Chapter 306: Xu Huang, the most stinky backstabber in history
After listening to Liu Bian's words, Xi Zhicai and the others all set their eyes on Liu Bian.
"Your Majesty, what do you have in mind?" Xi Zhicai looked at Liu Wei and asked.
However, when Xi Zhicai saw Liu Wei's malicious smile, he had a bad premonition.
Because of the drama Zhi, I know that Liu Wei has many strange ideas, and these ideas are sometimes quite effective.
"Since they won't come out, then let's force them out and smash them out." Liu Wei looked at Xi Zhicai and a few people spoke.
"Smash it out? Your Majesty is talking about using a stone cart? Xi Zhicai said after listening to Liu Wei's words.
Since it was to be smashed out, the most effective thing was naturally the stone cart, at least in his opinion.
"But Your Majesty, the manufacturing process of the stone cart is cumbersome, and now in Xingyang, I'm afraid it can't be built in a moment."
Xi Zhicai looked at Liu Wei and reminded him, it was precisely because of this that he did not propose the technology of this stone car.
If you want to make a stone cart and put it into application, except for the most familiar craftsmen around Fengxiao, the time it takes for everyone else is probably nearly a month.
Such a long time, if it is not a helpless move, it is obviously not cost-effective, after all, the longer the time drags on, not only consumes grain and grass, but also has a great impact on morale.
"Catapults, of course, but what if we don't throw stones?"
What Xi Zhicai said, Liu Wei was naturally clear, so he immediately looked at Xi Zhicai with a smile and asked rhetorically.
"No stone?" Xi Zhicai was confused by Liu Bian's words, and he didn't understand what Liu Biao meant.
Catapult, what is it used to throw if you don't throw stones, and what is the matter with Liu Bian's smile.
If the stone cart does not throw stones, then where can such power force the Cao army in the Cao army camp to force out?
"We don't throw stones, stinks." Liu Wei looked at Xi Zhicai and said.
After all, he is also the emperor, and if he says it directly, it will still affect his image.
"Stink?" Xi Zhicai didn't react for a while after hearing Liu Wei's words, and subconsciously spoke.
But soon Xi Zhicai's face changed, and he looked at Liu Wei, "Could it be that Your Majesty said so?" ”
Liu Wei nodded and held back a smile, knowing that Xi Zhicai had already guessed what he meant, but he was just like himself, taking care of his image.
"Your Majesty, military advisor? What are you talking about? Even playing dumb riddles? Zhao Yun looked at the two of them and said puzzled.
It's strange, I was just careless, I lost my mind for a while, why can't I understand what they say anymore?
Zhao Yun said in his heart, it seems that he can't be distracted, so if he lets His Majesty know, I'm afraid he will be disappointed.
But of course Liu Wei didn't know, seeing Zhao Yun like this, he said in his heart, this Zilong is hidden deeply, and he is pretending to be like that?
But also, Zhao Yun has become a pro-person anyway, and this image and face still need to be paid attention to.
Seeing Liu Wei looking at himself with some appreciation, Zhao Yun felt even more ashamed.
"Isn't what Your Majesty said to be flattering?" Xu Huang didn't think about it so much, in his opinion, this thing was not the most smelly.
"That's right, General Xu Huang is a good plan, this thing is a stinky thing, and it couldn't be more suitable." After listening to Xu Huang's words, Liu Wei immediately got up and said with a smile.
"General Xu Huang, you can really share my worries, in that case, I will leave this matter to you to send someone to do, and as for the things launched, let it be handed over to Zhicai."
Liu Wei looked at Xu Huang and said with great appreciation.
At this time, Xu Huang didn't know what was going on, it turned out that Liu Wei didn't say anything, but he was waiting for someone to carry the black pot.
Xu Huang looked at Zhao Yun on the side, and his eyes couldn't help but have a little more meaning.
It seems to be saying, Zilong, I treat you sincerely, I didn't expect you to not mention a point or two, and let him carry this pot.
Zhao Yun looked at Xu Huang's somewhat complaining gaze, and he was even more puzzled in his heart, and then quickly understood.
It seems that Gongming found out about his loss of mind, so he deliberately condemned himself with his eyes and let him concentrate on his deliberations in the future.
Thinking of Xu Huang's kind reminder, Zhao Yun arched his hand and looked at Xu Huang, "Thank you, Gongming." ”
Xu Huang's face darkened when he saw it, if there is a chance, Zilong, I will write down this hatred.
Seeing everyone leave, Zhao Yun felt even more inexplicable, especially Xu Huang's expression of revenge at the end.
Soon in the name of Xu Huang, this infamous plan officially began.
Although the soldiers also felt stinky and inexplicable at first, they had an inexplicable expectation when they thought that this thing would be smashed on the enemy's head in the end.
"I didn't expect that our General Xu Huang would be able to come up with such a poisonous plan."
"yes, high, really high."
Xu Huang was covered like all the soldiers at this time, covering his mouth and nose, and walked in the meantime.
After hearing the words of the soldiers, Xu Huang's face was as black as the bottom of the pot, because no matter how he listened to it, he didn't think it was a good word.
At this time, of course, Sima Yi didn't know what kind of treatment they would receive next.
Because even if he wanted to, he couldn't think of it, Liu Wei would fix them like this.
"In the past two days, the Han army has been honest, and they don't come to call for battle, it seems that there is no need for Guandu, we can stop them here."
Xiahou Yuan looked at everyone in the big tent and said with a smile.
When he said this, he was still a little proud, after all, if he really forced Liu Wei's army back in Xingyang, then his credit was not small.
After Sima Yi heard this, he also smiled, in his opinion, if he didn't fight, it would definitely not work.
However, he can stay here to dissipate the morale of the Han army, and when the time comes, he will get twice the result with half the effort.
"Liu Bian, Liu Bian, if I don't fight, how can you endure me?"
Sima Yi said with a sneer in his heart.
If Liu Wei knew that it was Sima Yi in the camp at this time, and even said this, he would definitely reply to him, and you will know later.
At this time, Liu Wei was already with everyone and began to go to the Cao army camp.
"General Xu Huang, did you really come up with this idea? It's too bad. ”
Zhao Yun looked at Xu Huang, who was also covering his face, and said, he felt that the smell was too big, even if he covered his face, he still felt that he was going to lose his sense of taste.
Xu Huang's face was originally black, but after hearing Zhao Yun's words, his face became even darker.
In his opinion, Zhao Yun must have done it on purpose, pretending to be like no one else that day, and now he is deliberately mocking.
So Zhao Yun, this kid is definitely deliberate, if he can't beat him, he has to find a free time to teach this kid a lesson.
Feeling Xu Huang's substantive-like gaze, Zhao Yun felt that it was over, he still didn't speak.
"Ahem, Gongming is also worried about me, no matter whether it is a black cat or a white cat, if you can catch a mouse, you are a good cat."
"I mean, it's a bit of a bad idea, but it works." Liu Wei looked at a few people and said.
Xu Huang is speechless, where is this for you to share your worries, it is clear, you are fooled, and you are blamed.
Alas, but who made the family His Majesty, now that the matter has come to this, he can only take the blame himself.
Xi Zhicai forced back a smile, such a bad idea, it is estimated that only Liu Wei will come up with it.
If you let yourself come, you won't do it, and if you let Bonghyo know that she uses this idea, I'm afraid you can laugh for a few days and nights.
But now it's okay, with Xu Huang taking the blame, everything makes people look a little looking forward to it.
A strangely dressed team, slowly moving forward, the soldiers in the front row were all masked, and pushing improvised launchers.
The firing device, the firing part is like a big spoon.
It didn't take long for this team to come to the front of Cao Jun's Dazhai, and in order to be able to accurately deliver, Liu Wei advanced to the nearest distance.
And in order to avoid accidental injury, Liu Wei and the others also went to the rear very wittily, leaving the general Xu Huang to give orders.
At this time, Sergeant Cao had already discovered Liu Wei's army, and immediately entered the big tent to report.
"Report, the Han army has come to call for battle again, and this time is very different from the past." The soldier entered the tent and spoke.
"Different? What's the difference? Yu Ban asked.
"The Han army is covering their faces this time, and there is a throwing device like a big spoon in the army."
"Masked? What kind of face do you cover in broad daylight, and the big spoon brings you food? When Xiahou Yuan heard this, he immediately opened his mouth and said, how can there be such a war, it is clear nonsense.