Chapter 285: The trick to a sharp turn in the brain meridian

"How? Is it delicious? ”

Yang Feixue looked at Han Yi expectantly.

There are some fruit salad flavors, but these are all natural things, and the taste is very different, especially if it is chilled, which is even more refreshing. Han Yi nodded and smiled: "It's very sweet and delicious, you can eat it too." ”

Yang Feixue said: "You just eat, I went back to Sister Peony's house, and I have already eaten a lot." ”

"Really?"

Han Yi said depressedly: "Why don't you call me for Mao?" ”

Yuan Peony said: "Why do you want to call you?" ”

Han Yiyi said in a rhetorical manner: "Of course it's to investigate, don't you want to come to me to set up a stall, no, open a fruit shop, of course I have to go and see how your fruits are, in case they are all some crooked melons and cracked dates, wouldn't it ruin my reputation in Beixiang." ”

Am I ruining your reputation in North Lane? Yuan Peony said: "Then I won't open it." ”

Their Yuan family's fruits, the first in the Tang Dynasty, are you afraid that they won't be able to sell them, there are other fruit shops in the East and West markets, and the Yuan family's fruit shop is open to your North Lane, which is your honor.

"That's not necessary, I'll just talk about it, I'm full of confidence in the fruit of your Yuan family, you must not be rash, otherwise, we will sign the contract first."

Han Yi was deflated, as embarrassing as he wanted, there was no way, the resource monopoly was so good. If the Yuan family comes here to open a store, it will raise the grade of North Lane, and in addition, those small fruit sellers are really some crooked melons and cracked dates.

Yuan Peony pursed his lips and said, "It's not so much that these are useless, it's better to talk about my fruit shop, when will you get it done?" ”

Han Yi said: "I'm afraid I'll have to talk about it when I come back from the Wannian Palace." ”

When Yang Feixue heard about this Ten Thousand Year Palace, she immediately said excitedly: "Han Yi, congratulations so much on being able to perform a drama for Your Majesty." It's a great honor. ”

What a great glory can glory be eaten as a meal the bastard li yifu talked nonsense for a long time and didn t talk about the price it is estimated that it is a free performance and. If the performance fails, it will be really--nine deaths.

Han Yi was speechless: "That's, that's, hey, Miss Yang, will you go?" ”

Yang Feixue shook her head and said: "My second uncle has official business and won't go, even if he goes, I am not qualified to go." But Sister Peony will go. ”

Han Yi looked at Yuan Peony and said, "Really?" ”

Yuan Peony nodded and said: "My family has an orchard there, Your Majesty will go back to the Wannian Palace this time, and our Yuan family is responsible for fruits and vegetables." ”

Because she was a widow at a young age, she had no feelings with the Dugu family, so she returned to the Yuan family, although it was not uncommon for the Tang Dynasty to remarry, especially the nobles, but she didn't seem to have this meaning. has been helping to take care of business at home, and it can also be said that he is a proud son of the Datang business community.

It's bold enough! Han Yi said, "Then you must have made a lot of money, right?" ”

Yuan Peony glared.

Han Yi immediately said, "When I didn't ask." But I thought to myself. Even the emperor eats their fruits, this is the aristocracy, and their Yuan family is famous for doing business, this is a very good breakthrough, if it is united with their Yuan family, it will be for me. It's so precious.

Yuan Peony saw Han Yi's eyes rolling slightly, and asked coldly, "What bad idea are you playing again?" ”

"I'm fighting."

Han Yi suddenly reacted and said with a smile: "I am such an upright person, and what I do is a loss-making business, you see." It's the same monopoly, my fare is only a penny, my crystal loom is not only cheap, but also paid in installments, is there a more honest businessman than me? ”

Yang Feixue nodded and said: "That's right, although Han Yi likes to use some bad brains sometimes, people are not bad." ”

It's still Miss Yang who understands me. Han Yi immediately said: "To the point." ”

Yuan Peony couldn't hear his sarcasm, and said with a smile: "So you will increase the tax and plan to compensate us from us?" ”

"Of course - no, the rent money in my North Lane can be said to be - it can't be said to be the cheapest, after all, I have a lot of people here, business is good, and there is a woman's day, a little higher, that should be the case."

Han Yi smiled embarrassedly, this mother-in-law's brain is really fast, it seems that doing business with her is not an easy job!

Yuan Peony smiled slightly and said, "Let's talk about it then." ”

Let's talk about it, I'm afraid I won't be able to fool you, really. Han Yi pursed his lips, picked up a cherry and threw it in his mouth, and ate it in a big gulp, the ice was cool.

Yang Feixue suddenly remembered something, and said, "By the way, Han Yi, I just heard from the sister of the Wei family, Xiao Meng fainted with a smile when she watched the sketch the day before yesterday?" ”

Han Yi remembered Xiao Meng's tragic situation that day, but he laughed out loud first, and said, "Didn't Xiao Meng tell you?" ”

Yang Feixue shook her head.

Such a scandalous thing, how could Yang Menghao say it.

"This Xiao Meng is really, he can faint with laughter."

Yang Feixue originally wanted to laugh, but after thinking about it, after all, it was his cousin, and it didn't seem good to do this, so she pursed her lips, held back her smile, and said, "Also, what kind of intelligence questions have everyone been talking about recently, and they also say that you invented it, right?" ”

Han Yi nodded.

Yang Feixue got up and said, "Then you come up with one for me and Sister Peony to try." ”

This eats people with a soft mouth and short hands. Han Yi was really embarrassed not to come out, thought about it, and said, "Okay, I'll come up with one." After a pause, he said, "If Sage Kong is still alive, what difference will there be in this world?" ”

"Sage Kong is still alive?"

Yang Feixue was stunned, thought for a while, and said, "Our Datang will be stronger." ”

Han Yi shook his head.

Xiao Ye raised his little head and said thoughtfully: "What difference can this Confucian saint make if he is alive, isn't it just multiple people." ”

Han Yi patted Ono on the shoulder and said, "Not bad, kid." The answer is one more person. ”

Ono was stunned, he just said it casually, but he didn't think that he guessed correctly.

Yang Feixue sneered and said, "Interesting, interesting, you can come up with another one." ”

Han Yi thought for a while, and then said, "Why do geese fly to the south in autumn?" ”

Yuan Peony said: "This is common sense, the wild geese want to go to the south to escape the cold." ”

Yang Feixue nodded.

Han Yi looked at Ono again, and Ono also nodded.

Han Yi shook his head and said, "Wrong! ”

Yuan Peony was stunned, and lowered his eyebrows and groaned.

Yang Feixue tilted her head slightly to think.

But after thinking about it for a long time, I didn't come up with a reason.

Yang Feixue shook her head and said, "I can't guess." Tell me, what's the answer? ”

Han Yi looked at Yuan Peony again, and saw that Yuan Peony didn't make a sound, so he said, "Because it's too slow to walk!" ”

The three of them were all stunned, and Yang Feixue suddenly giggled.

Ono also laughed.

Although Yuan Peony was not as exaggerated as the two, he couldn't help but purse his lips and smile. As if he understood the trick, he muttered, "I see." ”

"Yo! It's so lively! ”

Suddenly, a crisp voice sounded outside.

The four of them turned their heads to take a look, and saw a big beauty standing at the gate of the courtyard, with a bun and sideburns, a light sweep of her eyebrows, her skin was as delicate as warm jade, and her red lips with a playful smile were even more delicate. The two strands of hair on the cheeks gently blow with the wind, adding a bit of seductive style, wearing a light green dress, and the waist is not full of hand, so flawless.

It's Xiao Wuyi!

Han Yi was happy at first, because they had already discussed that in order to be able to see each other more times, they had to get to know each other again, but he didn't expect Xiao Wuyi to choose to come today. But then he was immediately shocked, this Yang Feixue had seen Xiao Wuyi. And Yang Feixue is innocent and flawless, she is very likely to say it, and she can't help but be secretly anxious in her heart, what can I do?

Xiao Wuyi, who was outside the door, suddenly said, "Can I come in?" ”

If you are not allowed to enter, I will be finished. Han Yi hurriedly got up and said, "Please come in, please come in." ”

Xiao Wuyi walked in. looked at Yuan Peony, and said with a smile: "Little sister heard outside that Sister Peony was coming, but no one was seen, or a maid from Fengfeilou told me that you were here, so I came over to say hello to Sister Peony." ”

Yuan Peony also stood up. He smiled, "I can't afford that." ”

Xiao Wuyi said: "You are my second sister, how can you not stand it." ”

Yuan Peony smiled and said, "When did you come back?" ”

"It's been a few days."

"It's good to be back."

Yuan Peony nodded, but didn't say anything more.

The two of them knew each other, Han Yi had already guessed it, but looking at this short exchange, it seemed that there was some contradiction between the two, but at this time, there was no time to think about this, the key Yang Feixue was here.

Who knew that Yang Feixue was stunned and said, "Sister Peony, who is this?" ”

What's the situation? Han Yi looked stupid.

Yuan Peony said: "This is the eldest daughter of Duke Song, the county lord of Yuncheng. As he spoke, he led to Yang Feixue and said, "This is the eighth daughter of Yang Sine, the assassin of Yangzhou." ”

Yang Feixue hurriedly got up and saluted: "Feixue has seen the county lord of Yuncheng. ”

Although she is a nobleman, compared to Xiao Wuyi, she is more than one grade behind!

Xiao Wuyi said with a smile: "Sister Feixue, what a lot of courtesy, you just call me Sister Wuyi, our Xiao family and your Yang family are also world friends." Saying that, she looked at Han Yi again and said with a smile: "Little Brother Han, don't come unharmed." ”

Han Yi was born as a liar, and immediately gave up: "Han Yi has seen the county lord of Yuncheng. ”

Because he was in Fengfeilou last time, he had already seen Xiao Wuyi, and Yuan Liehu was also there at that time, and Yuan Peony may also know that if he pretends not to know, it will cause people to be suspicious.

"Brother Han is worthy of being a friend of women, sitting at home, but surrounded by beautiful women." Xiao Wuyi said with a prickly smile.

Your sister, can I sue you for intimidation, I'm scared. Han Yi said: "It's just a false name, the county lord of Yuncheng has won the award." ”

A smile flashed in Yang Feixue's eyes.

Yuan Peony smiled bitterly: "Wuyi, you really haven't changed at all." ”

Xiao Wuyi raised his eyebrows and said, "Why do I want to change?" ”

Yuan Peony smiled and didn't make a sound.

It seems that the two of them really don't get along, this is really bad! Han Yi saw that the atmosphere was a little embarrassing, so he said, "Lord Yuncheng, please take a seat, please take a seat." ”

Ono hurriedly got up and walked behind Han Yi, if it was someone else, he would definitely not let it, but he knew that this was a sister-in-law, and he had to get out of the way.

Xiao Wuyi glanced at Xiao Ye, nodded and thanked him, and then sat down.

Han Yi's eyes were on the chests of the three beauties, and he didn't sweep his face, this was a blessing for all people, but the secret relationship was very good, causing him to sit on pins and needles, sweating there.

Xiao Wuyi was complacent. smiled: "What are you talking about, you seem to be quite happy." ”

Yang Feixue said: "Oh, it's an intelligence question from Han Yi, it's very interesting." ”

"Puzzles?"

Xiao Wuyi squinted at Han Yi and said, "I wonder if I'm lucky enough to see Brother Han's intelligence questions?" ”

You've said so, can I not say it. Han Yi said with a smile: "The lord of Yuncheng County is serious. It's just a matter of intelligence, so what's the point. After a pause, he pondered for a moment and said, "What is in the middle of the Ten Thousand Years Palace?" ”

"What's in the middle of the Ten Thousand Years Palace?"

Yang Feixue wondered: "What kind of question is this, I haven't been there." ”

Xiao Wuyi's eyebrows were tightly locked, and he didn't seem to have a clue.

Yuan Peony thought for a while, suddenly smiled, and said, "Wannian Palace, there is a year in the middle." ”

This woman is not stupid! I grasped the mystery so quickly. Han Yi nodded and said, "That's what the Peony Lady said." It's been a year. ”

Yang Feixue was stunned and giggled.

"What kind of intelligence problem is this, it's clearly opportunistic." Xiao Wuyi snorted softly.

You also want to ask for it, and if you can't answer, it will become opportunistic, you are really domineering enough. Han Yi muttered in a low voice: "Opportunistic, you can't answer, so I'm embarrassed to say it." ”

Xiao Wuyi frowned and said, "What did you say?" ”

Han Yi sneered: "It's nothing, it's nothing. ”

Xiao Wuyi seemed to be angry. On his chest was the waves, and he said, "It's just a matter of intelligence." I can't answer, you come out again. ”

This is not in a questioning tone, but in a commanding tone.

Out is out. Han Yidao: "Xiao Ming's mother has three sons, the eldest only son is called Da Ming, the second son is called Er Ming, and what is the name of the third son?" ”

Yang Feixue pondered for a moment. said: "I know, it's Xiao Ming." ”

Han Yi smiled and nodded.

Yang Feixue was overjoyed and said, "I finally got the question right." ”

Yuan Peony glanced at Xiao Wuyi and shook his head with a smile.

"Sister Feixue is really ice and snow smart!" Xiao Wuyi said with a smile, although he still maintained a calm smile. The corners of his eyes began to glow with cold, especially towards Han Yi's side.

Yang Feixue grinned, very proud, but said: "I am far inferior to Sister Wuyi and Sister Peony." ”

But I didn't know that this sentence hit Xiao Wuyi's sore spot even more, and she didn't answer any of them here.

Han Yi saw it in his eyes and thought to himself, this is not good, she is a wife, there is no reason to embarrass my wife, I have to give her some hints. coughed lightly and said, "Which hurts more with watermelon or gourd?" ”

Han Yi squinted at Xiao Wuyi, scratched his temple with one hand, and secretly clicked a few times.

Xiao Wuyi has the heart to cheat, but she is used to fighting with Han Yi, she didn't expect Han Yi to give her a hint, she seems to have returned to Yangzhou for a period of time, and she didn't expect that she was already Han Yi's wife, of course it's different! Still looking down and thinking.

Yuan Peony sat opposite, just saw it at a glance, instantly understood, and said, "I have a headache." ”

Xiao Wuyi reacted suddenly, and when he looked up, he happened to see Han Yi's posture, and then looked at Yuan Peony, anger burning in his eyes.

This Nima is a big misunderstanding, I'm going to give you a hint, you don't see it and blame me. Han Yi was bitter in his heart, but he said: "The peony lady is really smart, yes, the answer is a headache." Hiss. ”

Suddenly, he took a sharp gasp.

Yang Feixue said: "What's wrong with you? ”

Han Yi squeezed out a smile and said, "It's okay, it's okay, my legs are a little numb after sitting for a long time." ”

Saying that, he also pretended to rub his thigh with one hand and scolded secretly, this woman is really ruthless.

When Yang Feixue was rising, he didn't pay attention to it, and said, "You come out again!" ”

If you return it, you won't want to die. Han Yi is also difficult.

Xiao Wuyi suddenly smiled: "It's a little interesting, you can make another one." ”

She'll give up.

Forget it, if you can't answer, blame me, I'm so difficult to be a human being! Han Yi also had to think about it, but he couldn't just mess around, he suddenly rolled his eyes and said, "There is a word, everyone will mispronounce it, what is it?" ”

While Yang Feixue and Yuan Peony were pondering, Han Yi rubbed his hands on his thighs, and suddenly quietly climbed onto Xiao Wuyi's thighs, which was really full.

Xiao Wuyi's eyes widened, but then he turned his anger into joy, and said with a smile: "I know, it's a typo." ”

Yang Feixue sighed, woke up suddenly, and said with some regret: "Yes, it's a typo." ”

Xiao Wuyi said with a smile: "I just said that there is nothing difficult, it's just that I haven't mastered the trick yet." ”

Yes, yes, the trick is to let me touch it. Han Yi's heart was happy, he loved this brain teaser at this moment, it was really exciting.

Yang Feixue was naΓ―ve, only found it interesting, and said: "Now I have answered one correctly, the county lord of Yuncheng has answered one correctly, and Sister Peony has answered two correctly, let's see who can answer three correctly first, how about it?" ”

Xiao Wuyi said confidently: "This is a good idea. As she spoke, she glanced at Yuan Peony slightly defiantly.

Yuan Peony nodded and said, "That's very good." ”

Han Yi was puzzled: "Three ways." ”

Yang Feixue said: "Isn't it too much? Then you can think of a few things. ”

Han Yi shook his head and said, "Of course not, I just think three is too little, or thirty, how about it?" ”

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