Chapter 91: Little Maniac
Bo Ritu and Ji Ying, who had already been tied up, dodged the fatal knife with great difficulty, and rolled to both sides like two sacks. The two of them complained bitterly in their hearts, they didn't know if this young man was crazy, let alone who Huang Daping was, it was really a complete disaster.
"Fuck, you still dare to hide, what about the old man's gun? Fuquan, where the fuck are you dead, where is the old man?" The red-eyed boy missed the blow and began to grope around his waist, and then jumped to his feet and scolded.
Fuquan was sent to train and manage the recruit company, and recently Zhang Yi and Han Yu have been serving as attendants by Guo Xing'a's side, but Guo Xing'a, who is obviously unconscious, doesn't remember it at all, and still shouts Fuquan again and again.
Guo Xing'a was in a trance more and more violently, just Changlu came to report, only said the word "capture", and before anything else was said, Guo Xing'a rushed out of the carriage like crazy with a saber. I didn't wear any coats or hats, and even the pistol, which had always been regarded as a second life, fell on the car. Zhang Yi, who has been scolded several times by the moody Guo Xing'a recently, didn't have time to go to the car to get Guo Xing'a's pistol, so he directly pulled out his pistol and handed it to Guo Xing'a.
Goxinga took the pistol, moved it away*, and aimed the muzzle of the gun at Bo Ritu's head.
"Bang!" The gunshots rang out, and Bo Ritu, who had been calm, was also frightened. But it was Xiande who rushed over at the last moment and pushed Goxinga's muzzle into the sky.
Bo Ritu and Ji Ying returned to Guoxing's moderation, and Guoxing'a humiliated them, or beating them was not a big deal. But people can't be killed, there is a high-grade court official, you Guoxinga doesn't have a Shang Fang sword, you say kill it, then you have to get it. And even if you kill someone, you have to have a suitable reason, Guo Xing'a is obviously delirious at the moment, and he completely mistook the two of them for Huang Daping.
"What do you want to do, old thing? If you dare to stop my gun, it's against you! Come on, pull him down and kill him. What used to be "old" has now become "old things".
The soldiers, who were accustomed to absolute obedience to Guoxinga, really hesitated to move towards Xiande.
"What do you want to do? Crazy! The master is confused, don't mess around! Looking at the approaching soldiers, Mu Shun, Feng Sheng'a, and Bi Yuntao on the side were all dumbfounded, and even Xiande himself was at a loss as if he was falling into the fog. It was Fuquan, who rushed over, as a close friend of Guoxing A, that dared to speak out to stop the soldiers who committed the second crime.
"My lord, rest your anger! …… Wrong...... It's not ......" With the blessing of the whole crowd, everyone has the courage, and several officers rushed up and grabbed Guo Xing'a and snatched the pistol in his hand.
"What do you want to do, you rebels, let me go, it's against you, you dare to mutiny. Come to someone, come to someone, Fushun, quickly kill Lao Tzu and rebel. The crazy Guo Xing'a was held by several people, but he was still struggling desperately, and several people were afraid of hurting him, so they could only keep him from hurting others.
Hearing Guo Xing's rebellious shout, several inconspicuous soldiers in the corner looked nervous for a moment and returned to normal, and then slowly leaned towards their commander. But just as they moved their guns away from the shadows*, a pair of children's eyes shot a cold gaze that stopped them. They retreated inconspicuously, like their inconspicuous appearance, and no one noticed them.
"Master!"
"Master!" The two brothers, Fuquan and Fushun, rushed over almost at the same time, and one of them hugged one of Guo Xing'a's legs and cried loudly.
Guo Xing'a, who was hugged by the two, gradually calmed down, and no longer continued to struggle and make noise, and the other people let go of Guo Xing'a, and at the same time hurriedly threw away the swords and guns that caused trouble.
"You two are here, you are still loyal, these unfamiliar wolf cubs have turned against me, and I have wasted my kindness to them." Goxinga sighed in despair.
The people who were pointed out by Guo Xing'a were uncomfortable for a while, although they didn't oppose, and they couldn't recall what kind of kindness Guo Xing'a had for him, but when everyone had a feeling of owing Guo Xing'a great favor. was accused of rebellion by Guo Xing'a, and everyone had an inexplicable sense of guilt, even Bi Yuntao was no exception.
"Kill them rebels for me!" Gohin became furious again, and pointed at the people viciously.
"Master, the big guys are all for your good, where is there any rebellion." Fuquan stood up and cried and persuaded as he reached out and pressed the finger of Goxing A's finger to everyone.
"Even you don't listen to me, Lao Tzu will come by himself, and I will kill you lackeys of Huang Daping." Taking advantage of Fuquan's approach, Guo Xing'a snatched the gun from Fuquan's waist.
On the side of the open road, everyone didn't even have a place to hide, so they could only look at Guo Xing'a helplessly.
"Master! Where there is any rebellion, they are all your loyal subordinates! If you want to kill, kill me first! Fu Quan gave up his body in front of Guo Xing'a, and used his head to resist Guo Xing'a's gun.
"You dodge, they are all rebellious, they don't let me kill Huang Daping, it's not a rebellion, what is a rebellion!" Guo Xing'a slammed the barrel of a gun against Fuquan's head.
"Master, where is Huang Daping! Huang Daping was not just defeated by you! "Fuquan is not good at words, and he can't convince a half-crazy.
"Fifth master, do you see that they are Huang Daping? Will Huang Daping be two people? Xiande stood up helplessly, pointed to Bo Ritu and the others, and explained to Guo Xing'a.
"It's not...... It's not ......" Goxinga threw the pistol aside, holding his head and shaking his head in pain, his body shaking and about to fall.
"Master...... The master ......, "Fuquan and the brothers hurriedly stepped forward to support Guoxing, one left and one right.
"I'm sorry, I was wrong just now, and my mind was messed up. I have made amends to a few of them, and several of them are my elders! Guo Xing'a, who had been sitting on the ground for a while, gradually regained his composure and sincerely apologized to several subordinates.
"My lord, it's okay, we're all our own people, what's there! You've been too tired lately, just rest more! Bi Yuntao was the first to come out to comfort Guo Xing'a, and the rest of the people also echoed.
"My lord, they are not Huang Daping's people, they are ......" Guo Xing'a calmed down, Xiande also resumed his title, and wanted to introduce the two of them to Guo Xing'a, but Guo Xing'a, who suddenly jumped up, interrupted him.
"Say, where is Huang Daping? Say it, I'll let you live, ask for money or an official word. Guo Xing'a suddenly rushed to the two of them, pulled up and asked sharply. His hyperactive state and high-pitched voice were enough to prove that he was manic again.
"What do you say, my lord? I don't understand! "Bo Ritu's mind is matching this little madman with the commander of a neat army.
"Don't say it, okay! I'll show you what you know! Don't regret it! Goxinga smiled nervously.
"Zhang Yi, let Kong Zhen send the door cannon over and bring a shotgun. By the way, by the way, call Wu Xiuming to me too. As if he had returned to normal, Guo Xing'a turned his head and gave an order to Zhang Yi.
"Huh!" Seeing that Guo Xing'a's tone was normal, Zhang Yi agreed, and ran to convey the order.
Everyone wondered what Guo Xing'a was smoking, he seemed to be interrogating Bo Ritu, but it was a little confusing for him to find a doctor and adjust the cannon. If it weren't for the fact that the god Guoxing Ah had been chattering for a few days, Xiande and the others would have thought that he was deliberately playing tricks on the two of them.
"Do you know what's the use of a cannon?" Guo Xing'a asked Bo Ritu a little mysteriously.
"I don't know, please explain." Bo Ritu also felt a little strange.
"I know a man of God, he is very artistic in killing, and whoever dares to offend him, he will get a pack of dogs and bite that man alive. He said that it is not as enjoyable to kill people with a knife as it is to kill people with a gun, and it is not as enjoyable to use a gun to defraud people as to bombard people with artillery. So! I've decided to give you the most enjoyable one. Do you know what shotgun is? It's iron sand, and I haven't counted how much iron sand is in a shell, but it's enough to blow you into stuffing. When the cannon comes, I'll tie you to the muzzle, and I'll fire again. You can rest assured, it is definitely more than a thousand cuts. When we've had enough, we'll ask again. Goxinga introduced his torture with a heartfelt expression.
Not only did Bo Ritu sweat when he heard it, but even the others were cold when they heard it, and everyone was wondering how Guo Xing'a could come up with such a lack of moral idea.
"Your Excellency...... I'm dead if you mess with that...... How can you ask! Bo Ritu's voice had become trembling.
"Whoever let him not say, I scare him!" Goheunga pointed at Ji Ying.
"My lord, I won't say it!" The Fight Ritu was completely defeated.
"Good! You two have such backbones! Don't say it! Well, blessed are you, I'll let you enjoy and scare him. You don't have to be scared, it's too scary, it will save you a lot of blood. "Goxinga is completely out of order, but his own bizarre logic is quite smooth.
"What do you want me to say! ......" Bo Ritu cried bitterly aggrieved.
Guo Xing'a hummed a little song leisurely as if nothing happened, waiting for the arrival of the artillery and the doctor. The others persuaded a few words, but they were all waved away by Goxinga roaring angrily. Ji Ying was at a loss on the side, both speechless for the little madman and guilty for Bo Ritu, after all, he was the one who caused the disaster.
Wu Xiuming was the first to rush over, he took care of the wounded and sick in the ambush battle, he was relatively close to the Chinese army, and he didn't have to push hundreds of catties of cannons, of course, much faster than Kong Zhen.
"Xiao Xiucai came over and pulled out all the twenty nails of this person's hands and feet for me." Guo Xing'a pointed at Bo Ritu like a pet.
"Huh!" Wu Xiuming, who didn't understand the situation, thought that Guo Xing'a was interrogating carefully, so he didn't think much about it at all, so he came over with a knife and pliers.
"Your Excellency, aren't you going to bombard me with artillery! Why are you pulling out my nails? Seeing that Wu Xiuming was very professional and ready to do it, Bo Ritu hurriedly argued, the so-called heroes don't suffer immediate losses, and they hide for a while! As for whether such an argument will lead the troubles to Ji Ying, he can't care about it.
"You're so stupid! Why pull out your nails and scare him! Guo Xing'a despised the intelligence of Bo Ritu's inability to clarify logical relationships.
"Isn't it a cannon to scare!" Bo Ritu cried aggrievedly, why did he look for him every time!
"Scare two more times!" Gohinga's explanation was perfect.
Wu Xiuming broke Bo Ritu's clenched fist and was about to pull out his nails, but Xiande and the others hurriedly rushed forward and rescued Bo Ritu from under the pliers. Everyone was about to greet Guo Xing'a's roar, but found that Guo Xing'a didn't look at them at all, but was enthusiastically greeting Kong Zhen who came to push the cannon.
"If you don't pull it out, just bang it!" Guo Xinga said playfully.
The guard squad, who only knew how to obey, snatched the Bo Ri Tu from the hands of Xiande and others, and firmly tied it to the muzzle of the gun loaded with ammunition.
"Is there anything you'd like to say?" Guo Xing'a interviewed the Bo Ritu who was leaving.
"I'm fucking wronged!" Bo Ritu howled and cried.
"Let him go! If you want to kill me, don't you want to bomb? Come bang me! When Guo Xing'a covered his ears and was about to give the order to open fire, Ji Ying, who had been in a state of short circuit, finally jumped up with a dead face.