Chapter 1102 Three magic weapons to make women laugh

Xuannu has always been unreliable, but in terms of painting skills, she is still first-class.

Lu Qian hesitated for a moment and nodded: "Okay, then let it go, but don't mess around, that saint is the saint who is the saint of the painting clan after all, and behind it is the painting saint of one of the saints, it is not good to offend." ”

"Your Majesty can rest assured!"

The Xuannu patted her chest and thumped.

Then, fly out and land on the stage.

At this time, the huge white tiger on the mural had disappeared, and it was blank again.

Xuannu seemed to have made up her mind, turned her head and asked confidently: "This Sun girl, as long as I finish this mural, I don't care if you smile!

"Yes. ”

The painted saint who was dressed in green and was generous smiled lightly.

"That's good!"

As soon as Xuannu Yu's hand was raised, the golden light in her palm brushed, and the wonderful pen of raw flowers immediately appeared.

Then, she wiped the golden flame plum blossom mark on her eyebrows.

Airplanes.

A circle of golden light emanated from her, enveloping the entire stage, cutting off everyone's prying eyes.

Witnessing this scene, Lu Gan couldn't help but raise his eyebrows, and wondered in his heart: "What tricks is this guy doing?"

The others couldn't help but look a little surprised on their faces.

However, no one moved to break the golden light, and waited quietly.

A moment later, suddenly, a pop chuckle came from the golden light.

This...... It's the sound of painting the poems of the Holy Saint Sun Maiden!

When everyone heard this, they couldn't help but look surprised.

The next moment, with a bang, the golden light dissipated, revealing the figures of Xuannu and Sun Shihua. Looking closely, Sun Shihua's eyes were crooked at this time, and he was covering his mouth and chuckling.

The mural has been restored to a blank canvas.

I didn't see what I was drawing.

"Your Majesty, you're done! Go to the cave room!"

Xuannu flew back, like a triumphant general, and waved her hand extremely boldly.

“......”

Lu Qian glanced at Sun Shihua, although he was a little happy, he was still a little curious, and he asked, "What did you paint just now?"

Yun Luo, Shen Zishuang, and the girl in the white dress Cangcang on the side all cast the same curious gaze.

"Secret!"

The Xuannu smiled mysteriously.

Everyone: "......"

"A few fellow Daoists, you can go up to the fifth floor and get ready to participate in the third level. At this time, Sun Shihua's voice came, and there was still a trace of a smile on his face.

"Let's go. ”

When Lu Qian heard this, he got up and led Yun Luo, Xuannu, and Shen Zishuang to fly out and climb the stairs.

Under the leadership of the beautiful maid just now, several people connected to the fifth floor and entered a room with elegant and fragrant decoration.

"A few fellow Daoists, please wait a while, Miss Sun will come up later. ”

The beautiful maid said a word, bowed back, and closed the door.

Airplanes.

The ban on the wing room is stimulated, and the clear light is shrouded.

"Sister Xuannu, what exactly did you draw just now?" As soon as the others left, Shen Zishuang couldn't help but ask curiously.

"It's just a portrait of His Majesty lying on his side. ”

The Xuannu sat down with a big grin, grabbed the wine jug and glass on the table, and began to pour wine.

"That's it?"

Shen Zishuang and Yun Luo both froze.

Lu Qian couldn't help frowning: "No, how can a portrait lying on its side make a beauty smile." You don't have any clothes on this portrait, do you?"

"Of course there are clothes! It's just that Your Majesty's face is facing the white deer's tail, and then, I drew a fart behind the white deer's buttocks, and it collapsed into Your Majesty's face. As soon as I finished painting, the saint Sun Shihua laughed!

The Xuannu smiled proudly.

“...... That's what you call a package win?"

Lu Gan's face was speechless.

Shen Zishuang and Yun Luo also looked at each other.

"Of course! Whether it is a man, a woman, an old man, or a child, the jokes of, pee and fart are all common! That Sun Shihua is a saint, not a stone girl, and she is still smiling when she sees, pee, and fart, and she doesn't need any painting skills at all! In terms of painting skills, she is painting saints, and there are a bunch of painting masters, how can Sun Shihua run to the ancient city of Confucianism to meet friends with paintings! This Sun girl originally wanted to come to find her husband!"

Xuannu seems to have seen through everything.

“......”

Lu Qian had nothing to say.

Sure enough, it's women who know women best.

"Hee-hee, Your Majesty, I forgot to say just now, I draw people, and I usually draw clothes last, so ...... That Sun Shihua can be regarded as a person who has seen your body, wait a minute, you can just go to her and ask her to be responsible for you! In this way, you can hug the beauty!"

At this time, the Xuannu smiled proudly, revealing a proud look that came to praise me.

“...... You're a scoundrel!"

Lu Qian shook his head helplessly.

His hunch was really right! This Xuannu is really unreliable!

When Xuannu heard this, she immediately shook her head and said, "Your Majesty, you are wrong. In the eyes of our painters, when the pen is put down, the waves are not shocked, and no matter how beautiful the flesh is, it is just a pair of pink skeletons. If that Sun Shihua doesn't look down on you, even if he looks at your body, it's nothing. ”

Hearing her say this, Lu Qian had a trace of impulse to become a painter.

"That's not right!"

Suddenly, he thought of a question: "If this Sun Shihua is here to find a husband who fits his heart, then, the first level is to test eyesight, the second level is to test wisdom, then what is the third level to test?"

"Will it be a test of financial resources?"

Shen Zishuang asked with big black eyes.

It's over, this guy has become a petty money obsesser.

Lu Qian shook his head and replied: "No, she is in charge of painting the Holy Divine Brush, and she is respected in the Saint Painting Clan, and there will never be a shortage of immortal stones." ”

"Will it be a character test?"

Yun Luo's green and jade fingers wrapped around his ears and temples, and said in a crisp voice.

Xuannu groaned, her eyes lit up, and she said categorically: "I think the third level should be endurance!"

Suddenly, several eyes swept at her.

Xuannu smiled indifferently: "Where do you want to go, I'm talking about the endurance to endure women's nonsense, that Sun Shihua is a saint, usually high, a bunch of people holding it, must be a little arrogant, self-respecting little temper, ordinary men, temper can't stand it, she should find a husband who can stand her own doing, messing around, and fit with her soul." ”

There is some truth to this.

Lu Gan nodded, and was about to say something, when his heart suddenly jumped, and he sensed something.

It's a wisp of mood swings!

Someone!

Without saying a word, Lu Qian directly turned on the talent scanning, and in a domineering 'my mine's, all of my 'are mine's special effect sounds, dinging twice, the system prompt sounded in his mind:

"Ding, you have discovered formation-type talents, alchemy-type talents, internal affairs talents, and military-type talents Sun Shihua. Realm, Da Luo Jin Xian. ”

"Ding, you have discovered Sun Shengjun, a formation-type talent, an alchemy talent, an internal affairs talent, and a military-type talent. Realm, Immortal Emperor. ”

......

Sun Shihua is actually eavesdropping?!

There's also an Immortal Emperor waiting by the side?

Lu Gan's heart jumped, but he remained silent, frowned and said: "It shouldn't be, that saint is gentle and dignified, like the bright moon in the water, beautiful and moving, and her gestures exude a gorgeous temperament full of poetry and books, just like the ladies who come out of the ladies' paintings, no matter how you look at it, she doesn't look like a person who can do it and can lose her temper." ”

When Xuannu heard this, she was stunned for a moment, and then immediately reacted and nodded: "Your Majesty is right!"

Yun Luo on the side had a heart: "Indeed, although the girl who painted Sun Shihua has not said a few words since she appeared, her Tingting jade standing, like a lotus flower's temperament, is indeed lovely." ”

"That'...... Your Majesty, do you want to include her in the harem?"

Shen Zishuang asked with some concern.

"Haha, if you can, of course it's good, such a beauty must be Hui Lanxin, Bing Xue is smart, and she is lucky to be able to marry her as a confidante. ”

Lu Qian said with a smile.

In an instant, Shen Zishuang, Yun Luo, and Xuannu swept over with meaningful gazes, obviously thinking that he was taking the opportunity to say what was in his heart.

The next moment, Xuannu's eyes rolled, and Ying Ying smiled and asked, "Your Majesty, if she is willing to marry you, but the condition is that she will be spoiled alone and divorce us, then what will you do?"

"This ......"

Lu Qian groaned.

Everyone's eyes couldn't help but fall on his face.

After a while, Lu Qian raised his head, smiled indifferently, and said his answer: "I will...... Mr. rice cooked rice. And then, all of them!"

"Phew!

In an instant, a crisp and ethereal voice rang out.