"Young Master! Master! ”

The voice was close to his ear, but it seemed to be blurred for a long time, the headache was like it was about to crack, and his throat was even more on fire.

An old man with a wrinkled and sad face like a loess high slope with an old white beard, trembling was staring at him, the old face was less than half a meter against himself, and he suddenly became excited, for fear that this old man would give himself artificial breathing, holding the quilt Mao Gou was like a girl who had encountered a pervert, and shrank to the side of the bed.

"Who the fuck are you?"

was also suddenly frightened, but the old man turned around happily as if he hadn't heard Mao Gou's foul mouth, jumped three times and jumped behind at a speed that did not match his age, and shouted like a nervous disorder.

"Madam, the young master is awake! The young master is awake! ”

"Really? What a bodhisattva blessing! Amitabha, great! That's great! ”

In Mao Gou's dizziness, just vacated the entrance of the side bed, and a beautiful woman in her thirties came over. This woman has a very good face, a round goose egg face, beautiful eyebrows, a pair of big bright eyes, a fair nose and a red mouth are quite small, and she looks very kind.

However, to Mao Gou's astonishment, she was actually wearing a straight Hanfu skirt that can only be seen in TV dramas, and there were flowers on the green brocade. At this time, if you look closely, the old man is also wearing the green cloth turban of the ancients on his head, and he is wearing much worse than the middle-aged beautiful woman, but it is also a black tweed robe, the kind of Taoist dress in the TV series.

Mao Gou's head couldn't help but be confused. Yes, your crew is filming at the beach! Lao Tzu swam into the sea next to him to relieve the heat, I don't know where a lack of virtue came out, and he smashed his head with a shiny thing, choking on saliva, how could he be forced into the crew and forced into the crew to be a group performer when he opened his eyes!

Look at the day, it's almost afternoon at this time, and the shipyard work has finally turned around, if you can't catch up with work, the black-faced supervisor's pig liver face simply makes Mao Gou tremble, but I don't want to get a group performance lunch, the first month's bonus is hundreds of just gone, the two leading actors are in tears, and Mao Gou directly pushed them away from the bed.

"I'm sorry, I didn't mean to make a movie! Borrowed it! ”

The quilt was brushed aside, Mao Gou reached out and wanted to take off the costume, but just after picking it up twice, he was depressed again, damn it! There is nothing under the white undershirt of the ancients seen on the Water Margin, and the pants have been stripped off and replaced, this crew is immoral enough, is it obvious that it violates his privacy.

And if the beautiful sister in front of him helped change it, then he would reluctantly accept it, if this bad old man? Looking at the old face with affection in the old guy's acting skills, Mao Gou felt a chill when he thought about it.

Everyone was stunned, and the beautiful woman shouted incredulously after a while: "Jue'er, why don't you even know your mother?" Steward Wen, young master, is this evil! How that should be! ”

"Young master, don't scare the old man!" The old man of the also slapped his thigh sadly.

The house is full of looking for their clothes, if they find their mobile phones, Mao Gou will definitely take pictures of them, although I don't know which star it is, but this acting is too strong, too dedicated, and if you say that you can change the play! In addition to admiration, Mao Gou once again walked out helplessly while waving his hands.

"Sister celebrity, I still have to go to work in the afternoon! With a bonus of more than 1,000 yuan a month, I really don't deserve any group performance! ”

"Oops!"

Patronizing and turning around, he didn't pay attention to Kung Fu Mao Gou bumped into a fleshy thing at the door, and he was a shipyard worker, and directly knocked the person to a stagger, and sat on the ground with his skirt crooked, but at this moment, it was like poking a hornet's nest.

"Which little brute, there is something that the mother raises and does not teach the mother, does not have long eyes to hit the old lady, is disloyal and unfilial, kills a thousand knives, deserves to fall into the sea, the sea dragon king has no eyes, why did he confiscate you a little brute! Oops, I've killed my mother! ”

Mao Gou was dumbfounded, this chick who was knocked down by herself, in her twenties, is definitely an acting school, at this moment, Aunt Xue, Mama Rong, and the old lady who has been touching porcelain downstairs for 30 years, the soul of the old lady in the third ring and five suites seems to be attached to her all at once, her mouth is crooked, her eyes are slanted, she is splashing and rolling, and she interprets it vividly, that sour and mean look, Mao Gou himself almost believes it.

"Madame Ru is fine!"

Mao Gou was stunned, the beautiful woman and the old man of Jiqing also came out in a panic, it seems that the old man of Jiqing seems to be really not interested in women, and he didn't even help him, but the beautiful woman reached out to help.

It's a pity, I don't know what to do, it's the little girl who is doing the underground to the fullest, the beautiful woman's hand was pushed away by her, and she jumped up, pointing at her nose and sneering harshly.

"If you can't lay eggs, you will hatch others, tsk, this is to protect, you can't help but be weak, the girls are not as good, no wonder the handsome man wants to send Jiangsu and Zhejiang, stay in front of me and look upset, and lose the eldest lady's scheming, and soak in the soup in vain!"

"Don't go too far, Madame! After all, the eldest lady is the main room of the handsome, and if you chew the root of your tongue like this, you are not afraid of the handsome reproach! ”

Finally, even the old man couldn't stand it, and angrily stretched out his hand to the side and said, but no, this house gate palace fighting drama has become more exciting here, and with a slap in the face, even Mao Gou felt pain, and pumped this old man with a big mouth, and this little girl's skin jumped higher.

"Hungry, old bones that no one wants to burn the fire, where is your cheap servant's place to speak? The handsome blame? Oops, now a handsome man sleeps in my room every day, climbs my bed, and loves him so much, unlike someone who can't get a cub, except for the sneaky wild man, he can also go to the side! ”

It seems that the beautiful woman and the old man are playing the kind of lady who is not good at words and is bullied, this is a house fight scene where the concubine makes a fuss, the little lady is possessed by Aunt Xue, the old man covers his mouth and dares to be angry, and the beautiful woman is simply speechless.

"Then I said, director, you come out and shout! I really don't act! ”

After watching the excitement for a long time, the sun slanted to his head, and he slapped his thighs and suddenly remembered that he still had to go to work, and hurriedly waved his hands and walked out, wanting to find his clothes and mobile phone.

At this moment, the two bullied people were in a hurry again, and the beautiful woman reached out in a panic to pull Mao Gou's sleeve, and her big watery eyes burst into tears.

"Jue'er, where are you going? Don't you even know your mother? ”

"Young Master! Oops, what can I do! ”

The snarky woman was also a little stunned, but after a while, she suddenly raised her head and laughed.

"Hahaha, it's really a sky with eyes, this has a mother who doesn't teach a mother, a ruined family, a mourning star who killed his own mother, and a nest that can't afford a knife is crazy! It's really a blessing for our Mao family! Haha~"

Syllable~

With a crisp sound, the whole small courtyard fell silent, the old man's eyes were as big as goose eggs, and the beautiful woman who was tugging on the sleeves of Mao Gou was also full of disbelief, and she also tasted the taste of being slapped, and the mean woman was even more shocked to the extreme, and after a full moment, the woman shouted extremely sharply.

"You, you scumbag dare to beat the old lady!"

"What's wrong with hitting you?"

Mao Gou was also patient to the extreme, the flesh on his face twitched, and he shouted angrily: "Lao Tzu repeatedly, I don't deserve any group performance!" Besides, what's wrong with your acting? Clean up Lao Tzu's mouth, do you still want to release these three vulgar lines? Phew, what a fucking broken crew! ”

"What about Lao Tzu's clothes! What about Lao Tzu's mobile phone! Hurry up and return it to Lao Tzu, otherwise I will call the police and sue you for illegal detention! ”

Mao Gou, who was actively corrupted, yelled all the time, and he was really domineering, but then he ran out not to apologize to the drama or the director who shouted, but two cameras or something appeared, but even a man wearing a Tsing Yi hat, but his physique was about to catch up with Mr. Bodybuilder's two Tsing Yi hats, and dragged Mao Gou's arm and walked out.

"Hey, what the fuck are you doing? Let go of Lao Tzu, or I'm really going to call the police!! ”

…………

Thump~

was thrown and knelt on the ground, grinning with pain, and wanted to stand up angrily, but he was pressed and knelt on the ground by the two family members, and he raised his head and scolded angrily.

"Are you guys breaking the crew or the black scenic spot, what do you want to rip off customers? Lao Tzu is a local, don't eat your set, let Lao Tzu go quickly, otherwise I will go to the tourism bureau to sue you! ”

I didn't see the camera or anything in this way, Mao Gou remembered coldly that his buddies went to Yunnan a few years ago, and as a result, the local folk customs got married or something, and finally it took more than 5,000 to redeem himself, and now Mao Gou is depressed, won't let himself encounter this?

This is a place that looks like an ancient study, not to mention, the actors invited are really in place, an old man with a Taoist head, a turban, and a pine crane robe is full of gloomy face, listening to the two big and three rough guys next to him say something, these two guys are also wearing good, all ancient armor buckled by iron leaves, and it looks carefully built, less than five or six thousand does not sell that, it is much stronger than the fake costume that Mao Gou went to Daming Palace to watch the samurai perform.

"Oh, master, the concubine is no longer alive, you see that there is a mother who has no mother's education, it is very unfilial! The concubine is kind enough to visit him, this is for the concubine, you have to be the master of the concubine! ”

"Master, it's not like that, Jue'er was flooded when he fell into the water, he was delirious, he couldn't recognize anyone, and the third sister was ......, so this was ......"

As soon as the scathing woman came in, she covered her face and cried and wiped her tears like no bones, sticking to the long beard and majesty, looking like a high-powered old man in the TV series, looking anxious, **** also eagerly followed the explanation, and pulled and provoked a burst of machine-gun-like verbal ridicule from the sour woman.

It seemed that he was upset, and he didn't argue a word, and the long-bearded old man suddenly flicked his sleeves angrily.

"Enough, shut up Lao Tzu!"

"What the hell is going on?"

His eyes were full of ferocity, and the old guy paced directly in front of Mao Gou, and the two bodybuilders also let go of him at this time, and stood up unhappily, Mao Gou made the old guy tremble.

That's really an underworld temperament that has killed people and set fires!

However, the loser does not lose the battle, and after a while, Mao Gou's unconvinced temperament surged up again, and seven disagreed and eight yelled angrily.

"What the fuck is going on, who the fuck are you?"

"It's your father!"

The angry nose was almost crooked, and the old man with the long beard and beard slapped Mao Gou on the head angrily, slapping him staggering.

There is such unreasonableness, scolding and beating people? is also angry that brute energy came up, regardless of whether this old thing is the leader of the scenic spot, Mao Gou tilted his head and said a straight sentence back.

"Lao Tzu is still your mother's ancestor!"

Silence, the whole study suddenly became a deathly silence, not to mention the beautiful woman covering her mouth, the mean woman, the two generals saw the eyes of the dinosaur, and even the long-bearded old man stared at him like a toad in shock............