In the Chang'an prison, a commotion and footsteps woke up the envoys of several countries who were sleeping.

I have been imprisoned for more than two months, and I have not had enough food and clothing all day long, and I can only live in a coma every day in this dark prison.

"Come out, come out, the Tubo envoys come out, damn, live here with Lao Tzu all day long, either eat or sleep, it's just the treatment of the uncle, get out of here." An impatient voice came, and it turned out to be the fifth prisoner of the cell here.

Everyone was shocked, and the Khitan envoy trembled and said: "It's over, it's really a matter of destroying the country one by one, a few days ago it was Hui, and now Tubo has also been destroyed." ”

Yuangai Suwen really couldn't stand it anymore, and scolded in a low voice: "Fool, people are ransome." ”

A weak voice came from the prison: "My lord, our Tubo group has inconvenient legs and feet, and we can't go out, so please send someone to take us out." ”

When the old man heard this, he remembered that too, this group of people were all cripples with broken legs, snorted coldly, called a group of people, and threw Lu Dongzan and his party out of the prison and handed them over to the people from Tubo.

The deputy prime minister of Tubo came to rescue Lu Dongzan, and when he saw that it was this situation, he was about to attack in anger, but he was stopped by Lu Dongzan.

"Go back and go!"

In the guest house, Tubo and his party waited for Lu Dongzan to speak.

"Daxiang, what the hell is going on? Why did you break your legs? Isn't Datang a state of etiquette? Dare to be rude to the envoys? ”

"Don't talk about this, let's talk about any news recently, I was imprisoned in the prison for two months, I thought this was a mortal situation, it seems that my lord is benevolent, and I must have paid a lot of price for sending you to rescue me." Lu Dongzan ate something, and his face recovered slightly, but he still had no strength to speak.

The deputy prime minister of Tubo nodded and said: "The lord said that the prime minister is a national hero, and he will do his best to rescue him, for which we have paid two national treasures in Tubo."

By the way, the Lord commanded that Datang is too dangerous, and after receiving you, we must immediately set off for China to avoid any extraneous complications. ”

"Well, it's okay, I'll send someone to prepare, and we'll leave tomorrow, Datang? Bai Fan? Everything you gave me, I Lu Dongzan wrote down, and sooner or later I will find you to get it back. The fire of hatred in Lu Dongzan's eyes burned brightly, making everyone around him shudder when he saw it, a literati was even more terrifying than the breath of a hundred battle generals.

In the prison, the Khitan envoys complained: "Great pair of Lu, the people who are far away from the Tibetan road have come to redeem people, why haven't our people come yet?" ”

Yuangai Suwen said disdainfully: "It's hard to say, but the Tang Emperor has a word first, and the price of ransom is not small, my Goguryeo is fine, do you have any national treasures to worship in Khitan and Ya?" ”

As soon as this question came out, the Khitan Yelubao and the envoys of the Khitan suddenly stopped talking, and they chatted for a long time, and finally said with their heads a little dejected: "That's over, we are too poor, how can we have any national treasure wealth, it seems that we have to wait for the old man to die in prison." ”

Yuangai Suwen looked at these two groups of poor envoys, disdainful in his heart, and at the same time wondered, if these two countries are too poor to redeem people, then why don't Goguryeo come yet? Could it be that something is going on in the country?

In the territory of Datang, it is now a festive season, just after a harvest festival, this year Datang has no disasters and no difficulties, the people live and work in peace and contentment, and the imperial court has taken care of the old and weak and poor in winter, and the practice of taking care of the old and weak and the poor is more perfect, and basically there are few people who freeze to death in winter.

At this time, Li Er was enjoying the fun of family reunion in the palace, and the queen's eldest grandson's belly was already very big, and he would give birth in a month at most, so Li Er had time to accompany her in the Lizheng Palace.

"Guanyin, why are these people worried? But what's on your mind? Li Er hugged the young Li Zhi and asked the queen.

Empress Eldest Sun frowned and said, "Hey! Since the concubine was pregnant, she rested her daily life in strict accordance with Sun Shenxian's requirements, and the diet of the past nine months was really boring, and the concubine had missed the fruits and bananas shipped from the south, and she hadn't eaten them for a long time. ”

This one......

Seeing that his wife was so worried, Li Er laughed and said, "What's so difficult about this? Lingnan has been transporting canned fruits to Chang'an all year round, so I sent someone to fetch the canned bananas in the inventory. ”

Who knew that as soon as she said this, Empress Eldest Sun became even more angry, and snorted coldly: "Doesn't the concubine know that there is canned food?" But Sun Shenxian said, pregnant women must pay attention to their diet, canned food and other processed things have lost their fresh essence, pregnant women can't eat it, Erlang turned out to be so unconcerned about the concubine, hey, forget it, just don't say it as a concubine. ”

With a wave of his sleeves, the queen's eldest grandson left dissatisfied, leaving Li Er messy for a while, why did he come with a little temper? Without warning.

This little thing was quickly spread to Chang'an City, and at the same time, in order to show his love for his wife, Li Er also proposed that whoever had bananas in Chang'an City was willing to buy them with a lot of money in the palace.

But who can eat this thing? Don't talk about eating, even if you haven't seen it, everyone doesn't know what a banana is, and the queen knows about this thing because Lingnan has paid tribute in the past, but now the tribute has been consumed, so Li Er is in a hurry.

The queen is about to give birth, if this broken fruit affects the mood of the lady, and then affects the birth of the child, it will be very bad.

Regardless of the outbreak, I heard that bananas are produced all year round, and a holy decree of 800 miles was sent to Lingnan urgently, so that Feng An, the king of Lingnan Yue, received an urgent report from the messenger, and sent a batch of fresh fruits to Chang'an within a month, of which bananas should account for eighty percent.

As soon as this news came out, Chang'an was in an uproar, and for the queen's momentary appetite, the emperor used a military aircraft messenger to expedite eight hundred miles? What's going on? It's a bit excessive.

Soon, all the colleagues of the Yushitai headed by Wei Zheng collectively went to the palace to admonish, how could Your Majesty be so childish? This is not the way of the Ming King, but the journey of the faint king, hoping to take back his fate.

Empress Eldest Sun is dissatisfied, my husband got me food, you old guys take care of everything?

So without waiting for Li Er to apologize to the ministers, the queen walked out with a rare big belly, and scolded everyone in Yushitai, saying how hard it was to be pregnant with a dragon son, this is to contribute to the country, why are you so unsympathetic?

Wei Zheng and the others were stunned, it was the law of the country that women couldn't interfere in politics, but now they were a queen with a big belly, who would dare to worry about her? A disagreement angers the other party, in case of injuring the fetus in the womb, who can afford to take responsibility.

In the end, Li Erhao said that he persuaded the queen away, and apologized to everyone, saying that it was only this once, and it would not be an example, which was also a helpless move for the queen to give birth with peace of mind.

As soon as this news came out, the people of Chang'an once again hotly discussed, saying that Yushitai is a rare humanized institution, reasonable, and His Majesty is also a rare good husband. Now that the Tang Dynasty is prosperous, it is not a big deal to produce fruit for the queen, so the people have little resistance.

However, for the behavior of the eldest grandson queen this time, many people will still say some rumors, after all, for the sake of appetite to work the people and hurt money, this is not what a virtuous wife should do, for a while, the reputation of the eldest grandson queen in the people has fallen, but as a party to the eldest grandson queen does not care, she just wants to eat bananas now, and it is too slow to ship it in a month.

Soon after, this matter spread all over the Tang Dynasty, and later it was also rumored to be a beautiful talk, because Li Er spoiled his pregnant wife this time, and also set an example for husbands all over the world, so from then on, all pregnant women in the family, many will put forward a few requests to test whether the husband is favored, and this habit has even evolved into a custom in the end, if the pregnant woman does not make a request, the husband will take the initiative to express dissatisfaction.

Everyone thought it was a farce, no one saw the involvement behind the farce, and no one cared about it.

Lu Dongzan, who fled all the way to the west, grinned at the corners of his mouth, and smiled secretly in his heart, Datang has such a harem master, and sooner or later there will be disasters.

But at this time, he didn't have time to inquire about this, since he heard about the immortal grain on the road, Lu Dongzan knew that the time was not waiting for anyone, and he galloped all the way, and he had to do something before Bai Fan and the others transported the grain to Chang'an, this was an opportunity.

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