The first time to set foot in the rivers and lakes Chapter 33 The ancient road of Changting pretended to be stupid
Zhang Wudou, as a small bandit on the Yan border, has several brothers who eat and drink together, and they are not very close, but they do not seem to be so outward. Funny to say, these brothers under his command are just lazy and lazy skins, and they are not very burly, relying on a few half-finished broadswords stolen or stolen from some blacksmith shop, and they are powerful in this area. They didn't attack the relatives and friends of the nearby villagers, firstly, because the folk customs were not prosperous, and secondly, everyone was such a well-known figure, and no one could stand the gossip of the seven aunts and eight aunts. Zhang Wudou always wants to do a big career, he is very different from those splashes, in his own words, he is always ready for his upcoming good life. Even today, he has never married a wife, and he is often ridiculed. Nor did he waver.
Under the desolate pavilion, Zhang Wudou sat alone on the broken bench fiddling with a big knife, slashing left and right from time to time, and there were still a few broken thoughts in his mouth, and no one heard clearly. A few splashy brothers next to them sat together and swaggered in the dragon gate array, how wonderful the figure of the widow Zhang in the front village and the lady Li in the back village was, if it was accompanied by a pot or two of tea and some food, it would be more enjoyable. Zhang Wudou never interjected, he would not look down on these brothers, but he would not look down on half a point. Let them be brave and ruthless, and they may be very capable, and they can be called good players. If I really expect them to kill people and sell goods, they may not dare to do it.
On the ancient road, a young man of eighteen or nineteen years old rode a horse, the horse was not a good horse, like a bad horse in the village, and it was unbearable to work hard. And this young man himself is not a wealthy son, the tall horse is naturally not his standard, and his clothes are particularly nondescript, a dark purple shirt that ordinary people disdain and will not use, this color, needless to say, the average rich son will not be favored, even if it is a rich old lady is rarely used, what makes people feel even more nondescript is that his long hair is scattered, unkempt, but more like a beggar. His figure was not broad, and he was still shivering in the spring breeze, and his slightly larger clothes made him even thinner and weaker.
Zhang Wudou's eyes lit up, his whistle sounded softly, and the few brothers who were still talking a second quickly stopped their voices, gathered together, took the guy who was eating, and gathered in front of the inferior horse, the weapons in their hands were not shining much, and there was a trace of rust visible to the naked eye. The unbridled smirk on the corners of their mouths also seemed to foreshadow the tragic end of today's young man.
"Alas, boy, we are good men in the green forest, just for money, not for life. You kid is also lucky today, run into us, hand over your valuable things, and then get off the horse and get out!" This good man deliberately showed his chest and back, but he did not show fierceness, but looked particularly awkward. However, he was extremely satisfied with his rhetoric, and it was not in vain that he rehearsed it several times in private yesterday. Except for scaring the bastard boy in his family into crying, and being chased and scolded by his daughter-in-law with a mallet on the street, which made the neighbors laugh, the other results were excellent.
What's the matter, yesterday our kid was scared to cry and peed his pants, isn't this fool scared stupid today?
The down-and-out young master on the inferior horse quickly verified his conjecture. His mouth watered, his legs trembled, and his speech was even more difficult. It's like a complete fool.
"Big brother, you ..... You want money, but Xiaolai has no money in his hand, sister...... Sister ......"
Another big man next to him pulled the down-and-out young man off the horse, like the rice that he uprooted in the field on weekdays. The strange thing is that the boy did not fall to the ground, but fell to the ground quite lightly.
"Fun...... Fun, big brother, again, again. No one paid attention to the stupid behavior of this down-and-out young master, and after snatching the bag familiarly, they searched for it, and finally found that there was nothing else except two purple robes.
Zhang Wudou stepped forward and briefly listened to the brothers' stories, which also made them embarrassed.
"Then who are you going to go to on horseback?" Zhang Wudou keenly noticed something unusual.
Sure enough, the boy's answer did not disappoint them, and they were shocked. "Go and find it, sister, sister has a lot of money in her hand. ”
"Your sister, your sister is the same as you?" Zhang Wudou asked.
"The same?" The purple-clothed young man clapped his palms, jumped, and cheered: "It's the same, we're all the same, and my sister also likes to drool." My sister is also playing outside, just the two of us. ”
"And where's your sister?" the crowd was even more excited when they heard this.
"It's not far away, it's ...... It's right in front. We've made an appointment to go there together. ”
"Then you, can you take us with you?" said one of the big men with a flattering smile.
"My sister said that you can't take bad people with you. However, the big brothers are so fierce. The purple-clothed young man lowered his head and said pitifully.
Several big men hurriedly put away their blades and squeezed out flattering smiles. Some people don't forget to play tricks of teasing children at home, intending to make this little boy happy.
"It's fun, it's fun, it's fun, the big brothers are so fun, then I'll take you to play. The boy was surrounded by several big men and teased for a long time. Some really had nothing to do, so they learned to bark and act, which made the young man clap his palms happily and laugh loudly.
When a group of big men heard this, they seemed to hear the sound of silver falling to the ground, and smelled the fragrance of good wine and meat tonight, and everyone only felt that this young man was a fortune boy sent by God, and they didn't notice the young man's cunning eyes, like a fox's aura.
In this way, a stupid young master in purple is still swaying and riding the thin horse that is about to die, the difference is that the package behind him just now is carried by someone on his back. Those big men with weapons in their hands became his guards and bodyguards, but they didn't know whether the road ahead was a happy paradise or a miserable hell.
Sure enough, after a few miles, the group saw a girl dressed in extraordinary clothes and another boy standing like a pine in the distance.
The girl glanced at the people in the distance, and said with a smile: "Look at my brother, even if the journey is lonely, he can find fun for him." It's just that there is no one doing it all day. Alas, later, I don't know what tricks he is going to play with us again. ”
The young man next to him followed his gaze, and the young man on the horse seemed to be very weak. He was quite puzzled: "This is the future son-in-law?"
"It looks like the show is about to start, and these little bandits are too blind. Look how I tease them. ”
The girl seemed to have forgotten that the young man in purple never played cards according to the routine, so, to her surprise, before the passers-by arrived, the young man on horseback drooped his mouth, letting the saliva flow, he pointed straight at the girl, and said loudly: "Sister, I want to drink Lele." ”
Hahaha. Several big men around erupted in a tidal wave of laughter, which was a small meat joke.
Originally, she was quite interested in watching this little young master's nonsense woman's face was red and white at this time, she could no longer care about the demeanor of the noble lady, one hand crossed her waist, the other hand held a horsewhip, pointed to the dissolute young man on horseback and scolded: "You little bastard, as soon as you come back from death, you will find Miss Ben unhappy." She originally intended to stage a crying drama between sister and brother or brother and sister, so she didn't wear her usual strong clothes today, but chose pink clothes. It's just that it backfired, this young man in purple was ruined by her after only a second of meeting, and she was annoyed at this time, how could she forget this kid's ability to be angry and not pay for his life. So, like a powder box, she was successfully ignited by the purple-clothed young man, and then exploded.
No one noticed the forced smile of the young man behind the woman, and the prayer on the hand of the bearer.
"This girl, your brother was lost in the suburbs, and now we send him back safely, I wonder what the girl says about the hard work of our brothers?" Zhang Wudou did not have any stage fright when he spoke, and the smile on his face was not sinister.
"You can dispose of this person at your disposal. Miss Ben will only be responsible for paying for the collection of the corpse at that time. The woman said unconcernedly.
"My sister is so fierce, I don't drink Lele anymore, I want to sleep with my sister in my arms. The young man in purple on the side did not forget to add oil and vinegar, wanting to make this bomb more powerful. It's a pity that after some efforts, the woman restrained.
Zhang Wudou still smiled and said: "We have always just made money and made some coolie money. As for killing people and the like, our brothers have never done it, and I hope the young lady will forgive me. ”
If it weren't for Zhang Wudou's eyes, he could vaguely see the gold thread on the collar of this woman's clothes, and faintly feel the unsimple aura of the man behind her. This aura, he had only seen from his own father. You know, don't forget, his father was a serious head catcher back then, and he had a few bandit lives in his hands. Therefore, his vision is much higher than that of those behind him. The brothers behind him saw that he was a little humble, and they didn't choose to ask more questions, who had never been brainy. If it was just for some money, he would send his life here in a daze, which was very different from Zhang Wudou's idea. Therefore, he would rather be cautious and cautious, if it really doesn't work, he will take it as a good thing and return this boy to them.
"We don't want more, this son's identity is delicate, if we shout low, we will lose our identity, and if the price is too high, it will be slanderous. We want ten taels, ten taels. A splash behind Zhang Wudou said loudly.
"The words are still those few words, and I will leave them here. If you don't have the guts to kill him, I might as well give you a plan. Strip him naked, and I will give you ten taels of gold. If you are more ferocious, you can hang him from a tree and beat him, and Miss Ben will double it for you. ”
Obediently, from ten taels of silver to ten taels of gold, it seems that this fool is really a rich kid. Twenty taels of gold, I'm afraid this is enough for these ploppy men to have the selfish intention of monopolizing. If it weren't for the fact that none of these people were so superior in force and had reached a delicate balance, otherwise they would inevitably not fight each other. Twenty taels of gold is enough for a person's life's expenses, including buying a house in the countryside, buying a few maids, and several acres of fertile land, so as to live a nourishing life. Even if these twenty taels of gold are divided, one person can also divide two or three taels of gold, which is enough to live happily for a while. They don't mind if they can earn more. So several big men glanced at each other, nodded, rolled up their sleeves one after another, and prepared to make a move, drawing their knives, no, pulling out their sleeves and Huo Huo to the white sheep.
"Daddy loves me the most. You want to strip off my clothes, I don't, I don't accept it, I want to strip off your clothes!" The young man in purple was so anxious that he was about to cry, he stretched out his hands, counted them on his fingers and said, "One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten." One hundred taels, I will give you a hundred taels of gold, and strip you naked. ”