When Guan Yu heard this, he thought that this Cao Cao seemed to be referring to Huai, as if he was talking about his eldest brother Liu Bei, so he looked displeased.

Cao Cao saw that Guan Yu's face was ugly, and naturally knew what Guan Yu was thinking, so he smiled and said, "Yun Chang don't be surprised, Cao is just talking about things, saying that Zang Ba is not good." ”

Guan Yu smiled and did not speak.

Cao Cao continued: "The few people in the railway have no ability to command the troops, they are just a reckless man, I am afraid that he will make a mess of Xiapi." ”

Guan Yu really didn't know what to say, and finally simply came up with a flattering word, saying, "Prime Minister Gao Zhi." ”

Cao Cao asked Cheng Yu to step back and explore again.

Guan Yu is not good at words, if anyone eats alone with him, it is easy to be cold, this kind of person is a representative of three sticks who can't beat a fart, but people are not born human, but gods, gods are all sitting there and worshipped, and they are silent for thousands of years, so Guan Yu really doesn't talk much.

Even Cao Cao, a person who can speak well, and Guan Yu eat, it is quite embarrassing, Cao Cao thought about it, he really didn't have anything to say to Guan Yu, and he didn't know what kind of topic Guan Yu liked, beauty, Guan Yu seemed to be a little unfeminine, and talking about beauty with him would be even more embarrassing, if the topic of this kind of beauty was talked about with Pan Long, it would be very interesting.

Cao Cao felt that among all the people under him, only when he had dinner with Pan Long, there was an endless topic to talk about, and he didn't have to think about what to talk about at all, and he couldn't help but talk non-stop as soon as he met, whether it was mockery, or scolding each other, or saying bad things about others, calculating others, he could say anything, and the two of them could talk about the world, and they couldn't finish talking for three days and three nights.

But when he came to Guan Yu, Cao Cao couldn't even let out a fart, and he felt a little constipated.

Guan Yu has silkworm eyebrows, red phoenix eyes, five locks of long hair, and a height of more than nine feet.

Cao Cao smiled, and saw that Guan Yu's long hair was good-looking, so he had nothing to say: "Yun Chang, do you have a beard?" Have you counted? ”

When Guan Yu heard this, he also felt that Cao Cao was really boring, what question was not easy to ask, asking this boring question, no one would count the beard to play, the key was to be able to count it, he couldn't count this thing at all, Guan Yu didn't answer Cao Cao's words, it seemed impolite, answer, and there was really no exact number, so in the end he simply said: "Back to the prime minister, about a few thousand." ”

Cao Cao smiled, feeling that this question was undoubtedly the best answer, who would not be idle and count their beards.

After answering this question, he fell into embarrassment again, the key is that Guan Yu has nothing to say, talking, two people have to talk, just one person speaks, one person answers, it is strange if he is not tired to death.

But Cao Cao is a well-known thick-skinned, his skin is the thickest in the Three Kingdoms, there is no doubt about this, knowing that he has nothing to say, he has to find something to say, seeing that Guan Yu's clothes are a little torn, he immediately smiled and said: "Yun Chang, your clothes are a little old, another day Cao asked someone to make you a few new ones, I don't know what color you like?" ”

Guan Yu said: "Back to the prime minister, the general color is fine." ”

Cao Cao said, "Okay, hehe." ”

fell into embarrassment again, Cao Cao was also very depressed, he had never met such a non-talkative person, there was a fire in his heart, but he couldn't spew it out, this is the most painful thing in life.

In the end, Cao Cao led the topic to Guan Yu's beard and said, "Yun Chang, you have so many beards, how do you usually maintain them?" Do you put it outside the quilt or inside it when you sleep? ”

After Guan Yu heard this, he smiled and said: "This beard is exposed when it's hot, and when it's cold, make a beard bag to put it on, so as not to damage it, as for when you sleep, whether it's outside or inside, I really haven't paid attention to it, take a look tonight, and I'll give the prime minister an answer tomorrow." ”

Cao Cao was very satisfied after hearing this, at least Guan Yu was still respectful to himself, and he still didn't hate himself, so Cao Cao smiled and left.

Within two days, Guan Yu was sealed, Hanshou Pavilion waited, and there was a big seal.

A few days later, Cao Cao sent ten beauties to Guan Yu.

As soon as Guan Yu saw it, he was about to send it back, and one of his subordinates said to Guan Yu: "General Guan, accept this beautiful woman if you don't need it, you can serve the two sisters-in-law." ”

When Guan Yu heard this, he left the beauty behind.

Guan Yu has always thought that women are a disaster, but in fact, the affairs of men and women are just like that, but they are dispensable, and if they hurt their bodies, they are healthier without them.

After a few days, Cao Cao rewarded Guan Yu with gold and silver, Guan Yu still wanted to return it, but he was still persuaded, but the silver was put in the box and did not move, he did not worry about food and clothing here in Cao Cao, what do you want to do with the silver, you will owe a favor if you spend other people's silver, and if there is news of Liu Bei at that time, it will be difficult to go.

Guan Yu is a person who values love and righteousness, and of course he doesn't want to owe favors to others easily.

After a few days, Cao Cao took out the red rabbit horse, since Lu Bu's death, Cao Cao not only confiscated Lu Bu's wife, but also confiscated Lu Bu's red rabbit BMW, this horse Cao Cao loves very much, usually he is reluctant to ride, and he pulled it out during the New Year, Cao Pi asked Cao Cao to ask for no less than 500 times, Cao Cao did not give the horse to his son, and today, Cao Cao is going to give the red rabbit BMW to Guan Yu.

Cao Cao also held a very grand horse donation ceremony, and called all the civil and military officials, but he didn't call Liu Xie, the emperor of Han Xian, if he was called, he would have to come obediently, and the puppet emperor would not have to be slaughtered.

Standing on both sides of the hundred officials, Cao Cao personally handed the reins to Guan Yu, and said: "Yun Chang, you should know the red rabbit horse, but you can travel thousands of miles a day, to be honest, this horse Cao Mou is not very willing to ride, usually he is personally fed, to say something unpleasant, he is closer than Cao's son, now I will give you this BMW, you and try to ride." ”

Guan Yu was very excited after hearing this, and immediately rode on the horse, and then said to Cao Cao: "Thank you Prime Minister for giving the horse, with the Red Rabbit Horse, when he has the news of my brother Liu Bei, he can arrive within a day, thank you Prime Minister." ”

After that, Guan Yu turned his horse and galloped wildly, and ran away as far as he slipped away.

When everyone heard Guan Yu say this, they all gritted their teeth and secretly scolded Guan Yu in their hearts for not being a thing.

When Cao Cao heard Guan Yu's words, his smiling face stiffened, and before he could say more, Guan Yu rode away on his horse.

Cao Cao's heart seemed to be cut by a knife, he felt that his heart was dripping blood, he was as deep as the sea to Guan Yu, but he didn't expect Guan Yu to still think about looking for Liu Bei.

When Cao Cao thought of this, the head man was blindfolded, and then his legs were weak, and he immediately fainted to the ground.

Everyone flocked up to see Cao Cao's condition, and each shouted: "Prime Minister, Prime Minister wake up, Prime Minister。。。。。。 ”

Cao Hong saw Cao Cao fainting, and saw Guan Yu pulling out his cock and galloping ruthlessly, he couldn't crush the steel teeth, and immediately shouted: "The generals listen to the order, come with me, and divide Guan Yu's corpse!" ”

(End of chapter)