Chapter 210: Performance! Miraculous iron crotch!
Su Lingwei was so angry that her face turned red.
Refreshing?
Cool you big-headed ghost!
Miss Ben is about to have a heart attack!
"Luo Tian, you shameless nasty bastard!"
Su Lingwei scolded angrily.
Luo Tian shrugged his shoulders aggrievedly and protested: "What I do is a serious service, how can you say that I am indecent?" Nasty~"
"Stinky and shameless!"
Su Lingwei was embarrassed and angry, frowned, and kicked Luo Tian fiercely.
"Ouch!"
Luo Tian was caught off guard and fell in embarrassment.
Yang Tao frowned, and took the opportunity to slip away.
Nonsense, don't slip away now, will you be killed by this kid later?
As a result, before he could take the first step, he felt a hand grab the back of his suit, and with a sharp force, he was pulled back again.
"Who let you go? Did I tell you to let you go? ”
Luo Tian looked at Yang Tao coldly.
Yang Tao swallowed his saliva and said in a panic: "Misunderstanding, all this is Zhang Yue's arrangement, and I am also a victim......
Luo Tian sneered.
"Hehe, Yang is always for the 30 million land, right?"
"This ......"
Yang Tao trembled, his eyes widened, and he looked at Luo Tian dumbfounded.
So how did this kid know about the secret thing?
"Turf? Million? What's going on? Su Lingwei asked suspiciously.
"Wife, at this time, you just need to believe me, and I'll do the rest."
Luo Tian smiled calmly, then turned around and stared at Yang Tao, the smile on his face gradually became cold:
"Mr. Yang, don't think that you can escape responsibility by pretending to be a victim. It's useless to pretend to be an innocent white rabbit! People always have to pay for their mistakes, don't you say? ”
Yang Tao blinked his frightened eyes and said nervously:
"What the hell are you, what the hell are you trying to do to me......"
"Don't be afraid, Mr. Yang, I hate fighting and killing the most, it's better to have one more friend than one more enemy, right?" Luo Tian said with a smile.
Although he didn't know what kind of medicine was sold in Luotian Gourd, Yang Tao still nodded vigorously.
"Today we are guests, Mr. Yang, you are the host, you have to perform a few shows for us, let us guests have a good time, right?"
Luo Tian hooked the corner of his mouth.
"Performances?"
Yang Tao was stunned, how could he perform any show!
Isn't that hard for a strong man?
"This is a bit difficult, I sing out of tune, and I can't perform the show......"
Yang Tao said aggrievedly.
"It's okay! As for what show to perform, I've already thought about it for you! Luo Tian looked around Yang Tao with a smile and a kind smile: "Mr. Yang, have you ever heard of a trick called an iron cloth shirt?" ”
Yang Tao nodded.
"Have you ever heard of a trick called an iron crotch?"
Iron crotch?
What is this thing?
Yang Tao thought for a few seconds, and then shook his head very dryly.
Luo Tian patted Yang Tao on the shoulder:
"Later, you'll show us the crotch!"
"But, but I've never heard of ......"
"It's okay, I'll teach you later."
"But it's the first time I've ......," Yang Tao sweated like rain on his head.
"It may be a little painful the first time, but it's good to practice a few more times, don't be afraid, it's good to be born once and cooked twice!"
Luo Tian suddenly picked up a laptop on the table, looked Yang Tao up and down with a smile, and kept smacking his lips, as if he was very satisfied.
"Luo Tian...... What are you doing? Su Lingwei was a little confused.
"Calm down, I'll show you a wonderful show later!" Luo Tian smiled and threw a wink at Su Lingwei.
Su Lingwei frowned, and based on her IQ, she immediately guessed that Luo Tian was bullied in the bread box just now, and this was to find Yang Tao to vent his revenge.
The problem is that with Yang Tao's pampered body, it is very likely that he will be directly played to death by Luo Tian......
"Mr. Yang, spread your legs apart, be good~"
Luo Tian commanded with a smile.
"You, what are you going to do to me......" Yang Tao's heart was in his throat.
Helplessly, the situation was stronger than people, and gritted his teeth, Yang Tao had to slowly separate his legs, revealing a gap between his legs.
"Nonsense, of course it's to prepare for the iron crotch show!" Luo Tian glanced at Yang Tao's crotch, and then said with a smile, "A generous and open-minded person like Mr. Yang, he must not mind lending me the crotch to use, right?" ”
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Yang Tao could hardly believe his ears.
What do you want his crotch for?
Could it be......
"Mr. Yang, don't grind and chirp, not even a girl, don't make me angry, my anger is very serious, it is possible to change the performance from iron crotch to iron brain!"
Luo Tian stared at Yang Tao with a serious face and said.
Swallowed saliva.
Yang Tao parted his legs very entangledly, like a girl who came to menstruation for the first time, she was so shy that she lowered her head, the flowers bloomed, and the car burst tires.
I saw Yang Tao holding a notebook in his hand, blocking the crotch of his pants, and his face was extremely ugly.
Luo Tian moved his ankles, twisted his waist, and looked at Yang Tao with a wicked smile.
Yang Tao was so shy that his old face was flushed, his hands tightly grasped the laptop blocked under the crotch, and he prayed silently in his heart, hoping that this notebook must be hard enough to block this kid's attack!
Otherwise, his old bird won't be able to keep it!
This feeling of being a eunuch at an old age is very sad!
Luo Tian took a deep breath and smiled faintly: "Mr. Yang, get ready, I'm ready to do it!" ”
Yang Tao was so frightened that he closed his eyes tightly and didn't dare to open his eyes at all.
He's an old man, and his heart is not good, so he can't bear that kind of stimulation at all!
In case this guy kicks in the wrong place...... So what about his future sex~ happiness?
What to do with the tigress in the house?
What about the little three, the four, the five, and the six outside?
Do you want to be a widow?
It's sad to think about......
I saw Luo Tian suddenly kick out.
There was a bang.
The laptop that was blocked under Yang Tao's crotch burst in an instant, and various parts were scattered all over the ground!
Poof!
Yang Tao was so frightened that he sat on the ground.
Stared blankly at the parts scattered all over the place.
If the kick had been kicked directly under his crotch - his bird would have been worse than a burst laptop!
"Mr. Yang, was it stimulated just now? This show, is it cool? ”
Luo Tian touched his chin and smiled.
Luo Tian's smile was kind.
But in Yang Tao's opinion, it is simply a devil's smile!
"Thorns, irritations......"
"Cool, very cool......"
Yang Tao hurriedly raised his thumb and praised it.
In order to survive, in order to keep the old bird, he can only force a smile!
This feeling is so humiliating~
"It's cool and exciting, isn't it? Haha, then let's play again, this time let's kick the gear directly, and we don't need anything else to block it in front! ”
"~"
Yang Tao only felt that his crotch was very melancholy!