The Metropolitan Governor is so strong and majestic.

Such a critical place to play the knife, not only does not need measures, but also can play chess.

What is a cow pie?

This is the real bull pie.

Hua Tuo was also impressed by the Governor's bullish bearing, so he didn't say anything, took out a scalpel in his hand, and asked a guard to hold a basin to catch blood underneath.

"If you start some, don't be alarmed."

The Metropolitan Governor looked at Hua Tuo's scalpel and trembled, but nodded more calmly, and said in a graceful manner: "Let you heal, how can I be better than the ordinary people in the world, those who are afraid of pain!" ”

Seeing this, everyone secretly gave a thumbs up, and most of the governors not only said this word well, but also practiced it. Compare your heart to your heart, if it were yourself, you would definitely be scared to cry.

After all, such a critical place, the fierce general can't stand it.

Hua Tuo began to go under the knife, cutting the skin and flesh and cutting off the erosion. Cut off piece by piece and fall into the basin with the thick water.

The people I saw under the tent were Tai Shici, these murderous generals, and they were also disgraced.

And the Metropolitan Governor is still elegant, talking, laughing, and playing chess, without any pain.

When everyone saw this, the glorious image of the Metropolitan Governor became even higher in their minds.

Hua Tuo wiped the sweat from his forehead and said, "Dadudu, the next thing is a less erosive place, and it will hurt ......." ”

"It's okay, you can go under the knife." Is the Metropolitan exactly the one you think I'm afraid of? He snapped a game of Go, looked at Lu Su, who was sweating profusely, and said with a smile: "Zijing, if you don't calm down anymore, you will lose this game of chess." ”

"Yes, yes......." Lu Su wiped his sweat, and admired the Metropolitan Governor too much. You must know that he is not the one who was stabbed, and he was even more nervous than the one who was stabbed.

Lu Su sighed in his heart, he couldn't do it at all, he couldn't compare with the Dadu Governor Ruya at all.

Hua Tuo continued to use the knife.

"Wow!" Suddenly, the Governor screamed and jumped up.

~, what's the situation! The crowd was taken aback.

It turned out that Hua Tuo had cut all the rotten places before, but he always had to cut off half of the rotten places, leaving only the good ones.

Hence the severe pain.

Everyone gathered around and looked at Hua Tuo with dissatisfied.

Hua Tuo hurriedly put away the knife, and said: "Fortunately, I collected the knife quickly, if not, the governor of the capital will not be able to protect it." The old man thought that most of the governors couldn't eat it or Shanghuan. ”

Tai Shici and they were ashamed, it didn't seem to be the fault of Hua Tuo, it was the ...... of the Metropolitan Governor.

They all looked at Zhou Yu with concern.

Governor, don't pretend to be forced, let's go to the ring.

Lu Su breathed a sigh of relief, it turned out that the Metropolitan Governor was just pretending to be forced just now, so it seemed that he was not as cowardly as he imagined, and the Metropolitan Governor was not much different from himself.

"It's ......." Zhou Yu was embarrassed, after all, the had been blown out before, and if he wanted to go to the ring at this moment, wouldn't he slap himself in the face?

Is the face important, or is the root of life important?

The Metropolitan Governor made a decisive choice and was shameless.

The Metropolitan Governor also comforted himself, "If you have a face, you can continue it in the future, but if you have a life, you can't continue it if you don't have it." ”

Less.

A large pillar was erected in the house by Zhou Tai and other martial warriors.

There is a small iron ring at the half-height of the pillar, which is the chicken sleeve.

So the Governor decided to let people tie themselves to the pillar, and after putting on the ring, he also asked: "Is it tied tightly, it will be finished if you move." ”

Tai Shi Ci hurriedly said: "It can't be tighter anymore." ”

Seeing that Hua Tuo was about to go under the knife, the Metropolitan Governor moved for a while, and found that he couldn't move, so he still asked, "Is it tied tightly?" ”

"It can't be tighter!" All the generals are in unison.

"Is it tied up or not? Say the important thing three times. The Governor said with a pale face.

"It can't be tighter anymore, and the important things are replied three times." Tai Shi Ci and they also said with pale faces.

So, the room was filled with the screams of the Grand Governor later.

Tai Shi Ci looked at the heart-rending Metropolitan Governor, how did they feel relieved? It seems that the Metropolitan Governor is also a mortal.

Suddenly, all the people with long skins changed color one after another, and they didn't cut us to death!

Later generations have a poem that says: "Treatment must be divided into internal and surgical procedures, and there is not much suffering in the world." Du Du Shenwei was set up, but fortunately, Hua Tuo's holy hand cut. ”

A day later.

Zhou Yu set up a banquet Xie Huatuo, and secretly kept touching his crotch during the banquet, except for some itching at the moment, it didn't hurt much, "The magic doctor's skill is really unfathomable." ”

Hua Tuo hurriedly said modestly: "This is not created by me, but learned from the medical book handed down by Prime Minister Yuan Cheng. The book says that the skin is not good and unhygienic, and foreigners are circumcised. ”

it! Zhou Yu's face suddenly turned green.

Tai Shici and the others were also shocked, the arrow shot by Yuan Tan was shot by Yuan Tan, or was it treated by Yuan Tan's medical book.

This is simply the castration of the Metropolitan Governor with his own hands.

Foreigners are circumcised, so how do foreigners give birth to children?

Hua Tuo saw that everyone was displeased, so he had the intention to go, "Although most of the capital governors are cured of arrow sores, they must be cared for, and they must not be impulsive." After a hundred days, calm as old as before you can be impulsive. ”

Impulse!

Zhou Yu's face trembled for a while, and he said in his heart, "Divine doctor, don't tell me this in front of others." You see that I am fighting with Yuan Tan now, where is the impulse of time?

When he saw Hua Tuo, he wanted to say, and the governor hurriedly took out the gold to reward him.

Hua Tuo pushed away the gold, and said: "I heard that the governor of the capital is elegant and has come to heal, how can I hope to repay it!" "Insist on not accepting it, leave the prescription, and say goodbye.

…………

Five days later.

Yuan Tan led 200,000 soldiers of the Yuan army to the city of Jiangling.

This Jiangling City is not simple, it is the Xiongcheng in the north of Jingzhou after Xiangyang, and it is also the last city north of the Yangtze River that belongs to the enemy.

After taking Jiangling, he and Liu Bei and Sun Ce jointly owned the Yangtze River.

Therefore, the battle of Jiangling was very important to Yuan Tan.

When Yuan Tan appeared in front of the battle wearing his titanium alloy armor, holding a titanium alloy sword, and riding a white dragon horse.

The two men in the city became irritable.

"Yuan Tan, I don't share the sky with you!" Zhuge Liang roared angrily.

"Yuan Tan, I don't share the sky with you!" Metropolitan Governor Zhou Yu roared.

When the soldiers of Sun Liu saw the majesty of the Dadu Overseers, their spirits were lifted.

Liu Bei nodded in his heart, it is good not to wear the sky together, not to be afraid of not wearing the sky together, but not to wear the sky together.

Yuan Tan was puzzled, and couldn't help but ride his horse too much, and asked: "We have long been out of the sky, why are we so agitated today?" ”

Zhuge Liang and Zhou Yu's faces trembled, and these words spoke to the pain in their hearts.

And one is lame, and the skin of a little brother is gone, so why don't you say it.

In the hearts of the ancients, if you are lame, you can't stand on top of the temple.

The loss of the skin is tantamount to castration.

Although Hua Tuo said that it is good for health, Zhou Yu believes there, you see who cuts this except me? I've been emasculated in half of my meows, and you still say okay? It's really unbearable!

So Zhuge Liang and Zhou Yu were angry and used their brains.

Zhuge Liang and Zhou Yu teamed up, one took out the Eight Array Diagram, and the other took out the Fire God Scheme, and the water guarding Jiangling was blocked.

A month later.

In the evening.

Yuan Tan returned to his camp with the army.

The morale of the whole army was very low, which came from a month of siege, and all of them failed.

The military advisers are also not in a high mood, they have used all kinds of water and fire tricks to dig tunnels, and psychological warfare has been used all over again, and there is no way to take Zhuge Liang and Zhou Yu at all.

But the military advisors were not discouraged, after all, the enemy they faced was also very strong, and the attack on Xiongcheng had been a battle for several years since ancient times.

And now it has swept the northern part of Jingzhou in two months, and it is right to say that such a record should be celebrated.

It seems that Yuan Jun has too high requirements for himself, so he is depressed at the moment.

"Lord, the momentum of the soldiers is not high now, in this case, the more difficult it will be." Jia Xu reminded.

"Uh-huh......." Yuan Tan nodded and said, "We swept through Xiangyang, the first male city in the south of the Yangtze River, in a month, and annihilated 100,000 enemies, even Xiang Yu, the overlord of Chu, did not have such a record." Pass my order, open the storeroom, take out the wine and meat, and reward the three armies tonight! Then there was a three-day holiday, and the soldiers took turns to go out of the camp to play. ”

Suddenly, the military advisors were excited.

Night.

Surrounded by countless roaring bonfires, soldiers sat in groups, singing and dancing as they arose.

Yuan Tan watched as his morale improved in an all-round way.

"After tonight, there will be a three-day holiday......." Yuan Tan raised his glass and said.

Suddenly, tens of thousands of people shouted in unison, and the sound shook the sky.

On the other hand.

Inside Gangneung Fortress.

Liu Bei and others gathered.

They met every day to study the coming day against the enemy.

That's when the herald arrived.

"What is the movement of Yuan Tan's camp tonight, is it still sluggish?" Zhuge Liang asked with a gentle feather fan.

The messenger came to report the situation every day, and at this moment, he said: "Yuan Tan is rewarding the ...... of the three armies." ”

I'll go!

Zhuge Liang and the others looked at each other, and said in their hearts that Yuan Tan was too shameless, and he still had the face to reward the three armies after a month of defeat? How did he do it with such a good psychological quality?

"What's his name?" Metropolitan Governor Zhou Yu asked.

"It is said that it swept the first male city in the south of the Yangtze River like Xiangyang in January, which is ...... faster than the overlord of Chu."

Liu Bei's face tightened, and he hurriedly signaled, Okay, don't say anything about your special code.

Zhuge Liang sneered again and again, and said: "Yuan Tan can only be happy for a while, let's guard Jiangling and be the one who has the last laugh." ”

Zhou Yu said: "Yuan Tan has definitely boosted morale, why don't we also reward the three armies, so that the soldiers will not be tired of their hearts when they hear Yuan Tan's reward." ”

Liu Bei's face immediately turned pale, and he said in his heart that Yuan Tan has a mine at home, do you think we want to be a person with a mine? In addition, when you eat and drink, most of you say that we are an iron triangle, and when you pay money, we will become iron roosters, and it is my ...... for people to eat and chew.

But then again, at this moment, Liu Bei has to resist hard, even if he drinks gruel every day.

It was late at night.

On Yuan Jun's side, the banquet was over, and everyone went back to rest.

Yuan Tan also returned to his tent.

Bite! Please note that the airdrop supply crate has been refreshed, please pay attention to check, there is still half an hour left in the crate disappearance.

Yuan Tan suddenly came to his senses, you must know that the time for this box to be refreshed is not fixed, more than a month has passed, and it has finally been refreshed.

This refresh is not far away, right in the big camp.

So Yuan Tan went to open the box in a hurry.

An hour later.

Bite! Congratulations to the host for getting a Super Viagra pill. Super Viagra: As long as you are an adult, you will definitely recover your virility after taking it, and the time will last for a month.

“……。” Yuan Tan, I didn't expect this kind of artifact to be opened, "But, is this useful for war?" ”

Bite! That's the host's business, the system doesn't give useless things, no, the host can stay until he is 180 years old, and he can be cool for a month.

Yuan Tan was completely speechless when he heard the system's answer, but he had to say that what the system said made sense, he could still be happy for a month when he was old, and he was willing to live a year less.

So Yuan Tan put it away.