From Ancient Times to the Present Chapter 19: Not Deeply Involved in the World
Li Qingcang was lying on the bed, the leopard and Xiao Meng in the next room had slept soundly, but he had no sleep, his eyes were staring at the ceiling, after two months of making up for the knowledge of this world, he clearly knew what a ridiculous existence he was.
The prehistoric stone paintings on Helan Mountain in Ningxia, that is, in the former territory of Western Xia, are painted with patterns similar to those of the current astronauts, from which it can be inferred that the craftsmen who built the imperial mausoleum mentioned by the patriarch of Yipintang, and the monsters and large iron plates that flew into the sky seen in the caves are the aliens and flying saucers that modern people talk about.
The treasure brought out by the military leader is an alien item. It's just that he can't figure out why a weird black hole brought him to this era, probably the wormhole theory in science now.
Other ancient books that record alien events also include the "Sou Shen Ji" of Ganbao of the Eastern Jin Dynasty, which records that in the Wu Kingdom during the Three Kingdoms period, there was a child dressed in blue clothes and strange looking, playing with a group of children, claiming to be Martians, predicting that the world would belong to the Sima family. "History of the Song Dynasty and History of the Five Elements" records that in the sixth year of the Southern Song Dynasty, Guantang in Xi'an found a monster with a height of more than one foot and a human body headed by a chicken, descending from the sky, walking in the fields during the day, and trying to communicate with people.
The most detailed is the Qing Dynasty painter Wu Youru's "Red Flame Soaring into the Sky" picture, the painter described the scene in detail above the picture: "On the 28th day of the Xuanyue month, at eight o'clock in the evening, in the south of Jinling City, occasionally saw a fire carpet, from west to east, shaped like a giant egg, red and lightless, floating in the air, its line is very slow. When the clouds cover the sky, the weather is dim, raise your head and look up, you feel very distinct, stand on the Vermilion Bird Bridge, there are no less than hundreds of people who are tiptoeing, about a cooking Xu gradually decreases, it is said that the meteor transiter, and then the gallop of the stars is also, and it is instantaneous. This ball is near and far, self-existent and non-existent, and even stagnation, so it is not known by Xingchi. It is said that when a child puts a sky lantern, it is a night storm blowing north, and the ball turns to the east, then it is not a sky lantern. There are many mouths, and they are exhausted in speculation. There is a cloud, which is a slight sound when things first rise, and it is not quiet and unconscious, and it is a person who leaps from outside the south gate. Hey, it's different! ”
The seemingly absurd records in these classics are true to Li Qingcang, and they are by no means apocryphal, but it is unknown whether there were earthlings at that time who had the same experience as him, and were sent to another time and space by alien civilizations.
Coupled with the influence of modern alien fiction television, especially after seeing the American devil Bermuda Triangle disappear people at every turn, planes, and ships suddenly appear after disappearing for no reason, and these survivors are investigated and studied by government agencies.
Li Qingcang knew that if his true identity was known, it would definitely not be a good thing, even if he was not regarded as a national treasure or a monster for people to visit and study, it would definitely be never-ending.
There are many thoughts in his mind, and he also deliberately watched "Who Am I" starring Jackie Chan mentioned by Xiao Meng, and felt that it was barely reasonable to use the excuse of amnesia to cover up his past experience, but if you want to meet a government department such as the police or something, this excuse is not very easy to use, and you have to find a way to solve your identity problem.
But with his understanding of the world in just two months, he didn't come up with any solution for half a night, only felt that his head was as big as a fight, and he fell asleep.
Early the next morning, Li Qingcang got up early as usual to practice boxing and kicking, and after washing, Xiao Meng and the leopard got up from the bed in a daze.
Li Qingcang asked them how they could get official identification? The leopard said loudly: "Brother, do you know the importance of this ID card, you must first have a household registration book to do this thing, and then go to the local police station to reapply for it, but your parents can't remember, how can there be any household registration book, this thing is not easy to do."
Xiao Meng also felt that it was more troublesome. Unless someone in the public security system forges a set of birth certificates, household registration, and ID card information into the public security system computer, it can be regarded as a real identity certificate.
After looking down and thinking for a while, Xiao Meng took out his mobile phone and dialed the phone number of the fake certificate dealer in Jiangning. asked if there was a way to get a set of real identity certificates for people, and the four eyes did not give a clear answer, but said that they could help Xiao Meng ask, but reminded him that if he got a full set of identity certificates, it would cost a lot of money. Xiao Meng replied with four eyes, don't worry about money, it's easy to talk when you get the documents.
When it came to the topic of money, the three of them couldn't help but discuss how to make money in the future, and the leopard said: "I don't know what the identity of the boss used to be, or just rely on this kung fu to fight in the ring, what kind of boxing champion, what boxing champion, all of them will be knocked down at once, and they will be the first in the world." ”
Xiao Meng also felt reasonable, with this martial arts, if he didn't open a martial arts gym, he would also make steady money. Both of them felt that Li Qingcang's martial arts were not well used, and it was a bit wasteful.
Li Qingcang felt in his heart that he was not suitable to be exposed to the world at present, he had also watched those boxing matches on TV a few times, and he only felt that these modern professional boxers only pay attention to the cultivation of external skills, generally speaking, it is the training of muscle strength, all of them have big shoulders and round waists, muscles all over the body, and the gravity of the fists is fierce, and most of them are blacks who were called Kunlun slaves in the Northern Song Dynasty.
In many of these fights, these fighters could have punched a little further forward to hit their opponents, or they could have dodged a little bit back and missed. But he couldn't advance or retreat, and missed the opportunity to win.
Li Qingcang watched the battle with his own eyes and felt that it should be so, but he didn't know where these fighters who had not cultivated both inside and outside had the realm of his intention to move with him and the unity of his mind and mind, and he had done his best in the arena. Without the assistance of the inner exercises, some actions that violate the laws of physics would not be possible.
And there are many restrictions on the field, Xiao Meng and Leopard have explained to him a lot of rules such as not using feet, not hitting the back of the head, not hitting the yin, etc., and also wearing a pair of big gloves.
What's more, what he learned was killing techniques, and he paid attention to taking the vital points directly and injuring the enemy's life. This kind of boxing match that makes modern people look bloody and excited, regardless of whether they win or lose, regardless of life and death, is a bit child's play in his eyes, and it cannot be put on the stage.
If you really go on stage to fight, according to the level of several world boxing champions you have seen, it is estimated that there will be no opponents. But the countless reporters inside and outside the scene, the camera made him dispel this idea.
The spread of news in this era is terrifying, and it can be known to the whole world in a matter of seconds. If you really stand under the flashing lights, then you don't know how to explain your origin. As for opening the museum to teach apprentices, it is even more impossible, if he wants to teach his martial arts, he must also find a son with a pure character, a tough personality, and excellent roots to teach, how can he accept disciples for a mere amount of money?
Most of the modern people are flexible but interests are paramount, and there are many people who are weak in physique, and there are few people who are resolute.
This Xiao Meng and the leopard should have passed on some kung fu to them, but these two guys have poor conduct, and if they don't know how to do it well, they will bully the good people. The second is that he is old, his roots and bones are not good, and he can't learn any essence. The third is that they can't endure hardship, and they just envy the boss for his good martial arts every day, but they never mention the intention of learning some kung fu to defend themselves.
In the eyes of modern people, no matter how good kung fu is, if you knock it down with one shot, the power of hot weapons has long exceeded the function of martial arts in the era of cold weapons.
Besides, I am still in charge of the case now, and these ideas of one step to the sky will be talked about in the future. Find a low-key thing to do first, see if Siyan can get an official identity certificate, at that time, I was looking for Cousin Xiaomeng to go to the police station to close the case of the auto repair factory, and then I can mix in this era openly.
The three of them discussed for a long time, but they still felt that they would go outside first to see if there were any suitable job advertisements on the street, and then let's see.
So the three of them went downstairs to have something to eat, and they wandered the streets together, their eyes wandering around the telephone poles, the roadside buildings, and the billboards where announcements were posted, to see if there was any suitable work for the three of them.
After a while, Li Qingcang noticed a small advertisement, which read, "The company is urgently recruiting" public relations manager", as long as you are a handsome man and a beautiful woman, there is no limit to academic qualifications, you can be hired after passing the interview, and the monthly salary is guaranteed to be 10,000 yuan, there is no upper limit, please contact if you are interested. Contact number xxxxxxxxxxx. ”
couldn't help but grab the two of them and said: "The salary of this company is not low, and I don't need any academic qualifications, only appearance, do you think I can try it like this?" When the two looked at it, Xiao Meng lowered his head and snickered, but he didn't dare to make a sound, just shrugged his shoulders, thinking that he was holding back very hard.
The leopard is a babbling character, grinning with its mouth wide open and laughing heartily. While laughing, he said breathlessly: "Big brother, I haven't seen you make a fool of yourself for a long time, do you know what company this is?" You have always taught us that if you are a man, you must be an upright person, and that the husband must stand up to the sky and the earth, and not do the stealing and robbery, and you will not go to eat a chicken. But today you have subverted my worship of you, ouch! Laughing at me, you remind me of the way you looked when you asked about the lighter. ”
Li Qingcang was inexplicably laughed at by the two of them, but he didn't know why, and asked rhetorically: "Could it be that this company is a scam company, and what is written on it is all fake, even if it is fake, what's so funny?" At most, if you don't go, it's still on the man's stand up to the sky and the lighter. ”
The leopard couldn't help but laugh and said: "I told what kind of company this is, boss, don't be angry, this is worse than a liar, but don't be embarrassed, your memory hasn't recovered yet, we understand." ”
Li Qingcang was impatient with his laughter, and said, "Come on, what a fuss, what kind of anger am I." ”
The leopard said: "This is the company that recruits chickens and ducks, what kind of public relations manager, it's his mother's selling chickens. Ba, sell. Forced goods. ”
Li Qingcang hasn't figured it out yet, but he understands the next sentence, and then he understands why these two people are laughing, think about it, he often educates them on the truth of being a man, but now he almost recommends himself to be the male prostitute, it seems that he is still "not deeply involved in the world"!
Thinking of this, I couldn't help but smile, hugged the leopard's neck and said: "Look at you so happy, are you happy to see me make a fool of yourself, even remember the lighter, I remember that you always say that you have a bad memory, why do you have such a good memory all of a sudden." ”
The leopard immediately said with a bitter face: "I was wrong, big brother, you said you wouldn't be angry." ”
Li Qingcang said with a smile: "What's wrong with you, fortunately it's in front of you, if it's in front of people you don't know, then I'm really going to lose the dead this time, my memory is still confused, I can't remember the way of the world now, there are too many things I can't understand, it seems that I still need a lot of help from you." The three of them looked at each other and laughed, and continued on their way.