The emperor sneered: "Don't bargain with me!" I haven't scolded you yet! It's nonsense! I heard that Feng Qiudao was also present at that time, right? Hum! As soon as I became a general, I didn't know how thick the sky was. You beat Pan Shangshu's son so badly, thinking that after a few days of thinking behind closed doors, you would be punished for a few more years? Will Pan Shangshu be willing? What is the difference between this and not punishing him? You two are my children, Pan Shangshu doesn't dare to do anything to you, but Fang Zheng really offended Pan Shangshu to death, will he let Fang Zheng go? I can only let Fang Zheng squat in the prison to ease Pan Shangshu's revenge a little, understand? ”

The fat man smiled wryly with Changping, and obediently stopped talking.

The emperor turned his head to look at Fang Zheng, and said in a tone of hatred that iron is not steel: "You, you!" How many times have I told you? You have to endure everything, you have to know how to give in and compromise, do you have to tell you again? If it weren't for my Princess Changping...... Hum! You're killed, and I won't look at you more. ”

Now it seems that the prison is a foregone conclusion, alas, I still cross people! What kind of time-traveler is as disgraced as I am? One or two wives, a lot of troubles, many disasters and hardships and incomparably traversal life.

Changping glanced at Fang Zheng with pity, then stared at the emperor and said, "That'...... So how long will he stay in prison? ”

The emperor said coldly: "Let's stay first, when the voice of the ministers is quiet, he will come out again." ”

Changping said angrily: "Who dares to talk about it, old ...... Well, I'll punish them for the Nine Clans! Kill them in the house! ”

Fang Zheng was so grateful that he almost didn't cry, or Changping was good to me, this wife will marry home in the future, she is definitely a good wife with her elbow turned in, who will dare to call the young master and me in the future, and directly call the princess's wife to kill him, and don't break the law, isn't this more effective than the gold medal for avoiding death?

The emperor glared at Changping: "Don't mess around!" You also give me some time these days! No disease, look at your imperial sister, she is not allowed to run around, I punish you for thinking about it behind closed doors at home, when Fang Zheng is released, you are allowed to go out. Did you hear that? ”

The fat man hurriedly said yes respectfully, and Changping pouted aggrievedly and didn't make a sound.

Fang Zheng looked at the emperor with the last glimmer of hope and said, "Your Majesty, Weichen knows that he is wrong, the emperor ...... Can you not put me in jail? Wechen is afraid of the dark ......"

The emperor shook his head: "When you hit someone, you should have thought about the consequences, this matter is not negotiable, Fang Zheng, I hope that after this incident, you can remember it for a long time, and your words and deeds can be more restrained, otherwise, I will look at Changping and the face of no disease, but I will not be able to protect you for the rest of your life, do you understand?" ”

Crying with a sad face, Fang Zheng begged bitterly: "Your Majesty, Wechen has a long memory, really, Wechen suddenly feels that his memory is very good, he can't forget it, don't believe me to recite "Song of Long Hatred" to you, oh, you don't know, right?" What about "Pipa Xing"? ……”

Looking at the emperor's determined expression, the corners of Fang Zheng's mouth froze: "Your Majesty ......"

Turned his head to look at Changping and the fat man, and saw that they were also looking at him with sympathy, Fang Zheng gritted his teeth, buddy is out today, this face is gone!

“…… Father-in-law! ”

"Poof", after the emperor and the fat man were stunned, they couldn't hold back anymore and laughed.

Changping blushed and shyly chirped: "you!" I haven't married you yet......"

The emperor laughed and said, "Your father-in-law shouted too early." ”

Fang Zheng smiled dryly: "Not early, not early, it's just the right time, Your Majesty, I'm your son-in-law,...... It's about to be your son-in-law, don't send your own son-in-law to prison, the righteous killing of relatives is not this method of extinguishing, we are a family, the family must be close, respect and love each other, share blessings, and have outsiders to sit ......"

The emperor waved his hand impatiently: "What a mess this is, I tell you, the matter of imprisonment is not negotiable, if you have any other requirements, I can try to meet you." ”

It's all in the cell, what more can you ask for? Fang Zheng sighed dejectedly, and said gloomily: "That Weichen wants to ...... Uh, it's okay to ask for anything? ”

The emperor smiled and said, "You tell me what you want first, I can consider it." ”

Fang Zheng pondered carefully for a while, and then he broke his fingers and counted carefully: "The bed in the cell should be changed, and the big one should be changed to a pineapple wood, preferably a carved one, otherwise I won't be able to sleep; Bed sheets and bedding are indispensable, and they need to be new; I like to wear pajamas when I sleep, fat man, you ask someone to go home and bring a letter, and ask Xiaolu to bring the pajamas I usually wear; There are also candles, prepare more candles, I'm afraid of the dark; Prepare more snacks, the more dried fruits and dried meat, the better; Fruits, carry two baskets of fruits, eat good for the skin; Daughter red to a few altars ......"

The three of them widened their eyes, watching Fang Zheng count all kinds of daily necessities in the same way, Young Master Fang is really not polite, the more he counts, the more he eats and wears, everything is extremely fine, it seems that he wants to invite Young Master Fang to prison, just moving these things must be a very huge project, I don't know how much manpower and material resources will be consumed.

The emperor couldn't help it when he heard it, and said in an unkind tone: "Do you want me to send two palace maids in to serve you again?" ”

Fang Zheng took a moment, thought about it or forget it, the palace maids in the palace may all have a leg with the emperor's old man, young master, I don't want him to use it. - I wonder if you can call Yanran in? Blessed to live in a world of two, Qingqing and me, sweet and sweet, no one wants to disturb, Yanran plays the piano for me, I sing for Yanran...... Cantonese songs?

Plus a long flat ...... Forget it, don't call it Changping, there may be an accident when the two women meet......

"Humph! You squatted in a cell, the score is bigger than me, the emperor, are you in prison or on vacation? The emperor said angrily.

Then don't let me go, are you happy to be Young Master Ben?

Fang Zheng muttered dissatisfiedly in his heart, and then said with a sad face: "Your Majesty, Weichen is making fun of suffering, man, you should be kind to yourself......"

Changping pulled the emperor's sleeve on the side and coquettishly said: "Father, you just promise him, it's not a big deal to bring something in, you can't bear to look at Mi'er...... Target...... Who's ...... Suffering in the prison? ”

The emperor sighed and laughed: "He is like squatting in a prison, obviously to enjoy happiness...... Well, for Mi'er's sake, I promised you all these things you said. ”

Fang Zheng said happily when he heard this: "Thank you to the emperor, long live my emperor......

"Okay, okay, less sycophants! I give you two hours, go home and prepare, and in two hours, I will send someone to send you to the prison, go ahead! The emperor waved his hand impatiently and twisted his head to the side, as if he didn't even bother to look at Fang Zheng.

Fang Zheng sighed and walked out of the imperial study with a sad face. The fat man and Changping followed and chased after him, and with guilty expressions, the fat man muttered, "Brother Fang...... I'm really sorry, I didn't expect to affect you......"

Changping's eyes were red, and there was a cry in his tone: "I knew that it would hurt you to go to prison, so I wouldn't beat him...... I don't know if you'll suffer if you go in......"

Fang Zheng said with a smile: "Knowing that I will endure hardships, you can find me a few more chicks who play the piano and sing songs, and come in to accompany me." ”

Changping saw that Fang Zheng was still laughing, and his worries were relieved for a while, and he scolded with a smile: "Phew! At this time, you still have the mind of a thief, you should really persuade your father to lock you up for a few more days! ”

The fat man said in a deep voice: "Brother Fang, we will go to see you, do you still need anything?" I'll do it for you. ”

Fang Zheng thought about it, it seemed that everything was needed, and there was almost no spiritual food. My buddy is a motivated person, how boring the days in prison are, how can I not read books?

So Fang Zheng said to the fat man: "Do you have a book to read?" Get me some books to read. ”

The fat man was in awe: "Brother Fang still insists on studying in prison, he is really a model for my generation!" You say, "If you want a book, I'll bring it to you." ”

Fang Zheng squinted his eyes and smiled: "Get me a copy of "Golden Vase Plum", it's enough to pass the time." In his previous life, Fang Zheng had read "Golden Vase Plum", but he never got tired of reading good books, so he planned to review the past and learn something new.

The fat man was stunned and said, ""Golden Vase Plum"? Is there a book? How come I've never heard of it? ”

Fang Zheng was also stunned and said: "I haven't heard of "Golden Vase Plum"? ”

Immediately, Fang Zheng said with a sad expression: "Sad! I have never heard of such a classic and good book, and you ancient people are simply too lonely and unheard......"

The fat man lowered his head in shame: "Brother Fang, I will work harder to enrich myself in the future." ”

Fang Zheng nodded with satisfaction: "Read more and read good books." Shame is almost brave, this is sent to the fat brother, and you are encouraged! - "*" is always there, right? Nor no? What about "The Secret History of Spring Boudoir"? What about "Lamp Grass Monk"? None of them? Depend on! I'm so disappointed in you ancients! Well, get a few copies* for me to read......"

The more Changping listened to the side, the more he felt that the books that Fang Zheng said were not a good way, and when he heard the last *, Changping finally knew what the nature of the books Fang Zheng said, and when he heard the words, he sneered: "Why don't you go to Qinhuai River and ask the two girls to go in to accompany you, isn't it more vivid than *?" ”

After speaking, Chang Ping pulled the fat man and left: "Brother, don't pay attention to him, let him get moldy and stinky in the prison!" ”

The fat man was pulled by Changping and staggered, and shouted back as he walked: "Hey, I'll send you * at night, it's very exciting......"

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The parade is good, I personally think that this year is more focused on mechanization, and the infantry phalanx is not so brilliant, a bit of a pity, hehe......

Ask for tickets.