Chapter 38 Burlesque?!

This Gu shopkeeper, if the labor and management want to grind tofu, they will grind you first!

Dare to spank the ass of labor!

Ye Xiaoniang in the background looked out of the backstage curtain.

At this time, the sky is just dawning, and the general theatrical performances are in the afternoon and evening, and there are only a few people in the audience at this time.

A few women!

One of the women, with a face like a peach blossom, a mouth like a cherry, and a small nose, seemed to have been in a high position for a long time, and had a different kind of majesty.

The woman's name is Qin Panruo, and she is a female official in the Yeting Palace, and she is usually in charge of this loose music drill.

Because he usually has to be on duty, this Qin Panruo naturally didn't dare to go out rashly, only this morning, he came here to take a look at the rehearsal of everyone in the Qingyi Building.

The newly compiled "King Qin Breaking Array Dance" is also the work of Qin Panruo and others, so Qin Panruo is an authority in dance music!

This is also Gu Da's shopkeeper has a big face, and he actually invited this one from the deep palace.

If you can get a little evaluation from this Qin Panruo, then it is extremely important for whether the women under her can become Oiran!

Ye Xiaoniang naturally didn't know who this Qin Banruo was, and why did the shopkeeper Gu Da open this first scene at this time!

It's too late to think about it, because the people in front of you have already started to enter the performance.

Yun Niang entered the scene and played the role of King Qin!

A generation of emperors will naturally have some majesty. But the Yun Niang in front of her is a woman after all, and how can she understand the subtlety of this dance music.

Under the tactfulness, it is more like moaning without illness!

Qin Panruo's brows were wrinkled!

It's a bit of nonsense!

Li Shimin originally ordered the prohibition of folk dramas such as loose music, but this "Qin King Breaking Array Music" and "Success Celebration and Good Music" are both songs that praise merit and virtue.

It will help to reverse the people's current perception of His Majesty Li Er and establish a good foundation of public opinion.

Chinese people love to get together, and it has been like this for thousands of years, and a form like drama is naturally the best way to publicize and lead public opinion!

Therefore, His Majesty Li Er's ban has actually been broken by himself.

However, if these two pieces of music are interpreted like this. Being seen by His Majesty Li Er, I'm afraid it will cause the king to be angry, right?!

But after thinking about it, Qin Panruo was stunned.

The women in the light-clothed building in front of them are all raised in the boudoir, where can they experience the bloody battle spirit on the battlefield, and how can they deduce the heroism of King Qin back then? !

It seems that this is my expectation is too high!

Just when Qin Panruo was wandering outside the world, Ye Xiaoniang appeared!

At this time, the spell has not yet been read, and Cheng Dieyi's Tsing Yi costume has not yet been loaded.

And Ye Xiaoniang was originally a man, and she had no acting experience. At this time, I was even more apprehensive when I rushed the ducks to the shelves.

When she walked out, Ye Xiaoniang's walking posture was extremely unnatural, and she looked like she was wandering outside the world!

Qin Panruo's eyes fell on Ye Xiaoniang's body.

There is no way around it!

Among all the people, Ye Xiaoniang has never participated in the rehearsal once, and she is the most unfamiliar with this music, so she is quite outstanding!

It is quite lame outstanding!

Qin Panruo's brows furrowed even more!

At this time, Shopkeeper Gu had already arranged everything in the background, and hurried to this side, Ying Cheng Qin Panruo.

After a long time, Qin Panruo sighed.

"Shopkeeper Gu, you still need more rehearsals for this dance music!"

Qin Panruo said this politely, but since Gu Da Shopkeeper has been in the dust for a long time, how can he not hear this Qin Panruo's disappointed tone!

Obviously, in the eyes of Qin Panruo, his own light clothes building is in the area of Sanle, no!

"Everyone Qin is a lesson! However, the sisters of the light clothes building are still rehearsing with their hearts! ”

Shopkeeper Gu is a smart person, although our skills are not good! But the attitude is good!

With this attitude, you should also give a good review to everyone Qin, right?!

Qin Panruo smiled, but pointed at Ye Xiaoniang on the field.

"You see, the woman in the bearded clothes who walks crappily is obviously a beginner, and she is so not sad!"

This is Chiguoguo's slap in the face!

You must know that although Qin Panruo is a female official, she is also an official!

Although Gu Da's shopkeeper is rich, he is also a people!

Although for the sake of your face and money, come and give some advice, but you really let me Qin Banruo speak with a clear conscience, but it is not good!

As soon as he saw Ye Xiaoniang pointed at by Qin Panruo, Gu Da shopkeeper smiled.

"Everyone Qin, you misunderstood! This Ye Xiaoniang is the makeup master I invited, because this corner happens to have diarrhea, so I let Ye Xiaoniang temporarily top, she wouldn't have it, but let everyone Qin laugh at you! ”

"Oh, I see, it's no wonder!"

Hearing Qin Panruo's sudden realization, Gu Da's shopkeeper secretly touched a handful of sweat!

It's dangerous!

I also lost myself to temporarily letting Ye Xiaoniang go up to take the blame!

If this pot falls on the sisters of Qingyilou, it will be a loss!

Ye Xiaoniang's lame performance continues!

Due to excessive nervousness, Ye Xiaoniang's walking posture is unusually awkward, as if a duck is twisting its fart~ shares!

At this time, the person in front of him started to somersault!

The spell casting strip is still so little short, it's Ye Xiaoniang's turn!

The supporting actor who played in front of him stabbed at Ye Xiaoniang with a flower gun!

Ye Xiaoniang avoided it in embarrassment, that's right! I'm going to flip a heel fight!

Thinking of this, Ye Xiaoniang went forward and wanted to flip a heel fight!

Originally, Ye Xiaoniang was not the material for acting!

This flip is like Wang Ba turning over, and he directly came to the sky with four feet in the sky!

What an embarrassment!

Ye Xiaoniang was lying on the ground, fortunately it was face down, or she really had no face to see people!

Qin Panruo sighed secretly.

It's not a cabaret drama anymore, it's a scandal! It's funny!

Qin Banruo's mood now is like thinking that he originally planned to come over to eat an egg tart, and Qin Banruo was already prepared for the egg tart to be delicious.

But when I picked up the egg tart, I found that this egg tart was not only not delicious, but also the eggs inside were still stinky!

I can't stand it!

"This! Gu Da shopkeeper, I am a little anxious, I want to go to make it convenient! ”

Gu Da shopkeeper patted his head, ouch, mom!

I didn't expect that this was going to make everyone Qin angry, is this preparing to pee?!

"Everyone Qin, then you go and come back quickly!"

If you can't keep it, it's better to let this Qin Panruo give a point casually for a while!

Alas, you said that this luck is really bad, who made that sister sick!

Blame us for not having a relationship with that Oiran this year!

Qin Banruo's face was embarrassed, it seemed that he didn't plan to come back!

But I finally remembered that I did receive the money from Gu Da's shopkeeper.

After Qin Panruo sighed.

"Good! Then I'll go and come back quickly! ”

However, at this time, Ye Xiaoniang on the stage stood up with a carp and jumped up directly from the stage!

The cast bar is loaded!

At this moment, entertainment and drama boss Cheng Dieyi arrived on the battlefield!