Chapter 11: No jokes

The eldest grandson resisted the urge to eat a lot, and asked his son with a smile: "Pheasant slave, how do you make this dish?" ”

Li Zhi really wanted to say how I couldn't cook these dishes when I used to eat them in my previous life, but considering that the biggest possibility for him to say this was that he was directly beaten to death by his father, Li Zhi's almighty master had to appear again.

"Qiankun bag, open."

A thick book fell to the ground, Li Zhi bent down to pick it up and handed it to the eldest grandson and said, "The three dishes of the queen mother are all in this book." ”

Touching the hard page, not to mention what was written in it, the eldest grandson's heart was not at peace, there was actually a colorful picture on it, the content of the picture was a plate of exquisite dishes, the dishes on it were like the real thing, and you could still feel the refracted light.

It's not like a human being can do it.

Well, the gaze of the eldest grandson Xianhou is unmistakable, and this is indeed not made by people, but printed by a printing press.

Everyone's eyes were attracted by this colorful recipe, Li Zhi was very satisfied with the effect he made, although it was the recipe that was in the spotlight, but Li Zhi felt that their gaze was no different from falling on his body.

After the shock, Li Er hurriedly grabbed Li Zhi's arm and said excitedly: "Where do you have a few books of this material?" ”

Li Zhi pretended to be confused and said, "I have to take out all of this and count them." ”

"Bang la la"

All the books in the Qiankun bag fell out, and there were hundreds of books when you counted them carefully.

The shocked crowd didn't care about Li Er's presence, and after Li Er and his wife each had a book, they each picked up a book.

"All of them are such beautiful books, and each one of them is priceless." Li Er said with a stunned expression.

As the supreme emperor of the Tang Dynasty, Li Er felt that he was simply a poor egg in front of Li Zhi's son.

His cognitive abilities had been completely subverted by his son, and he thought it was all a dream, but the real pain that secretly pinched himself told him that everything was real.

"Pheasant slave, where did you get these books?" Li Er turned into a gossip party and began to find out the roots.

"My master said that these books were all obtained from a planet called the earth, and the master said that these books are sold by the pound on the earth."

"Earth? Heavenly body? Weigh the pound and sell? ”

These three nouns made Li Er feel dizzy, in front of his son, who was a few years old, how could it be like two people changing roles, shouldn't he make him feel dizzy?

At this time, in order to solve the doubts in the heart of the great His Majesty Li Er, His Royal Highness Li Zhi began to show off his knowledge about the planet that he only knew a few scratches.

"What a planet is is very simple, the place where we live is a planet, and the stars we see at night are also planets, but for example, we are too far away, so it will look only a little bigger."

Li Zhi felt like the richest man in the world showing off his wealth to a group of beggars, and that feeling was really cool.

It's just cool, don't want it.

The ancients always believed that the sky was round and the earth was round, and Li Er still had some difficulty believing these theories that Li Zhi said.

But that's not what he's concerned about right now.

"Child, can your master make the books of the Four Books and the Five Classics look like this?"

Li Zhi agreed: "I'll ask my master and his old man to get hundreds of Four Books and Five Classics another day, what do you think, father?" ”

Li Er said with a satisfied face: "Okay, it's still a childish slave." ”

In that pile of books, Li Er found the Spring and Autumn Three Biography, Zuo Biography, Ram Biography, and Gu Liang Biography, and said to Li Zhi: "Father Huang will take these three books and read them first." ”

After seeing His Majesty Li Er do this, the others also began to divide up the books that Li Zhi took out.

Li Tai was even more direct, and a little smile appeared on his fat face and said: "Childish slave, these books are kept by the imperial brother for you, and the imperial brother will show them to you when you want to read them in the future." ”

Li Zhi was disdainful in his heart, a group of earth leopards who have never seen the world, my book is calculated by one ton at a time, and the ones you take away are not even a dime.

However, Li Zhi's cheap is not so easy to take, and he said to Li Er: "Father, I have an idea that I want my father to fulfill." ”

"Oh, if you say it, your father will fulfill you."

In Li Er's heart, the immature slave who could be deceived by himself and others into taking away so many precious books probably couldn't mention anything to embarrass him, so he readily agreed without asking anything clearly.

Li Zhi is overjoyed, his life is boring, with his father's golden words, his future life will be colorful.

Thinking of this, he glanced at Li Tai with bad intentions, and this glance made the hairs on Li Tai's body stand up, and he felt very bad in his heart.

"My father and son want to set up a kindergarten."

"What's that kindergarten?" His Majesty Li Er's thirst for knowledge is still very strong, which makes Li Zhi give him one hundred and twenty likes in his heart.

"Kindergarten is a place for young children to learn and play. The child decided to let all the children in my family between the ages of three and ten come to study with me, but their family needs to pay some money to the child. ”

"This ......"

Li Er felt a little embarrassed, his dignified emperor supported his son to collect money from the ministers, this seems to be a bad thing to say.

Li Zhi saw Li Er's thoughts, he hurriedly began to pull a helper, jumped up and ran to the queen mother, and asked in that immature tone: "What does the queen mother mean by not joking, and please teach the queen mother." ”

Li Er had the urge to slap himself in the mouth, he was too carried away just now, just taking advantage of a little advantage, and forgetting the son in front of him, that is a genius.

The eldest grandson looked at Li Er's depressed appearance and smiled unkindly, and then explained seriously: "Jun Wu jokes mean that what your father says must be counted. ”

Li Zhi had a suddenly realized expression, but Li Er felt that this little guy's face looked so bad.

Since this matter had to be agreed, His Majesty Li Er began to consider what the benefit of this matter was.

After all, it is not easy to convince this group of courtiers to fight the world with themselves, especially Wei Zheng, the old man, if he can't give him a good reason, I'm afraid he will spray himself fiercely.

There are a lot of good things in this son, and he knows a lot of things, and the most important thing is that he also has a master like a fairy.

As long as he first spreads the news of the good things that his son has, and then brings up the matter of this kindergarten, those wise ministers will inevitably agree.

Of course, he can also ask Guanyin to come forward and communicate with their wife, there are many people in these guys who are afraid of guilt.

In a word, it is to tell them that they can enter the kindergarten of the young slaves, and it is the green smoke rising from the graves of their ancestors.

His own son is a genius, and being with a genius for a long time can also make their children smart, which is nothing in exchange.