Text 27 Double happiness is coming to the door and being a father
"I came out of the house temporarily, and I didn't bring any money, you see that my pockets are cleaner than my face. Ahem, I'm used to credit payment, not to mention bringing money, I really forgot about the stubble. Well, I know their owner, why don't I brush my face? Li He asked teasingly.
The old Taoist priest of Hongyang nodded with a shy face and said, "Shenzhou... I'll see it~~~"
Li He gave him a blank look. "Look at it, it's a bird. You shameless, I can't afford to lose that man. ”
The old Taoist priest of Hongyang said bitterly: "Then what should we do, we can't eat the overlord meal and embarrass the Daomen." ”
Li Hexin said that we really have that backbone, let's not eat it, okay, go home and get the money and eat it again in another place. Seeing Hongyang Old Dao Chang'an sitting like a mountain without moving, Li He couldn't help but raise his finger and point at his brow. "You, you, it's okay to eat and drink with me, this teacher also wants me to pay for the banquet. Is this teacher thanking you or me? YYDP, insincere thing, want me to pay for it, no way. Earn your own money. ”
With Li He's fingers, the old Taoist priest of Hongyang heated his eyebrows, his heart jumped, and he hurriedly pinched his fingers and counted, and suddenly turned his worries into joy. "Okay, okay, I'll please, I'll please, what's the hurry~~~ Man, add two more plates of peanuts to Daoye." Dao Ye will be rich soon, and yours are indispensable. ”
The guy who ran the hall slowly responded with ignorance: "Okay, you~". While answering, I wondered if it was Mr. Ledger who said that you were sitting opposite Li and Boss Li of the chestnut shop, and we would have blasted you out as a big fool old liar. Do you think that muttering to the whisper that you have no money will escape our tailwind? We who report gossip to the street newspapers have been trained for a long time. If you didn't want to live a stable life, you would have gone to the NSA, the FBI, the KGB, MI6 to submit your resume and apply for the civil service examination, you must know that we are comparable to the existence of the rising sun masses.
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"And then?"
"Later, the two lived happily together~~~~~" Looking at Concubine Shu's eyes popping out of the little star, Emperor Zhen couldn't help but be happy. "That's the end of a fairy tale. The reality is that the friends said that Li Gang was treated as a cylinder and was compensated to the little girl as a child's adopted son-in-law, so they called him Li Jar, and what was even more pitiful was that the little girl taught him a lesson every three days in the name of destroying his happiness and freedom, otherwise, why he always found trouble with Sima Guang, it was because he felt that these things were caused by Sima Guang smashing the cylinder. ”
Looking at Concubine Shu's dumbfounded appearance, Emperor Zhen laughed. "He usually has bad relationships with others, but every time he gets angry at home, he feels that he comes out to compete with others to find psychological balance. He didn't do too much of those things, and for this reason, I let him go. After a few incidents, others thought that I spoiled him a little, and let him do a little bit in trouble, and in the long run, he was a little floating, and he didn't know how important it was. His son is even more pampered and coquettish, lawless. This time..."
"Oh, this time? ....”
At this moment an old eunuch came in through the door. "Your Majesty, the little prince is here."
"Oh, this kid! It's finally here, and every time it's late, it's long overdue and makes me wait~"
"Yikes. The little prince is here, and the concubine is retired. The emperor will give the concubines a good talk tomorrow, how about their affairs? ”
"Good! Good! Good!"
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After shaking three times, Li Jin, who had a little big tongue in his mouth, shook into the hall. "Little ~ little ~ little nephew ~ uh! Belch! Weiwei ~ micro ~ minister ginseng ~ ginseng ~ see the second uncle ~ ~ the emperor ......."
Emperor Zhen said with a smile and a smile: "Hua Nu'er is exempt. You, you, what are you doing to give me a courtesy? Say, how much did you drink this time? What kind of moth do you want to salute me this time? ”
"Not much~more~Not much~How rigid~~Just~ Nice!"
"I just said that I won't admit it tomorrow, right?"
"Uh~~ uh! Belch! Vomit! Seeing Emperor Zhen raise his eyebrows, Li Jin hurriedly flicked his chest and calmed the delicious food that wanted to rush out of his stomach.
Looking at the entrance of the hall, Emperor Zhen asked, "Huh?" What about Yuzhen's little girl? Didn't she pick you up? Why didn't I come back with you? ”
Li Jin blinked, sobering up. "Ahh I didn't see her on the way here! Oh, maybe it's a fork. ”
"How did you go such a straight way, why did it fork in the road? Are you turning somewhere again? ”
"Hey~heyhey~~ Speaking of which. Uncle Emperor, I beg you if it's okay, last time I begged you to seal my wine department Shangshu, you said to consider it. You haven't replied for so long, so it seems that it is difficult. In this way, I won't embarrass you, I shouldn't be a scholar, I retreat to the second, I beg you to give me a seal this time, you can promise me this time. ”
"That's how you want to be an official?"
"It's not that I want to be an official. Don't you often say that our royal children should not waste all their energy on meaningless things such as walking birds, fighting crickets, boiling eagles, and horse races. Do you want to worry more about national affairs and do more things that are beneficial to the people and the court? ”
Emperor Zhen smiled. "Yo, it's rare! I don't know where you want to do it this time? Let's hear it. ”
"The place is a bit far away, but for the sake of the imperial court, it doesn't matter how far away and bitter the place is." looked at Emperor Zhen with a commendable spirit and nodded in approval. Li Jin continued to speak righteously. "Suzhou! I'm going there. ”
"Suzhou? The land of fish and rice, a prosperous place. Still bitter? Well. I'm used to enjoying happiness in the capital, and it's a little uncomfortable and a little bitter when I just go to the field. ”
"Oh, Uncle Emperor, I'm not talking about Suzhou, the land of fish and rice, but Suzhou in Hexi in the west."
"Suzhou? Well, it's so far away, it's hard for you to have a heart. It seems that you really want to serve the imperial court..."As he spoke, Emperor Zhen's voice changed, and he said to Li Jin, who was in an impassioned state: "Hua Nuer, don't pretend, just say it." Why do you want to go there, and what attracts you there? ”
"Uncle Emperor, I'm ....." Li Jin, who was about to continue to express his position, smelled a trace of sweet and sour fragrance wafting in the air, and then saw the old eunuch who had quietly withdrawn just now walking in with a bowl of "Bazhen Hangover Soup".
"Little Prince Chun, the hangover soup that the emperor asked you to prepare just now is simmering, you can drink it while it's hot."
"Uh, Uncle Emperor Xie, thank you for your hard work."
Emperor Zhen saw Li Jin take the sobering soup and drank it. couldn't help but shake his head dotingly, this kid is good anywhere, but his alcoholism is the same as his free and easy brother.
Looking at the old eunuch below, Emperor Zhen waved his hand and said, "It's not early." I heard that you have a happy event to do these days, so go back and rest early. By the way, let's go to the cleansing room first. There's a surprise! ”
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The old eunuch was holding something covered with brocade, as if he was crazy, turning around, deep and shallow, dripping dripping blankly.
Walking through the streets and alleys, reminiscing about youth and frivolity, and reminiscing about the vicissitudes of time.
The shadow of the childhood, the changes in the adult family, the difficulty after entering the palace, and the flattery of everyone when they came to find the right master, the scenes are so clearly displayed in front of you.
Oh, and that green taste, still deeply cherished in my mind, in my dreams, in my heart, for a long time, never forgotten.
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The old Taoist of Hongyang at the door of the hotel is looking forward to the autumn water, waiting for the gold lord to come to the door.
The shop guys at the counter were bored and waited for the closure to close, wanting to blast the old Taoist and leave.
Speaking of which, these two are also full, they are full of wine and food, the basin is dry, and they have not settled the bill and left. I just let you refill one pot after another pot of tea to show that your kidneys are good, isn't it? I'm not afraid of the blisters bursting.
Originally, when the young owner passed by, when he heard his own returns, he wanted to say to the boss Li that he was free today, and it would be good to settle the bill when it was convenient to come back again, and the neighbors in the street did not need to be too restrained.
But I saw that the old Taoist priest shouted and kept saying that he wanted to treat him and add dishes and bowls. Knowing that he had no money to pay the bill, he was embarrassed to go up and say that he was exempt today, so as not to have some good intentions, but he ended up looking down on others, so why bother being beaten upside down.
In the expectation of the old Taoist of Hongyang and the indignation of the shopkeepers, they all saw an old eunuch walking slowly from the street in the distance.
The old Taoist of Hongyang noticed that the corner of his left eye jumped and jumped, and he was immediately overjoyed, and shouted: "Qian is also ~~~"
The old eunuch hurriedly stepped forward and said, "Congratulations! Hershey! Great joy! ”
Recalling that tonight's old eunuch who was still wandering in the environment of getting his own treasure in the clean room, thought that other colleagues were congratulating him in envy and jealousy, and he didn't dare to say that he was happy and happy, and replied in a low voice: "Thank you, thank you." ”
A hint of wind blew and woke up the old eunuch who fell into a state of fantasy, the old eunuch looked around, looked at the unfamiliar street, and remembered that he couldn't suppress his joy for fear of causing something wrong with him, so he let go of the big vacation of the little eunuchs under him, and let go of himself alone with his own treasure, and somehow came here.
Hearing the sound of congratulations ringing in his ears again, the old eunuch was a little surprised, and bowed his hand to the old Taoist of Hongyang, and said, "Thank you, Your Excellency, congratulations, I don't know why Your Excellency congratulates me?" "I secretly said in my heart, does this person know that I have regained my treasure? I don't know who it is, why you want to talk to me.
The old Taoist of Hongyang smiled. "Of course, congratulations on your double happiness."
As soon as he pinched his fingers and was about to continue, he couldn't help but tremble when he saw Li He Renjun next to him with a smile and was ready to watch a good show.
After pinching his fingers a few times, the face of the old Taoist of Hongyang changed greatly, and he was very embarrassed. This, this, this,, the technology is not refined and kills people, and you can only count it as one thing and can't afford to hurt it.
The old eunuch was surprised, double happiness? What he kept secret, apart from the emperor, was anyone else knowing? Did anyone leak the news? It seems that I have to train and train my rabbit cubs well when I go back.
"Double happiness? I didn't dare to ask for advice, where did the joy come from? Do you want the Taoist to advise? The old eunuch bowed respectfully.
The old Taoist of Hongyang sighed, "Yixi is to congratulate you on making your dream come true, tying the knot and marrying a beautiful woman." ”
The old eunuch waited for a long time, and saw that Hongyang Lao Dao had not continued to talk about Ai Ai, so he asked, "What is the other joy?" ”
Looking at the old Taoist of Hongyang, who was blushing, the old eunuch couldn't help urging. "You say. You mean. ”
The old Taoist of Hongyang couldn't speak for a long time. Finally, I put my heart sideways: "Let's talk about it first." That's all I figured out. I said, you are not allowed to hit me. The hexagram money must also be given to me. Don't be on your bills. ”
The old eunuch breathed a sigh of relief, it turned out that someone was not spying on him, but it was okay. On second thought, yo, is this person in front of you so powerful? It seems that it is not the owner of the fortune teller who cheats and cheats on the market, so he should consult carefully.
"Well, please tell me, I'm not bad at it."
"This double happiness is coming, the hexagram shows that you are happy to be a father with these two joys!"