Chapter 4 Who Fooled Whom?

About an hour later, Yuan Tiangang returned from the mountains, holding a big fat hare in one hand and a pheasant in the other.

Bai Fan happily greeted him, "Dao Yuan is so skilled, it's really hard for you to get old!" For the sake of the kid, a joke actually made you go to the mountains for an hour, the kid is really a sin! ”

Yuan Laodao is also a warm intestine of the ancient road, put down the pheasant and hare and waved his hand: "It's okay, I can meet Xiaoyou today, you and I are also fate, just eat a meal, why worry about it!" ”

The two of you come and go, and gradually they become familiar with each other!

Yuan Tiangang killed chickens and rabbits, and his movements were particularly skillful, and he didn't know where he found a seven-inch short dagger, and he actually cleaned up the prey in this courtyard!

This skillful knife work dazzled Bai Fan, and his heart was hot!

Bai Fan was not idle, he peeled the skin and cleaned it up, burned the snow and turned the water by himself, and then cleaned the ingredients!

Looking at Yuan Laodao's skillful skills, Bai Fan opened his mouth and praised: "Dao Chang has good skills!" ”

suddenly remembered that this barbecue can't be done without seasonings, so he hurriedly got up and ran to the kitchen, but after tossing for a long time, he didn't find anything like oil, salt, sauce and vinegar.

With doubts in his heart, Bai Fan returned to the main hall, but Yuan Tiangang was carving a cross knife for the hare!

Bai Fan said embarrassedly: "Dao Chief, forgive me, I don't even have salt left!" ”

Hearing this, Yuan Tiangang was surprised, what? Could it be that you have such a poor family background in the past?

Looking at your environment, you must not even have vinegar cloth for poor people! Still talking to Lao Dao here, what a slippery boy!

Lao Dao didn't break it down, and said: "It's okay, Lao Dao often walks outside, so he has salt on his body!" ”

As he spoke, he put the two game on the fire and took out a small bamboo tube from his bosom.

Bai Fan watched Lao Dao open the wooden cork of the bamboo tube, and it could be seen that it was a half-tube of slightly yellowed crystals, only to see Lao Dao pinching a small handful with his hand, and slowly and evenly sprinkled it on the hare meat! A handful was also sprinkled on the pheasant!

Don't forget to remind Bai Fan, who was a little dazed, to help flip the pheasant and hare!

Watching Lao Dao slowly stuff the bamboo tube back into his arms as if it were a treasure, Bai Fan came back to his senses and said weakly: "This? This, this is salt? ”

Lao Dao smiled! Laugh!

After all, the kid is a poor boy who has never seen the world, and he just pretended that he had no salt at home, and at this time it must be the first time he has seen this kind of high-quality salt, so he was shocked!

So Lao Dao said: "How is it? I've never eaten anything like this! Haha, just said to the old Taoist that there is no salt at home? According to the old way, your family is so poor, don't say that you haven't seen this salt, I'm afraid that vinegar cloth can't be supplied in the past!

Boy, the old way won't laugh at you, so you can't be honest! ”

Bai Fan was speechless, he was actually treated as a dirt bun, which made Lao Dao laugh!

What do you mean that you haven't seen such good things? If I give me this kind of yellowed salt, I don't want it, so I'm not afraid of being poisoned?

As the saying goes, you can't lose if you lose, Bai Fan is at the age when he likes to be competitive, how can he be ridiculed by the old way!

"This! It's not that anyone with shallow knowledge, it's the first time I've seen this, this, such low-grade salt, Taoist chief, if you eat this all day long, aren't you afraid of eating bad stomach? ”

Karma! Yuan Tiangang's laughter came to an abrupt end!

What's the situation? Is this kid slapping a swollen face and becoming fat?

"Boy! Seeing that you are also a scholar, how can you be so full of nonsense? It's just that you haven't eaten or seen salt, Lao Dao knows that your family is poor, and he won't laugh at you, but your pompous style is not what a gentleman should be! ”

Yuan Laodao taught a lesson as he spoke, and he still felt good about this young man, so seeing that this person actually spoke exaggerated words in order to win, he had the heart to educate him!

But Bai Fan didn't appreciate it, isn't it just salt? You can say that Bai Fan didn't know anything before, but I grew up eating high-quality table salt rich in minerals since I was a child, how can I be frightened by your unclean yellow salt.

"The Taoist has misunderstood! It's not a lie in the next, I've seen refined salt with a texture like snow, so this will question the salt of this texture, and it's no wonder that the Taoist is long! Bai Fan explained.

What the?

Yuan Tiangang was bluffed, looking at the child's sincere tone, his eyes were pure, and it didn't seem to be fake!

But, but I'm the best white salt! Even the emperor in the palace eats this, where did this kid see the salt that looks like snow!

"Boy, you're not kidding? You know, even His Majesty the Emperor of the Tang Dynasty is eating this kind of salt now, and I am the best refined salt! Where have you seen better salt? ”

Bai Fan smiled, the emperor, what about the emperor, was it true that all the good things were given to him?

"Where have I seen it, the kid doesn't say it, but it's true, the kid is not a lie, the Taoist is a master, you should be able to judge the truth or falsehood!

The kid can't accept the Taoist chief's meeting gift for no reason today, and when we finish this meal, the kid will give you a big gift! ”

"Good! I'm just waiting to see what tricks you can play! ”

The two of them are chatting while barbecuing, chatting, you come and go, so happy!

Yuan Tiangang is a Taoist celebrity, and his knowledge is really very profound, and Bai Fan has thousands of years of knowledge, and he is from the Chinese Department of Peking University, and he is still reading a lot of books in the library, that knowledge reserve, and Yuan Tiangang found a common topic, that is no problem at all!

In less than half an hour, the two of them finished eating a chicken and a rabbit, cleaned up everything, and boiled boiling water in a clay pot to drink, and then sat cross-legged and laughed!

"Happy, I didn't expect Lao Dao to be able to meet such a hermit master as the little brother in the poor countryside of the three plains, Lao Dao invited this meal, it's worth it!" Yuan Tiangang laughed and said!

Bai Fan said modestly: "Don't dare to be, don't dare to be!" Any scholar who has only read one Analects for enlightenment, where can he be called a hermit! Yuan Daochang is elevated! ”

Yuan Tiangang scolded with a smile: "Okay, you slippery boy, you still come to deceive the old way at this time!" ”

Seeing that he didn't believe him, Bai Fan got up and went to his house and took the tattered copy of the Analects.

"If you don't believe it, you can check it yourself, the family is poor, and it was my father who gave up all his resources to settle down and bought this only book for Fan!"

Hiss! It turned out to be true?

No way!

Yuan Tiangang really couldn't believe it.

Not to mention anything else, it is the astronomy and geography that the two of them talked about together just now, and this young man can discuss the mysteries of heaven and earth with him, which can also be learned from the Analects?