little white face, so it seems that he does have the potential to be a little white face. Yes! I'll just say, Young Master Ben's handsome appearance is as vivid and outstanding as a firefly in the night, how can no one appreciate it? It seems that the bandits are indeed the bosom friends of the self-bow.
"Hey, come slowly, everyone's Sven, how bad it is to fight and kill" hehe. Although we are bandits, we also have to pay attention to our image on weekdays. Fang Zheng stood up with a smile and played a round game.
Scarface squinted at Fang Crossing Young Master VIP Chapter Table of Contents Chapter 207 Bai Shan stood back without saying a word, his angry eyes were still staring at Peng Lao Peng Concubine Dao Dama Jin Dao sitting down, his eyes looked Fang Zheng up and down very rudely, and then he sneered and did not speak.
Fang Zheng didn't feel embarrassed at all, and still asked with a smile: "Could this be the old knife sent by the Yang family to worship the mountain?" ”
Peng Laodao nodded loudly, without raising his eyelids.
Fang Zheng laughed and arched his hand: "Fortunately, I will be lucky!" In the small five below, Gong is the second master of Qinglong Mountain, and he was appointed online yesterday. ”
Peng Laodao was expressionless, and arched his hand casually, not bothering to say a word, his attitude was extremely perfunctory.
Fang Zheng was secretly angry, this guy is just a bandit, and his score is bigger than that of the minister, he is really a young man who sits in a well and watches the sky!
Fang Zheng leaned into Scarface's ear and whispered, "Hey, does this bastard know martial arts?" ”
Scarface sneered: "He is the brother-in-law surnamed Yang of Erlongshan, and he used to be a butcher who killed pigs. So others called him Lao Dao, because his sister was quite a bit beautiful, and was robbed of the mountain by the surnamed Yang of Erlongshan to be his concubine, and this kid later simply took over the shop, and went up the mountain to the surname Yang. In addition to killing pigs, he knows how to do martial arts! ”
Ah, it's good if you don't know martial arts, Fang Zheng is a little determined in his heart.
Then Fang Zheng put on a smiling face and asked, "Open the skylight and say something bright, Master Yang sent you to our Qinglong Mountain, what are you doing?" ”
Peng Laodao glanced at Fang Zheng slowly. There was contempt and ridicule in his eyes, and then he lowered his head again, casually ** his fingernails, and hummed: "Of course, there is something wrong with Yang Da's family sending me here, but this matter can only be told to you Luo Da's master, what kind of thing are you!" ”
Fang Zheng paused, and then laughed and said, "So, I don't seem to be asking the right question."
Peng Laodao sneered: "Of course, what do you think you are?"
Before he finished speaking, Fang Zheng's face sank, he became angry, kicked Zhang Laodao's chest fiercely, and kicked Zhang Laodao to the sky, Peng Laodao screamed, but his reaction was not slow, he rolled on the spot, stood up again, and pointed at Fang Zheng with a frightened expression and shouted: "You, don't you talk about the rules of the rivers and lakes?" Lao Tzu is here to worship the mountain! ”
Fang Zheng didn't answer, didn't say a word, ran a few steps and then volleyed a small flying leg in the air, and kicked Peng Laodao on his stomach, regardless of the screams of Zhang Laodao, and the stunned eyes of Scarface and the bandits. Fang Zheng stood in front of Zhang Laodao's body, and stepped on his face and body with his feet, until Peng Laodao cried, and his sound shook the sky.
After stepping on it for a while, Fang Zheng felt a little tired. Only then did he raise his noble feet and let go of Peng Laodao.
Calmly facing the shocked or frightened eyes of the bandits, Fang Zheng moved a stool, and sat in front of Zhang Laodao, who couldn't stop sitting with a golden knife. Smiled: "Baishan? Since you are here to worship the mountain, when you see me, the second master, one does not give courtesy, the other does not answer, and drags like a second master, which is like the attitude of worshipping the mountain? Tell me for beating you up, can you blame me for beating you? ”
Peng Laodao's face was shoeprinted, his teeth grinned in pain, at this moment he finally knew what a strong dragon does not suppress the head snake, and when he heard this, he cringed and hurriedly said: "Second master, I was wrong, I shouldn't have been so rude just now Fang Zheng helped him up, and then slapped him on the shoulder, looked up at the sky, made infinite emotion, and sighed deeply: "Therefore, communication between people is the most important, long live understanding!" ”
"Yes, yes," Peng said with a smile.
When the bandits saw that the two masters came forward, they ignored the rules of the rivers and lakes, and beat Peng Laodao, who came to worship the mountain, and beat him hard. Anyway, the person in charge and Erlongshan, surnamed Yang, have already turned their faces. Beat it, beat it, the second boss gave the brothers a bad mouth.
Fang Zheng sighed, and said to Peng Laodao with a smile: "Netcai's unpleasantness, let's forget about it, right?" What do you think?.
Peng Laodao was originally a greedy person who was afraid of death. On weekdays, he plays the sign of Yang Da's brother-in-law, and is domineering, but today's Qinglongshan doesn't buy Yang Da's account at all, how dare Peng Laodao say no? Recording the tiger skin, he was a well-behaved and docile sheep, and he nodded in agreement when he heard the words.
Fang Zheng saw that Peng Laodao agreed, and couldn't help but say happily: "That's good, they are all sons and daughters of the rivers and lakes, I don't care if you are rude to me, come, let's do it again,"
"Heavy, heavy what?" Peng Laodao stammered.
Fang Zheng frowned unhappily: "Start worshipping the mountain again, didn't you say that it's okay, and the net talent is not counted?" ”
Peng Laodao was stunned and said, "What, how to worship?" ”
Fang Zheng was dissatisfied: "Why do you come to ask me?" Didn't you tell you the rules? ”
Seeing Fang Zheng's displeasured face, Peng Laodao quickly nodded and said, "Tell, tell"
Fang Zheng smiled with satisfaction: "That's good, then let's talk about it, do it again, this time you are not allowed to drop the chain again, otherwise I will beat you!" ”
Peng Laodao was so frightened that he didn't dare to say another word.
Fang Zheng couldn't help but pull Zhanglaodao to a chair in the front hall, pressed his shoulder and asked him to sit down, and then said solemnly: "Listen, this scene is about a little bandit leader with an obscene appearance, who went to our Qinglong Mountain to worship the mountain, and when he saw the handsome and mighty little leader of the second master, he couldn't help but be deeply impressed by the demeanor of the second leader, so he didn't say a word." Bow down, remember, be respectful. Acting should be natural, don't learn the false tricks of the idol school, you don't have that capital, don't learn the acting school to play deep, you don't have that strength, in short, how to worship, how to worship, listen clearly? ”
The following does not count as words...... I wanted to be a little more, but my slender jade hand unfortunately had chilblains, itchy and painful, so I scratched and scratched, and the result was scratched and broken, and the dripping blood was sprinkled on the keyboard, shocking, with a stream of painstaking blood, the taste of bowing to the end, which is sad, I heard that there is a wave of cold snap recently, you should take me as a negative teaching material, pay attention to cold protection and keep warm. Don't freeze out.