Chapter 9: The Gift of Corn
Xu Qiang drove slowly on the road in this village, he had long heard that some people in this village blocked the road and asked for money, so he was very careful, so as not to be blackmailed after pressing other people's cats and dogs. Just as they were about to pass through this road, the dried corn on the road ahead blocked Xu Qiang's way, but a few people sitting on the side of the road behaved a little abnormally, holding cards in their hands, but there was no trace of wanting to play cards, and the eyes staring at their cars revealed a trace of greed.
Xu Qiang, who noticed that there was something abnormal, hurriedly braked and parked the car in front of the corn on the road, and the wind brought by the vehicle carried the floating dust on the ground and rushed forward, and the fat man on the co-pilot leaned forward and was pulled back to the seat under the action of the seat belt, with a blank face.
Outside the car window, at the moment the car stopped, Wei Er Mazi and others, who had always been staring at Xu Qiang's car, were stunned with expressions on their faces, and their stunned eyes were full of doubt, anger and unwillingness.
"Why didn't he keep going?"
"Why can't he go forward? Hurry up and roll it up! ”
"How could he stop? He almost drove the car to the jade! Alas! ”
But then a hint of surprise came over them, for the dust carried by the wind blew on them, and although they were covered with choking dust, they had a playful and sadistic look on their faces, as if they had seen a lamb to the slaughter, and they had taken it.
What a time for this wind! How do you say that, yes, everything is ready, only the east wind is owed, Wei Er Mazi's mood is called a happy, or the old man is right, there is a golden house in the book, it seems that you still have to read more.
"Hey, how do you drive? Look at what you did, blowing all the dirt on our bodies, not to mention, your cards are all on the ground by you! ”
Saying that, Wei Er Mazi, who started the head, threw the cards in his hand, feeling like he was throwing garbage, and the people next to him also looked at the same, threw the cards to the side, and echoed them.
"Phew! I drove this road, I planted this tree, ah no, I opened this road, and I dried the corn. This is what the two stunned people on the side said.
"Oh, your car is too fast, the car hasn't reached me yet, and the wind has blown me down, ouch!" This is what Ergou said who had just fallen to the ground.
"Look, look, our boss is right, you not only blew our dirt, but also messed up my hairstyle!" This is said by the second bald man who is getting a haircut, and there is not much hair on his head in total.
"Bah, bah, don't say it again, my mouth is full of sand, anyway, we are all victims, hurry up, brother wait! Come, one, two, three! ”
"Lose money!"
After the last two eggs to speak, everyone shouted in unison, shouting that crisply, loud, and refreshing, coupled with the uniform finger rubbing action, how to look at it, they have been trained for a long time or very skilled.
Even Brother Qiang, who was sitting in the car at the moment and was a little mentally prepared, was confused by this group of people with "two", not to mention that Luo Fatzi, who was still in the passenger seat, was even more stunned and confused by this group of second goods, and after seeing the other party's action of rubbing his fingers, Luo Fatzi finally spit out a sentence in his mouth:
"Damn, in broad daylight, you've encountered a robbery!?"
"Go and go, what a robbery, just ask for a toll, don't be nervous! Stay in the car, I'll deal with it. ”
Xu Qiang, who is still quite calm, is not much afraid of this, this is a legal society in the 21st century, like those car bandits and road tyrants have long been turned into ashes in China's historical trend of cracking down, or hidden in prison and prison, never to come out again. Those who dared to take the lead, well, there really were, but they were all suppressed.
In this regard, the well-informed Xu Qiang signaled Luo Fatzi to be calm, turned off the fire casually, opened the door and got out of the car, took out a pack of cigarettes from his body, and scattered one for everyone.
Luo Fatzi, who was sitting in the car, saw the other party's attitude, worried that something would go wrong, hid the telescopic stick on the car in his pocket, and hurriedly got off the station on Brother Qiang's side, in addition to strengthening his courage, but also in order to provide cover for Brother Qiang, he really fought for a while, and he could also provide a strong assist, so that he would not be beaten down in the first place. Of course, the fat man is also very confident in Brother Qiang's skills.
Xu Qiang didn't mind Wei Ermazi's refusal, and smiled:
"Brothers, brothers come to the provincial capital, pass by the treasure land, need to borrow it, brothers here is a little meaning, not respectful, buy a pack of cigarettes for my brothers, let's make friends, and support each other more in the future!"
After speaking, Xu Qiang took out a wallet from his body, took out five hundred yuan from it and handed it to Wei Er Mazi at the head, and the action of drawing money just made the other party understand, which means that there is only one hundred yuan left in the wallet, so the brothers will raise their noble hands.
"Brother Qiang, if you don't win, you give too much!"
When Luo Fatzi saw that Brother Qiang actually took out 500 yuan to the other party, he was a little anxious, and directly protested and wanted to reach out and take back a few more pieces of money, but was stopped by Brother Qiang.
Wei Er Mazi, who took the money, was a little annoyed by Luo Fatzi's actions and snorted. But who is he? He is Wei Zhengyi, the righteous brother in the village, we don't know this fat man in general. glared at the fat man dissatisfied, turned around and handed the money to the second stunned man behind him, and this action almost angered Luo Fatzi.
Glancing at Luo Fat Man with disdain, Wei Er Mazi turned his head and ignored him, and a slender baked cake face full of wrinkles suddenly appeared in front of Xu Qiang's eyes, smeared with brown sugar and sesame seeds, well..., and brought a piece of black coal core. The face-changing technique is superb, and the smile is extremely obscene, and there is such a smell of green onions.
"Haha, my brother is a looper! It's refreshing enough, it seems that we can make friends, go back to the provincial capital, let's be closer and closer. First of all, I will introduce myself, I am Wei Zhengyi, and my brothers can afford it, and they all call me Brother Justice. I like to uphold justice and fairness the most, and this little guy is here to help the second stunned family dry corn. But then again, it's not easy for the stunned family, the whole family of six people, planted more than three acres of land, and harvested such a little corn. The family is counting on this grain to survive, and if it is crushed, their family will have to drink the northwest wind. ”
Er Mazi pointed to the corn on the road with his left hand, and touched the three hairs on the mole with his right hand, with a sad face, sighed and said:
"Alas, but now is a legal society, if you don't let you go, it will be obvious that our village people are domineering, but let you pass, the corn of the second stunned family will be crushed by the brother's car, I'm afraid it's not appropriate, but you have already shown your sincerity, then hurry up and drive over, the broken corn can still be eaten." Brothers also believe that in the days to come, you will be happy for today's event, because you will be blessed with corn! ”