Chapter 202: Splashing Dirty Water
As he spoke, Fang Zheng slowly stepped back, his movements did not dare to be too fast, for fear of causing misunderstanding between the two parties.
Until Fang Zheng was about to retreat to the door, the female bandit leader raised her eyebrows, and then gave the order to fight.
"Wait...... Wait a while, ......" Outside the door, Fang Zheng's flattering smiling face appeared in front of everyone again.
"What's wrong with you?" The female bandit leader glared at him viciously, with awe-inspiring murderous intent.
Fang Zheng shrunk his neck, and said with a trembling smile: "That, if it's convenient, can you send someone to send me down the mountain?" Hehe, I see you're quite busy, I guess...... I guess I don't have time to greet me...... I won't bother you......"
Everyone looked at Fang Zheng in amazement, and they were all speechless: "............"
Under the tension, Fang Zheng actually dared to come back and interject, he really couldn't blame him for looking for death. Right now, the bandits are all concentrated in the front hall, even if Fang Zheng swaggers down the mountain at this moment, it is estimated that no one will stop him. But the problem is, he doesn't dare to run.
In the past two days, through the conversation with Beard Face, Fang Zheng has a general understanding of the defense of this Qinglong Mountain, Beard Face has nothing to hide from him, he told Fang Zheng that on the way down the mountain, there are basically no guards, but in order to prevent officers and soldiers from attacking the mountain, there are many traps along the way, many of which are things that cost human life, buried in very hidden places, strangers go up or down the mountain, nine times out of ten, they will be hit......
As for how powerful those organs are, Bearded Face only gave one example, have you ever seen a tiger trap? In case of accidentally stepping on it, it will definitely be able to clip a person's calf alive on the spot, just this kind of beast clip, there are more than a hundred on the road to the bottom of the mountain, unless Fang Zheng has the patience to carry a bundle of small white flags to play minesweeping. Not to mention that there are many murderous things that Fang Zheng has never heard of......
There is no doubt that these things were of course arranged by the vicious little girl. Let's ask, even if no one stopped Fang Zheng, would he dare to go down the mountain? If you accidentally take a wrong step, who is to be disabled for life? As a last resort, Fang Zheng had no choice but to endure the fear in his heart and turned back again. When the two sides were about to fight, he cautiously interjected a sentence.
In fact, Fang Zheng could have waited for the two sides to lose and then come out and ask, but he was worried that if the two sides happened to fight together and there was no one left, then wouldn't he be trapped on this damn Qinglong Mountain and die alone?
The front hall with a strong smell of gunpowder was interrupted by Fang Zheng. The morale of both sides was suddenly leaked a lot. Fighting for one's life originally relied on a momentum. Whether it is a war between countries or a private fight between individuals, it is all blood and courage to step forward, and I have never seen anyone who is lazy and can win a battle. Unless it is to eat cucumbers raw and split toads alive.
Originally, the morale of both sides in the front hall had risen to the extreme, and with just an order from the leader, everyone was waiting to rush forward to fight to the death, but now Fang Zheng suddenly came out. A few words with a pitiful look were inserted, like a grain of rat feces in a pot of boiling soup, and those who wanted to drink soup couldn't arouse this interest.
Sun Wangwang originally relied on the large number of people and had the chance to win, but after Fang Zheng interjected a few words, the people on his side were already slack, Sun Wangwang couldn't help but be furious, and without saying a word, he swung out a knife. slashed at Fang Zheng, wanting to kill Fang Zheng who messed with his morale.
Sun Wang's kung fu is very good, the female bandit leader is so high, she took the opportunity to sneak attack first and failed to succeed, it can be seen that Sun Wangneng called on most of the people to betray the female bandit leader among the bandits. He still has some ability. At least his force value is among the best in the bandit den of Qinglong Mountain.
At this moment, he simply slashed down, Fang Zheng seemed to see a knife shadow shrouded around him, and he could even feel the cold hairs on his whole body stand up. The sharp, sharp blade was ripping at his skin, no matter which direction he wanted to dodge. It's bound to be stabbed.
Fang Zheng was so shocked that he didn't have time to react at all, and the fierce and murderous blade was only a few inches away from the top of his head.
Fang Zheng's eyes closed, it's over! My life is on hold......
Who knew that after a while, Fang Zheng didn't feel any pain at all, and when he opened his eyes, he saw that the female bandit leader had stepped forward, and two jade fingers as slender as spring shoots tightly pinched Sun Wang's knife blade. The knife was only an inch away from Fang Zheng's forehead. The chill on the blade made the cold hairs on Fang Zheng's whole body stand on end.
It's dangerous! It's only been two days since Lao Tzu entered the bandits' den, how many times did he almost die? Fang Zheng was drenched in cold sweat, and even felt a little more wet in his crotch......
Looking at the female bandit leader who pinched Sun Wang's knife body and was full of frost, Fang Zheng suddenly recalled Zhou Xingxing's movie "God of Food" in his previous life for some reason, which also had this scene, if it wasn't for the inappropriate atmosphere, Fang Zheng really wanted to sing "Love and righteousness, worth a thousand gold......" with the female bandit leader
Depend on! When has this been, and is it still so out of tune? Fang Zheng shook himself in his heart.
"Master, do you want to protect this kid?" Sun Wang sneered.
The female bandit leader didn't look at Fang Zheng, and said lightly: "I promised him to keep him safe." ”
Sun Wangwang laughed and said: "You are already a mud bodhisattva crossing the river today, and it is difficult to protect yourself, what ability do you have to protect others?" ”
The female bandit leader glanced at Fang Zheng inadvertently, and there seemed to be a hint of apology in her eyes: "If I die, I naturally won't be able to protect him." Still, let's wait until I'm dead. ”
Sun Wang looked at Fang Zheng and said with a cruel smile: "Early death and late death, it's all a death anyway, this kid's life is going to be decided!" ”
After saying that, Sun Wang withdrew the knife, and the female bandit leader took the opportunity to pull Fang Zheng behind him and retreated to the side of the people who were loyal to him.
Fang Zheng hadn't come back to his senses yet, of course he knew that he had already turned around on the ghost gate just now, and seriously provoked the legendary bull head and horse face. He was now wondering what he was going to do. Knowing that interjecting a sentence would lead to death, he didn't open this mouth, and waited quietly for them to finish the fight before saying that it would be good......
Now that he can't leave if he wants to, Sun Hopeful has already killed him, and his men and horses have also blocked the door of the front hall, that is to say, no matter what Fang Zheng's purpose is to remain neutral, once Sun Hopeful kills the female bandit leader, he will definitely chop him up, and judging from the situation in front of him, Sun Wangwang is really likely to serve all the female bandit leaders.
Fang Zheng sighed, the situation was pressing, and he had to take another risk and fight for his life.
At the same time, Fang Zheng was also extremely sad and indignant in his heart. He has no extraordinary courage and resourcefulness, and second, he does not have peerless martial arts and courage, and the bandits' previous evaluation of him is actually very pertinent. I'm a good-for-nothing piece of waste. Such a waste should honestly sit on the patio in the courtyard every day and bask in the sun, and live this ordinary life without any danger or saltiness.
But why do you let me run into this kind of fatal and headless thing every time? The purpose of God letting me cross is to play with me?
Fang Zheng pursed his mouth aggrievedly, his eyes were filled with fresh tears,—— he was frightened.
After the female bandit leader rescued Fang Zheng. Regardless of the tense atmosphere between the two sides. kicked Fang Zheng's ass fiercely, and scolded, "Is there something fucking wrong with you?" If you want to get out, you can get out of here, why do you run back? ”
Fang Zheng's tears were finally kicked down, and tears flowed down his face. Crying and sad, he said, "Do you think I'm willing to stay here?" How did I know you guys were so unfriendly......"
Sun Wangwang smiled gloating when he heard this: "Boss, this kid you want to protect is not very good, the silver-like wax gun head looks average, and he can't even count as a little white face." I really don't know why you want to protect him ......"
Anyway, they all turned their faces, Fang Zheng was confident enough, and quietly approached the female bandit a few steps, so that she could protect herself at any time, and then Fang Zheng said with a straight face: "Hey, I don't like to hear what you say, what is a silver-like wax gun head?" You know! Also, have you ever seen someone more handsome than me? Why can't I be a little white face? Is there anyone you look down on so much? Sun hopes, Lao Tzu tells you. This little white-faced man is still decided! Don't let anyone stop me! ”
Sun Wang saw that Fang Zheng, a small meat ticket, actually dared to contradict him, and couldn't help but be furious, and with a wave of the steel knife in his hand, he was ready to do it.
Fang Zheng hurriedly hid behind the female bandit leader with an arrow step, and his neck shrank.
After hearing a few sarcastic laughter coming from behind. Fang Zheng's old face was hot, and he felt that his face was a little unbearable, so he moved a few more points to the side, and his eyes rolled. Count on it.
Immediately, Fang Zheng suddenly seemed to be a different person, pointed at Sun Wangwang and shouted: "Sun Wang! How daring! Dare to kill Lao Tzu! When I look back, I must report it to the court. Kill your whole family! ”
As soon as these words came out, the bandits in the hall were all stunned.
"The Imperial Court? Kill somebody to do away with a witness? Everyone stared at Sun Wangwang in confusion, their eyes full of doubts.
Even the female bandit leader looked at Fang Zheng with a look of confusion in her eyes.
Sun Wang himself was also confused: "What imperial court?" What kills people? What kind of are you kid talking about? ”
Seeing that his words shocked the audience, Fang Zheng was a little relieved, sneered when he heard this, and continued to talk nonsense: "Sun Wang, for the sake of fellow officialdom colleagues, Lao Tzu was originally unwilling to expose your old secret, but you have gone too damn too far!" In order to take credit for the boss and take the credit alone, he actually wanted to kill Lao Tzu! I can't swallow this breath! ”
Sun Wang was furious: "Fart! Who is your official colleague? You bastard dare frame me! ”
Fang Zheng sneered: "You still don't admit it at this time? Anyway, Lao Tzu will simply shake off all your old bottoms! ”
Saying that, Fang Zheng looked at the more than 100 bandits who betrayed the female bandit leader on the other side, and said proudly: "Guys, you don't know yet, right? Sun Wangwang had already betrayed everyone a year ago and defected to the imperial court! And he has colluded with the government, and in a few days, the government will send troops to destroy you! ”
The bandits were shocked when they heard this, and they looked at Sun Wang's expression that was not quite right. The biggest taboo in the bandit industry is to collude with the government, and the treatment of this kind of people who eat inside and outside is very cruel on the rivers and lakes, which is more than the punishment of the government to punish the prisoner Ling Chi, which shows how much the people in the rivers and lakes hate the scum of the green forest who defect to the imperial court.
Now that I heard Fang Zheng say this, including the more than 100 bandits who betrayed the female bandit leader, even though everyone didn't fully believe Fang Zheng's words, everyone was a little wary of Sun Wang.
Sun Wang's heart froze, this basin of dirty water splashed on himself, he couldn't explain it, so he didn't say a word, the steel knife in his hand shook and pulled out a few dazzling knife flowers, and the steel knife was as fast as lightning and went straight to Fang Zheng to kill.
Fang Zheng was shocked, so he squatted on the ground, his mouth was not idle, and he shouted like a pig: "Kill people again!" "—Why do you say again?
Before he could start moving, the female bandit leader had already stepped forward and stopped Sun Wang's knife style.
After the two of them quickly passed several moves in the open space in the middle of the front hall, the female bandit swept through the thousands of troops with one move, forcing Sun Wang to take a step back, and she herself retreated out of the open space like a fluttering butterfly.
"Sun is hopeful. If you don't have a ghost in your heart, why are you in a hurry to take his life? The female bandit leader stared at Sun Wangwang and said lightly.
The situation in front of her has changed again, and the female bandit leader is also suspicious of Fang Zheng's nonsense. But she knew. Regardless of whether what Fang Zheng said was true or not, it was beneficial to her, so she was happy to wait for it to happen. Originally, Sun Wangcui made a difficulty, which caught her off guard. If the two sides fight, the enemy is outnumbered, and the odds of victory are not great. Unexpectedly, Fang Zheng came to such a show, stirring up this puddle of water even more turbid, of course she couldn't ask for it. I even hope that the muddier the water is, so that we can effectively disrupt the other party's plan and mess up the other party's morale and confidence.
Sun Wang also sensed that something was wrong, turned to look at the more than 100 bandits standing behind him, and said angrily: "Brothers, this kid is full of nonsense, don't believe it!" Don't you know what kind of person I am? Lao Tzu has been on the mountain for three years, and he drinks and eats meat on weekdays. The days are so happy, how can they take refuge in the court of the dog day and commit a taboo? ”
Seeing that he was temporarily out of danger, Fang Zheng came out at the right time and sneered: "Because the imperial court has promised you the position of the Seven Rank Capital." After rewarding you with 10,000 taels of silver, and destroying the two bandits of Qinglong Mountain and Erlong Mountain, you can take office, and you will be Sun Dutong with troops in the future. is a decent person in the official mansion, and he is a wife and a son. Glory to the ancestors, no longer have to carry the notoriety of bandits, live in fear, you can also drink more beautiful wine, eat more expensive meat, and play with more beautiful women! Hum! That's why you took refuge in the imperial court! ”
When everyone heard this, the hesitation on their faces was even worse, and the bandits who had betrayed the female bandit leader also faintly took two steps back, keeping a certain distance from Sun Wang.
Fang Zheng was ecstatic when he saw this, this trick was too effective to make something out of nothing! On fighting, I can't do it, on planting blame and pouring dirty water, Lao Tzu is the ancestor of this industry! How many stupid moves will be great? A few words from Lao Tzu can make these two hundred people destroy you!
Sun Wang's expression was anxious, and he gritted his teeth and said: "Brothers, this kid is complete nonsense, would you rather believe the words of an outsider than the brother who has been with you for three years?" How can my grandson be the kind of person who betrays his brother for the sake of glory and wealth? ”
Fang Zheng smiled and continued: "Didn't you betray the head of the family just now for the sake of glory and wealth?" Betrayal of this kind of thing, after playing once, there will be twice, just like sleeping women, addictive, brothers, don't wait until the surname Sun sells you all one by one, you still stupidly treat him as a brother......"
Sun Wang stomped his feet and shouted, "Brothers, don't listen to his nonsense!" Let's stand shoulder to shoulder! Let's take down this group of bastards who don't want to go to Yang Da's house! ”
After that, he held the steel knife high, and waited for the female bandit to be killed.
It wasn't until he rushed out two steps that Sun Wangwang found that there was no movement behind him, and when he looked back, he saw that none of the more than 100 bandits who were standing on his side moved, and looked at him with deep vigilance in his eyes.
Sun Wang's face suddenly turned extremely discouraged, he knew that everyone didn't believe him anymore, and Fang Zheng's nonsense had taken deep root in their hearts.
Bandits have their own rules for doing things, according to the words of the rivers and lakes, they belong to the underworld rivers and lakes, this kind of people don't care much about what justice is right, everything is only based on personal judgment, the nest is opposed, infighting, and the following crimes are common, as long as they carry the banner of the so-called "brotherly righteousness", people in the underworld can be said to have no taboos to do anything. - In addition to taking refuge in the government.
Because the people who are involved in the underworld are generally carrying cases, and most of them are wanted by the government, but whenever someone around them has taken refuge in the government, even if there is a hint of suspicion of defecting to the government, they will never believe him anymore. - Just kidding, who knows if you will one day cut off Lao Tzu's head on a whim and take advantage of Lao Tzu's unpreparedness to receive a silver reward from the government? With this kind of brother who stabs in the back at any time, can they sleep?
Fang Zheng's luck is not ordinarily good, it is estimated that even he didn't expect that his nonsense would have such a great effect, his words just hit the heart of the bandits, and the bandits who betrayed the female bandit leader were all on guard against Sun Wang.
Sun Wang's expression was angry and helpless, he wanted to rush forward and kill Fang Zheng to vent his anger, but he was afraid that he would be convicted of murder, and with the female bandit leader guarding Fang Zheng, it was impossible for him to kill Fang Zheng.
The situation took a turn for the worse, and the disadvantaged female bandit leader and her subordinates were full of joy, gloating at Sun Wang's face that had become gray.
However, Fang Zheng is a person who is afraid that the world will not be chaotic, since Sun is expected to want his own life. It would be better for me to take his life first. So, Fang Zheng was very unkind and added a scoop of oil to the already burning fire......
Fang Zheng continued: "Brothers, if you think that Sun Wang will bring you to Erlong Mountain in order to make you rich, then you are very wrong! Let me tell you, this is a trap set by Sun Wang! ”
Ignoring the stunned eyes of the bandits in the congregation. Fang Zheng said to himself: "Sun is expected to have discussed it with the government. Ten days later, the officers and men will go into the mountains to suppress the bandits, because the terrain of our Qinglong Mountain is dangerous, and the mountain is full of all kinds of traps. Easy to defend and difficult to attack. The officers and soldiers were afraid that the casualties of attacking the mountain would be too great, so Sun Wangwang offered a strategy to the government to call the tiger to leave the mountain, and he said that he would persuade you to leave Qinglong Mountain, and pretended to defect to the subordinates of Yang Da in Erlong Mountain. In this way, the government can concentrate superior forces, capture Erlong Mountain, and wipe you out! ”
The bandits were shocked when they heard this, and some of them even raised their blades in their hands, pointed at Sun Wang, gritted their teeth and scolded: "Sun Wang! You son of a bitch! What a vicious strategy! What point is Lao Tzu sorry for you on weekdays? You're going to wipe out our brothers? ”
Seeing that the general trend had gone, Sun Wang smiled miserably, stared at Fang Zheng resentfully, lowered his head and remained silent. He was out of content.
At this time, Sun Wang walked out behind him, and this person was eagle-eyed. Medium-heightened, with a full face, he glanced at Fang Zheng suspiciously, and asked, "Aren't you the meat ticket tied up on the mountain?" How can we believe your words? Who the hell are you? ”
Fang Zheng's originally triumphant expression suddenly suffocated, damn! That's right. Who am I? Just now I said that I am a colleague of the officialdom with Sun Wang, which doesn't mean that I am also a member of the government, after they clean up Sun Wangwang, will they let me go? Careless. Careless!
Fang Zheng's eyes rolled wildly, and his face became extremely pale again. The man who asked for help looked at the female bandit leader, but saw that the female bandit leader was looking at him and pursed her lips and chuckled, and two beautiful little pear vortices appeared at the corners of her mouth.
Fang Zheng couldn't help but feel a wave in his heart, how good it would be if this girl didn't know martial arts, after Lao Tzu went down the mountain, he transferred an army to attack the mountain, and then tied this girl back for a few days, anyway, you tied Lao Tzu, and Lao Tzu tied it back, this is called coming and going, and you don't owe each other......
Ay! Sober up! Why is it out of tune again? Now his life is still in the hands of others, if this lie can't be fulfilled, he will die now.
"Uh...... As for the question of who I am-" Fang Zheng couldn't hold back a good excuse for a long time, his eyes turned faster than the wheels, and the tail note dragged on so much that he was about to die, and he still couldn't figure out how to round this lie.
Anxiously, she glanced at the female bandit leader again, but found that she had an expression of interest on her face, and she had no intention of helping Fang Zheng out of the siege.
Fang Zheng was so angry that he scolded in his heart, little girl! Stinky! Lao Tzu is helping you clean up the portal, you ungrateful guy is actually standing aside and watching the play like no one? It's over, I'm not done with you!
Immediately, Fang Zheng put on a cheap smile and said to the bandit who was asking, "Uh...... Guess what? ”
Everyone was speechless: "............"
The interrogating man hesitated for a moment and asked tentatively, "...... Could it be that you were sent by the government...... Recruiting security officers? Only this identity can explain why Fang Zheng suddenly appeared in the bandits' den, and why the boss didn't allow others to harm his life, it was nothing more than that the boss didn't want to accept Zhao'an, but he didn't want to kill him to offend the government and affect the brothers, and why Sun Wangwang wanted to kill people and kill his mouth, it was nothing more than to break the government's mind to recruit an and take the credit for suppressing the bandits.
Fang Zheng was overjoyed, slapped his thigh fiercely, and gave him a thumbs up and praised: "That's right!" ”
How else can we say that the wisdom of the masses of the people is great and invincible? Look, what a powerful inspiration and ideas he has provided him!
Fang Zheng rolled his eyes, and then said with a righteous face: "So far, I won't hide it from you, in fact, I am indeed a copywriter of the government, I was sent to Qinglong Mountain this time, it was ordered to recruit you, the government intends to salute first and then soldiers, if I fail to recruit you, then let Sun Wang exterminate you......"
When the bandits heard this, they immediately stared at him defensively, and Fang Zheng hurriedly said, "But...... I have another identity! ”
Fang Zheng smiled and whispered mysteriously, "...... Actually, my true identity is a ...... Undercover! ”
"Undercover?" Everyone asked in unison, puzzled.
Fang Zheng clapped his hands fiercely and said loudly: "Yes! Undercover! Gold Medal Little Undercover! ”
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Book ReviewSome people say I'm not serious when I'm supposed to be serious, well, I was wrong! I was deeply wrong! Let's tell a story, not a joke, it's me who is too out of tune, and I will correct it in the future!
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