You are only allowed to doubt me, and I am not allowed to doubt you, this is too domineering.

Han Yi was forced to sign this humiliating treaty under Xiao Wuyi's obscenity, oh, that is, the friction of the twin peaks.

Seeing that he was still reluctant, Xiao Wuyi curled the corners of his mouth slightly, and said: "Don't be wronged, I, Xiao Wuyi, act above board, and I can't say anything to others, I will tell you anything you want to know." ”

Really? Han Yi said tentatively: "I heard that there is a woman in Chang'an who destroyed twelve family affairs in a row within three years and was admired by tens of thousands of people, isn't you?" ”

"Knowingly asked."

Xiao Wuyi gave him a charming white eye, and said angrily: "What thousands of people admire, I don't have such a thick skin, this is not a good thing." ”

Han Yi hurriedly said: "It's a good thing for me, if you get married early, then I won't die alone." ”

Xiao Wuyi said: "With your temperament, if you want to be lonely and grow old, it is difficult to go to the sky, aren't you a friend of women." ”

Han Yi's old face turned red rarely, and he said: "That's just to promote the sale, but it's not true, you know, I'm actually quite shy." With that, he hurriedly changed the subject and said, "Then how did you do it?" Could it be that my father-in-law allowed you to mess around like this? ”

"Husband?"

Xiao Wuyi was stunned for a moment, then reacted, and said with a red face: "What old man, my father hasn't recognized you as a son-in-law yet, don't talk nonsense." ”

What does Lao Tzu do? It's not a matter of minutes to fool the master, and it's not a matter of minutes to fool an old man. Han Yi smiled: "Sooner or later, you just wait for me to go to your house for the night." ”

"Nonsense!"

Xiao Wuyi's fist lightly hit Han Yi's chest, and said, "Although my father is easy-going, he is not easy to fool, don't mess around, if you are angry with my father." I can't spare you. ”

"How can you be angry with his old man, I'll go to your house another day to see if I don't stun your father, no, I mean slap him out of the ass." Han Yi said with a smile.

"Sycophants? That's the villain's words. Xiao Wuyi snorted.

Han Yi corrected: "Slapping the old man's sycophants, that's a matter of course." If you don't shoot, can this family be harmonious? ”

"I actually said some crooked reasoning."

Xiao Wuyi is angry and funny, but his words have some truth in partiality.

"I'll talk about that later, but let's talk about how you ruined these marriages." Han Yi said curiously, because the fate of his parents is very big these days, no one can refuse, but Xiao Wuyi can destroy twelve family affairs in a row, this is simply a miracle.

Xiao Wuyi said with a smile: "This is thanks to Cui Jiyi." ”

"Thank you? Thank him for what? Han Yi was stunned.

Xiao Wuyi smiled: "Actually, at the beginning. That is, when I was sixteen years old, it was the Cui family who first proposed to my family, hoping that my father could marry me to Cui Jijian. ”

"What?"

Han Yi's eyes were drummed, this Nima is a natural enemy. Although Xiao Wuyi was already his wife, he still felt very unhappy when he heard this.

"Listen to me first."

"Then you say."

Xiao Wuyi said again: "Actually, I didn't know about this in advance, it was Cui Jijian who knew about it first, and he made a big fuss." Do not hesitate to force each other to death. Then I also found out, and I was also messing with my father at home. These two families did not agree, and the marriage could not be discussed, so it ended without a problem. At that time, I was thinking, this is a good way, the marriage of our big family is handled by our parents. If only one party refuses, then the elders of this party will never agree, because this will make the other party lose face and hurt the feelings of the two families, but if both parties refuse. Things are much easier to talk about. ”

Forced to die? Wow, if Cui Jijian is wise, then I won't have fallen into the fire pit. Han Yi only felt a cool breeze behind him.

Xiao Wuyi didn't seem to realize that he was discrediting himself, and continued, "After that, the Pei family proposed to my family again, hoping that my father would marry me to Pei Qingfeng, so I found Pei Qingfeng and asked him to learn from Cui Ji and refuse this marriage, but that guy refused to agree, it was really shameless, as the saying goes, salute first and then soldier, I have given him a chance, but he doesn't cherish it, so it's no wonder I." ”

Speaking of the back, there was a grim smile on the corner of her mouth.

Salute before soldiers? Han Yi took a small breath of cold air and said, "What kind of posterior art of war?" ”

"Still."

Xiao Wuyi said, suddenly embarrassed, and said, "I was a little naughty when I was a child. ”

And get vaccinated with me, what did you do? Han Yi thought in his heart, how good will you be when you grow up, but he said: "Whose children are not naughty, this is nature, absolutely no wonder you." ”

Xiao Wuyi's little chicken nodded straight and said, "You are right. ”

Actually, I don't want to say that, but I don't want to be kicked out by you. Han Yi wanted to tell her the truth.

I heard Xiao Wuyi say again: "I know that Pei Qingfeng loves cleanliness the most, so I quietly united with Xiaohu and them, and when he went home alone, I covered him with a dung bucket, and then taught him a little lesson, and told him, don't be delusional, if he dares to marry me, I will cover him with a dung bucket every day." ”

Damn! Is this a woman? Han Yi said in a cold sweat: "Well, it's a little naughty." But I don't think the Pei family will just forget it. ”

Xiao Wuyi said: "Of course not, the people of the Pei family came to the door that day, but Pei Qingfeng didn't see me at the time, and I said it with my throat at the top, so he didn't have evidence to say that I did it, and I refused to admit it." Moreover, my Xiao family is not easy to mess with, what can they do, they don't even dare to spread it, so where does Pei Qingfeng dare to marry me, and this marriage will end without a problem. After that, I concocted the same method, anyway, whoever dares to go to my house to propose marriage, I will go to the other party's house to find that person to come out and talk, if the talk fails, I will use force to solve it.

Among them is also the youngest son of the eldest grandson thief, when the eldest grandson thief wanted to win over our Xiao family, so he proposed to my family for his youngest son, and as a result, I hung his son on a tree and blew the cold wind in the middle of the night, and after the guy went back, he cried for half the night, and refused to marry me. The eldest grandson and the old thief also hated me because of this, so he wanted to draw me closer to Uncle Fang's case, but fortunately, the eldest grandson and the fat man reported to me. I just ran away. ”

Han Yi can probably guess the process, to put it simply, it is deterrence by force, who dares to marry, he is beaten at home every day, and he can't help but think of his situation in the future. For a while, he plucked the cold drops in his heart, and said: "You are such a troublemaker, they are just willing to give up?" ”

Xiao Wuyi smiled and said: "Of course I can't do it alone, but I have seven little ghosts to help on the side, our eight families are united, what if the other party is not good, and they are all men, and they can't be beaten by a woman of mine, if this matter spreads." It's a shame for them, so they can only give up, and since then, no one dares to come to my house to propose marriage. ”

"High! This trick is really high! ”

Han Yi gave a thumbs up, and his back was already soaked with you, no wonder these children of the scholar clan were reluctant to mention Xiao Wuyi, they dared to be afraid of losing face, and said curiously: "But why don't you want to marry?" ”

Xiao Wuyi said: "Because I don't like this kind of parental life the most." Coupled with the matter of Sister Cui, I hate it even more. I originally planned not to marry for the rest of my life, but I met you. In fact, this is one of the reasons why I agreed to marry you in the first place, everyone wants me to marry a noble child, and I just want to marry a farmer. ”

It seems that it is all the fault of the rebellious period, very good, very good. Let me pick up a bargain, haha! Han Yi suddenly felt refreshed in his heart again, the person you can't marry, buddy has married. said: "By the way, why are they afraid of you?" ”

Xiao Wuyi grinned. "Isn't it interesting that the seven of them are interesting?" ”

Han Yi shook his head and said, "I don't know about this, but the seven of them have quite special personalities." ”

Xiao Wuyi nodded and said, "Actually, when they were seven years old, they were not people who kept to themselves, and they were sensible earlier than ordinary children of the same age, and when they were very young, they began to be deeply dissatisfied with some of their family's practices, so that they couldn't play with other children in the family. I didn't know them at first, only Wuyue always followed me, hehe, have you seen my family Wuyue? ”

Han Yi nodded and said, "I've met once." ”

"Isn't it pretty?"

"Yes."

"When I was a child, I would always dress her in women's clothes and take him out, and none of my friends knew he was a boy and always liked to hold him." Xiao Wuyi chuckled, it was really choppy, and the flowers and branches trembled.

What a shadow this has to leave on Dugu Wuyue. Han Yi forcibly stabilized his mind, otherwise he would really squirt nosebleeds, and said, "Dugu Wuyue is at your mercy like this?" ”

Xiao Wuyi said: "I am his sister, of course he has to listen to me, and his name is also given by me." ”

"Huh?"

"Wuyue was born when the moon was bright, so Uncle Dugu originally wanted to name him Dugu Lanyue, I happened to be there at the time, and I was only five or six years old, so I said that my name is Xiao Wuyi, he is my younger brother, and he should be called Wuyue. I was ignorant, I said this casually, and I was scolded by my father, who knew that Uncle Dugu really named Wuyue, and then Wuyue always followed me, and I also knew Cui Ji and them because of him. ”

Speaking of this, Xiao Wuyi's face was a little gloomy, and said: "I have often followed my Uncle Wu Wang to play around since I was a child, Cui Jijian They have been called geniuses since they were children, so they are very different from their peers, but they talk to some older people, and my uncle has a hearty personality, both civil and military, and eclectic, and has a high reputation, so they also want to play with my uncle, and then they follow me because of this, I introduced them to my uncle, oh, which also includes His Majesty today, At that time, he often joined us in archery, bowing, and hunting.

At first, they asked me for help, so they obeyed me, but when they grew up a little bit, they didn't want to listen to my orders, and tried to be on an equal footing with me. So we decided to give it a try, and if I lost, they would be my equal, and I wouldn't dictate to them anymore, but if I won, then they would have to be my servants for ten years. ”

Such an unfair competition, they also bet, this brain is broken. Han Yi said: "How old were they at that time? ”

"Twelve three four."

"Understood."

Han Yi nodded, it was obvious that he was bullying people at a young age, but thinking about it, Cui Jijian and Zheng Shanxing were not much younger than Xiao Wuyi, maybe Cui Jijian was just a month behind her, and she still couldn't figure out what those seven guys were thinking. As everyone knows, Cui Jijian is such an arrogant person. With seven against one, and the other party is still a woman, this is very unfair, so they feel that the bet is unfair, and that is also right, of course. They didn't even think they would lose. Laughing: "Needless to say, you must have won." ”

Xiao Wuyi smiled proudly: "Don't you need to say this?" We had a total of five competitions, piano, chess, painting, archery, and martial arts, and the seven of them dealt with me alone, or my Uncle Wu Wang's witness, but they still lost to me 2-3, so we signed a master-servant contract, but the seven of them were quite trustworthy, in order to help me destroy those family affairs. I didn't get beaten less, but the second time I obediently listened to my orders. ”

Speaking of this, Xiao Wuyi sighed slightly, and said depressedly: "It's a pity that the contract has expired now, and if you want to order them, it takes a lot of brains, it's really troublesome, I knew that I would have written it for twenty years." ”

Han Yi listened to it amazingly. The ability of the seven sons of Chang'an, he has also seen it. There is no reason why seven fight one, and you can't win, this mother-in-law is too powerful, and said, "Really fake?" You're not going to be playing with anything, are you? ”

Xiao Wuyi's weak eyes glanced left and right a few times, and then said, "Of course not, I defeated them in a dignified manner." The last one was a duel between me and Xiaohu, and he was two heads taller than me at the time, and it was all a one-punch and one-kick victory. ”

"Are you sure you didn't throw flour?"

Han Yi was slightly startled.

"I learned it all from you." Xiao Wuyi's eyes widened.

Han Yi hurriedly said: "I also learned from Chen Shuozhen. ”

Xiao Wuyi pursed his lips and said, "Do you know who my godfather is?" ”

Han Yi said: "I heard this, it's Li Jing, the Duke of Weiguo." ”

Xiao Wuyi said: "Not bad. In fact, my grandfather and my grandfather have always been incompatible, my grandfather often impeached my grandfather, and my grandfather has always given in, which made my grandfather have a headache, it happened that I was born at the time, so my grandfather asked me to be my grandfather's granddaughter, I want to resolve this grievance, although it is useless, but my grandfather is really good to me, he knows that there is no shortage of people in my Xiao family who are full of poetry and books, so he taught me martial arts and the art of war, so I have been practicing martial arts since I was a child, and Xiaohu was not my opponent at that time, With just brute force, I defeated him in three moves, but now I can't tell. ”

I really don't know if Li Jing would die if she knew that she was learning martial arts to do this.

Han Yi nodded and said, "No wonder the seven of them are deeply ashamed of the title of the seventh son of Chang'an, it turns out that this is the case." ”

"What seven sons, they are clearly the seven little ghosts, and I can't be blamed for this, they first scolded me behind my back, and then they became my servants, so I called them the seven little ghosts." Xiao Wuyi snorted, and said: "Don't listen to their nonsense, that's because they are ungrateful, I don't know what to do, in fact, I am also very good to them, I taught the art of war I learned to Wuyue and Xiaohu, and helped Sister Cui and Second Brother Wan, and also, when the teacher and the family fell out, I also went to the Lu family to help him, but I was locked up by my father for a month, and the eldest grandson Fatty, he was often bullied before, and I helped him teach those guys a good lesson." ”

Han Yi was surprised: "Eldest Sun Yan will also be bullied? ”

"You didn't expect that." Xiao Wuyi said with a smile: "Actually, the eldest grandson fat man has been quite inferior since he was a child, and he doesn't like to talk, and it is the same now." This is all because he likes to read very much since he was a child and admires the culture of the Shi clan very much, so he wants to make friends with the children of the Shi clan and borrow books from them to read, but the children of the Shi clan look down on him, plus the eldest grandson and old thief often suppress these Shi clans, and they are even more cynical to him and often ridicule him.

One day it happened that I and Cui Xiaogui and they met, although I saw that the eldest grandson was dissatisfied with the old thief, but I liked to fight even more, so I helped out, and educated those people well, since then Changsun Yan has become friends with us, Cui Xiaogui They often steal books from home to the eldest grandson fat man to read. But the eldest grandson fat man is different from his grandfather, this fat man is very righteous with his friends, and he will never betray his friends, I want to fix his little uncle's affairs, he knew in advance, but he didn't say it, and, if he hadn't told me at the beginning, his grandfather wanted to take revenge on me, I might not have been able to escape. ”

Han Yi nodded thoughtfully, he once thought that the eldest grandson Yan was pretending to be profound, which was caused by low self-esteem when he was a child.

Xiao Wuyi suddenly glanced at Han Yi, and said, "Han Yi, I think the seven of them are the only friends you are worthy of making at present." ”

PS: It's the last day of the end of the month, and I'm crying for a monthly pass!!! (To be continued.) )