Body 31 Are you stupid to me?
On the banks of the Qishui River, next to Chaoge Town.
A pair of jade figures walked forward hand in hand. Looking at the scenery along the way, smelling the fragrance of wheat, the two talked while walking.
"The world is big, Lao Tzu is the biggest, if you don't accept it, Lao Tzu will beat you to accept it."
"Oh, so domineering?"
"Hmmm! Yes, the self-proclaimed son of destiny, quelling the rebellion in the northeast and unifying the southeast, he has such a heroic spirit. ”
"What happened next? How did such a powerful man become the last emperor of that dynasty? ”
"The so-called strong are easy to break, and the weak are easy to deceive. Later, a sage said that destiny is impermanent, and only virtue is an example. And this emperor used too many soldiers, killed too many people, hurt the heavens and peace, and was greedy for money and lustful, and no one humiliated his subordinates in his eyes, causing his vest to deviate from morality. Let the son of the saint punish the sin on behalf of heaven, and take advantage of the emperor's soldiers to take a group of little brothers to break the emperor by surprise. ”
"Suddenly?"
"It's just dead. No, it's not that he was killed, it was the emperor who saw that his soldiers couldn't beat the other party and saw that he was going to fail, and the emperor felt that he couldn't be defeated in the hands of a group of laymen, and it would be a shame to be caught, so he returned to the palace and set himself on fire. ”
"Huh? How much does that hurt? So strong? ”
"Yes, it's strong. In fact, if he wasn't so strong, with the kung fu of a hundred enemies when he was young, it would still be possible to lead troops to break through, and after breaking through, he went to his own army and called on the world to quell the rebellion, history would have changed, and he would not be the last emperor of that dynasty, but unfortunately although he didn't take the wrong medicine, but luck was it. He gestured to the mountains in the distance to the north and west. continued: "It is said that he provoked the great god inside, and the great god sent people to deliberately mess with his government and obsessed him with his spirit, so that he was drunk on wine, behaved abnormally, and walked step by step, and finally..."
"It's so pitiful, it turned out to provoke someone. Well, it's God. I said that the emperor that everyone obeyed was suddenly sudden. Ah, then, I heard that there seemed to be many dynasties in the past, and they were all offended by God? ”
"Well, it's not all, some have offended God, some are unworthy, some are self-inflicted, and some are really lucky to be in that dynasty, no matter how talented and intelligent the last emperor is, he still has to fall."
"Luck?"
"Well, the sky has the weather, the earth has the earth, and the people are popular. The weather runs, spring, summer, autumn and winter, wind, frost, rain and snow. The earth is running, the grass grows and the warbler flies, and the flowers bloom. Popularity runs, joys and sorrows, birth, old age, sickness and death. Therefore, the cycle of heaven, the earth gives birth to all things, and the life of children and grandchildren is endless, and the constant changes make this world so wonderful. ”
Shi Si'er looked at Zhong Ziqi with blinking, looking like what you said was great, I wanted to applaud but I didn't know what you were talking about.
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On the way back to Yamen, after meeting Ah Xiang, who brought people to find him, Li Gang suddenly became a big Yali Mountain, a little excited, weak, and felt tired from life. The punishment of the top boss, the son who is not careful, and the subordinates who have nothing to do and have to bear the burden if they have nothing to do, are enough for themselves to be haggard, so they can bear it, deal with it, and appease it. I can find a place to drink some tea and listen to a little song to relieve my feelings. But, heaven, earth, the tigress of the house has come to the door again.
Li Gang didn't want to listen to the music anymore, Li Gang wanted to sing, and sang the slippery song "It's not a sin for a man to cry, cry".
People are cowardly in their hometowns, and Li Gang is soft-legged when he enters the door. Reluctantly, after getting off the sedan chair, he slowly moved out of the sedan door, waved his hand and sent away all the messengers, asking them to do what they should do, and then walked hard to the lobby at a speed of three steps per hour.
Alas, it's not easy to be a door-to-door son-in-law, although I'm not, but my own situation is worse than that of a door-to-door son-in-law, and it's not okay to resist, the old mother-in-law's family is too powerful. Thinking about the old mother-in-law when she left, she specially instructed the uncles and uncles to "take care of" their little two, Li Gang was "grateful" and couldn't help crying.
Originally, the matter of the husband's sluggishness was a family ugliness that could not be publicized, but everyone knew about it. It is said that scolding is kissing and beating, and love is kicked in the depths. The old mother-in-law also said that she should pay attention to the young couple, don't "flirt and scold" every day, and ask for more to go up the glorious lintel. NNDT, you old man thinks I want to, you should tell me more about your old daughter, let me go, let me be motivated.
Sorrow, sorrow, sorrow, sorrow, tears can't help but flow down~~~~~ so many years have passed, the tigress in the family after the girl and Master Zhuang left, but also by Master Zhuang fooled, obsessed with Taoism, every now and then go to Biyunguan to meditate and cultivate, it is really a great blessing. I can be regarded as having a pure and happy time.
Li Gang, who was immersed in his imagination one step at a time, felt a light and panicked. When he looked up, a familiar face suddenly appeared in front of him. "Ahh ”
The woman stared at him and asked, "Don't talk about the calf, and say, I'll let you pass, why don't you go?" Is it not that the gall is fat! ”
Li Gang replied with a sad face: "I know that I will be trained by you and beaten by you, but I will go to the pole and go over, you are stupid for me?"
Seeing Li Gang's angry snort, the woman sneered, "I called you over because of something else, you think I rarely beat you." ”
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"Sobered up?"
Looking around blankly, the old Taoist elder Hongyang, who had just opened his eyes and heard this question, gradually came back to his senses.
Seeing Li Hezheng looking at himself with a smile, the old Taoist of Hongyang couldn't help asking, "Why am I here?" ”
"Got a break?"
"Drink? Oops, what did you just say? Sobered up? Am I drinking? ”
"Come, come, come. Drink this sobering soup and sober up. ”
"Goo-doo-du" drank the decanting soup handed over by Li He, slightly suppressed the feeling that his stomach was a little uncomfortable and wanted to churn.
The old Taoist of Hongyang knocked on his somewhat confused head, and gradually remembered all kinds of things last night. The old eunuch's face was incredulous when he first heard what he said, and then he repeatedly confirmed it after digging into the roots, vacillating between believing or doubting his ability to tell the hexagram, and his face changed between killing intent and sadness. Later, the old eunuch looked depressed and wanted to use wine to anesthetize himself. So cup after cup, drink and cry and sing, "They all say that love is beautiful, but I don't care, but that girl makes me have endless aftertaste." Picking up the wine of love, it is full of that bitter taste. Cup after cup, no matter how much I drink, I won't get drunk, because it's not wine, and the cups are tears left by love. "I was also a little guilty when I was infected, and in order to persuade him, I was afraid that he would drink too much and die of drinking, so I impulsively snatched the wine and drank it for him, and then continued to work hard without stopping, and the old eunuch was talking and drinking until he was lying on the ground and was carried back by those shopkeepers.
"Well, why don't you dissuade me. Let me drink wine and open meat, what will I do after this makes my Taoist heart dusty. ”
"It's good to enjoy the prosperity of this world and live every day, and those who quit this and that are all caught in obsession and have not let go. Cultivating the mind and enlightening the Tao, hehe! In this era of the end of the law, how can you still become an immortal and a god? Before the words fell, Li He suddenly felt hot all over his body, his heart moved, and he was busy pinching his fingers, Li He wanted to slap his mouth, what, I don't know whether it should be joy or worry, congratulations or envy, jealousy and hate. Just now, someone was about to become an immortal and ascend.