Chapter 3 Xianyang's Home
The food was exquisite, the palace maid pretty. Yun Yue's heart is lonely, and anyone who is about to compete with a professional killer-like guy will do this.
Zhuang Xiang ran away after a while, and Yun Yue didn't even say a word. Lu Buwei was just diligently persuading him to drink, and in his opinion, Yun Yue's victory in the competition was also happy and joyful. After defeating him, he naturally had an extra boost, and today he tried his best to protect Yunyue. The Great Qin Native faction must have thought that Yun Yue was Lu Buwei's person, and threw over a pair of small shoes. Hey...... Even if Yun Yue wanted not to cooperate with herself, it was impossible. If Yun Yue is unfortunately defeated and dies, will he not grit his teeth with the character of King Zhuang Xiang? When that time comes, I'll get some more eye drops! Hey......!
No one cares if they live or die! Yun Yue can see that the guy who plays politics doesn't have a good bird.
The house arranged by the Qin people for the Yun family is not small, with a three-story courtyard. Covering an area of at least twenty or thirty acres, the Qin people advocate frugality and are so generous to Yun Yue is already a special case.
Lu Buwei, who led the way, took Yun Yue and turned around the street, and a guy in a green coat and a small hat ran inside quickly.
"Mister is back, sir is back!"
Yun Yue was startled, and took a closer look at the two rows of people standing under the cornices and arches. Yishui's green clothes and hats are dressed up, but there are gray-haired old men and weak-crowned teenagers. The grandmother has Qimei on her left and Ulan on her right. In front of him stood the big girl and the little girl, and the aunts and aunts stood in front of the door. Looking at the look of anticipation, it is obvious that I have been waiting for a long time.
The depressed and melancholy mood of being pitted immediately got better, and a man must be responsible. It's like a gray wolf who can't catch a sheep. Bullied by elephants and despised tigers outside. There are all kinds of grievances, and when I return home, I also smile at the red wolf.
Otherwise, there is a saying that if you marry, you will marry a gray wolf.
I don't know where the cumbersome ritual came from. The lit wormwood smoked around the body, saying that it was to remove evil spirits. Stepping over the brazier and sweeping away the dust, the big bolt shouted: "The master of the house enters the door!" The door behind him slammed shut.
"It's good to be back, it's good to be back!" Grandma Yun stroked Yun Yue's face, and the muddy tears fell down with a "pop" and "pop", and the rough old hand scraped on her face a little uncomfortable. Yun Yue knew that these hands had held up the sky when the Yun family collapsed.
"Grandma'......!" Yun Yue held her grandmother's hand and choked up and couldn't speak.
Aunties and aunts come here. Separate two people. Grandma is old and has gone through a long journey. In the past few days, my body has not been very good, and I hurried back after drinking the palace banquet today. In order to be able to see his grandson earlier.
The two aunts had strange smiles on their faces. Shove Yun Yue into the room. Qimei and Ulan followed in obediently, and the untrained Qimei blushed, but Ulan was not half embarrassed. The two sisters, Yansha and Yanzhi, were guarding by a huge bath bucket before they could react. Ulan began to undress Yun Yue.
After a man goes on an expedition, he is to be served by his wife and concubine to wash the dust. This is a common practice in all countries. Let Yun Yue do everything he can to prevaricate. In the end, he was picked up by three female hooligans. Qimei was so ashamed that she covered her eyes with an "ah", but the slit in her fingers was a little big. The thief's eyes were staring straight at the crotch.
The loofah pulp rubbed back and forth on the body, whether it was live or dead. Yun Yue felt that her skin was crushed. Ulan pinched his waist and commanded Jinsha and Lufthansa angrily, their identities were maids. To put it mildly, it's just a maid who passes through the room. In these years, such maids abound. It's not new.
Qimei is a no-numberer, and Ulan can't do it because she is pregnant. But it was difficult to let go of such an opportunity to spy on her husband, so she gritted her teeth and attended the banquet. He also supervised Qimei to add hot and cold water to Yunyue's bathtub. Qimei seemed to be deliberately acting, and her little face fluttered and added hot water to the bath bucket.
The feeling of the two heavens of ice and fire was very painful. Yun Yue felt like the frog that had been boiled in warm water. "Stop!" Ulan couldn't stand it anymore and stopped Qimei's murder of her husband. Add it any more, and Yun Yue will be able to serve it on the table.
Never before had so many women taken a bath under their service, and Yun Yue was sweating profusely and panicking. Looking at every woman's eyes, her eyes were a little weak, especially in the face of Qimei. I always feel a little ashamed of Xiaojing, that face is too similar. In another era, Yun Yue didn't believe that he could take a bath with four women at the same time.
"My husband is really a gentleman!" Ulan took the loofah pulp in Lufthansa's hand and scooped a little soap from the jar. Ever since Yun Yue started bathing with soaphorns, the Yun family has started to use this thing. The washed skin is smooth and smooth, much better than pig pancreas. After washing with that thing, there is always a fishy smell on my body. No matter how much incense you use, you can still smell it. That's it, it can only be used by large families. It seems that Yansha and Yanzhi can only be rubbed dry, and rubbing it once seems to shed a layer of skin. When Yun Yue first arrived, enjoying the bath was like a punishment.
Yun Yue was so ashamed that she almost buried her head in the water, and the little brother was even more angry. It's like a woman standing naked in front of you, pouting and laughing at you.
There's nothing to say about it now, and I don't care if there are still people listening to the window outside. A handful of Qimei, who was holding a bucket and was at a loss, was so shocked that Qimei exclaimed "ah".
The aunt and the aunt left in unison with their ears on the lattice, and looked at each other. With an ambiguous smile on her face, the aunt leaned on her aunt's ear and said something, making her aunt's face red with shame. "Pecked" the aunt, and the two left the window in a fight.
The early morning in Guanzhong is no different from Handan, except that the birds on the branches seem to be more cheerful. The birds of Lizhuang never dare to stay on the branches for too long, this is a habit that has been cultivated over the years. Those hungry children, will use various methods to catch them. Then it becomes a delicacy for the stomach, before Yun Yue arrives. There is very little meat in Lizhuang all year round, and even grasshoppers are a good choice for tooth sacrifices.
The scene on the mat is very fragrant, and it is not too much to display it horizontally with jade. Yanzhi's feet were on Yansha's stomach, and Qimei's arms were around Yansha's waist. Yun Yue was wrapped in the middle like a dumpling filling. Last night's mess made him forget all his troubles. Except for the pot-bellied woman. Yun Yue didn't let any of them go.
"Get up! The sun is old and high, and he is not afraid of people's jokes. Ulan pinched his waist and slapped Yanzhi's big white buttocks.
Yansha moved, and the result was that all four people woke up. The slippery Yun Yue was a little embarrassed. It feels like I've been caught raped in bed.
Ulan is very fierce to the Yan sisters, and she is very cold and warm to Qimei, who has a small bare buttocks, an obvious double standard.
The sisters of the Yan family did not have the slightest sense of being bullied, and hurriedly put on their clothes and ran to the next door to freshen up.
"Both of them are suffering people, and they are poor people." After all, it has been influenced by modern civilization and is not as good as the thinking of the ancients. Yun Yue couldn't help but say.
"Yes! Oh, yes! Poor people, aren't we Qimei poor people? A yellow flower girl was broken by you. You are a princess who has to sleep with these servants early in the morning. She has a soft temperament, and I, who is a sister, don't help, and I won't go against the sky one day.
Get up quickly. The sun is getting high. If you don't go to see your grandmother, it's just a ridiculous night last night. Grandma is waiting for you, but she hasn't even eaten breakfast. You can't sleep well, the whole family is hungry! ”
It's okay not to speak. A mouth was counted down by Qimei. The buttocks were also rubbed with oil several times by this big-bellied woman.
The pot-bellied woman can't afford to mess with it! Yun Yue's hand stretched out to touch her stomach was opened. Helpless, he could only get dressed under Ulan's service. In fact, Yun Yue has not worn the clothes of this Warring States until now. It feels like a lump of cloth wrapped around your body, and it is extremely cumbersome to wear. The most annoying thing is that it's all naked yet.
It's better to say that it's even a little cooler in the summer, but what about the winter? Do you want the little brother to drink the wind? Now that Xianyang has settled down, Yun Yue told Wulan about the best practices. I drew a pattern casually, and the bullet ** was forgotten. But the boxers are no problem, Qimei Bingxue glanced at the pattern and nodded again and again.
Since Yun Yue arrived at the Yun family. At home, there is a habit of eating at a large table. It's not that there wasn't any, it's that there was no such thing as a table. After the three brothers arrived in Xianyang, they began to rush to work. Finally finished a large round table before Yun Yue returned. The patent leather is all new, and it looks shiny and beautiful.
"Grandma, your grandson didn't make you worry about messing around last night." Yun Yue stepped forward to greet her grandmother, and Ulan followed behind to greet her in the same way, but was pulled by her grandmother.
"You are a person with a body, what do you do with so many courtesies. Come and sit next to me! Grandma rejoiced when she looked at Ulan's big belly, this is the next generation of the Yun family. Although this grandson was picked up, it is no different from his own grandson. Sensible, filial, and capable. In these chaotic years, I laid this big family business with my bare hands, and I heard the Queen Mother say yesterday. It seems that the king of Qin wants to reuse his grandson, although the family died at the hands of the Qin. But in my heart, Qin is still more livable than Zhao. Not to mention anything else, the spirit of the people on the street. When Zhao Guoren compares with others, he has to travel a few streets.
Seeing that the little girls were all looking at themselves, Yun Yue grabbed a steamed bun. Shout: Eat! The little girls cheered and began to move.
Ulan was naturally the focus of everyone's attention, and the delicate small clay bowl in front of him was stuffed with all kinds of food. All stacked into pagodas. The pickles are topped with honey hibiscus cake, and under the buns is a leek box. Everywhere is this, the taste can reach Java.
The big-bellied woman has a good appetite, especially after listening to her grandmother's sentence that this is a meal for two people. Then he ate more happily, just after the little girl put a chicken leg in the bowl. The pot-bellied woman covered her mouth and ran out, vomiting so loudly that it seemed that she was going to vomit out her stomach.
Xiaoya's face was first confused, then embarrassed, and then she sobbed quietly. Little people are simple-minded and don't know what pregnancy reaction is. I just thought that I gave my favorite chicken leg to my sister-in-law, and my sister-in-law disgusted herself and went out to vomit.
"Little girl! Sister-in-law doesn't dislike you, sister-in-law has a baby in her belly. Don't see anything greasy! Yun Yue hurriedly coaxed her sister, and so did the cook. Early in the morning, what do you do with a plate of roast chicken. It seems that the combination of nutritious meals is a problem, and it is necessary to popularize who can eat big buns with pure meat filling in the morning.
"Sister-in-law really doesn't dislike me?" The little girl blinked her big eyes with tears. The innocence on his face made Yun Yue not know how to explain this knowledge.
"Women will be like this when they have a baby, you ask your mother when you were in your mother's womb, was this the case?" In order to dispel the doubts in the little girl's heart, Yun Yue had no choice but to kick the ball to her aunt. It's really a bit unspeakable for a big man to say this to an innocent little girl.
"How can you be so tossed, a little girl. This girl is quiet, and this Miss Wu family must be a son if she is so noisy. Auntie said with a smile, and put down her chopsticks to look at Ulan outside.
"The third family said it well, it must be a boy! Hehe, it must be a boy! The old grandmother was very approving, and her face was like a blooming chrysanthemum. The folds are all smiling, and the grandson can spread the branches and leaves, which is the blessing of the Yun family.
After laughing for a long time, grandma suddenly remembered the words of the Queen Mother yesterday. stopped laughing and asked: "Yesterday, the Queen Mother said that the king wanted to reuse you, and she didn't ask too late last night." What kind of official did the king seal you? ”
"Uh......! Ahem, ahem, ahem, ......! Yun Yue choked on a mouthful of porridge and coughed violently. A few grains of rice erupted from their nostrils.
The happiness and warmth of the family almost made Yun Yue forget that she had to fight to the death with a professional killer.
"The laws of Great Qin are strict, and the matter of sealing the official can only be decided after consulting with the clan and the ministers. Where is it so fast, but grandma doesn't have to worry, there will always be news in a few days. ”
Yun Yue didn't plan to tell her grandmother about the martial arts competition, there was no need to worry about herself when she was old. Men are the pillars of the family, and they have to hold on to everything.
After eating in a panic, Yun Yue pondered in the courtyard. casually compared taekwondo a few times, but how to look at it and feel that there is no score, when it comes to riding a horse, Wang Jian seems to have grown up on a horse. In terms of foot combat, the guy has been trained in all kinds of martial arts since he was a child. Whatever you take and chop can become a murderous weapon.
In the past 20 years, in addition to going to school, I have been mountaineering. Homicide...... killing a dog, there will be dog lovers who will find you trouble. If you dare to take a knife and slash on the street, the SWAT will kill you when they come, and there is no room for negotiation.
If you want to break your head, if you don't have the help of aliens, there is no possibility of beating Wang Jian at all. Are you going to summon aliens yourself? (To be continued......)