Chapter 29 [When the "Oscar Actor" Meets a Fat Rookie! 】
"Take medicine? Oops, you look at my memory, the most chilling, almost forgot, thank you for reminding me. ”
Xing Feng suddenly realized, patted his forehead, took out a box of pills from his jacket pocket, squeezed out two volleys, and threw them into his mouth accurately.
"Gollum~"
The Adam's apple moved up and down, the pills went down, Xing Feng showed a harmless smile of humans and animals, and said seductively: "I told you the secret, the most awesome wolf tooth special brigade in the military region, you know, in fact, I am the cattle of the wolf tooth special brigade, but it's amazing, how is it?" Fight the boss and count me as one? ”
"Cut, just you? Also the Wolf Tooth Special Brigade? ”
Ye Cunxin rolled his eyes, and looked Xing Feng up and down with contempt, "I think that with your five big and three rough appearances, you look like a cooking class." ”
"Yo, you little girl's eyesight is good, you can guess this, high, really high!"
Xing Feng pretended to be surprised, gave a thumbs up, and slapped it over, which made Ye Cun's heart feel comfortable and guarded against a big drop.
Seeing that the effect was good, the torture style "Oscar actor possessed", changed to an angry expression for a second, and pointed to Lei Zhan more than ten meters away.
"Do you see it, it's the officer with sunglasses, who is the captain of the training team all day long, showing off his martial arts and bullying me for cooking."
"Yesterday, because there was too little meat in the dish, he reprimanded me in front of everyone, I'm also a major, right, this makes my face so good, how can I swallow this breath, so, I have to get my face back today, otherwise, I can't mix it up as a logistics officer."
Ye Cunxin, who had a cold face and a warm heart, was already a woman with a strong sense of justice, and when she heard Xingfeng's accusation of "tears", she suddenly felt a wave of anger rushing to the top of her head.
"There are such unreasonable people in the army, it's just too much, with sunglasses and a black face, he is not a good person at first glance, he must teach a good lesson, this time you are the one."
"Hehe, it's fun, the little girl is just a fool."
Xing Feng smiled secretly, but with a grateful expression on his face, he grabbed her soft and boneless right hand, as if he had found an organization, and said in a loud voice: "Little girl, oh no, comrade private, thank you, you are such a good girl." ”
If they are replaced by other female soldiers, the 100% hiccups of the torture style, and this dazzling rank of major can make them restrain their hands and feet.
But Ye Cunxin is an exception, he used to be a recruit in the call class, so he dared to work with the battalion commander, and on the first day of the training team, he had a big brain, and he wanted to "snipe" the highest commander of the training team alone.
So, this set of fools, which was useless in others, was swallowed stupidly by Ye Cunxin.
The "Boss Duo" was successfully born, and the two who "shared the same hatred" immediately began their sneaky actions.
"You're too big, it's easy to be exposed when you go up, you look at the dot under the tree, I'll go up and hit him."
Ye Cunxin, who had high morale, gave an order to his newly acquired "little brother", turned around and prepared to climb the tree.
"Wait, don't worry!"
Hearing the words of Xing Feng in the back, his arm was pulled again, Ye Cunxin turned around and said in a suppressed voice: "Uncle, what are you going to do, if you don't act, that guy will leave." ”
looked at the quagmire outside, the female soldiers had already entered the push-up session, and were screaming again and again, Xing Feng trotted to the grass pile three meters away, took back a small bag, and handed it to Ye Cunxin.
"It's a jungle camouflage suit, you put her on."
"It's a lot of trouble to wear this, no need, I can hit that big black face, trust me."
Ye Cunxin didn't pick up the small bag in front of him, and pushed his left arm with his right hand that was pulled by Xingfeng, ready to act again.
Ye Cunxin, who has not undergone professional training, has no concept of camouflage assault at all, so naturally he does not take camouflage clothing seriously.
Xing Feng didn't let go, and said helplessly: "I said you girl, why are you so stupid?" This is the woods, and you don't become a live target when you climb into a tree in an out-of-place urban camouflage uniform? ”
Thinking about it with her mouth cocked, Ye Cunxin felt that it seemed to make sense, but her stubborn personality and unfamiliar camouflage clothes naturally did not give in so easily.
"You're a big man standing here, how do I change my clothes? Could it be that you are trying to take advantage of me? ”
Sharp teeth and sharp mouth, anti-defense is attack, this is also a big character of Ye Cunxin!
"What is this girl thinking, am I that kind of person?" The corners of Xingfeng's mouth twitched.
Playing verbal kung fu with a woman is definitely not fun, and the rest is only hands-on.
No longer rambling nonsense, Xing Feng tore open the small bag, took out a camouflage suit similar to a raincoat, and rolled his long arms back, and directly controlled her in his arms in Ye Cun's annoyed and ashamed demeanor, but he didn't dare to shout.
Whew......
After a burst of fabric friction sound, Ye Cunxin's whole person was wrapped in a brown and yellow jungle camouflage suit, and finally buttoned the big hood to his head.
Camouflage, perfect!
"That's it...... That's it? ”
Ye Cunxin, who thought that he would be undressed, looked left and right at the camouflage suit on his body, his eyes were full of confusion, and he didn't seem to have come back to his senses.
"No, what do you think? I really don't know what you're thinking about all day long, little girl. ”
Xing Feng looked at Ye Cunxin very "melancholy", and then gently pushed her back, "What's the matter, time is running out, hurry up." ”
Realizing that he had made some mistakes, Ye Cunxin was speechless, with apologies in his eyes, he nodded at Xingfeng and quietly walked towards the big tree two meters away.
Ye Cunxin began to act, and the torture wind did not fall, adjusting the angle of the fall of the soles of her feet, using the footwork of "concealment and stealth", and followed behind her.
Before Xingfeng approached Ye Cunxin, he used this kind of "hidden stealth", so he could appear behind her silently like a ghost.
The two came to the big tree, Xing Feng half-squatted under the tree to observe, Ye Cunxin moved dexterously, and soon climbed to the two-meter-high fork.
The brownish-yellow jungle camouflage suit, the color is almost the same as the trunk of the tree, and the leaves are attached to it, even if it is the torture wind under the tree, if you don't deliberately stare at it carefully, it is difficult to find that there is a person on it.
Ye Cunxin's personality is as stubborn as a boy, and the things he likes to play are similar, for example, he has a good slingshot to play!
After stabilizing her body in the tree and finding a suitable shooting position, she took out a rubber bead the size of a peanut with iron particles in the middle from her pocket, stretched the rubber strip of the slingshot, and aimed at the thunderbolt more than 10 meters away.
"Big black face, you're dead!"
Seeing that the "sniper" was about to succeed, his heart was pounding, and Ye Cunxin, who was so excited that his little face was flushed, muttered softly and let go of the elastic pocket of his right hand.
"Smack!"
The elastic pocket retracted quickly, and the rubber bead was pushed by the elastic force to hit the target more than 10 meters away.