134. Get down for me

I don't want to think so much, it just so happens that the recent basic tactics course for individual soldiers has opened, and Sangou has devoted himself to learning, perhaps, let yourself be tired, you won't have the strength to think about uncomfortable things, and if you get busy, you won't have time to complain and grieve.

Individual tactics were taught by Instructor Zhang Shixi, who was known for his sternness and ruthlessness, and when Instructor Zhang taught the course, he had a black face all day long, and everyone privately called him "Hei Zhang Fei".

Hei Zhang Fei was even more strict with the officers and students of the Third Corps, and according to his words, high standards required high requirements. Moreover, he always looked down on the casualness and self-righteousness of these veterans.

With the squadron as a unit, the squadron leader gathers to learn, even if many people know and master individual tactics, they still have to obediently learn again and correct the previous wrong moves.

Individual tactics start with the "lying down" movement: the left foot takes a big step in the direction of lying down, forms a left lunge, leans forward and collapses, the left hand extends in the direction of the left foot, and lands on the ground in the order of left knee, left hand, left elbow, and left side of the body.

As soon as Hei Zhang Fei demonstrated the action, he began to shout the password to let everyone do the lying down action, everyone did it several times in a row, in fact, everyone's actions were very standard, but Hei Zhang Fei was still not satisfied, so he was so angry that he scolded:

"Are you manly? Is it a seven-foot man? Where did the good man's ambition go? Twist and pinch....Twist and pinch, big girl, lie down slowly, do you want me to help you pinch your feet, young grandmothers. ”

This time, Hei Zhang Fei took a pistol in one hand and a long wooden stick in the other, and said to everyone, no longer verbal orders, the gunshot is an order, and immediately after the gun, he fell to the ground immediately, which was slow, and he hit people with a stick.

Everyone saw that he was serious, and took it more seriously, only to hear a gunshot, and everyone fell down in unison, and then heard many sounds of wooden sticks beating their butts.

Hei Zhang Fei waved a wooden stick, rushed into the crowd, and beat some slower classmates who were lying down, shouting and scolding while beating: "At this speed, I have already been killed by the second shot, hurry up, hurry up." ”

Sangou was also spanked several times, and he felt that it was very fast, and he felt that he was the same as the people around him, so he lay down, why was he still spanked?

For a long time, everyone still couldn't pass all at once, so angry that Lao Hei (Hei Zhang Fei) threw away the stick and shouted: "My first shot was towards the sky, and the second shot was shot horizontally at a height of half a meter from the ground, you guys watch it yourself." ”

scared everyone, and kept cursing this madman in their hearts, but as soon as they heard the first gunshot, everyone lay down without their lives, regardless of whether the movements were not standard, lie down first, and then say, it doesn't matter if the posture is good or not, life is more important.

Lying on the ground, the second shot rang out, but after a while, the gun still did not go off, everyone looked up cautiously and doubtfully, but Lao Hei shouted to everyone to get up, laughed happily, and said:

"You bunnies, you know it's fast now, shit, why couldn't you be up just now? Come again, give me another time, I'm going to see who gets shot in the ass today. ”

Then another gunshot rang out, and everyone lay down quickly, and after waiting for a while, there was still no second shot, thinking that Lao Hei would not shoot a second shot, purely to scare everyone, or to make fun of everyone.

Just as he was about to look up at Lao Hei, then another gunshot rang out, which scared everyone so much that they pressed their heads to death in the dusty mud, and scolded in their hearts: "Death Lao Hei of the dog day, if you continue to play like this, you have to play with the dead." ”

"Who got you up? Who made you look up? There are no orders on the battlefield, there is no discipline, you are just like a pack of pigs, you are killed, you don't know how you died. Old Black scolded at the top of his throat.

"Stand up, come on." The old black commanded.

Everyone threw themselves to the ground in the sound of gunfire again, and the pain in arms, elbows, knees, and thighs was nothing, because this second gunshot rang out next, and the old black of the dog day came for real.

"Stand up, this time is good, much better than before, come again, remember, my second shot will be faster and faster."

"Smack... Syllable! "..."Smack... Syllable! "..."Smack... Syllable! ”

On dog days, the gunshots got closer and closer, and in the end, almost two shots rang out in unison, and Sangou, like everyone, was trained to be really like a dog, embarrassed; But in the end, I finally passed the old black level.

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The next day happened to be a rainy day, and everyone thought that Lao Hei would have an indoor class, but unexpectedly, it was still "lying down" training, and it was also an outdoor class, going to the playground.

Lao Hei himself didn't wear any raincoats, and led everyone to the playground, which was trampled by these students all day long, with potholes, and shallow puddles everywhere when it rained.

Everyone dispersed in a straggler line, still the same as yesterday, and after the first gunshot, everyone fell to the ground in a swarm, and the muddy water splashed all over their faces.

I thought that the second shot would come as scheduled, but I didn't expect that Lao Hei rushed to the crowd like thunder, scolded and cursed, kicked some slow classmates with his feet, and was so angry that he brandished a pistol, eager to shoot someone's buttocks.

"Why are you slowing down again? Do you love to be clean? Caring for clothes? Dog's day, clean little girls, get out of here, go back to the dormitory, it's clean there, it's comfortable there. ”

"Also, I've said it hundreds of times, ass! Buttocks! Why are you dogmatic butts so high? Is it good-looking? The next time I see someone's ass up, take me off my pants and let the whole team have a good look at your beautiful ass. ”

"Do it all over again!" A "pop" was followed by a second shot.

Sangou followed everyone, completely ignoring any muddy water, and pressed himself into the muddy water without a head or face, lowered his buttocks as low as possible, and stuck to the ground, eager to bury his body in the mud.

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On the third day, the sky was very cooperative and it didn't rain, and everyone was tortured by Lao Hei for two days, thinking, this third day, it should be something else.

Lao Hei didn't say anything, but took everyone to the edge of the school's vegetable field, in winter, a lot of vegetable fields are barren, some of the previous cabbage, green onions, spinach, radishes or something, are eaten up during the New Year, is waiting for the weather to warm up, and then plant some spring vegetables and fruits.

After the rain, the sky is clear, and the mud on the vegetable field is heavier, everyone thinks, is it possible, today is the labor class, come to dig the vegetable field? But in the usual labor class, you don't need Lao Hei to bring it, just take it with the captains of each team.

Lao Hei won't let everyone practice lying down in the muddy vegetable field again, everyone thinks while walking away; When he was waiting for Lao Hei's order, he found that Lao Hei was directing the school workers, carrying a few loads of feces from the toilet and coming out.

It seems that it is really a labor class, Lao Hei asked the school worker to splash the feces on the muddy vegetable field, the feces splashed everywhere, smelly and dirty, everyone jumped and ran, a little away from the vegetable field.