Chapter 304: The Most Valuable Toilet Paper in History

On the way back, Tang Jixian briefly told the story of the matter, it turned out that when he was in Siberia, Bai Yi, who had nothing to do, began to forge these diaries, which was called for the use of pit people in the future.

However, because it was a forgery, although the head of the General Logistics Department attached great importance to it, the degree of urgency in his heart was reduced a lot, and in addition, a group of Eastern European officers asked for autographs and group photos, so he was so tired that he fell asleep in the car.

At this time, the basic forged diary was in his hands, and the head of the general logistics department found out that this was a forged diary, which was clearly the handwritten manuscript of a top German military expert, with yellowed paper, simple words, vigorous pen strokes, and a rigorous attitude containing the vicissitudes of time, all of which showed a simple sense of history.

If that's all, forget it, the key is the content inside, although a lot of the vocabulary looks a little strange, but the head of the general post of the work-study program in Europe in the early years is no stranger to German, so the relevant text can still be read roughly, but this probably made his shocked face stagnate.

Because what is described in it is not the frontier of military technology in the world today, or the inevitable development direction of military technology in the future, but compared with it, it is more about the test data and relevant experience of relevant military technology research and development.

Don't say anything else, but in the opening paragraph of the discussion of depleted uranium armor, the relevant test data of this type of armor are listed in detail, and the advantages and disadvantages of it and the technical points that need to be paid attention to in research and development are also written out in detail, and what is even more commendable is that the smelting alloy formula of depleted uranium armor is also expressed.

So much so that the head of the General Logistics Department was more and more frightened the more he looked at it, and said in his heart that what kind of forged diary is this, which is clearly an encyclopedia of cutting-edge military technology, no wonder the Soviet Union will spend so much money to get these diaries, and the value of this is not at all measured by a few complete sets of industrial equipment.

Thinking of this, the face of the head of the General Logistics Department suddenly sank, raised his head and stared at Tang Jixian opposite, and then slapped the diary in his hand on the table, and asked in a deep voice: "Comrade Tang Jixian, are you sure that these diaries are forged?" Are they all from Bai Yi's hands? And not your personal notes from some German expert? ”

Old Tang is a rough man, so he didn't take these ghost drawings that Bai Yi had at his fingertips to heart, otherwise he wouldn't have thrown them into his duffel bag and carried them to Moscow, even so, Bai Yi repeatedly asked him to bring them reluctantly, otherwise he might be used as butt paper in Siberia.

When he saw the head of the General Logistics Department questioning himself with a gloomy face, he was very puzzled, isn't it just a few ghost drawing talismans of the butt wiping paper, how did the chief pay so much attention to it, so he hurriedly reported as the truth: "Some of them are the commissioner's own, some are dictated by him, those German prisoners of war ghostwriters, but whether they are written by the commissioner himself or dictated, these ghost-drawn things are just butt wiping papers at our Siberian transit station, nothing unusual!" ”

"Ass wipe?"

Listening to Lao Tang's words, the head of the General Logistics almost fell to the ground, full of diaries of cutting-edge military technology, in the eyes of Lao Tang, it turned out to be his mother's toilet paper, if these diaries are really toilet paper, it is definitely the highest value in the world, how precious is the ass served? It's a tyrannical thing, a tyrannical thing!

The head of the general logistics department wailed in his heart, and his face showed endless regret, and he asked with some frantic difficulty: "Are you sure that this is all toilet paper?" ”

"Of course!" Old Tang has a straight intestine that has one thing to say and two things to say, and immediately admitted with an urn: "Not only did I use it in Siberia, but I also used it all the way to Moscow, not to mention, the toilet in the car can't flush the newspaper, but the paper on this book is flushed accurately, and it is very comfortable, don't scratch your ass, if you need it, chief, I will get you ten or twenty copies, to ensure that you can't use it up for a year...... Heads...... You're ......"

Without waiting for Lao Tang to finish speaking, the head of the General Logistics stood up as if he was riding a rocket, and immediately stared at Lao Tang, startling Old Tang, but before he could open his mouth to ask, he saw the head of the General Logistics pointing to the diary on the table and saying word by word: "You said that you came to Moscow from Siberia, and you only used this?" ”

"I haven't had time to use these yet, I guess I might be able to use them if I go back, I'm using others!"

"Wherever the rest is, go to me and get them all!"

"Yes!"

Old Tang was very depressed, he didn't know what was going on with the head of the general logistics today, and he was even more energetic than his butt paper, but the chief was the chief after all, and if he said it, it was an order, and if it was an order, it had to be executed, so Lao Tang could only do it, and after a while, he took the "toilet paper" over.

The head of the general logistics couldn't help but say, and took the notebook in Lao Tang's hand with his hand, and after only reading a few pages, the head of the general logistics bounced up from his seat and asked angrily: "Are you...... You...... You're going to wipe your ass with this notebook? ”

Old Tang Nacheng thought that the chief would be angry, and he was aggrieved at the moment: "Yes...... That's it! ”

"Do you know what's here? Jet aero engines, the top industrial products, you can pour it, take it to wipe your ass, is your ass expensive to the sky? ”

The more the head of the general logistics department said, the more angry he became, if the old Tang said that those diaries were toilet paper, although the head of the general logistics department felt that it was a violent thing, but it was still a lot of level away from the fire, after all, the books that the old Tang took out were very intact, but this time it was different, under the huge title page of "A Brief Introduction to Jet Engines", there was only a thin half of a booklet, and as for the rest, it was obviously thrown all the way from Siberia to Moscow by the rammed goods in front of him.

Seeing this, the head of the General Logistics Department was simply angry, you must know that this kind of high-precision jet engine technology is the most urgent thing in China's aviation industry, but now......

The more he thought about it, the more angry he became, and he couldn't wait to go up directly and strangle Lao Tang, but at this time, Lao Tang was really about to cry, who he recruited to provoke whom, isn't it just basically tattered toilet paper, he can suffer such a big crime, besides, he doesn't use it alone, those German prisoners of war and Chinese technicians who came to study are using it, why are he so unlucky?

The more Old Tang thought about it, the more he held his breath, and finally simply stiffened his neck and said, "Chief, I can't accept your criticism!" ”

When the head of the General Logistics heard this, his face was even more gloomy and terrifying: "Why? ”

"Because...... Because ......" Old Tang hesitated, gritted his teeth and said: "Because Comrade Bai Yi said, these things are the same as life style problems, and they can't be touched, otherwise they don't even know how they are finished, it's nothing to wipe your buttocks, if you are serious, you will lose!" ”

Hearing this, the head of the general rear was stunned for a moment, and immediately realized something, but he really didn't dare to imagine that all this was true......