Chapter 392: Are Your Villages All Perverted?
"Childe, now Mo Qian and they are all hiding in the mountains and forests, what if they don't come out?"
Standing at the foot of the mountain, a man on a horse said. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info Ling Zixu shook his head confidently and said: "Impossible, they didn't bring food with them when they fled, such a heavy snowy weather, it is very difficult for dozens of people to survive in the mountain, fortunately, this mountain is not very big, so we just need to guard the intersection of the mountain and not let them escape." ”
"Okay son."
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At the same time, Mo Qian and the others in the mountains were thinking about the same thing, "Childe, these guys outside have robbed us of our grain, so the grain storage is very rich, but our grain has been almost eaten, in this snowy mountain, we really can't survive them, what should we do?" ”
In one cave, the bonfire burned brightly, but the entrance to the cave was covered by many thick branches, and it was impossible to see it unless you walked in.
And on the bonfire, everyone ate only dry food that they carried with them, and they couldn't even find a single game in this cold and snowy land, but fortunately there was still some dry food left, and everyone was not yet to eat the bark of a tree.
"It stands to reason that it's best for us to break through at night now, their vigilance must not be so high, but we don't know anything about the surrounding terrain, even if we are lucky enough to break out, we don't know where to run, the danger will actually be higher, it is better to fight them tomorrow."
As he spoke, there was a loud rumble outside the entrance to the cave, as if something had fallen to the ground, and soon the sound disappeared again.
"What's that sound?" Mo Qian asked suspiciously.
Guan Dadao listened attentively, "These are estimated to be the sound of falling rocks, after all, the new snow is not strong now, so it is also very common, fortunately we are in the cave, these rocks fall from the mountain, can fall a long distance, in the village where I lived before, there have been cases of rocks falling and hurting people." ”
"Hey, don't say it, this mountain rock can be thrown out so far, if only we could also throw it out like a mountain rock, no matter what interception he has, throw it all away." Lu Tingtao said jokingly.
But what he said was ridiculed by others, "Your idea is really whimsical, how can we learn to roll down the rocks, your body is not steel and iron bones, if you fall, you will already become a puddle of flesh, besides, even if you break out of their encirclement by the mountain, your two legs are as fast as others' four legs?" ”
Everyone said that they were not very optimistic about this idea, and only regarded it as a joke.
However, Lu Tingtao's goods are also imaginative, and the cowhide is blown into the sky, "Who said no, what if the son came up with the idea of letting two legs run over four legs?" "You really think I'm omnipotent."
Mo Qian smiled, but in an instant, Mo Qian's eyes gathered in one place, and everyone was a little confused when they looked at Mo Qian, this was obviously a joke, why did the son take it seriously?
"Childe, this is all random nonsense from Tingtao, don't you take it to heart...... I don't want to be a meatloaf either......" Guan Dadao said with a bitter face, he was really afraid that Mo Qian would listen to Lu Tingtao's words, and call on everyone to gather at the top of the mountain, and then collectively come to the flat sand and fall to the ground first......
The wisdom of this life has been ruined!
However, Mo Qian did not respond to Guan Dadao's words, but sat next to the fire and muttered to himself, "The two-legged one runs over the four-legged one?" Who says that a two-legged one must be slower than a four-legged one? ”
"There it is!" Mo Qian slapped his thigh, startling many people who were staring at him.
"Childe, you don't have a demon, do you? Why was it shocked? ”
"Hmph, I figured it out, who said that a two-legged one must be slower than a one-legged one? I'm just going to run on two legs over four legs! ”
"Forehead......" Lu Tingtao scratched the back of his head, "Childe, I'll just say it casually, don't take it seriously, even if we have practiced martial arts, it is impossible for us to outrun their horse legs!" ”
"Yes, but what if our legs are shoeed?" Mo Qian looked solemnly at everyone present.
"Hmm...... No, Childe, are you making fun of us? ”
Guan Dadao nodded thoughtfully, and then added the second half of the sentence categorically, but weakly.
"Childe, don't sell it, hurry up, we're all dying!" Lu Tingtao said anxiously.
Mo Qian opened his eyes, and there was a little fire shining in his eyes, "It's true that ordinary shoes are not good, but what I want to make is not ordinary shoes, but something called skis." ”
Looking at the eager eyes of the people around him, Mo Qian continued, "Since the mountain rocks can be rolled down with the help of the terrain, then we can also use the terrain to break through the other party's encirclement, but just like we said just now, if we just roll down like this, it will only turn into a meatloaf in the end."
And the kind of skis I am talking about is made of pine as a raw material, about six feet long, five feet wide, the front is curved, the back end is sloped, and then fixed to the feet with a rope, so that the skis only need to hold a long pole and row the snow forward, so the plank can row several miles without difficulty by the snow force, faster than the birds! ”
Mo Qian finished speaking in one breath, looking at everyone with expectant eyes, and now he finally thought of a way to get out, but he found that everyone was looking at him with strange eyes, just like looking at monsters.
Mo Qian touched his nose and asked embarrassedly, "Did you not understand?" Then I'll repeat it, it's actually very simple......"
"It's not."
Everyone shook their heads in unison, and Lu Tingtao said in frustration: "We are just thinking, how can there be a perverted person like you?" Poetry and songs can do everything, and now you can even come up with this kind of escape thing, I doubt that you are sent by God to fight us. ”
"Uh...... Actually, these are not what I came up with, there is this kind of ...... in my hometown," Mo Qian explained, after all, he is stealing other people's intellectual achievements now, so it is better to keep a low profile.
Lu Tingtao pouted, "Come on, I haven't heard that our Daqi village is producing such a pervert, and according to what you said, it can still be mass-produced, right?" ”
"Okay, without further ado, let's hurry up and make things tonight, and then I'll teach you how to ski, and we'll catch them off guard tomorrow morning!" Mo Qian said, now is not the time for small talk.
"Good!" Everyone said in unison.