Chapter 169: Stealing Wine (I)
In Fang Zheng's concept, stealing wine is a very elegant thing, just like stealing the calligraphy and paintings of celebrities and stealing extinct ancient books, whether it is the value of the stolen items themselves or the meaning of stealing these things, it is an elegant thing. - Relatively speaking, you will never find this kind of psychological accomplishment if you steal a sewer manhole cover.
As for what the prince took out to entertain the guests after stealing the jar of century-old wine, it was no longer within Fang Zheng's consideration. Anyway, he hadn't seen a thief steal something and worry about his master's family.
made up his mind, Fang Zheng turned around to find the fat man, he felt that if he did bad things, he had to pull someone into the water, so that he could share the condemnation of public opinion after the mistake, the fat man was undoubtedly a good candidate to share, fat and fat, and had a sense of security.
The fat man is gathering in the middle of a group of beauties, after observing Fang Zheng's pickling process on the spot, the fat man's pickling skills have been greatly improved, at least he has understood that there is a big difference between smashing the beauty lying down with money and the beauty who hooks up with means.
"This young lady, I see that you are Hongluan Xingdong, and you will definitely get married within this year." The fat man greedily stroked the hand of a young lady from an unknown family, and a pair of small colored eyes stared at her chest, but his expression was serious, as if he was born to eat the bowl of rice of fortune-telling.
The young lady said shyly: "The slave family is only fifteen years old, and they haven't decided to marry yet......
The fat man's serious fat face looked very authoritative, but his small eyes flashed a little cunning that was asymmetrical to his broad appearance.
"Marriage is predestined, and it will come, this young lady, if you don't mind, can you tell me Fang's name and address? I promise that within three days, someone will come to the door to propose marriage......"
"Yikes! Are you sure? The young lady blushed, excited and nervous: "Can you figure out which family is proposing?" ”
The fat man rolled his eyes, pinched his fingers pretendedly, and said firmly: "Your future husband is a rich and noble man, a king, gentle and considerate to women, it is really a rare good match, that is, he is a little fatter, but sexual affairs are his strength......"
I can't take it anymore! This fat man is a demon! He didn't learn the noble side of this young master at all, but he learned the dark side of this shameless and obscene like a decent, so society is a big dye vat, how pure the fat people were in the past......
Striding forward, Fang Zheng lifted the fat man's collar and pulled him out of the fat powder array without saying a word.
The fat man was furious, turned his head to see that it was Fang Zheng again, and couldn't help sighing: "Brother Fang, why do you always run out and harm me every time I hook up with a beauty?" The so-called gentleman has the beauty of an adult......"
Fang Zheng interrupted impatiently: "Come on, what kind of adult beauty, you are an adult, and I haven't seen how beautiful you are." Come with me, don't say that my brother didn't take care of you, this time let's do something fun together......"
A hint of understanding flashed in the fat man's eyes, he looked left and right, leaned into Fang Zheng's ear and smiled evilly: "...... Are you planning to burn this garden on fire? ”
Fang Zheng set fire to his house, and the glorious deeds of being chased and killed by the people of the city have long been known throughout the city, and the fat man has been making fun of him about it.
Fang Zheng's eyes lit up: "Huh? You don't say I didn't think of it yet, right! In contrast, it is much more fun to burn the house, especially the house of His Royal Highness the Prince, and it is more face-saving to say it......"
The fat man's face turned pale, the fat on his body shook a few times unconsciously, and he trembled his lips and said, "You...... You're kidding, right? ”
Fang Zheng smiled and patted him on the shoulder: "The eldest husband has said that it is difficult to chase any horse, I thank you for providing me with such a good idea...... Hehe, burning the house, why didn't I think of such an interesting thing? ”
“………”
The fat man couldn't wait to slap himself in the mouth at this time, knowing that he was a bold person who dared to provoke any trouble, why did he tell him this if he didn't die?
The fat man forced himself to squeeze out a smile and said with a dry smile: "...... What's that, setting fire to the prince's courtyard, the crime is not small, Brother Fang, you and the prince don't have a deep hatred, you don't have to play so hard, right? ”
Fang Zheng said with a smile: "Of course I have no grudges with the prince, but a friend of mine doesn't deal with the prince very well, you also know that I am a righteous person, and I will stab my friend twice today." ”
The fat man was stunned and said, "Which friend of yours doesn't deal with the prince?" ”
Fang Zheng smiled and said, "You, haven't you always been able to get along with the prince?" ”
The fat man's face turned even paler, and he hurriedly grabbed Fang Zheng and said in a low voice: "Brother Fang, you can't talk nonsense, I and the eldest brother of the prince have always been brothers, friends and brothers, and get along harmoniously......"
Fang Zheng didn't wait for him to finish, and pulled him towards Xian Yage: "Let's go, what nonsense!" Later, you will watch the wind, and I will light the fire, and that's it! ”
"Brother Fang, Brother Fang...... Don't hurt me, you must be calm, think twice......" The fat man was pulled and staggered, struggling constantly, and the cold sweat of the bean was coming out one after another.
Good wine, especially a century-old wine, must of course be hidden in a cellar deep above the ground. Therefore, while Fang Zheng had the idea of a good wine, he targeted the vicinity of Xian Ya Ge, and after forcibly pulling the fat man over, he circled around Xian Ya Ge to find the entrance to the cellar.
"Brother Fang, don't be stupid, the prince attaches great importance to this Yihong Garden, if you really burn it, it will be a lot of trouble, you have to think twice......" The fat man still persuaded bitterly.
Fang Zheng's eyes looked around, and he said absentmindedly: "...... Okay, I won't scare you anymore, don't worry, I don't have the courage to dare to burn the prince's house, I came for something else......"
The fat man breathed a sigh of relief when he heard this, and even the tone of his speech was full of ease: "It's good if you don't burn, it's good if you don't burn, and one misstep will become a thousand years of hatred!" Brother Fang was able to restrain himself from the precipice, little brother, I really feel extremely ...... for you."
"I'm here to steal." Fang Zheng interrupted him without looking back.
“…… Pride. The fat man was like a rooster that had been choked by the neck, and he spit out the last two words with difficulty.
"Really? I'm proud of myself, too. Fang Zheng said happily.
Yihong Garden is just a garden, and those who are qualified to come in to enjoy the flowers are naturally the prince's distinguished guests, so although there are heavy guards from the prince's mansion outside the garden, there are no guards in the garden. Obviously, the prince is a gentleman, and he believes that the people who can enter Yihong Garden are naturally not the kind of people who steal chickens and touch dogs, so there is no need to send troops to guard the garden, so as to block the hearts of the distinguished guests who talk about elegance.
But he miscalculated.
At least today's Yihongyuan has been put in, stealing chickens and dogs.
And there is more than one.
Fang Zheng finally managed to find the back of Xian Ya Ge, and his hard work paid off, and the hidden cellar entrance was finally discovered by him.
At the same time, he also found a man, sneakily cocked with his ass, firmly blocked at the door of the cellar, and was concentrating on picking the lock.
He seemed to be sure that no one would come to this place, so the lockpicking work was carried out very attentively, without distraction, and did not pay any attention to the movement of the outside world. After all, this is the prince's place of hospitality, and the people who come are all literati and scholars, all of whom have good cultivation and moral values.
As soon as Fang Zheng saw him like this, he was angry.
Last time, he caused Young Master Ben to set fire to his house, and at first he was also sneaky to pick locks, so long has passed, this kid didn't say that he should learn the art of picking locks, and he still seemed so clumsy and ridiculous to do this thing, and he lost the face of the entire stealing industry.
It's very gratifying, or very regrettable, every time Fang Zheng wants to do something bad, there is always Xiao Huaiyuan's shadow, this guy is like a vanguard sent by Fang Zheng before he made a bad move, always at the right time, in the right place, Fang Zheng really hates and likes him, and his feelings are very complicated.
Yes, this stupid thief is Xiao Huaiyuan.
Fang Zheng had a heart this time. This kid is different from himself, and sometimes he doesn't have any purpose at all when he does bad things, just for fun, or to satisfy his bad taste. But Xiao Huaiyuan always has some ulterior secrets every time he does something bad, and the last time he picked the lock in the shadow's new house, it is estimated that he wanted to eavesdrop on some information, or steal something directly. What is he doing this time for? Could it be that there is some secret hidden in the cellar of the prince's annex?
Whatever, kick it first.
Without saying a word, Fang Zheng walked forward quickly, stretched out his right leg, and kicked Xiao Huaiyuan's ass fiercely.
Hearing only the sound of "oops", Xiao Huaiyuan was kicked on the grass and turned over his head, and bounced up with an angry face, just about to get angry, when he saw that this person turned out to be Fang Zheng, he was immediately deflated, and touched his nose wiltedly and said: "It turned out to be Brother Fang, I haven't ......seen it for a long time."
Fang Zhengpi said with a smile: "It turned out to be Brother Xiao, I thought it was a little thief who didn't open his eyes, and dared to do this trick of picking the lock in the courtyard of His Royal Highness the Prince." ”
Xiao Huaiyuan's eyes rolled and he said tentatively: "What are you doing here?" This is ......"
Before Fang Zheng could be introduced, the fat man hurriedly said: "It's easy to say, it's good to say, I won't have it next week, it's Brother Fang's friend." ”
Xiao Huaiyuan hurriedly surrendered his hand: "Fortunately, Xiao Yuan is also a friend of Brother Fang." ”
Fang Zheng sighed, looking at the scheming of these two people, like an old fox who has lived for dozens or hundreds of years, he didn't say a word when he met, and even his name was forced to pull out a word, why didn't anyone I know be kind?
Fang Zheng said in an unkind tone: "What are you doing here?" ”
Xiao Huaiyuan froze, rolled his eyes, leaned into Fang Zheng's ear and whispered: "I heard that His Royal Highness the Crown Prince got a jar of century-old wine, I just want to go in and open my eyes, but this lock is a little difficult to handle......
Fang Zheng snorted coldly, despising him in his heart. This kid is really not a good bird, he actually steals things! The inferiority of character can be seen from this. Shameful!
Squatting down naturally, Fang Zheng carefully looked at the lock at the door of the cellar: "This lock is a bit complicated...... It is estimated that the latte wire alone may not be able to poke open. ”
"But if you break it open, it will lose the fun." Xiao Huaiyuan is obviously the same as Fang Zheng, he belongs to the category of elegant thieves, pays attention to the perfection and artistry of the crime, and opposes the mixing of violent factors in the process of stealing.
"Then I'll have to steal the key......"
“………”
“………”
The two of them discussed the plan of picking the lock as if no one was around.
The fat man also came up, looked at it, touched his chin and pondered, "...... This is a secret door Pisces lock, taking the meaning of 'not keeping vigil', which is not easy to trick...... If you have two wires, you might want to try ......."
Fang Zheng and Xiao Huaiyuan glanced at each other in surprise, and said in unison: "Ho! I can't see it, it's an expert! ”
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I wanted to finish writing this paragraph, but unfortunately the sky did not follow people's wishes, and there was a notice downstairs, the telecommunications maintenance line, and the network was disconnected at half past six, so I had to hurry up and get half of the code out, and continue tomorrow. The golden body that has been kept more than 5,000 days a day for 10 days has to be broken today. Alas!
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