Chapter 150: The eldest niece - the fourth more begged for a recommendation and a monthly pass
Hitting a woman, Yang Shuang can't do it.
But he had another way to force the other party!
Like, be honest!
When I tortured the princess, this trick was no less, and the thief worked!
Sting
Tearing open the gorgeous Xia dress, Yang Shuang looked at the plump woman tied to the wooden shelf.
"Say, why did you stab me several times?"
However, the woman did not react, her eyes staring straight ahead.
Yang Shuang followed his eyes and hurriedly shook his incomparably solid chest muscles.
It turns out that ancient ladies are also good at this!
"How? Cool or not? Come on, let me see your white rabbit! ”
"You, you're the fifth uncle?!" The woman looked up suddenly, her bright eyes full of hope.
Yang Shuang was stunned, "What martial arts?" ”
"You turn around and take your pants off!"
Wipe!
What the heck?
Ancient women were open to this point?
I like it, though!
Yang Shuang took off the special martial arts trousers and learned to pose with Mr. Bodybuilder, Lao Tzu was already hungry and thirsty!
"You can't go wrong! You are the fifth uncle! Fifth uncle, you are still alive! The woman was pleasantly surprised, and turned her head to look at the little girl next to her, "Ying'er, call uncle!" ”
Nani?
Yang Shuang froze on the spot, stunned.
Lao Tzu's pants are off, you play this for me?
Immediately, Yang Shuang realized that this assassin was so powerful that he wanted to use this method to escape!
"Hehe, little girl, don't struggle in vain, Lao Tzu has been traveling south and north for decades, and he can still be planted in the hands of two yellow-haired girls?"
As the saying goes, the wicked must talk before they die, Yang Shuang decided to enter the actual battle as soon as possible!
The big battle until dark, or the big day of the big war?
Someone smiled lewdly and ignored the complex and changing faces of the two women, and a pair of large hands gently pressed on the chests of the plump women.
I couldn't help but burst into tears.
Cool!
Finally, I really met a woman!
"Big brother, Changsun Sheng is here!" Niu Er, who guarded the door outside the tent, suddenly shouted in a low voice.
Thinking of the topic of conversation last night, Yang Shuang said without replying: "Let him come in!" ”
Changsun Sheng, who walked into the tent in the dust, was surprised to see the scenery inside the tent, "Big brother, this"
Yang Shuang, who was learning from the villain in the movie, turned around and asked suspiciously, "What's wrong?" ”
"Seen"
Changsun Sheng has not met Yang Lihua for a long time, and after the replacement of the Northern Zhou Dynasty, she is naturally no longer the queen, and the Sui Emperor has never given her any title now.
Therefore, Changsun Sheng is stuck.
Yang Shuang didn't know anything about this, and was wondering in his heart, what kind of brother is the most iron?
Carried a gun together, walked through the window together, and prostituted together!
Isn't it time to take brotherhood even further?
Immediately put down the groping pig hand, "Brother, this girl is for you, and the little one belongs to me!" We are blessed and enjoy hardships together! ”
Thinking of the excitement, Yang Shuang laughed, "Wait for two days, let's go to Daxing City to find a few for Shi Da and them!" ”
The eldest grandson Sheng was extremely embarrassed, bowed to Yang Lihua without smiling, and pulled Yang Shuang's clothes and pulled him out of the tent.
"What's that, big brother......"
Yang Shuang was on the rise, and he was a little unhappy to be pulled out, "What's wrong?" Something went wrong? ”
"No, big brother, it's your niece inside!"
“⊙.⊙!” Yang Shuang was confused, "Where did I get my niece?" ”
Changsun Sheng suddenly remembered that the eldest brother's head seemed to have been kicked (seriously injured) by a donkey, "Yang Lihua, the princess of the Northern Zhou Dynasty, the eldest daughter of the saint, have you forgotten this?" She's your childhood sweetheart! ”
Yang Shuang was slightly stunned, there is naturally this hard-working princess in later films and television, and the emperor's husband was by his father who wanted to be the emperor.
Now that his soul is the same as himself, isn't it his eldest niece?
Suddenly, a thought welled up in Yang Shuang's heart, Lao Tzu is going to be the rhythm of Duan Yu!
"Report!"
As the two stood in a messy wind, the sword and shield soldiers guarding the camp gate in the distance trotted in.
"General Qiyu, His Royal Highness the Crown Prince has come down!"
“”
The two thieves looked at each other, and before they could speak, they saw a group of people walking briskly around a fat man.
Yang Yong is anxious!
Although the prince does not necessarily have to become a martial artist, he also has to be a corporal of Lixian.
As the prince of the Great Sui, he was very tired!
One is to have a capable younger brother, and he must always be on guard against being blown up.
The second is that there is a father in the prime of life, and I don't know when he will be able to take the throne.
The third is that the queen mother is not optimistic about him at all!
This meeting with the soldiers of the Western Regions is not trivial, and if it can be properly accomplished, it is bound to be favored by both the DPRK and the Central People's Republic of China.
But such a big credit was snatched away by the second child, which is simply a cry of sorrow.
Fortunately, Yu Qing, who was good friends with his father-in-law Dugu Ying, went to the table many times, and only then did he get his father's consent to visit Yang Shuang, the king of horse thieves.
When he came to the temporary camp, Yang Yong couldn't help but praise the soldiers of the Western Regions when he saw all the burly soldiers, and ordered his subordinates to reward him with some gold and silver.
Unexpectedly, these barbarians saw that Qian was open-minded, and no longer stopped everyone, but welcomed them in very friendly.
Turning around a few tents, he saw a short-haired strong man with ** upper body talking to Changsun Sheng.
"I have admired the prestige of Yang Dudu for a long time, and when I saw it today, it was really extraordinary, such a cold day, I could practice hard, no wonder the force was outstanding, and the divine power was overwhelming!"
Yang Shuang opened his mouth and muttered a foreign language that he couldn't understand.
Eldest Sun Sheng hurriedly saluted, "I've seen His Royal Highness the Prince!" Yang Dudu doesn't understand my language, and he is just showing you courtesy. ”
"Haha!" Yang Yong, who was dedicated to befriending Yang Shuang, laughed twice as boldly as a martial artist, and was stunned to find that the atmosphere seemed to be a little awkward, "Then Yang Dudu doesn't invite His Royal Highness to sit in the tent for a while?" ”
Yang Shuang and Changsun Sheng glanced at each other, and the latter saluted, "Your Highness, please go this way." ”
"Boom"
The wind roared with thunder, and in just a moment the sky was covered with dark clouds.
Yang Yong glanced at the tent beside him, and his heart was full of doubts, why didn't he enter the main tent?
Inadvertently, through the gap in the curtain lifted, I saw a familiar face looming in the lightning.
Yang Yong was suddenly struck by lightning, and couldn't help but exclaim: "Aunt?!" ”
Changsun Sheng slapped his head, and the calf was finished!
Yang Shuang waved his hand indifferently, and the five hundred sword and shield soldiers who had already prepared to grab the equipment quickly surrounded the prince and his party in the center of the camp.
"You" Yang Yong was shocked.
"Don't be surprised, Crown Prince, Yang Dudu is interrogating the assassin!" After Changsun Sheng finished speaking, even he was a little unconvinced, interrogated the assassin, and interrogated the emperor's daughter?
Yang Shuang gave Shi Da a look, and the latter immediately led his troops to 'invite' Yang Yong and Changsun Sheng to the camp tent far away.
After the arrangement, Yang Shuang swooped into the main tent, looked at Yang Lihua, who was comforting his daughter, and said, "What, you must have recognized the wrong person just now!" I am Duan Yu, a fierce general under the command of Yang Dudu! ”
Yang Lihua rolled her eyes and replied in a familiar tone: "Pretend!" ”
Yang Shuang smiled embarrassedly, "Big niece, let's say it!" At noon, you also saw on the dirt slope, someone was going to kill me! ”
"I already knew about it!" Yang Lihua sighed leisurely: "As early as when your whereabouts were unknown, I questioned my father in person! ”
"Ask him what to do?" Yang Shuang was puzzled.
"My father has gone crazy! Killed her husband and took the throne, and now for the sake of imperial power, he did not hesitate to do it to his uncles, and went to the fourth uncle to hunt in the north, but he was shot by the guards around his father and died on the spot. When you were assassinated in Xiliang, wasn't the route you took also arranged by your father? ”
Yang Shuang shuddered coldly, could it be that all this was really planned by Yang Jian?
It stands to reason that it shouldn't!
"Eldest niece, the fifth uncle will continue to be incognito, you must not leak all this, otherwise"
I don't know if it's because of my childhood sweetheart, or because Yang Lihua was very happy to see that Yang Shuang was okay, the solemnity that the queen should have disappeared in an instant, blinked playfully, and said playfully: "Of course I understand, but what is the little uncle going to compensate for the eldest niece?" ”
Yang Shuang's heart moved, thinking of a few single brothers.
"How about helping you find a burly and majestic husband?"