If a delicate twenty-eight woman made such a request, Li Yuan would treat it as a little fun on the bed, agree with a smile, and then have some pure exchanges between friendships.

But now it's a man... This style of painting is a bit embarrassing.

When the new majesty knelt on the ground, the left and right ministers of civil and military affairs also suddenly prostrate on the ground, covering their faces in their sleeve robes, their voices were grief-stricken, and their performances were excellent, and they even showed their red eyes, squeezing out a few tears from the tear ducts that didn't need money.

The more sad they cry, the more beautiful they praise, this is a powerful test of their official character in the future, everything today is to be recorded in history, once the historian who wrote wrote: "Your Majesty knelt and sucked the milk, so-and-so was sad, seeing a leaf can know a tree, so-and-so's filial piety can be seen in general..."

One day, Li Shimin flipped through the living record, yo yo, this guy is good, he praises my behavior very much, not bad, not bad, with a stroke of the pen, it is a bright future.

This is much simpler than working hard to make political achievements, so why don't the ministers cry?

But...

The current minister cried first, but Li Shimin was a little embarrassed, Li Yuan blocked his chest with his right hand, and the thing behind his shirt loomed, like a cold plum standing on a snow hill, but he just had nowhere to put his mouth, or Li Yuan didn't want him to put his mouth down.

"Father! In the past, you and I hunted in the mountains in Jinyang, and the sons were so frightened by wild boars that they did not dare to bend down to shoot arrows, and it was the father who picked up the bow and arrow to give the child confidence... In the twelfth year of the great cause, the sons of the ministers crusaded against Wang Shichong in Luoyang, and almost died of an arrow, and the father heard the news, and did not close his eyes all night, and asked the Buddha for blessing in Xingshan Temple... Big brother, third brother, this... Erchen was forced! Li Shimin said with tears in his eyes.

Li Yuan's face is very dark now, looking at Li Er, I really want to say a word to suck you into paralysis!

Labor and management ugly refusal!

But he is really cowardly now, he doesn't dare to say this, once he says it, his end will definitely be very cold, but if he is treated like this by a man, no matter whether he is the first emperor of the ages or Li Er, the diaphragm in his heart should be really uncomfortable.

It's worse than choking on.

The gap between them is none other than "Liu Lang Chinese words, so I have to be seventeen or eighteen girls with red teeth and clapper and sing the willow shore and the wind and the waning moon." And Su Shi's words, the Kansai Han must hold the iron plate, sing the great river to the east, and the waves will be exhausted..."

As for why Li Shimin is so obsessed with things that seem dirty to modern people?

Zhou Qufei of the Song Dynasty said: "The fang woman will give birth to a child, and her husband will lie down, like a nursing woman, if she is not careful, she will be sick, and her wife will not suffer."

"Taiping Guangji" volume 483 "fangwomen" article quotes Tang Wei Chishu's "Nanchu News" also said: There are fangwives in the south, and when they give birth, their husbands are bedridden, and their diets are like nursing women. If they are not protected, their pregnant women will be sick. His wife also has nothing to suffer, and she cooks and cooks freely. Youyun: The more vulgar his wife or son, after three days of bathing in the stream, returning, with a wife to pay for his son-in-law. The son-in-law embraces the young and sits on the bed, which is called the birther. Its reversal is so!

The Qing dynasty Li Zong's "Qianji" contains Lang Cimiao: When a woman gives birth, her husband must guard the house, not beyond the door, and the full moon is out. Pregnant women go in and out of the fields to feed their husbands and nurses.

In fact, this is a kind of pity for the pain of women in childbirth, so men feed their babies with false breastfeeding, and it seems that only ethnic minorities have this habit in the records of fangren.

Therefore, it is not surprising that the Li clan of Longxi, who has Xianbei blood, maintains this tradition.

In fact, the worship of men's "Shang Milk" is not necessarily caused by the influence of the surrounding Hu Feng, but the ancient style of the Central Plains Dynasty. It is rumored that King Wen of Zhou had four breasts, which was regarded as an auspicious sign in ancient times.

In the historical records, "King Wen's four breasts are said to be great benevolence, the world returns, and the people are relatives." ”

Li Shimin's purpose is to show that he is the innocent and kind son of the past, lying in Li Yuan's arms and begging to be nurtured, and showing the affection between father and son through this most primitive life activity.

Kneel and lick your breasts to show that you are a child!

In short, it's a show!

"Shimin, my father knows your intentions, your wife and son are still there, and you ascended the throne today and set an example for all the people, although I am your father and emperor, but can you do this nonsense?" Li Yuan scolded,

The behavior of being a milk man has long been out of vogue in the Central Plains, and there are only sporadic ethnic minorities, and if you don't want to be Li Shimin, you can only use this reason.

Li Tang's bloodline has always been looked down upon by the family, Li Shimin may not be very clear now, but when his daughter grows up during the Zhenguan period, he will know that no one wants the princess of the Tang Dynasty, and it is not as good as the five surnamed women.

For this reason, Li Shimin was still very angry to rebuild the clan genealogy, but unfortunately Fang Xuanling, who made him regard him as his right-hand man, was the first to list the Cui family, the Qinghe Cui family and the Boling Cui family, not the royal family of the Tang Dynasty, the Li family!

It's embarrassing.

Li Yuan is now using Li Shimin to imitate Hu Feng to block him, your majesty of the Han people, you can't use the habits of the Hu people to do this!

Hu people! The Five Hu and Sixteen Kingdoms are not a simple ethnic integration, Jieli Khan has taken away thousands of people from Daizhou last year, whether it is the Han people in the north or the Han people in the south, they all hate the Hu people very much.

Another thing to mention, the ethnic minorities who entered the Central Plains at the end of the Jin Dynasty were like Xianbei, and with the efforts of Emperor Xiaowen of the Northern Wei Dynasty, they had successfully sinicized, so they were a little disdainful of the Turks of the original steppe family.

The Li clan, who has Xianbei blood, has not long been founded, and it still needs the support of the SD Shi clan and the Southern Shi clan, so it can't make others think that this Li Tang is no different from the original Northern Zhou?

This is very fatal!

The Zhenguan Dynasty has not yet reached the tolerance of the Kaiyuan Dynasty, Li Longji's tolerance is based on the military exploits of the Tang Xuanhe, and it is impossible to call it a victory if the country is not destroyed, but now in the ninth year of Wude, the Tang Dynasty is still very fragile, and the Turks in the north will be instigated by Princess Yicheng of the Sui Dynasty to carry out the great cause of recovering the Sui.

In just 20 years, three expeditions to Goryeo, the construction of the Grand Canal, years of war, no one in ten people on the household register, some died, more became black households, and the Tang Dynasty was still very sluggish.

"Father!" Li Shimin screamed heartbreakingly, but he couldn't help but have a trace of suspicion in his heart, his father's eyes seemed to be disgusted, disgusted...

Sure enough, it is enough to do this thing once, if Cheng Qian is like this to himself... (The first time was the Xuanwumen Change, after Li Shimin killed his two brothers, he knelt down and sucked on his breasts, praying for Li Yuan's forgiveness.) ）

It didn't take long for Li Shimin, who had cried enough, to invite Li Yuan to take a seat, and he and Empress Changsun sat on both sides of Li Yuan to show Li Yuan's noble status.

Li Yuan is like sitting on pins and needles, the power is not in his hands, the more noble the status, the more dazzling, this occasion reminds him of Emperor Han Xian and Dong Zhuo of the Three Kingdoms, I am afraid that he is inferior to Emperor Han Xian.

Emperor Xian of the Han Dynasty had at least one Wang Yun and these Han ministers loyal to him, but what about Li Yuan?

Xuanwumen has been two and a half months now, the court has been cleared, according to Li Yuan's memory of his previous life, he found that there are really few ministers loyal to him, and Li Yuan is too decentralized, the court is basically the prince built a party, the king of Qin is a party, and the rest is two or three big cats and kittens, and the current court is basically a party of the king of Qin.

By the way, there is also a Ying Guogong warrior Tong, I remember that he was driven to Lizhou by Li Shimin, and now he should be packing his luggage, his daughter Wu Meiniang is still a three-year-old baby.