Chapter 50: Toast and Don't Eat and Drink!
"The general's insights are really incisive, and I really admire them." Pan Long patted Zhang Xiu's ass at the right time, this is really not his style, but there is no way, for the sake of the overall situation, he can only do it with a clear conscience.
People who can talk can always bring laughter to people, Zhang Xiu suddenly smiled, and said to Pan Long: "Haha, Dingtian, you and I are like each other at first sight, don't leave today, let's drink three hundred cups!" β
Pan Long heard this, Fang knew that the wisdom of the ancients was not comparable to modern people at all, and the adaptability was beyond imagination, just when it came to business, Zhang Xiu came to drink, and smoothly transferred the topic, but Pan Long was not a vegetarian, and his head was very sober, so he pulled the topic back like Tai Chi, and said: "General Zhang, we can drink at any time, and it is the same wherever you drink, if the general agrees to be a guest in Xuchang, it is better to open the city gate now and let the soldiers of the imperial court enter the city, right?" After all, outside in the wilderness, the brothers are still drinking porridge and eating dry food. β
"Thisγγγγγγ Haha, this is easy to say, as long as General Pan can get drunk with any of Hu Che'er today, he will open the city gate tomorrow and never break his promise! β
Zhang Xiu said very seriously, the words were like nails, very convincing, and ordinary people would definitely believe him.
Pan Long grinned, people's hearts are sinister, he has seen a lot, people who break their promises and get fat, he has also seen a lot, which dynasty has this kind of shameless people, modern times are not less than ancient times, but now Pan Long is in other people's territory, and only according to the meaning of others, if you talk about drinking, who can compare to Xiliang soldiers?
Xiliang Bing drinks like drinking water, a few catties down is like not drinking, at this time, Pan Long can only bite the bullet and go up, if it is a man, he should be strong, if he really can't do it, he will pretend to be drunk, and the one who drinks to death is the second goods, so he doesn't do that kind of thing, so he said: "A word is a certainty, although the amount of alcohol is not very good, it is still no problem to drink a dozen jars!" β
Bragging is shameless, Pan Long can definitely be counted as one.
When Zhang Xiu heard this, her eyes rolled like a marquee, and she thought: Ten altars, cows can't drink so much, this can't be true, right?
The wine and food were prepared quickly, Pan Long tasted a bite of the dish, and felt that there was no comparison with Xuchang's dishes at all, and the cook was not at the same level at all.
The wine is pretty much the same.
Hu Che'er heard that he wanted to compare wine, so he cleared his stomach empty, and he was all on the big and small trumpets, and he couldn't compare to Pan Long in martial arts, and vowed to put him down with wine.
Hu Che'er's belly is round like a wine jar, which he has practiced by drinking since he was a child, he has a natural advantage, at most he has drunk a whole jar of wine, dozens of bowls, no matter where he is, he has never lost in drinking.
The reason why Zhang Xiu dared to bring up the wine comparison was because he had the killer feature of Hu Che'er.
Pan Long is different, in the 21st century, under normal circumstances, he does not stick to alcohol, two bottles of beer are guaranteed to fall to the ground, this time it is better than drinking, he is about to capsize in the gutter, but he still boasts that he can drink more than ten jars, which forces him to pretend to be a little big.
As night fell, some important people were invited to the banquet, and after exchanging names, they sat down.
Pan Long defeated Hu Che'er, and he should extend his highest condolences, so he poured himself a glass of wine, raised it, and said to Hu Che'er: "General Hu, come, I apologize to you for the day's events, do it, let's laugh and take revenge!" β
"Laughing and smiling? How can there be such a cheap thing in the world? If I don't put you down today, I won't be surnamed Hu! Thinking of this, Hu Che'er gritted his teeth and rubbed his nose with his index finger, he obviously felt that Pan Long's words were the words of pity for the weak from the strong, with a black face, he squinted at Pan Long and said, "Hmph! Enmity is not so easy to eliminate, if you can drink too much, not only will you ignore the past suspicions, but also call you grandpa! β
When Pan Long heard this, he felt that Hu Che'er was playing a little big, changing his grandfather was a great disrespect to his ancestors, and if Pan Long suddenly accepted such a big grandson, he would be several generations old all of a sudden, and he was reluctant to do it, he only felt that the gap between the generals of Wancheng and the generals of Xuchang was not a little bit, and if Xu Chu was beaten like that, he should have suffered a dumb loss, and now he is still walking around with a crutch, not to mention how honest he is.
Hu Che'er remembered the grudge.
"Brother nonsense, I really don't dare to promise you this, in case you can't drink it, wouldn't it be embarrassing? In this way, if Brother Tai loses, he will be called the next big brother, and you can't do anything to take advantage of you. β
Pan Long hasn't drunk it yet, but he has said a lot of nonsense, if you want to brag, who wouldn't?
"Humph! You're beautiful! According to what I said, if you lose, you will be called grandpa, if you lose, you will also be called grandpa in the next voice, if you admit it, you can call it in the next grandpa now! β
Hu Che'er raised his voice an octave, and when he finished speaking, the room was still buzzing.
Zhang Xiu sat behind the handsome case and watched quietly, and did not make a statement, obviously he wanted Hu Che'er to pull back a game, the wool still grows on the sheep, if Hu Che'er wins, his face will also be bright.
Pan Long has fallen into a dilemma, if he wins Hu Che'er again, it is obviously an embroidered face, if he doesn't win, he will be Hu Che'er's grandson, he suddenly feels that this is the most difficult place to be a man, as if he will encounter a lot of such decisions in his life, either suffer himself, or suffer others, but no matter what, he must choose the same to continue to live, so most people will still choose to suffer others to be happy, only a few people will cut themselves with a knife, and would rather suffer themselves than see others sad.
Pan Long was obviously not the latter, he asked himself if he hadn't reached that realm, so he continued to choose to slap Zhang Xiu's face, but decided to make up for it in other things.
Pan Long touched his belly and felt that his stomach was much empty, at least it could hold a vat of wine, thanks to the super DNA in his body, of course.
"Good! Drink and drink, there is a kind of person who is always toasting and does not eat and drink! Pan Long was also angry, and seeing that Zhang Xiu let Hu Che'er mess around, he decided to give these people some more color.
When Hu Che'er saw that Pan Long was still holding a cup in his hand, he immediately said, "Smack!" He slapped it on the table and shouted, "The cup is too small!" Serve the bowl! β
"Yo he!" Pan Long exclaimed, thinking that this kid is really energetic? If I don't give you some color to look at, you won't know that you have super DNA!
So Pan Long also "snap!" He slapped it on the table and said to the servant who was about to get the bowl: "No need to take the bowl!" The bowl is used by girls, and if it is a man, he will use the jar directly! Come! β
Pan Long said that he raised the wine jar with one hand full of enthusiasm, this is the iron man!