Yangguan is not as important as Yumen Pass, and if the Silk Road route to the northern crossing of the Tianshan Mountains is opened, it is estimated that it will become even more obscure and become a small supply depot into the sand sea.

Because in this era, there is no Wang Wei's "persuade the gentleman to have a glass of wine, and there is no one in Yangguan in the west." ”

There is no Li Qingzhao's "Four Stacks of Yangguan, sung thousands of times." ”

There is no Su Shi's "A song of Yangguan is a little love, and the gentleman wants to go to Qinchuan." ”

Although the literati of each era yearn for a military career in the border area, ancient times are ancient times after all, and military service is not a future volunteer soldier, but a representative of the unknown and death.

After a trip to the Central Plains, Yang Shuang knew that Yangguan, Yumen Pass, and Dunhuang were comparable to fierce beasts in the eyes of the Central Plains.

The wind howled, the wind and sand covered the eyes, and the scorching sun basked everything on the earth.

On the wall of the pass wall, two thousand sweaty soldiers wore armor and stared at the city without squinting.

After three days of waiting, the army of Abo, Murong Yong, and Murong Fuyun finally came!

Yang Shuang didn't see Lao Hei, and he didn't ask Dunhuang for help, as the governor of the Western Regions from the third grade and the marquis of the Great Sui Dynasty, how could he ask for help from a small five-grade sesame official?

He wants to win this battle beautifully, and then accept Lao Hei's worship and congratulations with infinite scenery.

Hemp eggs, black pots, and small shoes, finally returned home, you can pretend to be that!

"Humph!"

Thinking of the happy place, Yang Shuang couldn't help laughing.

He was not at all worried about the war that would follow.

The Turks and Tuyuhun who came from afar didn't even have siege equipment, so they were worried about wool.

Even if they collect timber from the upper reaches of the Dang River, it will take at least half a month to come and go, and the desert transportation is inconvenient.

They have so much food and grass?

It's easy to say that there are 20,000 Tuyuhun soldiers, but it's not easy to say that there are 50,000 Turkic soldiers and horses!

Abo, who rode three horses in parallel under the city, had a gloomy face, "Yang Shuang, let go of the princess, otherwise, Guan Po will die!" ”

"Apo, don't blow it, if you weren't afraid of death, if you weren't afraid of death, wouldn't you even be able to protect the woman of your Great Khan?" In order to disgust people, Yang Shuang ordered Lu Xiaobu to recruit the princess who raised pigs in Ma Lost.

In ancient times, black pigs and white pigs underwent castration technology, and the meat quality changed slightly.

After steaming, boiling, stir-frying and other secret techniques, it has been turned into a simple version of braised pork.

Although the taste is still a little fishy, it can be swallowed after all.

And the princess who can't bear to face the food, after more than half a year of braised pork, spicy chicken nuggets, boiled fish, mutton skewers, etc., has now become waist like a bucket and her face like a pig's buttocks.

From ancient times to the present, it has always been easy to gain weight and lose weight in the south!

As soon as the woman, who was only one meter six tall and weighed the same as Yang Shuang, stepped onto the city wall, the Turkic soldiers and horses below were immediately silenced by the shock.

In this world, there is a fat woman like this?!

Yang Shuang grinned and went straight to the root of his ear, "Abo, see clearly, this is the woman you want!" If you don't retire from the army, be careful that Lao Tzu marries her to marry"

Before he finished speaking, Shi Da, Lu Xiaobu and others beside him retreated in fright.

"Marry him!"

Qi Guoyuan, who was carrying a pair of rough paper hammers and wearing the armor of the Western Regions-style generals, saw the direction of his fingers clearly, and immediately fell to the ground with his legs weak, "The Metropolitan Governor spares his life!" ”

And Apo under the city, the two squinted eyes were round, and he shouted angrily: "Sui people! How dare you lie to me!! ”

Yang Shuang was puzzled, "Where did Lao Tzu lie to you?" Say that you must marry! ”

Qi Guoyuan, who was just about to get up, fell to the ground again, his face full of tears without tears, "Dadu Governor, even if the last general dies, he will resolutely refuse!! ”

"This ugly girl like a pig, is she a princess?" Awa was furious.

"Presumptuous!" Without waiting for Yang Shuang to speak, the pig woman slapped the wall and scolded angrily with her voice that even her vocal cords were fat and distorted: "You dare to say that a woman with a sand bowl is a little bit like this, and when the palace returns to the royal court, it will definitely destroy you!" ”

"Where did the wicked woman come from?!" Awa bent his bow and arrows, and his tail feathers came out of his hand.

Sou!

While!

Yang Shuang will not let the princess die like this, he has practiced the skills of raising horses, cattle and sheep in the Turks, and he can be called a god-level veterinarian in the horse lost, which is countless times stronger than Aba's sorcerer who can only see people.

As for what means were used to bring the princess to her knees?

Raise a piece with a pig, and then use food to lure it, if you don't follow, throw it in front of the dinosaur fossil to scare it, if you don't follow, Loulan ghost envoy does leave a snake nest, not only eggs, but also very bright colors.

Just because a woman likes flashy things doesn't mean she likes colorful snakes.

"Big Logo!! How dare you kill me?!! The pig farmer let out a piercing scream.

"This?" Hearing the familiar name, Ah Bo was a little incredulous, and immediately his face was full of grief and indignation, and he scolded Yang Shuang bitterly: "Shameless Sui people, do you think that finding a wicked woman who knows my name can coax me?" Wish for the moon! She's not a princess at all, and she !! ”

War is fought without warning.

Nearly 10,000 Turkic cavalry slapped their horses forward, relying on sprinting to throw arrows in their hands.

The sword and shield soldiers, who had been prepared for a long time, relied on the wall battlements to connect the battle shields in parallel with each other, and quickly formed a defensive system.

The archers, on the other hand, fought back through the gaps in the battlements.

"I'm a mother!" Seeing the rain and arrows in the sky, Qi Guoyuan, who had never experienced such a scene, screamed in surprise, moved his body and crawled behind the princess Qianjin, who was protected by the sword and shield soldiers.

But when the thing looked up, his forehead touched a touch of softness.

It's a bit like a woman's thing, but it's soft and a little hard, and the scale is ...... Hey, it's too big, right?

Qi Guoyuan swallowed his saliva, and couldn't help but stretch out his salty pig hand, the thief is bitter, where to find a woman in the big ravine!

Even if you wait for ten days and half a month, you finally meet the darts, and you have to weigh the strength of both sides, besides, there are no women in there!

After ten years of not knowing the taste of meat, I finally ......

However, as soon as the big slap fell, he knew that he was wrong!

I saw the fat face of the princess in front of me, "Do you believe that this palace chopped off your dog paw?" ”

As a man who wants to be a ringing horse, how can Qi Guoyuan be cowardly.

"Stinky girl, what is the fierceness, can you get pregnant after touching it twice?"

As he spoke, Qi Guoyuan withdrew the big slap pressed on his buttocks, turned his hands into dragon claws, and grabbed them fiercely in front of him.

"Deng's disciple, the old lady fought with you!"

The princess wanted to cry aggrieved.

is in the prime of life (20 years old), and she is the princess of the Northern Zhou Dynasty, even if she marries a Turk, Sha Boluo has never let her suffer such grievances.

was caught and almost stripped naked, thinking that he would be bald, but he didn't expect to be arranged to raise pigs.

Raise pigs! She is a princess who actually raises pigs!

Not only that, but she was forced to eat the unpalatable pork, saying that if she couldn't raise delicious meat, she would have to raise pigs for the rest of her life!

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In order to raise a good pig, she tried everything she could, roasted the fire in the cold, fanned the fan in the hot weather, fed the feed on time, and sang at a fixed point, which was more elaborate than serving the Great Khan!

"Am I easy, me!"

The princess roared angrily, ignoring the danger of the stray arrows piercing her body, and threw Qi Guoyuan to the ground.