What is the difference between an author without a dream and a salted fish?

The answer is no difference!

As a salted fish author with dreams and goals, I finally realized my dream, entering 3,000 oceans a month, I can afford to eat instant noodles, and I don't have to eat soil anymore.

"Hahaha, I Zhang Yiyan did it, hahaha...... I finally did it, ......"

Moving, excited, writing is not easy!

Zhang Yiyao finally achieved his goal in life, and he soared from the beginning......

"Daddy, Daddy......"

Just when Zhang Yi was shaking, he heard a little girl's voice, what kind of stalk is this little girl......? Is Daddy calling me?

The sudden basin of cold water woke Zhang Yiyan up.

What he can't do has been left behind by him, and he wants to see his daughter...... No, no, he's just a fat house author, and he doesn't even have a girlfriend, how can he have a daughter?

Zhang Yiyan finally realized that something was wrong, first of all, this was not his kennel, and secondly, his figure had improved, as good as ribs, at least better than that fat body, and finally he had eaten a whale.

Well, no need to explain, I know what's going on!

Zhang Yi shook his head, his eyes were overshadowed, "I'm crossing...... Hey!"

As an old fighter with ten years of writing experience, how could he not know these episodes, which are very old-fashioned, and there are older passages than himself......

Crossed the !!

"Am I easy?"

Zhang Yi, who was a little sad, shook his eyes, and his eyes were almost filled with tears, "I have worked hard for so many years to get the recognition of readers......!" Just...... It's swollen, it's crossed, it's gone!"

Crossing should be fun?

No kidding, okay!

Crossing is the beginning of a nightmare, either slapped in the face or stepped on, and then there are still adventures to be found all over the body, what if there is no adventure swollen?

...... This is really a bitter start.

Whoever likes it goes, I want to go back to Blue Star, I want to go back to my hometown, I will never wave again.

Generally speaking, the beginning of the nightmare is very terrifying, what kind of fat firewood flow, divorce flow, system flow, etc., are all plots that want to criticize the protagonist to death.

That's right, and daddy......

Daddy???

"Wait, I just heard a sister call me daddy, is it a ......" Zhang Yiyan suddenly had a bad premonition in his heart, I didn't even drag the girl's hand (because I was poor), how could I have a daughter???

"Daddy, Daddy, come here!"

My heart is bitter, my daughter's voice sounded again, and I said, what is my daughter's name?

Embarrassment!

"Here we go!"

Zhang Yi shook his mouth open, and almost came out in response, but fortunately he had a little star in his heart, and he struggled for a while, and did not respond immediately, otherwise he would be embarrassed.

A lively little girl pulled an uncle in, and Zhang Yiyan knew that it was not him who called his father.

It's okay, it's okay, it's not the beginning of being a father!

"Little brother, are you awake, there is nothing wrong with your body?" The uncle came over to give a cordial condolence, Zhang Yiyan nodded embarrassedly, and the uncle said: "Don't be sad, treat this place as your home in the future, we are your family." ”

"We're family, I'm sister!" the little girl accosted.

Zhang Yiyan couldn't react a little, what's so strange about his feelings, family, family, ......

"Little brother, don't think too much, it's come to this, it's useless to be sad. We, Fu Xianmen, will definitely find out the matter, return the little brother, and return Zhangjiacun an explanation and truth. ”

"????" Zhang Yi was stunned, and destroyed the village at the beginning, what kind of bridge is this, is it Zhuxian? Fuxianmen, isn't it Qingyunmen?

"Little brother, rest well, little love, you take care of him. ”

"Well, okay daddy, no problem daddy!"

The uncle glanced at Zhang Yiyan and felt that Zhang Yiyan still needed some time to accept this fact, so he didn't bother anymore and asked his daughter Xuantian to take care of Zhang Yiyao.

At this time, Zhang Yiyan realized that his figure was not only like ribs, but even his height was not as good as before, and then look at this small hand...... Well, it's time to be a little kid.

No wonder it feels like ribs, it turns out that it's a little kid, and it's a long life!

No, it's a pill.

"Your name is Xiao Ai?" Zhang Yiyan cleaned up his mood and looked at the little girl beside him.

"It's Sister Xiaoai. Xuantian Ai emphasized.

"......" Zhang Yiyan was silent, why does this little Guliang love to be a big sister so much, is the current Guliang swollen?

Obviously, Zhang Yiyan couldn't figure it out even if he wanted to break his head, "Sister Ai ......"

Xuantian Ai: "It's Sister Xiao Ai, not Sister Xiao Ai." ”

Zhang Yiyan: Is there a difference between "......"?

No, but Xuantian Ai has to call her Sister Xiaoai.

Zhang Yiyan felt that there was no need to worry about Xuantian Ai, isn't the name just a codename, sister is sister!

In other words, this Xuantian Ai looks like a ...... Well, if you help well, you will definitely be a big beauty in the future, no wonder they say that daughter-in-law should be raised from a young age.

"Your eyes are bad. Xuan Tianai said suddenly.

Zhang Yiyan denied, "Sister Xiaoai, you are dazzled, hehe." After saying that, he gave a sunny smile.

But in Xuan Tianai's opinion, this smile was the same as her father's appearance when he saw a beautiful woman, and he said vigilantly: "You, if you smile like this again, I will tell my father that you are not rude to me!"

"Non-non-non-......" Zhang Yi was stunned, he really couldn't say that, he simply lay down on the bed and pulled the quilt over his head, and threw it to his grandmother's house in embarrassment, I didn't want to speak, I wanted to be quiet.

"How can you be like this, rude!" Xuan Tianai looked at the quilt angrily, and Zhang Yi's shaking behavior made her angry.

"......" Zhang Yi shook his head and was silent, he also felt that he was a little rude.

"You, what's your name. Some angry little guys asked angrily.

Zhang shook it. "It's not good to make her angry again, so that others think I'm bullying the little pot friend, although I am also a little pot friend now.

"Hmph, you will be called Xiao Shao in the future, I am your little sister Ai, you have to protect me, take care of me, and love me for the rest of your life, do you understand?" Xuantian Ai didn't seem to have lost his temper.

"Why?" Zhang Yiyan muttered quietly.

"Hmph, if you don't agree, I'll tell my dad that you're bullying me. Xuan Tianai threatened.

"Why did I bully you?" Zhang shook his head and felt a pain in his head.

"You're just bullying me. ”

"Why did I bully you?"

"You are, you are!"

"How can I ...... Forget it, what am I arguing with a little kid, I'm ......"

"What do you say??!"

"No, I didn't say anything. Zhang Yi shook his expression.

"Hmph, why am I a little brat, you're not the same, what kind of little adult, who hid and cried just now, are you ashamed?" Xuan Tianai said cutely.

"......" is a little ugly, but it's quite cute.