Zheng has made a lot of beautiful sketches for his future, such as marrying ten wives, such as earning a mountain of gold, and lying on the mountain of gold every day and sleeping with his wives in his arms. (PM) It's very unproductive, but it's his ideal after all, and you can't laugh at a person's ideals because they aren't big enough.

Among the many beautiful sketches, Fang Zheng never thought that one day he would be kidnapped by bandits, it is undeniable that there are many beautiful things in this world, if others politely invite you to a certain restaurant for a banquet in the next post, you will definitely go happily, maybe you will look forward to a little, will there be a sudden encounter at the banquet. But if a group of bandits knock you on a stick, and then tie you up like a birthday present and throw you into the carriage, I believe that the most optimistic people will not be naïve to think that these bandits invited you to go on a blind date.

Fang Zheng gritted his teeth hatefully, glared at his bearded face, and said angrily: "Why do you listen to you for everything?" With such an adult, can you have some of your own opinions? ”

The bearded face grinned and said, "Hehe, if the master treats me well, I will listen to the master." ”

After saying a few words to the bearded face, Fang Zheng suddenly realized that this guy was not small, and his head didn't seem to be very bright......

"Hey, let me ask you, why did your family tie me up? How much ransom are you going to demand from my family? "Now that he has encountered bandits, Fang Zheng is more aware of his current situation. To put it simply, he is a brand new meat ticket with a strong silver flavor.

This also directly explains why they didn't kill him on the spot. Only live meat tickets can be exchanged for a rich ransom, and dead meat tickets can only be fattened.

It's just that how can this gang of bandits have such courage to dare to pretend to be a eunuch at the feet of the Son of Heaven, and they are tied to the current emperor's concubine, and the second-rank minister who also holds great power, and after tying him, he was thrown into the carriage and went out of the city generously......

Fang Zheng couldn't help but be a little depressed, when did the bandits become arrogant? Isn't that better than the regular army? There's definitely something greasy in there.

Zi Yan shook his head blankly when he heard this.

Confirmed. He's a fool.

Fang Zheng's eyes rolled. Smiled: "Hey, do you like silver?" ”

The bearded face heard the words. Nodded happily.

Fang Zheng was overjoyed. Busy said: "If you let me go." I'll give you money. How much and how much to have. What do you think? ”

Bearded Face looked at him with great disdain. Youyou said: "All the money you have on your body has been scavenged by us. Where are you going to get the money for me? Are you really stupid? ”

Fang Zheng sweated profusely. Is this guy really stupid or fake? Look down. Sure enough, yes. The bandits searched it cleanly, and even took away his clothes. Now wear it on him. It is a very ordinary gray coarse cloth garment.

The bearded face lowered the curtain and shouted, and the carriage moved, running in an unknown direction.

Fang Zheng didn't know where he was going to take him, and he didn't know who the "master" in his mouth was, Fang Sheng had the courage to kidnap the imperial court officials, he only knew that the only one who was in charge of guarding and transporting him now should be the stupid bandit with a bearded face, so if Fang Zheng wanted to escape, he had to take advantage of the opportunity on the road to run quickly, if he reached their bandits' den, it would be difficult to run again.

"Stop, stop! Hurry up! With his mind decided, Fang Zheng immediately came out with a moth.

"What's wrong with you?" Bearded Face stopped the carriage and looked impatient.

"I'm going to pee!" Fang Zheng is justified in feeling that eating, drinking, and Lazar is a human right that he should enjoy as a meat ticket.

"Okay, you can find a place to solve it." This time, the bearded face agreed happily.

Fang Zheng looked at himself who was tied up, and said angrily: "Then you have to untie me, I was tied like this, how to solve it?" Can you help me hold on? ”

The bearded face looked embarrassed when he heard this, and kept scratching his head.

"What's wrong?" Fang Zheng asked strangely, shouldn't this stupid bandit just ask him to pull his pants?

The bearded face said honestly: "You can pee in charge, but I didn't say that I can loosen you." ”

Fang Zheng said angrily: "If you don't let go, how can I sprinkle?" If I can't help it, I'll just sprinkle it on your carriage, it's dirty and smelly, can you stand it? ”

The bearded face was anxious, "Don't tell me that the carriage is my carriage, and I cherish its ...... on weekdays."

"Then you untie me."

"No, don't let the master go."

"Then I'll get you in the car."

"No, you stain my carriage and beat you!"

"Then you untie me."

"No, the owner won't let me."

“…………”

“…………”

Repeating it several times, Fang Zheng finally closed his mouth helplessly. He thought it was a very stupid thing to talk to a stupid bandit.

The stupid bandit thought that he was chatting with Fang Zheng quite speculatively, this guy's popularity in the bandit's den may not be good, and other bandits don't like to talk to him, so although Fang Zheng's conversation with him just now was extremely boring, he said it with relish.

Seeing that Fang Zheng closed his mouth, he stabbed him with his bearded face, and said unhappily: "Why don't you continue to talk?" ”

Fang Zheng lamented in his heart, in which mountain did they find such a superb fool......

Sullenly fell into the carriage, Fang Zheng didn't want to talk to him anymore.

The bearded face said strangely: "You don't pee anymore?" ”

"I don't sprinkle it, and suddenly I don't feel it."

So the bearded face continued to catch the car.

There are all the moths above the way, one moment to drink water, another leg cramps, anyway, in the final analysis, he has only one purpose, he has to think of a way to fool his beard face to loosen him. He knew that he could only escape if he loosened his ties.

But he miscalculated the stubbornness of a fool. It's easy to say, the pit is abducted and deceived, the methods have been exhausted, the bearded face is just biting and not letting go, and they all say that fools do things with a tendon, and today Fang Zheng can be regarded as insightful. He also suddenly understood why their boss wanted to send a fool to escort him, and if Fang Zheng himself was in charge, he would do the same. It's so worry-free!

There was no hope of loosening the ties, so Fang Zheng had no choice but to chat with his bearded face, taking the opportunity to set up information.

For this, the bearded face didn't hide it from him, the simple fool was fooled by Fang Zheng and simply poured beans into an embroidery tube, from the mouth of the bearded face, Fang Zheng probably knew the information of these bandits.

That's right, they are a group of bandits, the so-called bandits, of course, the bandit den who lives in the mountains is two hundred miles away from the capital, not too far. It's hard to imagine that there are bandits in the gentle and delicate land of Jiangnan, and they are only two hundred miles away from the city of the Son of Heaven, and they hide themselves very deeply.

This gang of bandits plus their families, a total of about 200 people, specializes in robbing past merchants and dart teams on weekdays, but occasionally they also do part-time jobs such as kidnapping tickets for extortion, to put it simply, Fang Zheng's meat ticket is the product of the bandits' side business.

As for

Why did you tie him up, who didn't tie up and what characters in the capital were at a loss, and I didn't know what to ask. Fang Zheng thought about it, what can a fool know?

After chatting for more than two hours, the carriage arrived at the foot of a mountain, and the bearded face cheered happily: "It's finally here!" ”

Fang Zheng sighed deeply when he heard this, he couldn't get it, so he could adapt to it.

There was a simple melon shed on the side of the mountain road, and when he heard the cheers of the bearded face, an old man ran out of the melon shed, and glanced at the carriage vigilantly, and the cloudy old eyes burst out of a fine light at that moment. Later, when I saw that it was a bearded face, I couldn't help but relax immediately, and said angrily: "Bearded face, what are you shouting about?" Who was in the carriage? ”

Look, everyone's eyes are bright, and this stupid bandit is really called Bearded Face.

At the same time, Fang Zheng also probably had a good idea of the nature of this melon shed, which was the same as the small restaurant opened under Liangshan, an outpost belonging to the bandits' base camp, transmitting the situation under the mountain and warning at any time, and perhaps by the way, he also did a part-time job of knocking out the stuffy sticks of the past merchants.

The bearded face scratched his head, and said with a simple smile: "Hehe, the head of the family tied a fat sheep in the capital and asked me to send it back first." ”

Fang Zheng sat in the car and vomited blood in anger, listen, what are you talking about! Fat sheep, which bastard is this word? The Fang family business does business, and does it know that the smile service can't be used between the kidnapper and the meat ticket? From another point of view, the meat ticket can be regarded as a kidnapper's customer, right?

The old man glanced at the carriage and nodded, "Then you get on."

The bearded face smiled, shook the whip in his hand and drove up the mountain.

The road up the mountain was actually quite wide, and the carriage was quite feasible, and it seemed that these bandits still had considerable economic strength. When he reached the halfway point of the mountain, Beard Face stopped the carriage, and with one hand, he took Fang Zheng out like a bird's cage, and then took the initiative to untie the cowhide band rope on Fang Zheng's body for the first time.

Fang Zheng was happy in his heart, as soon as the rope was opened on his bearded face, Fang Zheng didn't want to think about it, so he ran down the mountain, the speed was as fast as lightning, as fast as thunder, and only the whirring wind and the regressing scenery were heard in his ears.

casually glanced back, but saw the bearded face with his hands around his chest, and Fang Zheng's escape behavior was neither stopped nor chased, and he didn't even shout.

Fang Zheng's heart tightened, something was wrong! There must be something greasy, and it is safer to run after asking clearly......

So Fang Zheng touched his nose, walked back with an embarrassed face, walked to the bearded face, and said with a dry smile: "I've been tied up for too long, and I move my hands and feet, so I ran around casually......"

The bearded face smiled and said: "Don't you want to run, kindly remind you, this is our nest, there are many hidden piles on the mountain, as well as countless traps and traps, it doesn't matter if you run, even if no one chases you, most of you will die......"

Fang Zheng was frightened into a cold sweat when he heard this, fortunately he was cautious and reined in the precipice! There was no need for Beardface to scare him, since he was sure that he would die if he escaped here, then he would definitely die. Fang Zheng is not a bold person, this kind of dangerous game of gambling with his life, it is better not to play it or try not to play.

Fang Zheng smiled wryly: "How can I be, do I seem to be the kind of person who doesn't know what to do?" You've untied me, how could I make trouble for you, you're really good at laughing, quack......"

After speaking, Fang Zheng also looked up to the sky and laughed a few times, as if what he said with a bearded face was very funny.

The bearded face patted Fang Zheng's shoulder happily, and the two of them walked up the mountain side by side with their shoulders hooked, as if they were two brothers. It made Fang Zheng feel awkward for a while, it was not that he discriminated against fools, but that the identities of the two were really not suitable for being so close, have you ever seen the scene where the kidnappers happily hooked up the meat ticket as if they were going out in the suburbs? Anyway, Fang Zheng hadn't seen it.

The road to the top of the mountain was already so narrow that the carriage couldn't cross it, so I had to walk. The woods along the way were dense, the mountain roads were rugged, and the higher you went, the steeper it became, and just when Fang Zheng was so tired that he was about to die, the bandits' den finally arrived.

Panting and looking at the bandits' den, Fang Zheng felt that there was nothing new at all, dozens of wooden bungalows were built high and low on top of the mountains, there were imaginary banners of "Walking for the Sky" on the top of the mountain, and there was no majestic and majestic Juyi Hall, Coarse One was like a very ordinary mountain village, in which lived poor families who lived by chopping wood and burning charcoal.

This bandit's den isn't very good, young master, why was I kidnapped by these shabby guys? Fang Zheng muttered dissatisfiedly in his heart, in fact, he didn't worry too much about his identity as a meat ticket until now, since the boss who had never met before specially sent people to send him to the bandits' den, it meant that he would not be poisoned for the time being.

It's just that when he saw that the bandits who kidnapped him were so shabby, Fang Zheng couldn't help but feel a little disappointed in his imagination, imagining that the heroes of the green forest who were proud of the mountains and forests, drank wine in big bowls, ate meat in large pieces, and divided gold in large scales were too different. Fang Zheng estimated that even if these bandits were bold, they would not be bold, and most of them were the kind of masters who broke one or two pieces of silver in half.

The bearded face was quite proud of his base camp, and patted Fang Zheng's shoulder to show off: "How is it?" Not bad, right? The brothers lived together and it was lively. ”

Co-author: This guy's pursuit of life is to be lively.

The two walked another mountain road to the legendary bandit's den.

Fang Zheng took a closer look, looked at these inconspicuous wooden bungalows from a distance, and took a closer look...... Sure enough, it was a bungalow. I don't know which predecessor has the spirit of Yugong, in this deep mountain and old forest, Leng has opened up a large open space, and more than a dozen houses are built on the open space, each facing differently, but faintly setting off a big house in the middle, like the stars holding the moon. What's even more amazing is that there is a small lake in the middle of the mountain forest, in which the lake is sparkling, and from time to time a live carp jumps out, struggles in mid-air to pose, and then plops down into the water.

It's a pity, with such a good scenery, how good it would be to invest in a farmhouse, but it is unreasonable to be occupied by a group of vulgar and unliterate bandits! Fang Zheng shook his head and sighed.

Bearded Face returned to the bandits' den as happy as a fish in the water, and he actually left Fang Zheng behind, found a room by himself and rushed inside, and then there was laughter and scolding inside.

The bearded face is not completely stupid, he dares to throw Fang Zheng here, regardless of it, he is naturally sure that Fang Zheng will not be able to run.

Fang Zheng is not stupid, since the mountain is as bearded face said, there are many traps...... It's better to be honest and don't get along with your life.

Fang Zheng didn't mind if no one led him to visit, and walked around leisurely.

"Hey! The boy with the head of the thief and the brain! Stop for Lao Tzu! A big man staggered out of a wooden house and shouted at Fang Zheng.

Thief head and thief brain? Say me? Fang Zheng looked over dissatisfied, and saw that this big man had a big waist and a round waist.

Zi Rou jumped suddenly, staggered towards Fang Zheng, and suddenly burped when he saw his face, and the strange smell made Fang Zheng vomit on the spot.

Seeing that Fang Zheng vomited, the big man couldn't hold back for a while, the two of them were like a pair of brothers who had drunk too much after a long absence, holding each other's shoulders and bending over to vomit, not to mention how intimate it was.

After a while, the two of them stopped vomiting, Fang Zheng wiped his mouth weakly, from last night when he was knocked to the present, he didn't eat a grain of rice at all, and his stomach was empty.

The big man squinted his drunken eyes and smiled at Fang Zheng, and said with a big tongue: "You...... Did you drink too much? ”

Fang Zheng also stammered after him: "Yes...... yes, let's ...... Drink again? ”

The big man laughed and slapped Fang Zheng so hard that he almost fell to the ground.

"Let's go! Get in and drink! ”

After speaking, the big man couldn't help but say, and walked into the house with his arms around Zheng's shoulders.

It was hot in the room, and a large group of strangely dressed people were pushing glasses around the table. Shouting, fists, laughter and crying, the noise was extreme, everyone drank too much, and no one paid attention to the extra face.

Fang Zheng was very hungry, and he didn't treat himself as an outsider, so he politely squeezed a drunk bandit who was sleeping on the table, put his hands out, tore a chicken leg, and followed the bandits' example, stepping on the chair with one foot, grabbing the chicken leg with one hand, opening his big mouth and biting fiercely, from time to time he coaxed the bandits as if he were making fun, or laughed a few times, and his vulgar appearance was more like a bandit than a bandit.

In this way, Fang Zheng followed into the bandits' banquet in a daze, and ate a full meal.

Just as Fang Zheng was aiming at a piece of fat hooves and was about to start, he suddenly heard someone shouting: "Quiet! It's all quiet for Lao Tzu! ”

The person who spoke probably had prestige among the bandits, and after a roar, everyone fell silent and looked at him with a smile.

Fang Zheng stuffed something in his mouth, took the time to raise his head and glanced at the person who spoke, and saw that he was not tall, his complexion was dark, and he had a circle of beards on his face, and the whole person looked like a man who had been running the rivers and lakes all year round.

The man was looking at Fang Zheng suspiciously, and then patted his forehead vigorously to make sure that he was not drunk, how did he see a raw face that he had never seen before in their base camp.

Fang Zheng also felt a little embarrassed in his heart when he saw him abusing his forehead, and when he saw him looking at him, Fang Zheng hurriedly smiled politely at him.

"Who are you? Why here? After making sure that he didn't know Fang Zheng, the big man asked confusedly.

It's no wonder that he is confused, the brothers are drinking together and suddenly there is an unknown face, and they are eating and drinking with everyone without any scruples, how can this scene not make people feel weird and inexplicable?

Fang Zheng tried hard to swallow the food stuffed in his mouth, and at the same time, his mind was like electricity.

How do you introduce yourself to these bandits? Talking with the bearded face along the way, Fang Zheng showed a big surprise, in the eyes of these bandits, Fang Zheng seems to be just a simple fat sheep, they do not have Fang Zheng's status as a court official, last night's kidnapping is really bizarre Zheng still hasn't figured out what is going on, it seems that he can only wait for them to come back and then inquire about it.

As for how to introduce themselves, since they didn't know that they were officials, it was impossible for Fang Zheng to be stupid enough to take the initiative to tell them.

Well, the tone of the introduction is also meaningful, to appear neither humble nor arrogant, it is best to win the initiative of thousands of meat ticket compatriots to fight for a breath......

Thinking of this, Fang Zheng put on a posture of Yang Zirong, clasped his fists and said proudly: "Heavenly King cover...... Ahem, it's easy to say, it's good to say, it's in the lower Jinling side...... Fang Xiao's five heroes, please! ”

In a hurry, I didn't have time to think of other names, so I had to take the senior scholar Xiao Wu in the house and count them.

"Fang Xiaowu? Who is it? Dahan was confused, and asked in a low voice The bandit brothers were all shaking their heads, and Dahan's face became even more confused.

"I was invited by your master to go up the mountain, you are very enthusiastic, brother, I admit it!" After Fang Zheng finished explaining with a smile, he saluted everyone with his fists in his fists, looking like a young chivalrous man.

That's right, right? Wasn't he invited to the mountain by their masters? It's just a little rude,! actually knocked Lao Tzu with a stick!

When everyone heard this, they looked at each other, they couldn't understand why the head of the family wanted to invite this young man up the mountain, could it be that this young man who looked magnificently also wanted to join the gang?

"Haha, it turned out that the head of the house invited his brother to go up the mountain, this Brother Fang, please! The head of the house is still stepping on the idea in the capital, slaughtering the fat sheep, and going back tomorrow, we are not well greeted, forgive me! No matter what he came up for, since he was invited by the master, he had to give face to the master, Dahan pulled Fang Zheng over without hesitation and invited him to sit at the table, and then Dahan slapped the table and shouted: "Bring the wine!" ”

In this way, Fang Zheng once again successfully blended into the bandit circle, hooked up with the bandits, like a fish in water, and was at ease, acting as if he had been a bandit in his life, and it was a big joke to be a court official.

At this time, the bearded face broke in, and when he saw Fang Zheng sitting on the seat and eating Haisai, he was immediately overjoyed, and said with a simple smile: "It turns out that you are here, I thought you ran away, hehe......"

The big man who invited Fang Zheng to sit at the table was puzzled when he heard this: "Bearded face, when did you come back?" Do you know this Fang brother? ”

The bearded face scratched his head, as if he was very shy, and said with a simple smile: "Why don't you know, he is the meat ticket kidnapped from the capital......"

"Meat ticket?" All the bandits stood up at the same time in shock, glaring at Fang Zheng fiercely.

Fang Zheng closed his eyes in pain, and sighed in his heart, alas, this is the end of good luck, I should continue to be my meat ticket......

"Fuck! Pretending to be like the second master in front of Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu thinks that you are a big man invited by the master, it turns out that you are a meat ticket for a long time, and you have been calling us a brother for so long, being a fool when Lao Tzu? The big man couldn't help it at first, jumped up with a black face and scolded.

The bandits were furious, and they slapped the table and scolded, especially the few bandits who were fooled by Fang Zheng and wanted to worship him during the banquet just now, and the scolding was even more intense, as if they had been greatly insulted.

Fang Zheng sighed, the class contradiction between the kidnappers and the meat ticket can't be resolved in a while......

Fang Zheng walked out honestly, holding his head with both hands, squatting down, crying and mourning, looking at the angry bandits, and said in an unusually resentful tone: "Heroes,...... Let's say okay first, don't slap your face......"