Chapter 12 The Terrible Brother-in-law
Chapter 12 The Terrible Brother-in-law
After the two of them hurriedly rode to Sun Yangzhengdian with their generals, Yang Huaiyu's face turned blue.
And Tie Xinyuan patted his forehead and didn't know what to say.
It was not until this time that Tie Xinyuan deeply understood a truth.
The most terrifying creature in the world is my brother-in-law.
Even more terrifying than a brother-in-law are two spoiled brothers-in-law!
Su Jiamen has always been upright, whether it is Su Mei's eldest brother Su Yue or Su Mei himself, they are all the benchmarks of the thumbs up in the Tokyo scholar circle.
However, when Su Mei's twin brothers grew up, people had doubts about the Su family's upright style.
Su Yue is now supervising the imperial history, so naturally it is not good to help his younger brother come forward to take care of all kinds of messes.
So these things had to be handled by Su Mei, the lady of Jiangmen, and Su Mei didn't know how many times she had dealt with things like this in front of her in the past few years.
Seeing that his two younger brothers were stripped naked and hung on the flagpole, twisting around like fish, Su Mei was in a hurry.
Sun Yangzhengdian was already very high, and the flagpole was leaning out obliquely on the high platform, and the place three or five feet down was the bluestone paved ground, and there were two fifteen-year-old young people hanging slightly on the thick flagpole with a bowl mouth, which was already slightly bent, and Tie Xinyuan was very suspicious that as long as the wind was strong, the flagpole would break from it.
Tie Xinyuan has also experienced the fact that he was stripped of his clothes and pants and hung on the flagpole, but he was only seven years old at the time, and even if it was exposed, people would only take it as a joke.
Dealing with leather monkeys, this method is the most commonly used method in Tokyo, and it is also the most effective method, at least Tie Xinyuan swore at the beginning that he would not allow others to strip off his clothes and pants in this life.
Yang Huaiyu's face was gloomy. Passing through the crowd of people, I stepped on the railing of Sun Yangzheng's store, and went up to the high platform in three or two steps.
A Japanese warrior with his hands on his chest guarded under the flagpole, and there were four generals of the Yang family who wanted to rescue Su Tong and Soho on the ground.
Seeing Yang Huaiyu coming up, the warrior of the Japanese Kingdom couldn't help but have a hint of vigilance in his eyes, and took two steps back slightly, looking at Yang Huaiyu vigilantly, and speaking the Japanese language that no one could understand.
Yang Huaiyu, who was pale, was about to release the rope, okay, his two brothers-in-law put it down, but the Japanese warrior smashed his fist at Yang Huaiyu.
Yang Huaiyu pressed the flagpole with one hand. Leaning forward slightly, his left leg rolled towards the neck of the Japanese warrior like a poisonous python, if he was rolled up by his leg, as long as Yang Huaiyu exerted his strength again, he would break the neck of the Japanese warrior.
The samurai of the Wakuni turned sideways to avoid the vital point, and this leg collided with his erected arms, and a huge force came, and the samurai of the Wakuni Teng Dengden stepped back three steps.
As Yang Huaiyu exerted his strength, the flagpole suddenly shook. Su Tong on the top, Su He couldn't help screaming, and the Su Mei at the bottom was even more frightened.
"Brother-in-law, be careful. If you fall, you won't have a brother-in-law. ”
Yang Huaiyu snorted angrily and hugged the flagpole with one hand, and the flagpole, which was originally shaking violently, immediately did not shake too much.
Yang Huaiyu's hand to protect the flag immediately made the people of Tokyo who watched the excitement applaud.
The samurai roared, and pounced again with open arms. Yang Huaiyu let go of the flagpole and jumped up to face the Japanese and punched it down, and the Japanese once again raised their arms to protect their chests and leaned forward. Bull rushed over.
Yang Huaiyu's heavy fist slammed into the arm of the Japanese people, and with a bang, the left arm of the Japanese warrior was abruptly bent outward from the middle, and before the Japanese warrior screamed, Yang Huaiyu's one arm took advantage of the momentum to wrap his neck, and with the force of the forward impact, Yang Huaiyu lifted the Japanese upside down and threw it off the high platform.
It was only at this moment that a coquettish voice shouted, "Stop!" ”
There was a tooth-aching sound of bones breaking from under the high platform, Yang Huaiyu didn't even look at the situation under the high platform, untied the rope and slowly put down his two brothers-in-law.
The family that just got up will put on clothes for Su Tong and Soho, who can't stand still.
Yang Huaiyu looked at his two brothers-in-law who were wilting and said, "Go to your sister, what do you say to her." ”
Su Tong's mouth moved a few times, and he muttered, "Brother-in-law, let's go back!" ”
Yang Huaiyu sneered: "When my brother-in-law smashes Sun Yangzhengdian, I will go back." ”
Soho interjected abruptly: "Don't smash it, or it won't be good to come back in the future!" ”
Yang Huaiyu looked at the two brother-in-laws who had no position, and waved his hand to let the family take these two guys away.
He kicked himself the flagpole, only to hear the sound of jumping, the ropes that bound the flagpole broke one after another, and with a little more force, the flagpole broke from the perforated stone.
In the midst of everyone's exclamations, Yang Huaiyu waved the thigh-thick flagpole and turned around and swept towards Sun Yangzhengdian behind him.
This blow, whether it was the carved doors and windows or the gold-inlaid screens, all shattered in a creaking sound, and the lively guests in the house, as well as the widows, all ran with their heads in their hands.
Yang Huaiyu held the flagpole and kept sweeping left and right, everywhere the flagpole went, all the cups, plates and bowls burst, and low tables and soft stools of various colors flew around.
In the hall of Nuoda, whether it is the calligraphy and painting of celebrities, or the precious gold, stone and jade, they are suddenly turned into ashes under the flagpole.
In just a few breaths, the hall of Jin Bing's brilliant Sun Yangzheng store became miserable.
Yang Huaiyu roared angrily, threw the flagpole in his hand like a short spear, and with a bang, the flagpole pierced the wall behind it and pierced the wall deeply.
The matter was so big that the citizens of Tokyo scattered in a hurry, Tie Xinyuan smiled lightly at Su Mei, who was pale, and slowly walked up to the high platform with a fan.
The ground was full of sawdust and porcelain slag, so Tie Xinyuan walked very carefully, saw a large bowl of azure glaze that was split into two petals, leaned over and picked it up, looked at the elegant and eternal rain on it, and said to Yang Huaiyu regretfully: "Next time you want to smash something, let me hide this good thing, look at it, it's cracked." ”
Yang Huaiyu looked at the wolf-rushing guests and the widow and smiled: "Do you think it's appropriate for me to do this?" ”
Tie Xinyuan nodded and said, "It's suitable, why isn't it suitable?" If you make a small fuss, of course someone will come to you for your bad luck.
But now that there is such a big fuss, the imperial historian will impeach you, the Kaifeng Mansion will find you through the Ministry of War, His Majesty will detain your Yulu, and your commander will also reprimand you. ”
Yang Huaiyu smiled: "Do you think this is the end?" ”
Tie Xinyuan threw away the broken porcelain in his hand and said, "What else can I do if it's not finished?"
Aliens stripped the scholar's clothes and hung them on the flagpole, and no one else was allowed to rescue them, what's wrong with you angrily taking action to protect the scholar's face?
If there's anything wrong, it's that those two guys shouldn't be your brother-in-law. ”
Yang Huaiyu said with a smile: "I don't believe that Your Majesty will condemn me because of a few Khitans." ”
"Wrong, it's a few widows!"
"Wolver? Yang Huaiyu carefully looked at a woman with a curtain left who came over and said with a smile: "Sure enough, it's a widow, haha, let's go home, I asked just now, Mei'er went out after the meal was ready." ”
Tie Xinyuan nodded happily, and the two of them planned to leave, and the Yang family continued to prepare the meal.
"General Yang smashed Sun Yangzhengdian in a fit of rage, is he going to leave like this?"
Yang Huaiyu turned around and said with a smile: "What are you doing?" ”
"Fujiwara's eldest daughter, Fujiwara Ichika, has seen General Yang, and the small shop was originally not enough to worry about, but it is also an honor for the small shop to see the majesty of the fierce generals of the Kingdom at the cost of this small store.
It's just that the concubine body has heard that the kingdom is a state of etiquette, and there are laws and regulations to act by, not like the chaos of my sunrise country, and the concubine body is just curious. ”
Yang Huaiyu said with a smile: "A certain family was originally a very reasonable person, but when they saw the Song people being tied to the flagpole by aliens, they basically stopped thinking about any reason, but just wanted to know if their fists were hard enough and whether they could save their own people." ”
Fujiwara bowed down and said: "The concubine has been taught, in the eyes of the general, whoever has the big fist makes sense, yes or no?" ”
Yang Huaiyu was about to speak, when Tie Xinyuan suddenly interjected, shaking the folding fan and saying, "You are from Sensoji Temple?" ”
Fujiwara Ichika immediately fixed her eyes on Tetsu Xinyuan's face, and it took a while to arrive: "Childe has been to Sensoji Temple?" ”
Tie Xinyuan sighed and said: "Jinlongshan Sensoji Temple is the god of wind, the pure land of Buddhism guarded by the thunder god, there is no room for women in the thunder gate, but you carry the thunder gate on your back, aren't you afraid of being punished by the thunder god?" ”
Yang Huaiyu saw that Fujiwara Ichimika was speechless, so he came to Fujiwara Ichixiang's back curiously, and sure enough, behind her, he saw the four big characters of the Wind and Thunder God Gate.
"Childe has been to Sensoji Temple?" Fujiwara Ichika continued to ask.
"It's just that I didn't have a chance to see the Golden Buddha."
Hearing Tie Xinyuan say this, Fujiwara Yixiang muttered a large number of Japanese dialects, speaking very quickly, as if he was very excited.
Tie Xinyuan smiled and said nothing, and arched his hand towards Fujiwara: "Say goodbye below." ”
Yang Huaiyu and Tie Xinyuan walked down from the high platform full of suspicion, looked back at Fujiwara Ichixiang who was frozen on the high platform, and asked in a low voice: "Have you really been to the Wa Kingdom?" ”
Tie Xinyuan smiled: "I was played with by you with a gun when I was an infant, did you say that I had been to the Wa Kingdom?" ”
Yang Huaiyu nodded and said, "It's just strange to ask, how do you know what Sensoji Temple this ghost woman is from?" ”
"Don't you see that there are four big ink characters written on her back?"
"See, what does this have to do with Sensoji Temple?"
"Those four words are exactly the same as the four words on the gate of Sensoji Temple, so she must be from Sensoji Temple."
"You still say you haven't been to the Wa Kingdom?"
"You know my life, how could I have crossed the ocean to go to the Japanese ......" (to be continued.) )
PS: Chapter 2