Chapter 17: Yokai?

Xu Qiang, who had a broken voice, had a shocked expression on his face, and two eggs could be put in his wide open mouth, and he looked at Luo Fatzi, no, this should be called Luo Thin. The car had turned off, but Xu Qiang didn't care about it, the muscles on his face kept shaking in surprise, seeing his teeth clenched, his mouth and eyes began to be crooked, and his right hand began to twitch and spasm.

Bang~

Luo Fatzi, who was sitting in the passenger seat, saw that the little fat man in front of him didn't know what he was frightened by, and in the mood of sympathy for the fat, he punched the other party in the face, hoping to wake up the other party.

Not to mention, it really woke him up. I hope I won't beat people stupid, Luo Fat muttered secretly.

Xu Qiang, who didn't know his situation yet, was full of Venus and extremely uncomfortable, so he finally eased up, took a deep breath, pointed at Luo Sheng and said:

"Phew! Where did the monster come from, hurry up and come out of Luo Sheng's body, or I will pour a lot of dung and dog blood on you, so that you can't survive and die. ”

It doesn't matter what he said, Luo Fatzi was startled by the other party again, why did he pop out of the monster again, but think about it carefully, he and Xu Qiang were originally two people in the car, except for himself, it can only be Xu Qiang, is there really a monster? But it doesn't look like a monster, in addition to being younger and fatter, the one on the other side still looks like a strong brother, not to mention that he mentioned my name just now.

Luo Fatzi hesitated, but finally stubbornly said:

"Brother Qiang, is that you? I'm Luo Sheng, Luo Fatty, don't you know me? ”

"What? Are you Luo Sheng? How did you get so thin, aren't you fat, and how did you become so young, like a junior high school student, talking like a baby. ”

When Luo Sheng heard this, he immediately became happy, touched his face, looked in the rearview mirror again, and said in surprise:

"Hey~~, I'm really thin, I'm younger, no, why do I look so familiar, isn't this me in junior high school, is it time to go back to when I was in the third year of junior high school?"

Fat Luo, who was shocked, looked at himself in the mirror incredulously, suddenly turned his head, looked at Xu Qiang and said:

"Then take a look at yourself, are you Brother Qiang, how did you become so fat, is this still Brother Qiang I know, he is also very young, but he looks very cute! Have you gone back to the past, are you in high school or junior high school now? Could it be that our bodies have been swapped, and our souls have not changed? ”

Luo Fatzi is really a chatter, and it's not over when he talks about it. However, hearing the other party say that he was very fat and still very young, Xu Qiang hurriedly pointed the rearview mirror at himself, and after seeing his fat little face in the mirror, his shocked face gradually receded, replaced by a serious face, his eyes moved away from the rearview mirror, and he looked around.

"Fatty, it seems that I have also changed back to the way I used to be when I was a freshman in high school, but this is not a time back, you look around, the terrain is very flat, this is not around the Laojun Cave where the forest fire occurred before, and the trees are not so tall, although there is a forest fire, it is also far away from us. Then, there is only one may, may, may... ”

As he spoke, Xu Qiang's voice began to tremble, and his body began to tremble, and he was speechless.

The fat man Luo on the opposite side saw Brother Qiang like this, his slightly darkened little face turned white all of a sudden, his teeth kept fighting, his forehead began to sweat, and his head twisted to look around, but finally suppressed the tension in his heart and stumbled and said:

"Brother Qiang, Brother Qiang, do you mean to say, say, I, I, we wear, wear, cross?"

Xu Qiang, who had always been entangled in his heart, nodded slowly, although he didn't want to admit it, he still had to accept the fact that they really crossed over.

"Crossed? It's really crossed, woo woo, what should I do, can't go back? My mom asked me to find her a beautiful daughter-in-law. Yes, looking for a daughter-in-law, you don't need to look for a daughter-in-law after you cross. yes, isn't it good, crossed over, such a good thing was actually touched by the two of us, and it still goes back to the way we were when we were children, isn't it good, look at the way I look now, I have finally lost weight, see who dares to say that I am fat? Hmph, no one should say I'm fat anymore, haha! ”

Xu Qiang was Luo Fatty, well, he couldn't be called Luo Fatzi anymore, he was stunned by Luo Sheng's sudden change in mood, looking at Luo Sheng, who was dancing there and ecstatic, when he heard the last sentence, Xu Qiang laughed, without the nervousness, fear and uneasiness when he just realized the crossing, and his confidence slowly returned.

"Haha, Luo Sheng, I don't need to call you Luo Fat in the future, but your current figure is too thin, it seems that you need to make up for it!"

"Cut, no, you see how standard my figure is now, I don't have to limit my own amount of food anymore, I eat a lot. No matter what dynasty it is now, I believe that with our heads, we will definitely be able to mix a rich man or something, and when the time comes, marry a few more daughters-in-law, that day, think about it is yearning! ”

After speaking, Luo Sheng twisted his buttocks, which did not have a few taels of meat, and was coquettish, which made himself, who was accustomed to Luo's fat personality, feel speechless again.

"Okay, look at your little talent, I just want to be a rich man to get rid of you. Since God saved us from that dangerous fire, there must be an arrangement, we just have to use the knowledge we have to create a world of flowers that belongs to the two of us, at least a general or a king with a different surname! ”

Hearing this, Luo Sheng scratched his head, thought about it very seriously, and said longingly:

"Brother Qiang, I'll do whatever you say, if it's really not good, let's be an emperor and have fun!"

"Okay, it's starting to be serious again, let's find a populated place to settle down first, let's see where the bottom is, don't be on the earth anymore, and now we can't see the sun, and I don't know if there is a sun. By the way, you have to hide the car well, otherwise, it will be seen by people who don't know which dynasty and which generation, and it will not be good to scare them! Let's go, get in the car! First of all, we need to carefully observe and understand the surrounding environment, know the enemy, and be invincible! ”

Xu Qiang, who has regained his self-confidence, seems to have returned to the time when he was in the workplace and in the army, and his decisiveness and ability have reappeared, although it is not suitable for his current chubby figure.

The sky was covered by thick clouds, and there was no sunlight, so the two who couldn't tell the direction could only walk away from the fire by the growth of the plants, and they could basically tell that the direction of walking was north. So some people will ask, how to judge? That is, branches and leaves grow luxuriantly in the south-facing direction, and sparsely in the north-facing direction. Of course, it's okay to be wrong, as long as you keep going in one direction.