Chapter 13: The Flood Current
The soft glow of the orange night camp lantern and the flickering light of the campfire reflected the light and shadow of the tent and the twinkling stars in the sky, making people dizzy and poetic, and they did not want to fall asleep for a long time.
Whew~~~, Whew~, Snorr, Whew~
Xu Qiang, who was in the tent, opened his eyes wide, looked at the night scene outside through the gap in the door curtain, covered his ears with his hands, and was tormented by Luo Fatzi's high-pitched, melodious snoring so much that he couldn't sleep for a long time.
Xu Qiang now hates this iron chain, after the two of them got into their sleeping bags, due to the limitations of the sleeping bag design or the designer never thought that there would be such a strange survival activity, resulting in the two being very close, the fat man's deafening snoring exploded in Xu Qiang's ears, even if the soundproof earplugs were plugged in, it didn't work.
The snoring sound that makes the blood gushing, the heart beat faster, and the blood pressure rises, like a magic sound, reverberates in the ears, and the tail echo also has the illusion of lingering sounds. Even the thin man, the designer of this survival game activity, hated it, and Xu Qiang pondered how he could toss them next time he organized this activity, and solve today's hatred.
In the middle of the moon, it was late at night, Xu Qiang, who was counting sheep in his heart, couldn't resist the temptation of the sleepy insects, and slowly put down his mind, in a state of seeming to be asleep, and a smile appeared at the corner of his mouth, as if to say, "Look, it's not difficult, I can also sleep!" ”
In this magical sleep state, it felt like a dream, a gurgling, gurgling sound reached Xu Qiang's ears, and then he heard a "poof", a long fart echoed throughout the tent, directly waking Xu Qiang up.
And the initiator Luo Fatzi also woke up at this time, hugging his stomach in his sleeping bag and turning over and over and over and screaming in pain.
"Ouch, ouch, my stomach hurts, Brother Qiang, I can't stand it, my stomach hurts so much, I want to hurry up and get a tuba."
Xu Qiang, who had already been tossed enough to choke on this, heard this, and his head was suddenly full of black lines, one head was two big, although he was extremely reluctant, but looking at the fat man's uncomfortable appearance, he could only quickly get up and help the fat man grope his way to find a bush far away from the tent.
Considering some inappropriate pictures of the stay, Xu Qiang hurriedly chose an upwind outlet to stand with his back to Luo Fatzi, trying to stay away from Luo Fatzi. As soon as he turned around, he felt a flood of power spread around him, tearing through the void with an unstoppable momentum, and then a thunderclap burst out in the middle of the night, along with a roar of pain and comfort.
"Ah, that's cool!"
The explosion of momentum made Luo Fatzi tremble comfortably, and the fat of his whole body trembled and trembled, and he wanted to soar.
"Fatty, you are so shameless, disgusting...... Gott ~ vomit ~ "
Xu Qiang, who was disgusted by the fat man's behavior, wanted to say a few words, but he was hit by the air flow bursting out of the power of the wilderness, and even the wind in the upwind direction was forced back, and the dark, thick, and sticky air flow was stably sent to Xu Qiang's nose, making his breathing suddenly stagnate, his eyes were black and he almost fainted.
The air was pounding his nose all the time, making him want to stop. I want to go back by the wind, but I am afraid of the flood and the iron chain, and I look forward to tears. And the sentence "Thousands of mountains and birds fly away, and thousands of paths and people disappear" suddenly jumped into his mind, and he sighed again and again that the artistic conception of the ancients is high!
At this moment, Xu Qiang's heart is ready to die. This reminded him of a popular saying: The one who stinks the most is always the one who farts, because the person next to him can walk away. Xu Qiang really wants to cry without tears, who said it, I promise not to kill you. Why can't I just walk away? Thin man, you wait for me to see how I clean you up.
Yes!! I'm mad at me!
And the thin man Da Liu, who stayed up all night in Laojun Cave to observe the video positioning, couldn't help but sneeze twice, shrunk his neck, and said to himself: "The climate in this mountain is cold, it's still so cold in May, and I will have more clothes to stay." ”
Luo Fatman's stomach was really angry, and it added up to more than 20 minutes, which made Xu Qiang suffer for more than 20 minutes, which made Luo Fatzi really embarrassed, and bluntly said that he wanted to suffer this crime for Brother Qiang, and promised that there would be no next time, which made Xu Qiang feel better.
"Okay, okay, don't say it, go back quickly." Xu Qiang looked disgusted and urged him to hurry up and leave.
"That, Brother Qiang, you came out in a hurry, you didn't have any paper on you, did you have it on you?"
When Xu Qiang heard this, he hurriedly touched it in his pocket. After touching his hand for a while, it suddenly stopped in mid-air, and when Luo Fatzi saw this situation, his face turned white as soon as he brushed the ground. At the first time, he thought of two possibilities, one was to use leaves, and the other was to return to the tent with Brother Qiang. But thinking about how embarrassing the second way is, I can only raise my eyes to find the right leaves.
By the time the fat man finished tossing, it was almost three o'clock in the morning, and on the way back, Luo Fat Man crossed his legs and walked in a circle. What's going on? Wipe the buttocks, pull a lot, and it took more than 20 leaves in a row to wipe them clean.
Xu Qiang, who hadn't slept for most of the night, was also sleepy-eyed, his eyelids were fighting, and after getting into the tent, he no longer took care of Luo Fatzi, and fell asleep.
Luo Fatzi, who has always felt embarrassed, also knows that he has a snoring problem, plus the tossing just now, this will not be particularly sleepy, so wait for Xu Qiang to fall asleep before sleeping. But there were no minutes, and the fat man couldn't stand it, and after a while, the snoring sound shook the sky, and it had little impact on Xu Qiang, who was already asleep. Fortunately, the fat man didn't have diarrhea again, otherwise, Xu Qiang would definitely have a big outbreak, I don't know if the fat man will really dig a hole and get into it by himself, it's really embarrassing!
The two people who slept were immersed in sleep, and at this time, it was also the time when people were sleepy, and no one noticed that a meteor fell downward from the distant sky, and the landing point happened to be around Lingguan.
When the meteor fell, there was no sound, no explosion and no shock wave, but a ball of fire gradually lit up at the fall point, and a gust of wind also appeared out of thin air, blowing the fire bigger and bigger, blowing in the direction of Laojun Cave, and spreading to both sides.
In the morning, under the reminder of the alarm clock, Xu Qiang and the two woke up and looked at the sky outside, it was already dawn.
The two of them came out of the tent, and there was a faint mist in the forest in the distance, this should be the morning mist, under the morning light, it showed a kind of blue color, and with the wind in the mountains fluttering forward, it seemed to have a tendency to gradually speed up the surge. The direction of Lingguan is full of red light, this should be the morning glow, as a person who has lived in the city haze for a long time, it should be a very luxurious thing to be able to see the morning glow. There is a slang saying, well, the morning glow does not go out, the sunset travels thousands of miles, it seems that the weather will change recently, hurry back to Zhengzhou in the afternoon.